we're still in school you know

  • more than survive: cool opening number yass starring high school sterotypes
  • i love play rehearsal: hot girl isn't so hot when you squint
  • the squip song: gets louder applause than the opening number
  • two-player game: two bros,,, chillin in a bedroom,,,, ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
  • the squip enters: dangit
  • be more chill part 1: so we're not supposed to like him, right?
  • do you want a ride?: help help help we're in high school help help help
  • be more chill part 2: u suck
  • more than survive (reprise): stop being a teenage boy, jeremy
  • a guy that i'd kinda be into: we know who she's talking about, cmon, there's another act
  • upgrade: p0Or MicHaEL :((//(( WweHWHEHG
  • halloween: yo this is the showstopping number of this act
  • do you wanna hang?: help help help we're in high school help help help part 2
  • michael in the bathroom: hAH, U THOUGHT THE APPLAUSE FOR THE SQUIP SONG WAS LOUD, WELL THIS BINCH GETS A STANDING OVATION WHOO
  • the smartphone hour (rich set a fire): ok i lied this is the show stopping number whoops
  • the pitiful children: don't show this to the six five nights at freddy's fans that still exist and lurk in the corners of the internet, they'll rip it apart, spit on it and throw it off a cliff
  • the pants song: actually a rlly good song nice job mr heere ft michael
  • the play: climax starring miChAEL MAKES AN ENTRAAAANCE
  • voices in my head: wait it's over?? whAT NO GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN WAIT WAIT WAIT

anonymous asked:

I just need to get this off my chest. I'm an aro ace girl and i know this guy who likes me. He isn't rude or mean and is a very nice guy. He had a crush on me in the 8th grade which was the grade i found out i was aroace. So we've stayed friends and such and now we're freshmen in the same school still. Now this is where i feel off, i know I'm aro ace, he knows and he still wants to date me i want to tell him sure but i don't want to be invalidated for dating someone and being aro ace.

You will not be invalidated as being aro ace for dating someone at all!  Aro aces can totally date!  Dating is just spending time with someone.  What you do during that time is all up to you.

Aro Ace Date Ideas:

  • Watch movies together
  • Philosophical Discussions
  • Sharing Jokes
  • Take Walks Together
  • Camping
  • Hiking
  • Volunteer Together
  • Play Boardgames Together
  • Write Poetry
  • Make Music Playlists
  • Go Out To Eat
  • Learn an Instrument Together

You can have a significant other AND be aro ace.  It’s called a platonic partnership, and it’s a wonderful thing!

~Mod Elise

heckingheck0  asked:

(you can post this publicly :p) so im like!!! really mad!!! this happened a while ago but i cant stop thinking about it. i have pots, and one day this kid in my class asked me why i dont play sports and i explained it was bc of pots and stuff, and my teacher (who used to be my favourite) was like "thats not an excuse my niece has it worse than you she passes out at school and she'll never be able to drive" like!!! cool!!! we're totally different people!!!

(also public pls) like what her niece can handle i cant??? we’re not the same people??? and like so what if i havent passed out at school? its still hard for me to do basically anything!! i cant stand up for long periods of time!!! i cant run!!! i cant hang out with my friends!! or go adventuring in the woods anymore!!!! like dont you think if i could physically handle doing sports and stuff, i would?? i know she meant well but it really hurts to hear that from someone you really look up to      


Hi!  I am sorry this took so long for us to answer.  I have been really sick because of the weather and trying to recover from that mess.  Admin E was visiting her mom and had to recover from that fun!  And we probably should have just published this, but I was so angry at your teacher I wanted to add a note.

Because they were basically telling you, “Have you tried being Not Sick?”  And that’s never ok.  And I think all of us understand how heartbreaking it is to struggle with something so hard and then have a person you love or look up too make you feel like you just aren’t trying hard enough is horrible.

You didn’t deserve that.  You deserve to be treated with respect.  You deserve for people to understand that chronic illnesses don’t come with cookie cutter symptoms and functionality levels.  We all get affected differently.  You deserve better and I’m sorry that this happened.

I know are doing the best that you can.  I know that your teacher is wrong.  I know that you know your body and how your illness affects you better than anyone else.  And I’m sorry that someone took a swing at that. 

I wish there was more that I could do.  But just know I believe you and I believe in you.  But I also know your first priority is to take care of yourself, not to meet some asinine teacher’s idea of what you can do just so they can Feel Good About Encouraging You.  Because honestly, fuck that.

