<b></b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> Random guy:</b> People should stop obsessing over cartoons so much. They're for kids, and kids only. There's not one kids cartoon on or has been on that adults can possibly enjoy!<p><b>Me:</b> *pulls out laptop and types in shows* The Last Airbender, Gravity Falls, Legend of Korra, Teen Titans, Ben 10, Star vs the forces of evil, We Bare Bears, Voltron: Legendary Defender, The Loud House, Xiaolin Showdown, Danny Phantom, Over the Garden Wall, Powerpuff Girls, Steven Universe, Dexter's Laboratory, Samurai Jack, Wander Over Yonder, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold, Regular Show, Adventure Time....<p><b>Random guy:</b> *tears of joy streams down cheeks* Where have these been all my life!?! 😭<p><b>Me:</b> You have much to learn grasshopper....<p><p><p><p><p>
★ Hunk has blackmail on everyone, but will only use it if he deems it completely necessary
★ Nobody ever lets Pidge curse and she is Tired™
★ On several occasions have the Green and Yellow lion had to save their paladins from doing something stupid in the name of science
★ Everyone tried to make lightsabers
They were in space so why not??
They cut off Coran’s mustache again
★ They went to a planet and drank something?? They next thing they knew is that they were in the castle, Hunk suddenly had longer hair, Pidge’s glasses were gone and that Keith and Lance had strangely similar rings
★ Lance made everyone matching letterman jackets
Coran and Shiro teared up
★ Pidge and Hunk made Lance a camera and he screamed
★ Existential crises become a normal thing
Shiro, suddenly pausing his training: We’re just fucking power rangers
Hunk, dropping Pidge who he was carrying: Oh my god—to Allura and Coran we are the aliens
Keith, stopping in the middle of an argument: My entire life, i wondered if aliens were real while i was an alien
★ Everyone assumes its Hunk who doesn’t curse, but it’s actually Lance
★ “How many episodes of Steven Universe have we missed oh my god”
★ Allura, who just found this out about balloons from Shiro: Ah, Pidge! how exactly does one get square balloons?
Pidge, finally seizing her chance: You blow square breaths
Allura, holding one finger up: (ό‿ὸ)ﾉ w h a t
★ Hunk remembered they disappeared before he got to see Moana and just laid down on the floor for several hours
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is basically his dad meaning Hunk missed his dad’s disney movie.
★ They accidentally stole a Yupper that was owned by Prince Lotor
★ Shortly after forming Voltron: What in formation?
★ Hunk has made a mental note of how many times he’s been right about people not being trustworthy
★ Shiro at one point: jeez we need an adult
Shiro, this time horrified: wait i am the adult
★ “It’s not gay if it’s in space.” “Actually the moon is a lesbian, so it is gay. check and mate, Lance.”
★ Pidge, aggressively: kISS KISS FALL IN SPACE YOU LOSERS
★ They programmed the castle to play the wii music, and Shiro nearly went on a rampage
★ Lance actually ended up knitting all the arusians sweaters
★ “We are beauty, we are grace, we are just gays lost in space” “Shiro liKES MEMES?”
★ Aliens are lowkey terrified of humans now
“The black paladin got his arm ripped off and managed to escape the galra? Count me out”
★ “Wait, Voltron is just five lions stacked on top of each other omg this is wild”
★ The castle is actually haunted somewhat
Nobody knows by who, but they know weird shit is always going on
★ “Who you gonna call?” “VOLTRON”
★ They’re so confused on why Allura and Coran have british accents
We’re in space???this makes no sense????
★ Hunk tells Coran he’s helping him cook but really he’s making sure everything is safe for human consumption
★ Lance broke his arm once and Allura passed out
★ Lance and Hunk are the only ones with normal sleeping schedules
Coran is always awake?? Nobody knows if he actually goes to sleep, they’re afraid for him
★ Coran taught Pidge every way through the vents and she now uses it to her advantage
★ Hunk is always getting marriage proposals from aliens
★ Pidge has almost been adopted on several occasions
★ They start a service that kinda works like fan mail and are surprised by how many kids want to be them
“Why do all these kids want to be dead inside???”
