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I see your trans Andrew and raise you trans Katelyn. Trans Katelyn who was the first trans person to be able to join the Vixens. Trans Katelyn who Andrew suspected might have drugs due to glimpsing a pill bottle before he learned it was estrogen. Better yet both trans Katelyn and trans Andrew

katelyn is the smartest, kindest, most beautiful woman aaron has ever met in his entire life. it’s not just her dark curls spilling over her pillow every morning, not just her painted nails tracing lines over his chest every evening. it’s not just the cute lil snort she has when she laughs really hard at a joke aaron couldn’t help but fall for, not just the look in her eyes when she cuts someone down for being incredibly stupid.

it’s her, with her puns and pills and lingerie she’d sometimes dress him up in for the sake of a selfie.

it’s just her, the woman who chose him and the woman he chose.

Possessed Tom Headcanons

so hey @alphaprogram and i were talking possessed tom and this is what we thought of so here we fuckin go

- Tom is possessing his own body now, because he’s a demon

- In “Hello Hellhole”, a demon said “see you in six months” to Tom, meaning he would wind up in hell

- This means that Tom died, likely in “Spares”

- He fought his way back to the surface for get back to his body before it was shitty

- since he only spent enough time in hell to only lose his humanity, he isn’t a very strong demon and his true form is basically purple smoke

- his powers consist of possession, telekinesis, turning his head 180 degrees, and glowing eyes

- when absolutely boiling, his eyes start to smoke as he is so angry that he’s about to leave his own body

- he has managed to keep this a secret up until “Trick or Threat”

- him being able to turn into the monster form seen in “PowerEdd” is not tied into his demon form. The monster is from when he was moving into Tord’s old room and managed to cut himself with discarded lab equipment. Over time the transformation happened

- when the monster was defeated in “PowerEdd”, the puff of smoke that followed was Tom trying to get back to his body as quick as possible

- in “Hammer And Fail”, Tom had to secretly break down a supernatural deflecting barrier the boys had put up on the house after the roof demon went to Eduardo’s. This is because Tom was unable to go inside due to him being a demon

- after “Trick or Threat”, Matt and Edd tied Tom up and demanded answers on the line “you can’t possess something twice”. This is when he reveals that he’s really just been possessing himself for years

- Tom being a demon interacts with the monster transformations in odd ways, giving him a little more control and awareness over the shifts

- his sense of pain is dulled and things that should kill him can’t

- his smoky form tends to be amorphous like a cloud but with focus he can make it more solid like this:

- before he got a handle on his abilities, he accidentally possessed Edd and had to wait for the others to leave before he could return to his ‘sleeping’ body

that’s all for now, but feel free to send asks to me and virus for more Content like this

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You know, maybe the reason Roadhog and Junkrat have never been caught is because the police in Overwatch take one look at a man whose launcher is filled with bombs and who carries mines on him and has a vest of grenades he wears constantly and a giant tire bomb strapped to his back and think, hmmm, maybe we shouldn’t be shooting bullets in his general direction just in case he takes out the entire block with him. Just a thought.

squirrellygirlart  asked:

"Okay, nipple piercings were not the best idea we've had..."

“Okay nipple piercings were not the best idea we’ve had…” Adrien complained as he hugged himself.

“You just had to rebel against your dad didn’t you,” Nino laughed.

“Shut up Nino they huuuuurt!” Adrien groaned from the fetal position on the couch.

“You’ll be okay dude, The Ladybug bars you got were totally worth it. Plus when summer rolls around I bet your dad won’t make you model any swimsuits,” Nino assured him earning another pained groan from Adrien. “You’ll be fine man. I’m going to go see if I can get you some ice,” Nino said before leaving the room.

A loud explosion sounded from outside. Adrien groaned as he sat up from the couch. Of course there was an akuma attack now! Adrien quickly called on his transformation to meet Ladybug in battle. The akuma battle wasn’t far from home. He touched down on the roof next to Ladybug.

“The akuma seems to be in her cane we just have to…. Chat are those-? What’s going on with your nipples?” Ladybug giggled. Chat knit his brows together in confusion before looking down at his chest. Unfortunately his skin tight leather suit put his new piercings on full display for every everyone to see.


the sad thing is even if Marinette found out Adrien pierced his nipples she still wouldn’t draw the connection between Adrien and Chat

college roomates au
  • dirk: John snores like a chainsaw being started by the incredible gripping power of the ass cheeks of a giant with chronic flatulence. Imagine that directly in your ear all night. I can't even start on the drool--
  • jane: Wait, Dirk, are you two sleeping together?
  • dirk:
  • *flashback to dirk and john screwin around in their dorm after getting stoned off janes pot brownies*
  • dirk: I found one of Rose's spellbooks and I bet we could summon a ghost with it.
  • john: dude, i love ghosts! let's do it, i really want to see a ghost up close and personal.
  • dirk: This is the best idea we've ever done.
  • *cut to a writhing mass of darkness on dirks bed, screeching at the horror of being birthed into a new world in a tone that can only be heard to the summoners*
  • john: MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA?
  • dirk: NO, I'VE GOT THIS, HELP ME PICK IT UP WE'LL THROW IT OUTSIDE AND BURN IT.
  • john: I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA BUT I ALSO THINK I SAID THAT LAST TIME.
  • dirk: S'GOOD, BRO, LET'S JUST DO THIS.
  • *cut to them resting on the edge of johns bed, tired and coming way the hell down*
  • john: you can sleep with me in my bed, dude.
  • dirk, a Gay: .....Okay.
  • john: i know its kind of tight, but it's cool with me if you snuggle--i mean, um--it's okay if we're really close?
  • dirk: Yea, okay...
  • *john is facing him while they lie in bed and doesnt seem to have any intention of turning around, leaving them face to face, close enough to feel each others breath*
  • *end of flashback*
  • dirk: Yea, he's my boyfriend now.

My sister thinks that Hannibal should return as a sitcom spinoff called The ‘Balls and Willy Show. Still featuring the violence and cannibalism we know and love, but with about 20x more cannibal jokes and 70s porno music during those lingering stares!

(Bonus: Starring Bret Mckenzie as Billiam ‘Bill’ Graham, Will’s long-lost brother!) 

THE WORLD ENDS IN FIRE.
THE WORLD IS SAVED.

no. that isn’t right.

THEN THE WORLD ENDS IN ICE
AND IT IS SAVED.

still no good.

AND YOU COULD DO BETTER?

the world does not end.
it is still saved.

the world rebuilds its defences,
with fragile hands that shake against the ocean tide,
the world mends its broken bones and kisses its own bruises.
the world does not burn or freeze, crumble or flood.
there is time. there is time.
there is still time.

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