we're thinking of you

  • (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
  • Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
  • Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge
  • [during sex]
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUKE!
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: I can explain
  • Naruto: It's a habit
  • Hinata: What?
  • Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.
  • Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.
  • Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.
  • Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?
  • Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?
  • Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?
  • Hinata: Get out.
send me one?
  • honey: you seem nice!
  • puppy: I would like to talk to you.
  • candy: You’re sweet!
  • bunny: I like you’re blog!
  • sunflower: I want to reblog everything you post!
  • cookie: can we be friends?
  • bee: you're funny.
  • roses: you're beautiful.
  • paws: you're a cutie.
  • baby chick: you make me smile.
  • chocolate: I love seeing you on my dash.
  • kitten: we don't talk much
  • dolphin: you're too dramatic.
  • strawberry: marry me?
  • moonlight: I think about you sometimes.
  • sunlight: we're mutuals and I love u
  • cheesecake: I hate youuu
  • rainbow: I don't like you.
  • cherries: you're annoying
  • cloud: hewwo?
  • fireflies: delete your blog
  • turquoise: you make me cringe.
  • soft: you're Unfunny.
  • fawn: I look up to you.
  • magic: I love talking to you.
  • icecream: I love you
  • hearts: I'm in love with you.

i’m living for the day where i get to see a gifset comparing jake’s first proposal to amy in the bet to the actual peraltiago proposal because that might kill me even more than the proper one itself

  • <p> <b>Peter:</b> Wade, I don't know if you should come over to dinner tonight.<p/><b>Wade:</b> Look, I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because we're dating. But, look, Steve and Tony love you, and you love me. They have to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his son?<p/></p>
so i was looking for fob misheard lyrics

and i found this website just full of them and you get stuff like 

and then

aND THEN

ITS GETTING BETTER

UNTIL YOUR LEGS SKEDADDLE GUYS

I KNOW U GOT THAT PUDDIGN U COCK EATING BULLET 

OKAY

SATAN FEELING PRETTY 4 HIMSELF 

YEP

KAY

ALRIGHTY 

MHM

ME EITHER BUD

this lovely gem

and finally:


mcr misheard lyrics

queen misheard lyrics

anonymous asked:

Since there is 15 versions of Taylor at the end of the video and a total of 15 songs on reputation Do you think that means we're getting songs from each character's pov and the last one is from the real Taylor's perspective

THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME THEORY it would be so cool if we got to listen to songs that basically showed her progression from “what have I done wrong” to “yall can’t touch me”

  • Jason: How come you were in the bathroom this morning?
  • Piper: I heard you singing.
  • Jason: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
  • Piper: I didn't know you were naked