Lots of love and hugs,Admin J

American Horror Story: Murder House (E1: The Pilot)
  • "Excuse me. You are going to die in there."
  • "You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it."
  • "It stinks in here. It stinks like shit."
  • "The light is softer out here. It's softer."
  • "Great. So we're the Addams family now."
  • "Can't believe this place doesn't freak you out a little bit."
  • "This is your professional advice? Just denial?"
  • "You are dead!"
  • "You're going to die in here."
  • "I prefer purebreds. I adore the beauty of a long line, but there's always room in my home for mongrels."
  • "I never got a chance to tell you my name."
  • "It's sage, for cleansing the spirits in the house. Too many bad memories in here."
  • "It's always the same. It starts the same way."
  • "I prepare for the noble war."
  • "I know the secret. I know what's coming, and I know no one can stop me."
  • "I kill people I like."
  • "It's a filthy world we live in. It's a filthy, goddamned helpless world."
  • "The world is a filthy place. It's a filthy, goddamn horror show."
  • "If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also try locking the door."
  • "Have you ever owned a house this old before?"
  • "Who can know when something so horrible happens?"
  • "You just always surprise me. I like that."
  • "You're gonna have to forgive me one day."
  • "You think that's me? You think I can't get better?"
  • "You? You kidding me? You're hopeless."
  • "Everybody can get better. Everybody."
  • "If you love someone, you should never hurt them. Never."
  • "Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. You're smarter than that."
  • "What's that thing you think I'm afraid of? Fear of rejection?"
  • "Your family is in danger."
  • "I want you to stay out of my house. Do you understand?"
  • "You touch my kid one more time and I will break your goddamn arm."
  • "What are you afraid of? Your wife's not home."
  • "All art and myths are just creations to give us some sense of control over the things we're scared of."
  • "How long? How long are you going to punish me for?"
  • "I don't even know how to say this without coming off like an asshole."
  • "In all my life, the only thing I've been truly scared of is losing you."
  • "This place is our second chance."
  • "We're going to be happy here."
  • "I'm not running away. I'm not scared of them, not afraid of anything."
  • "You said I'm not scared of anything so....what scares you?"
  • "One less high school bitch making the lives of the less fortunate more tolerable is, in my opinion, a public service."
  • "You want her to leave you alone? Stop making your life a living hell?"
  • "Scare her. Make her afraid of you. It's the only thing bullies react to."
  • "Come on. I can be kinky."
  • "I could have you arrested, you know. Peeking in people's windows is still a crime."
  • "Please, please, please you have to get out of there! That place is evil!"
  • "Why is it that it is always the old whore who acts the part of a moralistic prude?"
A Thanksgiving Mess
  • Jaebum: We are gather here today to give thanks for being successful Kpop idol groups.
  • Sehun: Even though, some are some successful than others *coughs, coughs*
  • Jaebum: and some can still keep their members *coughs, coughs*
  • Jinyoung: JB, just sit down and eat your food
  • Jackson: *eats* Why is this mac and cheese dry?
  • Mark: because your side bitch, Namjoon made it or was it Jooheon? Maybe, it was BamBam. It's so hard to keep track when you're a hoe
  • Monsta X arrives: we're here, sorry we're late
  • Suga: not as late as your first win
  • Kihyun: or your boyfriend when he's by your leader's house
  • Jin: Can we all stop, get along, and eat together?
  • Baekhyun: I don't know, can you stop getting pregnant?
  • Jin: As soon as you stop cheating on Chanyeol with my son
  • Jungkook: pass me the---
  • Namjoon: pass high school first
  • Jungkook: pass me the salt, hyung
  • Suho: Everyone, let's drop the attitude
  • Kyungsoo: the way Kris and Lay dropped you?
  • Suho: no, the way Kai drop you for Krystal
  • Youngjae: at least, he still have Kai
  • Chen: can't say the same for you and Jaebum though.
  • Jimin: or you and a good looking haircut
  • Shownu: we are never doing this again
  • Jooheon: *stop recording and eats*

artsietango  asked:

Date, kill or marry... Red, Blue, Papyrus

why do you do this to me

i don’t want to kill any of them ;A;

i- uh… stars, i don’t know. i’ve been thinking about how to answer this the entire day during school, but i still don’t know, i really don’t want to kill any of them.

i suppose i should start by saying i’d definitely marry paps. who wouldn’t want to marry that absolute ray of sunshine?

and, i guess i should say that, even if i don’t have any particular interest in red like i do some of the other skels, i still don’t want to kill him ;n; i think i’d die before i even tried - i’m not exactly assassination material.
but, if this is one of those questions that it doesn’t technically matter who you chose for what (oh stars i hope it doesn’t matter too much) then i kinda have no choice but to kill red.

and that leaves me with the choice to date blue. which.. realistically i doubt would work out but hey, i can’t deny that i adore the lil’ goofball.

