we're lucky to have him

  • Me: listen, why do we praise men for doing the actual bare minimum it's ridiculous
  • Also Me, in response to Sebastian Stan doing literally anything: wow what a guy, what A Guy™, we're so lucky to have him, i hope everyone knows how great he is, 10/10 would recommend to a friend
Christmas Vacation Roleplaying Sentence Starters
  • "Is your house on fire?"
  • "This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."
  • "Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
  • "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
  • "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
  • "Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season."
  • "Aw, you didn't have to get me anything."
  • "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
  • "Shitter was full."
  • " I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."
  • "We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?"
  • "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
  • "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
  • "And why is the carpet all wet?"
  • "I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
  • "Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?"
  • "I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas."
  • "Oh dear, did I break wind?"
  • "I'm freezing my baguettes off."
  • "Welcome to our home, what's left of it."
  • "What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."
  • "Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was."
  • "All right then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shit, then I am."
  • "Run into the living room and get my stogey."
  • "If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas."
  • "Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City."
  • "I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin...er, a tree."
  • "Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?"
  • "Our holidays were always such a mess."
  • "I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels."
  • "Are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?"
  • " I can't even afford to be an elf."
  • "We're at the threshold of hell."
  • "You set standards that no family activity can live up to."
  • "Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"
  • "You about ready to do some kissing?"
  • "That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you."
  • "I told you to freeze, mister."
  • "I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck."
  • "I have nightmares about what he does when I'm not lying next to him."
  • "It was an ugly tree anyway."
  • "I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!"
  • "What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?"
  • "Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils."
  • "If you want to come in you'll have to break down the goddamn door!"
  • "I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping."

“My hope is that when I retire that I’m remembered as a good guy. I like to score goals, but I also like to be friends with the people I play with. It’s good to be valued as a person, it’s important that they have good concept of who you are beyond being the guy that scores a lot of goals.”

Happy 28th Birthday to the greatest football player in history!

June 24, 1987!

Malec kiss:Magnus
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> I've seen so many posts saying the malec kiss would've been "better" if Harry was swapped with Geoffrey (movie Magnus.)<p/><b></b> Please don't disrespect Harry he's done an outstanding job of bringing Magnus to life and bringing more dimension to Malec by improvising. He's truly a gem and we're extremely lucky to have him on board.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>