Eggsy: [to Charlie] We all know the only reason you’re still so classist is that I rejected your advances.
Eggsy: [to the Statesmen] Do you brew your whisky in a toilet? Because it tastes like sh*t. Having said that, I wouldn’t mind more free samples. Talk soon.
Eggsy: [to Merlin and Harry] I’m calling for a fight to the death between you two. Highlander rules: There can only be one. Survivor becomes my bride. Kiss kiss.
Eggsy: [to all antagonists] Fuck you. That’s it. That’s the end of the sentence.
it really makes me think of why this break started in the first place, like they knew about jay being sick and robin being sick so they decided to take the break and continue to take it (idk if that makes sense) but all i know is that whenever this happens i just think "thank god they're on break right now"