we're-not-children

  • me: provide education, housing, food, and water for all, we have abundance of every one of these things
  • them: but what about money
  • me: MONEY ISNT REAL YOU FUCK.
  • them: but who will pay for it
  • me: We literally don't need to use that archaic system to distribute goods anymore, we're so efficient as a society we can fucking grow up and stop pretending we're those children who can't share
  • me: who were taught by adults in the first place not to share.
Exo Conversation XXIX
  • (At an awards show)
  • Kyungsoo: I would like to thank satan and all the dark lords wh-
  • Suho: *grabs mic* HE meant his parents!
  • Kyungsoo: Well, I guess we're all children of the devil.
  • Xiumin: This is why we don't give him the microphone.

anonymous asked:

So in other words you just throw the word racism around and see if it sticks? Because i asked for some examples but got none

someone’s bored.

if “aryan-looking superhero created by two jewish men who has a history of punching hitler in the face, is now hydra, and is now considered worthy enough to lift mjolnir thus hurting jews” isn’t a problem for you, it isn’t a problem for you. congrats?

i say this whenever people seem SUPER threatened by people being hurt by storylines but we’re three people running this blog in different parts of the country (i think). we’re not gonna run to your local store and burn nick spencer books. we’re not gonna come to your house and scream at you. if you wanna read this spencer run, you’re gonna read it! if people being hurt by this shitty development is this fucking unfathomable to you, there’s nothing we can say or do to change your mind. this is the internet. there are thinkpieces abound about this. read it. enjoy it. i’m not your mom, i’m not going to police your content.

just like we don’t need you to police our emotional reactions. thanks.

mod z

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Sofissa+Jeffmads part 6

Children of Love (For Aubrie)

Sometimes
we need to smile through our tears
as questions unanswered fill our thoughts
days when the sun simply will not shine
dancing alone unto tomorrow’s unknown
we feel vulnerable, while life feels tough

Ofttimes  
it seems, we can but sigh, softly breathe
and let those droplets fall as they must
yet remembering we are the children of love
we find in faith our strength is more than enough  

Poor lonely Slender.
  • Slender: Come, children, I have someth--
  • Toby: Hold on, I have a question
  • Slender: *sighs* Yes, Toby?
  • Toby: If we're your children, that'd make you a sort of father, right?
  • Slender: What are you--
  • Toby: So if you're our dad, who's the mom?
  • All the pastas: *gasp and stare, eyes wide in curiosity, at Slender*
  • Slender: Um well
  • Slender: You see
  • Slender: Um...
  • Slender: She's a very..
  • Slender: She..
  • Slender: ..
  • Slender: *face red in slight embarassment and slight sadness* I'M A VERY LONELY BEING. NO MOTHER FOR YOU.
  • <p> <b>Reaper:</b> Oh, Morrison... I didn't expect to run into you here... at the supermarket...<p/><b>Soldier 76:</b> Likewise...<p/><b>Both:</b> ...<p/><b>Reaper:</b> Did the moms force you out with the kid too!?<p/><b>Soldier 76:</b> Oh god, both of them!<p/><b>Reaper:</b> Having Lena around is horrible! I have to play house-reaper while she and Lacroix try to cover their sex noises!<p/><b>Soldier:</b> Angela and Fareeha just complain that I don't spend any time with her! Meanwhile, they haven't even talked to her in three days!<p/><b>D.Va:</b> We're right here ya know?<p/><b>Sombra:</b> And we're not children!<p/><b>Both:</b> UNTIL YOU START PAYING BILLS YOU MAY AS WELL BE!<p/><b></b> *Silence*<p/><b>Reaper:</b> What ever happened to us, Jack?<p/><b>Soldier 76:</b> Lesbian mothers with responsibility issues.<p/><b>Reaper:</b> Oh yeah, that's right.<p/></p>