Lana Del Rey sentence starters
  • "Look at you, looking at me."
  • "Loving you is hard, being here is harder."
  • "I don't wanna do this anymore."
  • "I can't survive if this is all that's real."
  • "All I wanna do is get high by the beach."
  • "I never bought into your bullshit."
  • "You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."
  • "Now you're just another one of my problems."
  • "I'll do it on my own."
  • "Don't need your money to get me what I want."
  • "Everyone can start again."
  • "Should have let me know that I never had a chance at all."
  • "I could never be what you wanted."
  • "I know that you're scared to death."
  • "You're afraid to love me."
  • "Our kind of love, it was once in a lifetime."
  • "It was doomed from the first time."
  • "I always fall for the wrong guy."
  • "Things that are bad always taste nice."
  • "That's what girls like me do... lose you."
  • "You're sickeningly beautiful."
  • "This kind of life wasn't meant for the good girl."
  • "That's what girls like me like - the limelight."
  • "If you should go before me then know that I always loved you."
  • "There's nobody for you but me."
  • "We make the rules."
  • "Say you want me, too."
  • "Will my forever love never come back to me?"
  • "How quickly you forget how I made you smile."
  • "I remember everything."
  • "Does she know I'm tattooed onto your heart?"
  • "She's not me."
  • "Promise I won't hurt you, kid."
  • "Baby, we were born to live fast and die young."
  • "It's a game, I don't wanna play."
  • "Never let me go."
  • "We're gonna go far, I can already taste it."
  • "I remember when I saw you for the first time, you were laughing, sparking like a new dime."
  • "Baby, it's a sweet life."
  • "It’s just another lonely day on the playground."
  • "I just wanna party, boy, I don’t wanna fight."
  • "They all know my name now."
  • "I'm not looking for true love tonight."
  • "If you want me, you know where to find me."
  • "I don't wanna get you running scared when there's no pressure there at all."
  • "I'm the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?"
  • "You were talking so brave and so sweet."
  • "You got away, didn't you, baby? You just turned your back on the crowd."
  • "You were famous, your heart was a legend."
  • "You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you would make an exception."
  • "We are ugly but we have the music."
  • "I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best."
  • "I remember you well, that's all, I don't even think of you that often."
  • "Let me be your dangerous girl."
  • "Its been so long since someone made me different."
  • "Even my best days without you were nothing in comparison to my worst days once I had found you."
  • "It's all happening."
  • "Pillow talk to me."
  • "I never knew I'd find somebody like you."
  • "You say it's not true, but I know how you do."
  • "I'm like a child who belongs to nobody."
  • "I wear you like my clothes, hold you close to my body."
  • "You hurt so good, you feel so bad, honey."
  • "I just want you to want me."
  • "I'm not what you want."
  • "Let's get out of this place 'cause you're starting to waste within this teenage wasteland."
  • "I'm leaving, are you coming with me?"
  • "I know that they think I've come undone."
  • "It's late, walk me home and put your hand in mine."
  • "Be my valentine."
  • "You are, by far, the brightest star I've ever seen."
  • "I never dreamed I'd be so happy that I could die."
  • "I can get you hooked on love and desire."
  • "I know what you’ve done, I can be your alibi."
  • "Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?"
  • "It's either live or die."
  • "I burnt your toast but baby, I'm still the bestest."
  • "This is not a school girl crush."
  • "This is not puppy love."
  • "I'm your leading lady."
  • "You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home."
  • "I don't wanna go."
  • "He's a sweet baby, but he looks mean."
  • "I’m America’s sweetheart tryin’ to get away."
  • "You make it hard to leave, but it’s easier for me to stay."
  • "We're not fooling anyone these days."
  • "I don't wanna stay, but I'm so afraid."
  • "It's not love what keeps me here and it's not what you want to hear."
  • "Never coming back, no matter what you do or say."
  • "I've had it up to here with the panic and the fear."
  • "There's nothing in your heart, I thought that I could make you change."
  • "We were just teenagers when we fell in love."
  • "You should never come between a woman and her dream."
  • "I was addicted to you, but I didn't know it."
  • "Put yourself on back to bed."
  • "I was addicted to you, didn't wanna blow it."
  • "You were a dick with your crew."
  • "Why can't you give it a rest?"
  • "You're not that bright for a star, burned yourself out nothing left."
  • "Death doesn't come with a warning."
  • "You should hear me sing."
  • "I know what they say about me, I know that they think I'm danger."
  • "I'll be taking drugs, doing shots, making out in parking lots."
  • "You can't stop me."
  • "Money is my saviour."
  • "Ours was the greatest love story ever told."
  • "You've got it and I want it."
  • "Doomed from the start, we met with a goodbye kiss."
  • "I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker."
  • "Now you fall asleep with another... Damn you."
  • "Remember how we used to escape for the summer?"
  • "Nothing to lose and we got messed up for fun."
  • "We went too fast, too young."
