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Quincy as taxi drivers


As requested by anon. :)


As we’ve previously done with the espada, we’re going to imagine that the Stern Ritter work as taxi drivers. How would they be rated by their human passengers?


1. As Nodt: 1/5 stars

Pretty sure this guy was *trying* to scare me, what with all of the “ooh I can make this yellow light!” and “hold on I’m gonna take this turn fast” and “oops I think the brakes just failed we’re probably going to die.” Kinda the worst ride ever.


2. Meninas: 5/5 stars

She was a great driver and all - very professional and friendly - but that’s not why I am leaving this review. No I just have to talk about how she lifted all THREE of our suitcases AT ONCE and lifted them ALL INTO THE TRUNK. It was AMAZING. She is SO STRONG

I think I love her


3. Bazz-B: 4/5 stars

I have to admit, when this punk guy pulled up I was a little nervous, but I shouldn’t have been! He was so wonderful! He told me he liked my hair and my eyebrows and my shirt and basically just made me feel so validated. I mean, it was kinda weird the way he only used one finger to drive and bragged about it constantly, but on the other hand he was such a sweet little punk dude


4. Giselle: 1/5 stars

There was blood in the back seat of her cab. I did not get in, but I did tell her. As I left, I am pretty sure I saw her in back seat licking it up. I think she’s a serial killer


5. Ishida: 5/5 stars

His cab was so clean! You know how I know? Well partly because it smelled really good, but mostly because the driver knitted seat covers for the backseat. Yeah, he knitted them himself (he told me). And they were white! White seat covers in a cab, and they were clean. I have no idea how he manages it. He must clean them so well.


6. Gerard: 3/5 stars

“Miraculously, I’ve never hit a red light,” he told me when I got into his cab. I started to ask how that was possible, but then he started driving, and I didn’t stop screaming for the next twenty minutes. It was a miracle we survived. As he said. While laughing.

But three stars because it was pretty fast I guess 


7. Bambietta: 1/5 stars

This driver is a totally f*cking rip-off!!!!!! I got in and she asked me in this sultry voice if I wanted to “help make her day really good” and I was like f*ck yeah I do and then she started driving around forever and racked up this giant tab and I had to pay like fifty dollars to go three miles and I was so f*cking mad and she was all, “thanks I feel great” f*ck that


8. Askin: 2/5 stars

Do not use this driver unless you’re okay with coffee fumes so thick that it’s almost poisonous. Only not poisonous because the driver “knows what sort of fumes it takes to kill a person” as he told me. Like wtf dude. Wtf


9. PePe: 1/5 stars

Look, I hate chatty cab drivers. I just do. I know some people like it or whatever, but I don’t. And frankly I think that if the passenger doesn’t seem to want to talk then the driver should respect that. But this guy kept going on and on about how love is the most important force in the universe and it was just so irritating. Certainly wasn’t feeling love by time I got to my destination let me tell you!


10. Mask de Masculine: 4/5 stars

There was a small man in the front seat who clapped whenever the driver did anything. Just sat there and clapped. A tiny man. Can’t make that shit up.


11. Lille: 2/5 stars

Look, buddy, don’t proselytize. I sure you are the messenger of god or whatever but also you’re driving a cab. So just give it a rest already. 


12. Haschwalth: 5/5 stars

I always worry when I have to take a cab in the middle of the night - will I be safe? Will the driver be awake enough to drive? Well, you don’t have to worry about any of that if you have Haschwalth as your driver! He was an excellent driver. Very alert. Very professional. He shares his cab with his partner, Yhwach, who drives during the day. Haschwalth then drives at night. From the way Haschwalth went on and on about him, I can tell they’re very much in love. So sad they work opposite hours. I gave him a big tip. I hope he finds happiness. He just, he had such good hair.

Sexy Exo VS Weird Exo

(Y’all weird exo is going to happen next week when I have time cause school)

His man bun always had me fucked up

Sexy Luhan:

UGHHGHROI HE IS SO CUTE IS2G

WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE SEXY LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND!

STOP IT LUHAN UGH HES SO SEXY

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BITE HIS LIP OMFG

POP IT BABY OMFG BEAUTIFUL

I HATE MY LIFE WHY THEY ZOOM IN 

YALL WE ALL KNOW WHERE HES GOING WITH THAT SEXY ASF

OMFG SLAY ME PLEASEE 


Cold guy aka will choke you out with D.o

this man will always be the death of me I will never understand how he does it to me to the universe

He is cold guy but is he cold in the sheets ;) ima stop

HE IS SO SEXY HEY WASSUP GOT KRIS IN THE CUT “GAH DAMN”

MY FAVORITE MOMENT ON STAGE 

IMAGINE A TALL ASS PERSON HOVERING OVER YOU I WOULD DIE HOW DO YOU HUG THIS MAN??

