Every episode of Bones ever
  • Booth: we got a body
  • Brennan: I need this all sent to the Jeffersonian
  • Brennan: fracture to the ulna
  • Intern: can't believe I missed that
  • Booth: I'm Agent Booth, FBI, and this is my partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan, we're here to ask you a few questions.
  • Angela: I plugged in the exact muscles and subtracted the injuries that occured postmortem and turned the skull inside out and showed it to the computer. Here's our victim
  • Hodgins: bugs and particulates indicate this exact spot
  • Cam: *gasps* that's where the husband works
  • Husband: no. I want a lawyer
  • Booth: *stares angrily*
  • Sweets at some point: I know that you're not upset over this case, its something else
  • Booth: no way. Don't get all shrinky on me. Ok youre right
  • Intern: I reexamined the bones and found this
  • Brennan: this leads exactly to our killer. Good work
  • Real killer: I didn't mean to kill her. I just wanted to beat her up a little
  • Brennan and booth: *long stare*
  • Brennan and booth: *have meaningful talk about whatever was bothering them*
  • Brennan at some point: you're a good man booth
  • Ruby: I can't believe we made it to Haven. Months of travelling on the road, facing dangers every twist and turn, nearly losing my Uncle along the way, starving for days on end until we could find a town to buy food and a soft bed to sleep in and we're finally here!
  • Oscar: You know there's a train you could have taken, right?
  • Ruby: ...What?
  • Oscar: Yeah, I took a train. It was a day's trip but they provided a three course meal and a cabin to sleep in. I got here in no time!
  • Ruby: Huh...excuse me for a moment while I go scream into a pillow about this major flaw.

guidingassholes  asked:

I know you probably don't want to hear from Canadians right now, but honestly watching the US descend into chaos is like watching your older brother's weekend drinking turn into Monday morning blackout drunkenness. It's pretty heartbreaking. We're here for you in spirit, but not sure we can do anything tangible. Sorry. Any advice though? We'd like to help.

Someone once said that Canada sits above America like a lovely home sits above a crackhouse.

I can’t really argue with that.

To your question: please accept our refugees.

anonymous asked:

Dream ... Please do not cry, we're here for you, do not cry any more, I'm sure Cross and everything else will be fine, could can make a little smile for us?

Fake Chats #173
  • Jimin: I just want to be loved, is that too much to ask?
  • Namjoon: what are you talking about? We all love you.
  • Jimin: yeah?
  • Namjoon: yeah.
  • Jimin: okay.
  • Namjoon: is this why you've been especially smol lately?
  • Jungkook: only I get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: I dunno.
  • Namjoon: well, don't worry. We're always here for you. We love when you're smol.
  • Jungkook: only. I. Get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: thanks, hyung. I love you.
  • Namjoon: aw, Minnie, I love you too.
  • Jungkook: I love y-
  • Namjoon: have a hug.
  • Jungkook: I lo-
  • Jimin: mm.
  • Jungkook: I...
  • Namjoon: oh, Jungkook, did you want something?
  • Jungkook: *just to comfort Jimin-hyung and tell him he's loved and give him a hug and build him up and act silly to make him laugh and otherwise make him feel loved and special*
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: did you want a hug too, Kookie?
  • Jungkook: *no, I'm clearly not wanted or your favorite and you don't need me if you've got Joonie-hyung so I'll just sulk in the corner and not bother you with my presence*
  • Jungkook: yes, please.
  • Jimin: aw, you're so smol today, Kookie! So cute.
  • Jungkook: *yes! I cheered him up! I am the best!*
  • Jungkook: thanks.
  • Namjoon: *isn't fooled*
  • Namjoon: aw, you're both so cute!

My precious little Hansolie. My butterfly the sole reason i truly fell into kpop. I remember seeing topp doggs debut randomly and the second i saw you it was over. Im in so deep I can never stop loving or supporting him. I hope hes around people who truly care for him rn and always.

A conversation between a Gryffindor boy and a Slytherin girl
  • Gryffindor: *In the nurse's office with a broken arm* So, what're you in for?
  • Slytherin: *Broken leg in cast* My practice dual got a little...Competitive. What about you?
  • Gryffindor: I /could/ tell you that I got in a fight, but the truth is that i tried to use a blanket as a sled when I went down the stairs.
  • Slytherin: Ah. Well, who hasn't tried sliding down the stairs at some point?
  • Slytherin: I mean, you're the first I've heard of that broke a bone, but still.
  • Gryffindor: Well, what about your dual? How's your opponent?
  • Slytherin: *Points to a knocked out student in a cot* I won.
  • Gryffindor: *Chuckles* Clearly. You seem very good at duals.
  • Slytherin: I would say you seem good at stair sledding, but...*Gestures to arm*
  • Gryffindor: Actually, I'm pretty good at it.
  • Slytherin: *Doubtfully* I'm sure.
  • Gryffindor: Well, the second we're out of here, I'll show you.
  • Slytherin: *Smirks* You're going to have to prove yourself, since you haven't so far.
  • Gryffindor: You'll have to show me your skills, since I haven't seen those yet.
  • Slytherin: *Smirks* But I've proved mine.
  • Gryffindor: *Fake winces* You wound me.
  • Slytherin: *Laughs and points at arm* At least I didn't actually wound you.
  • Gryffindor: Now you're just being mean.
  • Slytherin: It's not mean if it's funny.


Just to add (in my personal opinion): Mark, like I said- we’re always here for you. You can never be a ‘failure’, you can never ‘disappoint’ me, because I know you’re trying your best. And that’s all we can ever do. Try our best and see what happens. If you hit ‘rock bottom’ again (let’s hope not…) be ready, because you’re going to have a slew of supporters in your way. We don’t mind late night vlogs, we don’t mind early morning uploads, we don’t mind them.

Just be you, Mark. Because the person we subscribed to, is the person we will always look up to and support till the end.

I say this to you all the time, and I’m hesitant to do it again. But if you knew me, if you knew about where I’ve been and about the nightmares I have at night, if you truly knew how much you mean to me and how much you’ve simply been for me, you’d understand. I can’t afford to lose you. I couldn’t take the pain that would come with that. My heart is physically incapable of seeking anything but to love and be loved, and that’s been screwed up for me plenty of times but you’re full of everything I could’ve hoped for in one person. I can’t say this certainly, and that’s only because I don’t truly and completely know what you see, but I think that I can thank you for seeing me and being satisfied.
—  @itsfangirlalex; Thank You. 🖤

anonymous asked:

i was trying to figure out if im a lesbian but then i thought about my future child referring to me and my future wife as "my moms" and almost cried because it sounded so nice

:’) this is so sweet!!!!! I’ve been there it’s the best feeling!!! <3

much love to you and good luck figuring out what you need to know!