  • "Flowers in my hair and your breath smelled like whiskey, promised anywhere that I go, take you with me."
  • "If you get lonely, think of me."
  • "Living without you is like TV in black and white."
  • "When I’m around you suddenly I realize that I was blind before I saw the world through your eyes."
  • "I'm a really good girl, you a very bad guy. We're a little match made in heaven."
  • "I don't wanna know I'm wrong."
  • "If we got together, I know it would be hot."
  • "Put the radio on."
  • "My man is crazy... but I like him, in fact, I love him."
  • "I've been waiting on your love, baby, for too long now."
  • "I thought that I could change you like the others but I don't know how."
  • "It's gonna backfire."
  • "Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me."
  • "I wanna fly."
  • "I can't be with the man I love."
  • "With the rate I was going, I'd be lucky to die."
  • "You wanna watch me while I watch TV, while your touching me."
  • "We're gonna party like were running outta time."
  • "We dance like nobody's watching us and we live like we want to."
  • "I was a young girl, selfish and wild."
  • "Look at me now, I have everything."
  • "Had a face like an angel, but inside, my heart was as black as a broke movie screen."
  • "I hope you remember me like this."
  • "I don't know a thing, but of this I'm sure - there's nowhere on this Earth I'd rather be."
  • "You're beautiful, but hopeless."
  • "I think you're so cool, babe."
  • "I love you more with each and everyday."
  • "Do you think you'll love me, too?"
  • "You know I love the thrill of the rush."
  • "Play you like a game, boy."
  • "What's the thrill of the same toy?"
  • "I love you, but I don't know why."
  • "You can be the boss, daddy."
  • "You taste like the Fourth of July."
  • "You’re wrong, but you’re so much fun."
  • "Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • "I'm a party girl, and I'm just warnin' you."
  • "Do you think it's really mean that I'm only on the scene cause I want a little danger, boy?"
  • "I told you so."
  • "You know sometimes I think God's playing a little game with me, looking down from heaven, laughing, trying to see how much I can take."
  • "Nobody's had more shots at the moon and missed than me."
  • "My boyfriend says I'm like an old movie star with loneliness as my occupation."
  • "You haven't seen the best of me."
  • "You can look, but please don't touch."
  • "Everyone knows I'm a good girl."
  • "I am the baddest, you liking what you see?"
  • "You should stay away from me."
  • "We're children of the bad revolution."
  • "We're acting really tough like the world belongs to us, 'cause it does, yeah, it must."
  • "You've been pretty stupid ever since you got famous."
  • "Your friends all swear that you've changed but, I still keep it O.G."
  • "Let's go back to the basics."
  • "We were best friends, crazy and shameless in love."
  • "I'm just making up for what I never had."
  • "I was born to live fast, die young."
  • "I think we're losing what we used to have, you know?"
  • "You loved me better one year ago."
  • "I won't be all that mad if you go."
  • "You're always spending all that stupid with your band on the road."
  • "You can still come home when you want and I won't be ashamed to take you back in."
  • "It's been five nights since I heard the tone of your voice."
  • "You act like everything's alright, but we both know that it's not."
  • "You're so special."
  • "No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up."
  • "Don’t you wanna fall in love?"
  • "Sometimes I get lonely, but millions all know me now."
  • "You're the bad boy/girl that I always dreamed of."
  • "You know I was more than just a party girl."
  • "We're the broken ones."
the signs as things/stories my mom has told me
  • Aries: I used to grow weed in my room when I was your age and all my mom said was to close my blinds so the neighbors wouldn't see
  • Taurus: Don't ever give a man the power to hurt you
  • Gemini: Some guy tried to pick me up at a bar by telling me he lived in a mansion with 14 bathrooms. He lived in the guest house of said mansion, which was his sister's.
  • Cancer: Forget high school and just get into a nice college and find a smart husband and he'll take care of you
  • Leo: One time I was dancing on stage with my friend at a concert and my boyfriend at the time threw a beer at me and some guy broke his nose and he had to get surgery to fix it
  • Virgo: When my friends and I would get drunk we would always end up playing New York, New York by Frank Sinatra at the end of the night and pretend we we're The Rockettes
  • Libra: If you lose something good it's because something great is around the corner
  • Scorpio: One time I got so drunk at a hockey game that I got lost on the way back from the bathroom and all I remember is waking up in my bed the next morning still dressed
  • Sagittarius: When I was younger than you, I took time off from school to go follow a band on tour in a potato chip truck turned camper van
  • Capricorn: Literally anything beginning with "If I knew then what I know now..."
  • Aquarius: I used to know a guy who was really nice and would always look you in the eyes when you were talking to him and respond with something intelligent. He also did a lot of acid so maybe it was because he was tripping.
  • Pisces: Don't wish your life away. Tomorrow will always come, Friday will always come, the weekend will always come, it will always happen.