I’ll gladly accept that kiss tbh  who’s coming to the wedding??

I’m bout to snatch exo like all your favs gone cause ima snatch them

I couldn’t like i had to post it

OMFG L I T SPELLS LIT AND HES LIT RN

This one goes out to I don’t give a shit or you got me fucked

MY BABY DADDY TAO

OMFG SLAY ME RN YOU MAY NOT BE IN EXO BUT YOUR IN MY HEARTU

LOOK AT HIM YALL THEN LOOK AT KRIS THESE TOO GOT ME FUCKED UP

MY MANS YALL 

YALL I GOTTA SEE MY MANS LIVE LIKE I FEEL LIKE YALL WOULD SEE ME ON THE NEWS “Girl Faintes after star Tao touches her”

DADDY ASF

UGH LOOK A T DADDY

MY soul is hurt

L I T spells Lit #TaoHun

  • Nic:We've played the entire mysterium... just like they wanted.
  • Strand:They're insane.
  • Alex:We've brought about the end of the world.
  • Strand:This isn't real.
  • Nic:The apocalypse has started in a studio in Seattle... who would have thought?
  • Strand:This is apoph-
  • Alex:We're all going to die.
  • Nic:It was nice knowing you guys.
  • Alex:It's our fault.
  • Strand:NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
  • Alex:...
  • Nic:...
  • Alex:We'll miss you too, Doctor Strand.
  • Nic:You've been such a good fri-a kind... a pleasant... You've been an accommodating coworker.
  • Strand:*gently bangs head against wall*
PAIRS {part 4; Jungkook}

I sat in a van with the rest of the entourage as they gave me death glares. I thought this would be fun. … You know most businesses don’t really think that this kind of shit is fun. Tae scoffed as Jin drove down the darkened road. We were following up on a merger with a rivalry club and I thought that we should all go. It’s like a trust exercise. … Yea, whoever doesn’t die gets a prize. Hobi laughed as the rest of the guys rolled their eyes. Everyone started joking except Jungkook. 

Jungkook went over the floor plan once more in his head. Enter in at the back right corner of the building, there are usually no guards stationed there, find a ladder to the second balcony, crouch down, aim, fire. His plan was set as he continued to look over his gun. This was an easy enough mission. Hey. He heard you whisper next to him. He looked up at you. Hm? … Wanna go in together? … I work alone. Your startled expression made Jungkook kick himself a little. He just didn’t want you getting hurt. 

I decided that I would go in with Jin and the rest of the guys split up. I watched as they all made their pairs, but Hobi walked up to me. I’ll go in with you and Jin. … What about Jungkook? … He works alone. I nodded as I watched Jungkook walk to the back of the building. Making my way into the front door and holding up the documents, I began my interrogation. 

Jungkook got to his sniper position and became enthralled with your confident composure. You stood tall as the guys tried to argue with you about negotiations, remaining firm in your agreement, you wouldn’t budge. Jungkook began scanning the surrounding area and noticed that there was more movement that just the entourage. This isn’t part of the plan. He looked to see a faint laser line headed towards you. Aiming his gun, he found his perpetrator. A thug from the other side was ready to kill you on the spot, but Kook was one step ahead. One, two, BAM. The shot rang through the rafters as the guy went down, he hit the trigger, and the bullet ricocheted. DUCK! Jungkook screamed as a firefight took over the warehouse. 

He readied his aim and his sniper skills came in handy. Picking off the last of the guys, Jungkook looked towards you through his viewfinder. He saw Jin shielding your body with his own as he held his gun outwardly. The chaos died down as slight groans of pain could be heard from the victims, thankfully the entourage remained unscathed other than some injuries. Everyone turned their attention to you. 

It was easy to see the bullet hole. What should have been going through my skull had instead paved its way through my lower abdomen. As Jin proceeded to hold pressure on the wound, I felt myself go in and out of consciousness. She needs some sort of medical attention. Namjoon commented as backup slowly began to trickle into the building, taking the limp bodies of the victims out of sight. We can take her back to base, I’ll call the doc. Hobi rattled off as he took out his phone. We piled into the van and headed to the base. 

