we've already established i don't do

  • Sam: I have a plan.
  • Dean: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
  • Sam: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
  • Dean: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.
  • Sam: I have part of a plan.
  • Castiel: What percentage of a plan do you have?
  • Crowley: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled with Lucifer!
  • Castiel: I just saved Sam!
  • Sam: We've already established that you destroying the building I'm in is not saving me!
  • Castiel: When did we establish that?
  • Sam: Like three seconds ago!
  • Castiel: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
on squishes / platonic love
  • ENFP: omg I love this person, they are so cool and great
  • Te: no we don't, dipshit
  • Ne: but what if we DO
  • Fi: I mean, we obviously feel SOMETHING for them
  • Si: but we've only known them for what, a week? three days?
  • Fi: we've already established that you don't need to know someone for years to care about them
  • Si: yeah, that's true. what was the ratio, Te?
  • Te: [sigh] exponential increase in depth of relationship over time compared the more common linear increase
  • Ne: SEE SO I BET WE DO
  • Te: don't even start
  • Fi: yeah, we don't want to mistakenly attribute True Friend Love for platonic infatuation
  • Ne: BUT WHAT IF THEY CAN BE THE SAME THING
  • Te: how about no
  • Ne + Si: ~how bout i do anyway?~
  • Te: Si what the fuck
  • Si: sorry, the history of japan video is still playing continuously in the background of our mind
  • Ne: 'cause it's a GREAT VIDEO
  • Fi: okay well that aside we still haven't decided whether it's morally acceptable to tell this person we love them because we're not sure if we do
  • Te: forget morally acceptable—
  • Fi: NOPE. NUH-UH. NADA. NOT HAPPENING.
  • Ne: lol
  • Te: alright whatever but like I raise you: does this even matter
  • Fi: of course it does! feelings ALWAYS matter.
  • Si: [cough] except for y'know when your feelings are wrong and lying to you like, that's happened before a lot Fi
  • Ne: OH SPEAKING OF WHICH WE'RE ALSO feeling this thing about this other thing and that's stirring these feelings in this other area and—
  • Te: goddammit
In a Dark Warehouse
  • Roman: You've got a plan?
  • Cinder: Yes.
  • Roman: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
  • Cinder: No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
  • Roman: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
  • Cinder: I have... part of a plan!
  • Mercury: What percentage of a plan do you have?
  • Emerald : You don't get to ask questions after all the help you were in the doubles round.
  • Mercury: I did half the work!
  • Cinder: We've already established that the dopey sidekick doesn't count as half.
  • Mercury: When did we establish that?
  • Cinder: Like, three seconds ago!
  • Mercury: I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.
  • Emerald: Urgh!
  • Roman: She's right, you don't get an opinion. [To Cinder] What percentage?
  • Cinder: I dunno. Twelve percent.
  • Roman: "Twelve percent"? [Laughs sarcastically]
  • Cinder: That's a fake laugh.
  • Roman: It's real!
  • Cinder: Totally fake!
  • Roman: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
  • Emerald: It's barely a concept.
  • Cinder: You're taking their side?
  • Neo: [Intense glaring at Roman]
  • Roman: [To Neo] So what, "It's better than eleven percent"? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
  • Cinder: Thank you, Neo. Thank you. See? Neo's the only one of you who has a clue.
  • [Neo tears the head off a plush doll with long blonde hair]
Sneak peek in a nutshell
  • Belle: rumple will you not do the thing
  • Rumple: I literally always do the thing why would you ask me that
  • Belle: if you love me you won't do the thing
  • Rumple: we've already established that I can both love you AND do the thing so I'm not really seeing a compelling argument here
  • Belle: I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THE THING
  • Rumple: ......k
  • Belle: *nods, satisfied*
  • Rumple: I'll probably do the thing anyway jsyk
  • Mike: I have a plan.
  • Lucas: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
  • Mike: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
  • Lucas: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.
  • Mike: I have part of a plan.
  • Eleven: What percentage of a plan do you have?
  • Dustin: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled with the Demogorgon!
  • Eleven: I just saved Mike!
  • Mike: We've already established that you destroying the building I'm in is not saving me!
  • Eleven: When did we establish that?
  • Mike: Like three seconds ago!
  • Eleven: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...