anonymous asked:

goddd i'm doing french in school and i really want to get better with that but the pace we're going at is so slow and i don't know how to get better. i'd really like to learn spanish and mandarin too but auuuugh good lord help

ughhhhh i feel this ;-; 

but just going to class isn’t gonna cut it, especially if you feel like the class is going wayyyy too slowly!!!! I have a friend who was in your exact position. her class was still learning how to conjugate avoir/être and she was bored out of her mind, so she took it upon herself to improve her french oUTSIDE of the classroom. she’d go home and listen to french songs, watch french tv shows, watch french youtubers, read french books, and just do everything that her french classes weren’t offering her. you can also translate lyrics from english to french, and maybe get someone to check that for you on lang8. or you can keep a french journal and ramble about your day in french. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

if you create a schedule for yourself, i promise you will feel improvement after a while. start off slow, maybe do one youtube video and one short article a day, and then as you get more comfortable practicing french, maybe do two videos, an article, and a journal entry! 

Just to start you off

- free French books online: (1) (2) (3)

- Youtube in French Masterpost (link)

- French Music/TV Masterpost (link)

- lang-8

- Lyrics Translate

Bonne chance!

Random Lyric Starters (Part Two)
  • "They don't want me to know."
  • "Lately I just wonder where you're at."
  • "You and I are young."
  • "The streets are talking."
  • "Don't outsmart your common sense."
  • "I'm 'bout to rock your world."
  • "You tell me I'm a wreck,"
  • "Now you're just a memory."
  • "She wants to make every stray a pet."
  • "Jesse's gettin' ready."
  • "I gave some guy my car."
  • "My kids think I'm a joke."
  • "Been my best friend since I was sixteen."
  • "I'm crazy for you."
  • "Break out your dancin' shoes."
  • "Somebody's gotta wanna hold his hand."
  • "Every time I ran, I ran to you."
  • "I prayed real hard."
  • "Would you love me if I was crazy?"
  • "You got a big mouth, and you should've shut it."
  • "Just friends."
  • "I'll do anything that you want me to."
  • "We're just alike,"
  • "I miss you being here."
  • "We were seventeen and invincible,"
  • "I got a shiver down to the bone."
  • "I know your name."
  • "I just wanna blow your mind."
  • "You know I don't think before I talk when I got a good buzz."
  • "Please help me help my stupid self."
  • "There's no need to complicate it."
  • "I can't take another second of this god damn town."
  • "You can't say that I never tried."
  • "It'll only take a minute to tell you everything."
  • "Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt."
  • "We can stay this way forever,"
  • "I tried my best to care about you."
  • "If you wanna know what I'm made of, just look at my truck."
  • "I keep you in my heart, in my own way."
  • "I wish that I could press rewind somehow."
  • "She wants a cabin in the woods."
  • "Just breathe."
  • "I'm gonna hook up with your mom."
  • "I can't stand to hear her heartbreak."
  • "Can I marry you?"
  • "I'm 23 and invincible."
  • "I just wanna be alone with you."
  • "I still believe in you."
  • "Tequila makes me do dumb things."
  • "I knew this wouldn't last."
  • "I don't know why you don't take me downtown anymore."
  • "I need a saving grace."
  • "You're all talk."
  • "This is what brothers are for."
  • "You're still here, and I'm still here."
  • "High school can be so rough, can be so mean."
  • "I blacked his eye the night after our daddy died."
  • "Have a nice life."
  • "I don't have to meet your mother."
  • "I miss our pillow fights."
  • "No matter what you'll never be alone."
  • "We're never gonna be as young as we are tonight."
  • "I meant it every time I said I loved you."
  • "Baby, come give me a kiss."
  • "I'm sorry if I upset you."
  • "That's all she wrote."
  • "I'm gonna put your shit out on the lawn."
  • "I feel a sin coming on."
  • "I've never seen a hearse with a trailer hitch."
  • "I don't have to take your heart."
  • "As long as I'm breathing I'll love you to death."
  • "If I told you I loved you, would it make you wanna stay?"
  • "Sister's got a boyfriend daddy doesn't like,"
  • "The highway don't know you're alive."
  • "We're really not that far apart."
  • "I couldn't do a damn thing."
  • "Now she's got a boyfriend, and I've got a rock band."
  • "You say that I'm a mess."
  • "Time is running out."
  • "Take me into your loving arms."
  • "I've been watchin' you."
  • "Guess nothing really ever goes the way it's planned"
  • "Hold onto your innocence."