Well, boss, it’s good that all of us were there, but Jesus, you think you could stay alive for a little longer. Jimin joked as I smiled back. I knew he and the rest of the group was worried about me, but I didn’t want to show it. See? Group projects aren’t so bad. … Well, they are going to be a constant. I looked up at Jin as he firmly held his hand against my abdomen. He continued his reprimanding of how we needed to be more careful and how I should be more prepared for these situations. I want us to figure out a guarding situation. Someone has to be with you at all times. Jin had made up his mind and as I rolled my eyes at the severity of his tone, a quiet voice spoke up. 

I can be her bodyguard. Jungkook sat with his hand slightly raised. The guys all looked between him and me. I shrugged, then winced in pain as Jin’s eyes turned to concern. Turning back to look at Jungkook, Jin nodded. You’re our best shot, so if anyone is going to look out for her, it should be you. 

I guess it’s settled then, we’re a team now. I mustered up as much confidence and compsure as I could, smiling at Jungkook as he nodded back at me with a slight grin. Yup, I guess we are. He agreed. 

Despair Pollution Music Theory

I’ve just noticed that during the entire friggin’ DR3 anime, the only time the music has been played is on Sonosuke Izayoi, and the security guards way back in the very beginning of episode 1. Why did the music only play on these people?

I think these guys were truly the only victims. The only people who did die, didn’t get the music at all, and were possibly killers too, if we’re going with “the attacker alternates” theory. So if this is the case, Chisa is most likely the person to kill the guards, and her death reveal would have no music playing over her since she’s not technically a victim. And she would definitely have no time to kill the “main participants”. This chain probably kept continuing on. The only thing that doesn’t fit is the attacker’s method of killing. It’s always a single stab (unless that stab is just to mask the real cause of death). 

Well regardless, I’m speculating Munakata is just running around trying to kill everyone now (including the mysterious extra dead person because at the beginning of episode 5 there were 13 survivors and at episode 6 there are 10.. what)


EDIT: Okay so a friend told me the opening counts the sleep cycle time limit and not by per episode/death reveal. I’m a-stupid. So that would mean Izayoi is indeed counted as one of the deadies in the opening.

an obligatory blog update post

we’ve been getting a lot of asks about content updates over new canon and various aus, so i thought i’d knock them all out in one post.


new canon will never die! hashtag keep the faith!!!!

but like guys on a serious note. when me and ros originally started this blog, i was unemployed and ros wasn’t back in school yet, and when we added vegas as a mod they weren’t working either.

now that ros is back to school AND working, vegas is working AND about to start school, and i’m working and trying to get a second job AND trying go back to school, it’s super difficult for us to balance writing new canon, making new aus/updating aus, and actually living?

like don’t get me wrong, we all love this blog to pieces, just like we love all of you guys! but we’re having to be realistic here. this blog is not our top priority. it’s supposed to be a fun relaxing thing. we aren’t getting paid to do this.

Yaoi Comments.txt Starter Meme

All taken from this twitter. I’m so sorry. They are, however, the least disgusting ones.

  • That! Was Freaken Sexy Man!!!
  • that is freeking duscusting
  • KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • My god I’m going to hell
  • well that was just nose bleed tastic
  • Minion yaoi brought me here.. -.-
  • What the fudgesicle!
  • I LOVE GAY STUFF
  • Am I creepy?….oh yes….
  • me like U a Lot……but my frends …hate you… so I have to be silent….. 
  • I think its time to erase my hisrory
  • I think I broke the record of how much a person can drool in 2 minutes
  • im very sweaty right now
  • Excouse me i have to go to the hospital now
  • oops there goes my pants
  • Yummy :3 *licks my lips*
  • I’m dieing…….on floor
  • sorry just wiping blood off my key board
  • we all got to ask god to make men look like anime guys
  • I just licked the screen
  • *dies of dem feels*
  • $#-#[%] #] #[{%[+@(%[+([$+(\[#($%{] \((%+\+@{{$}}}} @@) $+$(#@? $_{?
  • this is some gay ass shit
  • It ain’t Sexy, it’s SMEXY!!!

anonymous asked:

I feel like the picture when that guy in in the ocean and says "we are dead, but we are alive" idk really what is says 😂 it kind remind me of us because we have to go throw all this shit, we are going to die but in the end when Jelena end together we are going to be alive again idk

Originally posted by jonnorswonderland

I Love the incredibles

teamnice-dynamite  asked:

hey guys! how are you this evening?

Michael: Fine, though Gavin’s got this sort-of heist idea. If things go my way, I get half a million tonight. Jack’s around too so I’m thinking about dropping explosives on the city.

