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Cartoons

Steven universe: Let’s sing a song on the ukelele about getting traumatized!

Adventure Time: The vampire is gay for the sugar princess and that little elephant is way more powerful than you think.

Regular show: New Drug with angst attached.

Over the garden wall: Way better version of Alice in wonderland.

Ok ko: Everyone’s OC from middle school having a big party and… it’s done well.

Wonder over yonder: BANJOBANJOBANJOBANJOTEARS

Gravity Falls: A boy tries to find all the cryptids and his sister wants to date them. Their uncle is a conman, and there is a LOT of crying.

My little pony: DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA-

We bare bears: OH MY GOD DON’T DO THAT- holy shit is that big foot?

Amazing world of gumball: this show will open your third eye.