  • "I can feel you breathe."
  • "I don't wanna wreck your Friday."
  • "You come back, ya hear?"
  • "At least I made you laugh."
  • "I can't live without you, baby."
  • "A little messed up but we're all alright."
  • "It started with a pointless argument."
  • "You know I say a lot of things when I've been drinking."
  • "We're up when the rooster crows."
  • "I'd sell my soul just to see your face."
  • "Everything was gonna be alright"
  • "Everybody in here knows your name."
  • "I was just too far gone and all alone."
  • "I know I wasn't fair."
  • "There were so many things I wanted to say."
  • "I've taken a ride in the devil's Cadillac."
  • "I guess you never knew me at all."
  • "Tomorrow we'll do it all over again."
  • "Do you think of me at night?"
  • "It's always been you."
  • "I wanna do everything you do."
  • "When it's all said and done you can walk instead of run."
  • "I don't wanna change your mind."
  • "I just don't get it."
  • "I was a little out of my mind."
  • "I still wish we could've made it right."
  • "I just wanna take your time."
  • "We don't have anywhere to go but up."
  • "At least I could be honest about that."
  • "We all know why we're here."
The signs as things my friends have said
  • Aries: Booby grape
  • Taurus: I didn't know dolphins rape
  • Gemini: *hysterical laughter*
  • Cancer: *referring to forehead* you can't handle all this head
  • Leo: THE CONCERT IS SOON (it's in March, we're still in January)
  • Virgo: Tia is scrappy Doo
  • Libra: You're such a WEEB omg
  • Scorpio: why is school so early
  • Sagittarius: *referring to balloon stuffed in my pants* nice dick
  • Capricorn: fuck me daddy
  • Aquarius: YOU DRANK NAIL POLISH?!
  • Pisces: *referring to me* the hoe friend
A conversation between a Ravenclaw and a Pukwudgie (Relationship)
  • Pukwudgie: I miss you.
  • Ravenclaw: I know, I miss you, too.
  • Ravenclaw: Even though it's only been two days since I left.
  • Pukwudgie: I know it has. But when can I see you again?
  • Ravenclaw: We're going to see each other this summer.
  • Pukwudgie: I know...That's still too long.
  • Ravenclaw: *Giggles lightly* I know, but after we're done with school, we'll be able to spend every morning together.
  • Pukwudgie: 'Every morning?' You make it sound like we're dating and moving in together. *They laugh but it fades into silence when they don't hear a response*
  • Ravenclaw: *Nervous voice* Are we..not dating?
  • Pukwudgie: *Nervous voice* I-I'm not sure, are we?
  • Ravenclaw: I don't know, but...But I think I want to be.
  • Pukwudgie: Oh. I-I think I'd like us to be dating, too.
  • Ravenclaw: *Disbelieving laugh* R-Really?
  • Pukwudgie: *Relieved sigh* *Smiles* Really. And I think I'd like seeing you every morning someday.
  • Ravenclaw: *Grins* I can't wait.
Seventeen as things I've said while painfully sober
  • Switched it up a lil bit to prove I'm just as iconic when sober as I am drunk
  • Scoups: okay children since clearly I'm the only one who knows where we're going, follow me. Or don't. Really you don't have to.
  • Wonwoo: the last book I read cost me $350. It was my bio textbook. And it wasn't even bound. So I had to spend $7 on a binder for fucking loose leaf papers. $357 for a FUCKING textbook
  • Mingyu: we've been living here for 8 months, there's one week of school, and you're telling me that you still don't know what time the dining hall serves food?
  • Vernon: alright so if I fail this class and drop out of school, I could probably make a living as a rapper
  • Jeonghan: okay but picture this, me. in bed. asleep. instead of in this class.
  • Joshua: when the priest was blessing the racers and the cart I got hit with the holy water and I'm really surprised that my skin didn't start burning on the spot
  • Woozi: hey I made 3 new Spotify playlists during class. Also, can you send me your notes from class?
  • DK: see, in high school, they take attendance before class but in university they don't so that's why I spent my bio lecture watching how I met your mother in bed
  • Seungkwan: it's Valentine's Day and I have a date with Netflix and a bottle of vodka
  • Hoshi: I don't need to go to the gym cause dancing tonight is probably gonna be enough of a work out. If I wear heels, then I won't need to go to the gym for a week.
  • Jun: my exam is over at 4 so at 4:01 I'll be expecting you to be waiting outside the exam center for me with a shot of vodka
  • Minghao: I've never talked to him but I see him at least 3 times a day around campus so we're basically dating. I see him so often I have his schedule memorized
  • Dino: everyone is already 19 and I have the world's shittiest fake ID so we have a selection of about 2 bars I can get into.

