we're good now all systems go

"planning skills, what planning skills?" -- an autobiography of obi-wan please-tell-me-he's-not-your-only-hope kenobi
  • obi-wan: alright so we gotta hide anakin's kids
  • obi-wan: someplace he won't notice them
  • obi-wan: y'know
  • obi-wan: low-profile
  • obi-wan:
  • obi-wan: ...let's make the girl royalty
  • obi-wan: and also hide the boy on anakin's home planet
  • obi-wan: with his only living relatives
  • obi-wan: and have him keep the last name "skywalker"
  • obi-wan: (i don't wanna lose him or something)
  • ...
  • obi-wan: knew your father of COURSE i knew your father luke
  • obi-wan: (totallydidn'tchopallhislimbsoffwhat)
  • obi-wan: he... um... he was the greatest fighter pilot in the galaxy and also my bff he was a cool dude
  • obi-wan: (andtotallynotasithlord)
  • obi-wan: of course i wouldn't lie to you that would give you false expectations causing you to build a hero-worship type picture of your father that could inevitably crash down around you
  • obi-wan: (likewhenitellyoulateryouhavetokillhim)
  • obi-wan: also here take this deadly weapon that requires years of training to handle and you have no idea what to do with
  • obi-wan: perf
  • ...
  • obi-wan: luke
  • obi-wan: luke go to the dagobah system
  • obi-wan: what do you mean 'where in the dagobah system that's like multiple planets'
  • obi-wan: what do you want from me like gps coordinates?
  • obi-wan: im a ghost
  • obi-wan: now let me leave you here dying in the snow
  • obi-wan: i mean if all else fails we can be like... ghost buddies
  • ...
  • obi-wan: okay so i might've stretched the truth a little bit on your family situation
  • obi-wan: but it was because i wanted you to commit murder so we're all good here right
  • obi-wan: you feel me?
  • obi-wan: speaking of my hiding unknown relatives from you i guess i should probably tell you that that chick you've been hanging out with is your sister
  • obi-wan: yes 'really'
  • obi-wan: have i ever lied to you?
  • obi-wan: ('a certain point of view' im so great at this jedi stuff)