wearing ripped jeans, painting his nails, embracing hobbit hair, is more fond towards Phil by the second, loving himself and not caring what other people think, admittedly wears Phil's coat and tells us just to make the phandom happy, having fun in his life, leaning closer and closer to Phil in every video, making hints about moving, stands up against gender roles and gives his fans relatable dating advice, overall loving his life
taking great selfies, laughing a lot, providing us with gorgeous pictures of Dan, telling us about their trips, making a lot of innuendos, looking at Dan more than the camera, showing us smiles that make our hearts hurt, being a sunshine and a daddy at the same time, pranking Dan with the chili gummy bears just cuz the phandom encouraged him to, is so considerate when fans and friends are feeling down, overall being a wonderful human being and is having fun
MY SKIN IS CLEAR THE WEATHER IS GREAT THE SUN IS OUT AND I HAVE NO MORE ACNE MY GARDEN IS BLOOMING AND WE'RE OUT OF A DROUGHT WARS HAVE ENDED AND SUDDENLY MY BANK ACCOUNT HAS MONEY I HAVE A WELL AND STABLE LIFE AND FAMILY HALLELUJAH THANK GOD I AM BLESSED I AM GAY IT IS BARELY 2017 AND THIS IS ALREADY ONE OF THE GREATEST YEARS FOR PHAN EVER YES JESUS
there’s a little girl screaming outside that the ocean has risen and we’re all underwater and everyone should stay in their house… these make-believe games are getting really morbid lmao dystopia is coming
The signs as shit my friends have said in our group chat
"See Rose, this is why no one likes you."
"Did everyone try the children?"
"I wanna name my kid sunbeammoonshine."
"Okay so how do I convince your father to house 3 relatively gay teens and possibly a dog?"
"I'm the sweater weather bitch."
"I might be a hoe but at least I'm a classy hoe."
"I'll do an art piece where I pretend to be an artist."
"But seriously, murder mystery. I'm thinking if we can all figure out a way to convince Rose's parents that were worth housing then all we need is a dead body and I figure were bound to come across one at some point, right?"
"Netflix is full of fascists."
"Can we all agree that Kavinsky is Scrappy Doo?"
"We're in a meme drought."
"I'm looking up the mythological significance of mint plants."