ridiculously long list of things fresh off the boat got right about the asian american experience:

  • mom saying everything in the store is too expensive
  • mom taking all the free samples
  • “i’m jessica” “oh i was expecting something more exotic”
  • “your english is very good!”
  • the teacher totally messing up your name (my last name is literally one syllable and they still managed to mess it up)
  • “you need to go to school so you can go to college and make lots of money”
  • being made fun of for your smelly asian food at school
  • mom saying you have to take your asian food to lunch but then giving in and taking you to buy a lunchables anyway
  • parents being ridiculously hard on you but always having your back when it matters
  • mom saying “that’s so american. why are you so american?”
  • because they want you to fit into the american way but not too much, you know?
  • not saying “i love you” and it’s hella suspicious if you do
  • mom more concerned about report cards than a rampant drug problem at the school
  • sending you to extra school after regular school was finished
  • being generally envious of your white friends
  • at least one sibling is the golden child who fulfills all of your parents dreams
  • if you didn’t have one that sibling was you
  • being called a chink
  • and tons more because this show is absolutely golden and everyone should watch it
Pokemon SM starters are totally based off of student types...
  • Rowlet: I've been getting along with all of my teachers! And, I'm also getting Ivy League schools asking about me!
  • Litten: That's real good for you, Rowlet. Meanwhile I'm not getting any sleep because I stayed up until 3am doing my homework and I still didn't get it all done. I'm going to fail.
  • Rowlet: It's all about Time Management my cute little feline friend!
  • Litten: Right. Time management. You know, Rowlet, you can really kiss my feline a-
  • Popplio: Oh hey guys! We're putting on a production, and it's going to be a musical? And the tickets normally cost like, three dollars, but because you are both my friends I thought that I could let you in for free and-
  • Litten: I'd like to but I'm kind of busy not having a life.
  • Rowlet: It's truly a shame, Popplio, but I am also far too busy.
  • Popplio: Oh, that's alright. I know we are still friends anyway!
  • Litten: You know, Popplio, you really are alright. <3
  • Rowlet: You are a fantastic friend and I really appreciate all you do for us. <3
  • Popplio: :o)
5SOS PREFERENCES #112: PICKING YOU UP AT SCHOOL...
  • Luke: "Hey, (Y/N), didn't know your boyfriend was here," your friend said, walking to you at the end of the period. "He's not, he's touring," you replied, sighing. "Really? I'm pretty sure I just saw him at the entrance," she shrugged, walking the opposite way. "What?", you muttered to yourself, walking faster. As usual, the entrance of the school was a mess - everybody wanting to get out and go home. Yet, it wasn't hard to see a blonde head standing out of the crowd, and you knew to whom that head belonged. "Oh my God," you said, stopping abruptly. "Well, go get him," you friend pushed you, and got cheers from your other friends. "Okay, see you tomorrow," you told them, walking quickly to where Luke was standing. Before you could get there, though, he saw you, lips turning into a smile. Once again, you stopped walking, smiling and taking in his features. "Hi," he mouthed, waving. "Hi," you mouthed back, swiftly getting to where he was, only to be received by his open arms. "What are you doing here?", you asked, pressing your head against his chest. "I got a break from tour and wanted to surprise you," he said, resting his chin on top of your head. "I missed you so much," you told him. "So did I," he kissed the top of your head, squeezing you. "So, for how long are you staying?", you asked, breaking the hug, but maintaining your arms around his waist. "Not much," he sighed, cupping your face, "But it's better than nothing." "Ah, you guys are so cute!", your friend walked past you two, phone in hand showing pictures from your public display of affection, "And it's nice to see you, Luke." "You too, (Y/F/N)," he chuckled. "So, what are we going to do?", you asked, turning your attention back to him. "Anything," he said, "As long as I'm with you."
