we're cool about it now but still

Bughead feeds my soul
  • Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAh Jughead and Betty!"
  • Husband: "Cara, who the hell are the they?"
  • *Points at Tv screen*
  • Husband: "..."
  • Husband: "Really? You're screaming because of them?"
  • Husband: "Well, they're kinda cute I guess..."
  • Me: "Of course they fucking are!"
  • Husband: "I've known you for 14 years and you're still dreaming about fake relationships. Where did our spark go?"
  • *Husband shakes head*
  • Me: "Shut up! They feed my soul!"
  • Husband: "You have your head in the clouds, love!"
  • Me: "I have my head in Bughead."
  • Husband: "I don't think you're speaking English anymore. I don't think you ever did speak English come to think of it... Wow, cool he wears a cool hat."
  • Me: "Now we're speaking the same language."
An Exaggerated Summary of Each Rush Studio Album
  • Rush (1974): ooooohh yeaaahhhh we get confused for led zeppelin a lot on the radio ooooh yeaaahhh
  • Fly by Night (1975): awww yeah Neil's in the band now and boy do we have some epic lyrics for you. do you like fantasy cause we sure like fantasy.
  • Caress of Steel (1975) : let's write a chill song about fun times at the park and then A TWENTY MINUTE EPIC BALLAD ABOUT A NECROMANCER yeah that'll get their attention
  • 2112 (1976): well the record company says we should probably write something more radio friendly since the last album didn't do so hot but GUESS WHAT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT WE'RE GONNA DO AN EPIC CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE CAUSE FUCK IT WE DO WHAT WE WANT
  • A Farewell to Kings (1977): awww yeah we got some fun hits but also guess whaaaat here's another 11 minute ballad cause that's fun too ya know
  • Hemispheres (1978): you know what let's write a 20 minute song no a 40 minute song NO LET'S JUST WRITE ONE SONG FOR THE ENTIRE ALBUM AND SPLIT IT UP WITH ROMAN NUMERALS
  • Permanent Waves (1980): *catches breath* wow you know what we just wrote like 6 albums pretty much consecutively plus touring haha wow why don't we take a freaking break before we burn out ok? yeah here's some shorter songs we wrote in a cottage
  • Moving Pictures (1981): and on the 8th day god said let there be hits, and hits there were.
  • Signals (1982): heyyy it's the 80s let's add a little synth cause technology is so cool aww yeah technology and science
  • Grace Under Pressure (1984): here's some super synthy songs about some super dark shit
  • Power Windows (1985): I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MOAR SYNTH
  • Hold Your Fire (1987): SYNTH SYNTH KEYBOARDY SYNTH SYNTH SYNTH!!! Alex: :'(
  • Presto (1989): haha wow ok let's tone down the synth a bit now and write catchy songs about magic and stuff.
  • Roll the Bones (1991) : lol u thought we'd done it all but GUESS WHAT SURPRISE here's a little rap thrown in for good measure
  • Counterparts (1993): awww yeah it's the 90s and guess what no more synth at all, just real instruments now ok. Alex: :) Geddy: :(
  • Test for Echo (1996): uhhhhhhhh Neil took some lessons from the yoda of drummers and now he's got a cool new technique so that's something i guess!
  • Vapor Trails (2002): u guys missed us? well we're back and we're amazing! we'll just give u a moment to shed ur tears because of how awesome we are that we're still making music despite the worst possible things ever. sorry if the content is a little dark sometimes.
  • Feedback (2004): U like classics we like classics here's some covers of awesome songs that influenced us
  • Snakes & Arrows (2007): awww yeah we're gonna rock u really hard with songs about various religious concepts plus more motorcycle travels. r u ready? prepare urselves.
  • Clockwork Angels (2012): hmmm what's something we haven't done much yet? CLASSICAL INSTRUMENTS. let's do that and then we'll have them play on stage with us too that'll be awesome!!!
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  • Attack on Titan: ahaha we're number one anime let's go cry about Marco
  • Tom Hiddleston: Jesus Christ this man is so perfect he is the Messiah join his army asdfhj cheekbones argh
  • Night Vale: hey you should listen to this it's pretty cool and the fandom's pretty bi- CECILOS EE
  • Misha Collins: THE WORLD WILL SOON BE MISHA MASTER
  • Hannibal: I'm having a banquet and I'll need several thousand more chairs than last time
  • Hetalia: I'm still here

bennypen  asked:

Please help. I am having a crisis. I am a sophomore in high school, and I get mediocre grades, but something extreme has happened to me recently involving biology. It's *actually extremely fascinating*. Like, I love participating in class, and the stuff we're learning is super basic but I still love learning about it, and I'm almost teaching the teacher now cause I am EMAILING HIM about subjects I wanna learn (like CRISPR). I am actually doing extra work just for fun WHAT IS THIS PLEASE HELP ME

You’re a big nerd Harry

But yeah OOOH BOY CRISPR is sooo cool, there was an awesome feature on it in the National Geographic recently and it’s potential in combating mosquito borne diseases, it is so space age

anonymous asked:

jade jade jade .^. i reread otonoki private academy again last night and started laughing when i realised eli has knocked over her chair at least twice by now in the process of standing up (eli stood up properly like once i am literally counting) oh, also please don't take this negatively! i really appreciate the small details you add to your writing!

eli: *is cool and chill*

eli: *still cool and chill*

nozomi: *shows up*

eli: *fucks up*

anonymous asked:

So I've liked my best guy friend for like 2 years now. He's in college and I'm still in high school. He goes to a Christian college 1,000 miles away. We're still best friends, we talk everyday, and hangout when he comes home. We liked each other a year ago but we didn't date cause we didn't feel like it was the right time. I hate that I still like him and I pray that God takes my feelings away so I can focus on Him but nothing happens. I have no idea what to say to him or what to do :/

that’s p cool! i posted about this a while back so you props didn’t see it but my college pastor talks about the three things that you should find in a future spouse. 

  1. Mission
  2. Friendship 
  3. Attraction

All three of these things are essential to have a functional relationship built upon Christ the strongest foundation. His love is unchanging, unfailing, transformative, beautiful and the perfect representation of what marriage should look like. 

  • Pray for God’s will be done over all
  • You are not defined by this guy, but by Christ
  • You don’t need a guy to do ministry and to build God’s kingdom
  • Christ will always be enough
  • Don’t have your expectations too high, but trust that God is in control
  • Finding a spouse isn’t our goal in life, but it is a great perk of life
  • enjoy your singleness- go to chipotle as much as you want