★ The tag yourself meme becomes a usual thing
“Tag urself, im that king that keith accidently set on fire”
“I’m Shiro screaming hysterically”
“I’m that guy who just doesn’t give any shits”
★ Allura is forever deemed Space Beyoncé
★ Coran has a special cup to protect his mustache from getting tea in it
★ Lance, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: Does liking Keith make me afurry?
★ Voltron malfunctioned somehow and threw them all onto the planet they were saving and no one has recovered
“I WANT A FUCKING REFUND, THIS MAGIC CAT MAN THREW ME OUT BITCH”
Voltron somehow beat it on it’s own???
Everyone is salty bc it did a better job than they ever did
★ “It’s okay if you’re a furry and a texan, we still love you.” “i alREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BROTHER BUT NOW T H I S”
★ Slav hangs around and drags everyone into the Multiverse theory
★ “gO GO POWER RANGERS” **bad sound effects**
★ They argue over what sound the particle barrier makes
“Guys, no. it makes that sound when you hear a window opening, y’know?”
“No, Lance, it’s more like the sound you hear when you’re on a swing”
“Both of you are wrong, it makes that sound you hear when you drop out of the sky”
“WE ARE STILL FIGHTING THE GALRA. But it actually makes a noise kinda like Shwooop.”
★ “How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals??”
“Everyone started hiring Voltron”
“Rich important people hired Voltron. Poor people who could not afford to hire Voltron did not hire Voltron”
★ **The Galra start attacking the ship** “Knock knock, it’s the Galra. With huge ships. With guns. Gunships.”
★ Shiro voice: Think about it, everyday we get one day closer to getting nachos
Hunk voice: that’s actually really nice
Pidge voice: what if i die tomorrow and don’t get nachos?
Keith voice: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Lance voice: nO
★ Lance is always the last to find things out without fail
★ Once something was inside the castle that basically put people into a coma when the went to sleep, so everyone had to stay up for at least 2 weeks straight
Keith was so sleep deprived that he told Lance bad space pick-up lines for two hours while they cuddled
THEY WEREN’T DATING YET
★ They have a board that reads “The last time we did something gay”
The longest they’ve gone is 4 days
★ Everyone always forgets what number they are
Coran: Come on, number 3, I have something to show you!
The Paladins: **Caveman spongebob meme**
★ “hEY NOW, YOU’RE IN VOLTRON, GET YOUR LION, GET REKT”
★ They have Bonding Sessions where they talk about their families and what they hope they’re doing
★ Everyone thinks it’s Keith or Pidge who talk about punching Iverson, but nope, it’s Hunk
He told everyone that Matt, Professor Holt and Shiro were dead and is probably telling his family the same thing
He’s not letting that shit slide
★ They visit Balmera regularly so Hunk can see his rock girlfriend
“BALLmera is life amirite?”
★ Everyone has so many questions over Allura’s hair
“Is her hair made out of clouds, or am i dreaming?”
“How did she get all of that into a bun? i can barely put my hair into a ponytail wtf”
★ “I’m paladin” “I hate this fucking family”
★ No one can count how many times they’ve seen Keith staring at Lance while he wasn’t looking
★ Coran, obviously frustrated shortly after Pidge goes missing at some point: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?
Hunk, quietly, but with a lot of feeling: You forget to cherish her
ok so what if. they find matt and he meets everyone and he automatically assumes keith and lance are dating bc of the way they act around each other???
matt would tell keith and lance that theyre a cute couple and keith goes SUPER red and lance is like WHAT no i hate that guy!!!
pidge would snort and matt would look at her so confused bc like?? they are together right??
soon it would become a running joke and every time lance shows up late for dinner everyone’s like KEITH!!! where’s your boyfriend!!! and when no one can find keith bc he’s training alone, they ask lance where his better half is
eventually they stop correcting people and just roll their eyes at everyone
but finally when they get together its super ironic and they laugh about it!!! but then they decide to tell the team and lance puts his arm around keith and is like hey guys, um. this is my boyfriend, keith. and literally everyone just blinks and is like ???? um, guys we know????