  • Ashton: "Babe!", Ashton's voice echoed through the phone. "Hey, Ash," you smiled. "Are you leaving yet?", he asked, and you could feel him pouting. "Yeah, I am," you giggled. "Okay, I'm outside waiting for you. I'm the hot guy by the car," he said and you laughed. "And I'm the hot girl holding several books," you said before hanging up. Buy, boy, you couldn't deny that Ashton did look hot leaned against his car with sunglasses on. "Hello there," he smiled at you. "Hey," you smiled back, walking towards him. "How was your day," he asked you. "Good," you replied, standing in front of you. "That's nice, 'cause it's about to get better," he leaned down, kissing you. Before you knew it, you were the one pressed against the car, standing on your tip toes and with your arms wrapped around his neck, hands playing with his hair. His, on the other hand, were lingering on your waist, one moving down to squeeze your butt lightly. "Ash," you mumbled, biting his lip, "We're still at my school." "Oh, yeah," he giggled, pulling away from you, "Shall we go, then?", he opened your door. "You know," you said once he was in the car, "You should come pick me up more often." "Yeah, why?", he asked. "'Cause it's nice to see everyone's faces after we kiss," you shrugged. "Oh, really?", he laughed. "Yeah, it's like they saw a ghost or something," you joined him. "So let's give them a show, then," he mumbled, pressing his lips against yours one more time. "I'm not ready to become a porn star yet, Ash," you smiled, breaking the kiss. "Ah, really? Man, I was hoping you were," he joked. "Just drive," you giggled.
  • Michael: 'How's hell?', you smiled, reading Michael's text. 'Horrible as usual. You're lucky you dropped out of school', you replied. "Texting Michael again?", your friend asked, walking next to you. "Yeah, I miss him like crazy," you sighed. "Hm," you were too caught up on waiting for him to reply to notice your friend's smirk as you walked together out of school. 'Ah, I would prefer still being in school if that meant I'd get to see you everyday', you giggled at his cheesy reply. 'No you wouldn't', you texted back. 'You can bet I would', you rolled your eyes at his response. 'Hey, don't roll your eyes at me', you received another text from him. 'I didn't roll my eyes!', you replied, knowing he was probably just assuming you had. "Yes you did!", you heard Michael's voice. "Surprise," you heard your friend say as you looked up, only to see Michael's tall frame in front of you. "Oh my God, Michael!", you jumped in his arms, not before giving your friend a thankful smile. "I missed you so much, babe," he whispered in your ear, hugging you tighter. "I missed you too," you said, breaking the hug only to pull him down by his shirt and kiss him. "God, how I missed this," he mumbled against your lips. "Me too," you giggled, wrapping your arms around his neck. "So, how was your day," he traced your nose with his in a lovingly way. "Michael," you mumbled, slowly opening your eyes. "Yeah?", he asked. "We're still at my school," you giggled. "Oh," he opened his eyes quickly, breaking away from your hug. "Let's go somewhere more private," you smiled, taking his hand in yours and walking out of school.
  • Calum: "(Y/N) (Y/L/N)," your teacher said, "You're leaving earlier today." "What? No I'm not," you replied confused. "Yes you are, there's someone here to pick you up and they said you had to leave earlier," your teacher shrugged, returning to teaching the class Maths. You swiftly retrieved your stuff, wondering what could've happened for you to be take from school earlier as you walked out the door. Much to your surprise, it wasn't your mom or your dad standing outside with an angry look on their faces. It was, in fact, your boyfriend, Calum, with a huge smile on his lips. "Calum?", you asked, not believing what you were seeing in front of you. "That's me," he replied, and you stood there, looking at him. "Aren't you going to give your boyfriend a hug and a thanks for getting you out of school earlier?", he asked you, opening his arms for you. "Cal!", you exclaimed, running to him. "I've planned our whole day," he mumbled. "What did you do to get me out earlier?", you asked, breaking the hug to look at him. "If anyone asks, I'm your cousin and your distant aunt Mary died today," he smirked. "Oh my God, Calum! You sneaky little shit," you giggled, standing on your tip toes to peck his lips. "Is that all I get as a thank you?", he pouted. You rolled your eyes, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him down, pressing your lips together in a real kiss. "People are going to think I have a really weird relationship with my cousin," you whispered against his lips. "Ew, you're kissing your cousin, (Y/N). That's gross," he chuckled, pecking your lips. "It's not my fault he's so damn irresistible," you mumbled.