Gavin: I’m doing top! In an armored car with my boi, gonna paint the town!

Ryan: We’re doing okay. Gavin and Michael were going crazy so we’re off to destroy some shit. Hopefully Gavin doesn’t die immediately this time, but we’ll see.

Jack: Tired because someone (Gavin) had all the coffee and no one went to get more.

thisgirladen  asked:

If someone were to die I want it to be unexpected... not Jenna or Noel because they're the "bad guys" and have the girls trapped in the house. If it is Toby than I'd be okay with but I'd find it interesting if it was one of the girls (but with them posting table reads/bts pics it likely isn't them). Who do you think will die or at must get hurt?

Same. Yeah I mean I think if Toby does die, it’ll be surprising because normally it’s not something they’d go through with, but we all kind of suspect he’s going to die anyways… so idk. At this point, as long as they don’t kill off any more LGBT characters, I just. Don’t even care who they kill. 

I think Toby will die, and I think Aria will be the one who gets shot. I know Tyler Blackburn had a few snapchats with Ashley where he’s clearly in the hospital and looks like he’s not doing well but I think I’d be kind of bummed if Caleb gets shot. He’s already been shot, and we know he’s clearly not going to die. I definitely doubt one of the girls will actually die though

lavenderpaintdrawings  asked:

your so cute you make my heart hurt! honestly, your much cuter than regular swap sans! I bet your nicer too, that little guy spikes peoples drinks. *shivers* but im sure you dont do that! sadly, i must go, because im afraid I would die from a cuteness overload

“Me cuter than BlueBerry!? No no no… You guys don’t know me really… Sure I’m nice and all but we all have our Rotten side… hehe..”

“But thanks for the compliment and please don’t leave.”

Hey guys

I’ve been having a very pleasent conversation with Official-Femmefish. She seems to be willing to listen so in light of that I have two requests.
1 let official-femmefish listen to me, sending them hostile messages isnt going to get them to listen to us.
2 leave mells-is-trying alone for a while, she was apparently very close to suicide and harrassing her at this point of her mental state is the same thing as suicide baiting. We want these people to improve, not die.

That is all thank you guys ^_^

Something that honestly bothered me in the episode was

How Emily didn’t hug or comfort Spencer at all when she was sobbing over the video. Emily literally rushed Spencer to hurry up and didn’t even think that Spencer needs like a minute to take everything in.

But what also bothered me was the fact they let Spencer go home alone, after she was obviously emotionally distressed.

And we all know that the girls are going to get on Spencer’s case about losing the hard drive, but AD WAS IN HER HOUSE! Honestly my last thought wouldn’t be a hard drive, it would to make sure I’m not going to die. This isn’t even the first time A has broken into Spencer’s house. Her house is like always a target.

Overall, I was upset that she asked Marco to stay. She didn’t call her friends. She didn’t call her parents. She asked Marco. A guy who she barely knows and almost had a drunken hook up with.

If that isn’t messed up, I don’t know what else is

all those posts on tumblr that end up on my dash: 8) remember guys we came into this world alone and die alone so the best thing to do is just accept we’re all alone.

my dumb ass: Thanks butI rather think about the people that are currently existing with me at the same time who go through struggles just like me and grow strength from knowing that. 

can we talk about how FAR orihime has come? like she went from running away from abusive parents, being bullied at school, her brother dying, her brother turning into a hollow and almost killing her, her being taken to hueco mundo and going through physical and mental abuse, almost seeing the guy she’s in love with die before her very eyes and her close friend being stabbed, so then it was just her all alone and she didn’t know what to do, her not wanting to be useless so she went through training and all she wanted to do was protect the man she loves, and then her dream to not be useless came true so she was fighting side by side with the guy she loves and even through all of this, she managed to smile and believe in herself and others. I LOVE THIS GIRL..

If you want people to show interest in you or care about you then… Talk to them. Idk you guys what’s going on here? I feel like we’re all doing really bad interpersonally and emotionally on this stupid website. Everyone just craves honestly and intimacy it’s like, just, just, I don’t know. Mental illness and shit I guess but… Talk to people just say shit we’re all going to die real soon

anonymous asked:

Camila created a Flamebug throwback playlist and the first song there ripped my heart out and killed me. And judging from Lauren's recent reblogs we're all going to hell on this ship. I'd rather stab myself repeatedly until I die than watch this ship sink in front of me now

Chill guys,don’t make assumptions about this!Not everything is realted to Camren,we don’t know what’s going on