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I’ve been getting a lot of questions about Demonic Guardians, so i finally designed mine!

Meet Pierre, Tooth-collecting rope-haired loose canon pirate! 

With a canon for a leg. Of course.

Well known for giving children various swords and accidentally committing arson.


Dean landed on the floor with an ‘oof’, shocked that he had been taken down from behind.

“Hey!” He exclaimed, lifting his head as a knee pressed into his back and cool metal was snapped around his wrists. He glanced up over his shoulder, his neck straining at the effort.

“Y/N?” He asked, a smile threatening at the corners of his lips as he looked up at you. 

“Dean?” You asked. “What are you doing here?” Your knee was still pressed into his back, and you took your hands off of his wrists as you recognized the man you had just put cuffs on. You straightened up and looked at him, blinking a few times making sure that you weren’t seeing things. 

“Apparently, getting arrested.” He said with a smirk, still looking. “Unless this is your way of trying to tell me that you wanna spice things up tonight?”


Oh, also...

Correct me if I’m wrong but if one can feel baby’s first movements between weeks 16 and 25, and Lockleys left Storybrooke only NINE weeks ago… well, we don’t really need calculator to figure out how soon this ‘honourable’ man (who stayed with his wife out of obligation only) started humping her?

What a man to be a “part of that world”.


Who wrote this garbage?

Oh, yes.

Why I Am Glad The Grumps Read Fan Fic

I’m going to pre-face this by saying I am writing it at 2:30 in the morning while I’m still all hoped up and excited by the stream so bear with me! (it’s going to be queued for tomorrow) 

So, on the Grump stream last night the Grumps read some fic. I saw some posts when it was mentioned of people being nervous or freaked out by the idea of them finding and real our fiction. 

I wasn’t nervous (or at least not in a negative way) and let me tell you why. It was because the Grumps have always been good to fans who create content for them, whether it be fan-art, videos, memes, and to a very lesser degree fan fic. They like their work inspiring us, their viewers to create. 

There is also the fact that they all (except those who specifically asked not to be included) have been supportive of shipping, encouraged it, made their own jokes or content in regards to it. I think by now we can count several times over just how much Arin has stated he loves ships and polygrumps and all that jazz. 

Really, it’s more the other non-shipping fans that seem to have a big issue with shipping. Let me get back to my original point. Why I am glad the Grumps found some fan fic. 

Basically, it’s because I think fic can be boiled down to a stereotype, some jokey idea that it’s all badly written garbage, or that it’s all just ill-informed sex. People don’t often think about the fics that are long and sprawling and so beautiful it tears your chest apart, we’ve all experienced a fic like that I am sure, or one written so well you think you’e in the room with the characters. 

I think, tonight, the Grumps got a little glimpse into that world. When they read the fics they were supportive and never said anything mean, didn’t make fun of the writing. They laughed because it was their friends, themselves, picturing it, but not making fun of it. Even Vernon said as he read one that it was very well written. Obviously they were expecting the worst, but got to see that we’re not just making fics because we want to see them bone (which, lbr we do and those kind of fics are A-OK in my book) but that we want to tell real, meaningful stories with these guys as characters. 

Brian had given props to writers of fic and I think that was very kind. Writing and sharing fic can and is absolutely scary because writing is putting a lot of yourself out there for the world to see. Plus, ficcers tend to get a lot of hate or are looked down upon. It was nice to see them appreciate our content. 

Now, I saw people discussing author permission and that being what was upsetting for them. The two fics that got read tonight, as far as I could tell, the authors weren’t upset. I, as an author of fics, would not be upset if mine had been read. We put our work out there with the slight understanding that maybe the people who inspire us will someday also see what we make. 

I can see why people whose fics were discussed/almost read/read could and would get upset if their work had been read aloud, but again, the Grumps did it with care. I also understand that in the context of a stream they can’t exactly hunt down authors and ask their permission and wait for a reply back. Now, if they were reading fic for a video or something, then I could see them picking out fic ahead of time and messaging people asking for permission. 

I’m not saying my opinion is right o the only valid thing around. You are allowed to feel how you want about this topic. My motivation for writing this is because I just want to let you guys know that this happening wasn’t exactly a bad thing.