we're all just waiting to die

i would die for some sort of documentary-style mini-series about SI employees because honestly. That would be amazing.

Tony makes an entire new element? Legal’s trying to figure out how to patent it,  PR’s still dealing with the expo fiasco (along with legal suing the fuck out of hammer), R&D is dumping shots into their espresso as they gear up to figure out how the fuck, and HR is trying to keep them all from imploding.

And that’s just one movie

Stark Reunion Be Like
  • Sansa: Well it's just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you're a bastard and all.
  • Jon: Harsh.
  • Sansa: Deal with it, Brood Boy, we're all that's left of the Sta-
  • Bran: (thrown into room) WAIT! He's not even a Stark! He's a Targaeryn!
  • Sansa: ...
  • Jon: ...
  • Bran: (crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree...
  • Sansa: HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN
  • Bran: I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen's still fighting on the other side of the Wall!
  • Jon: HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE
  • Servant: Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN
  • Bran: what
  • Arya: (rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!
  • Jon:
  • Sansa:
  • Bran:
  • Arya: oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.
  • Sansa: How long have you BEEN here?!
  • Arya: Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I've been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?
  • Jon: I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I'll...
  • Lady Stoneheart: Yoooooooooooooooooo
Revolutionary Sentence Starters
  • "I would rather die than give in to the likes of you."
  • "We're the ones that are in the right. Someday everybody will see that."
  • "Without freedom, what are we? Just sheep waiting for the slaughter."
  • "You've chosen your way, and I... I've chosen mine."
  • "War kills everything. The land. The people. The very humanity inside of you."
  • "I'm afraid... afraid of what all of this is doing to you."
  • "You can't call this living!"
  • "In the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? We all die."
  • "Why don't you just stop? Why do you have to do this?"
  • "Tell ___ that I love them... and I'm sorry."
  • "We can't give up now. Remember what we're fighting for!"
  • "Please don't go! We need you here right now!"
  • "I'm glad that you'll be by my side in the new world we're making."
  • "They think they can get away with this. We have to prove them wrong."
  • "They dare to rise up against us. Let's crush them."
  • "People are dying! And you still think this is justified?"
  • "The people on top, all they care about is looking out for themselves."
  • "What's happened to you? You used to fight for the right side. Now I'm not so sure anymore."
  • "We've been fighting for so long... I'm so tired."
  • "I don't think anyone remembers why we even started all of this."
  • "I want you to know I may not come back from this. But I have to do it."
  • "Everyone thinks it'll all be better once we've won. They don't yet see the scars we'll have to deal with afterward."
  • "It's dark. Will you hold my hand?"
  • "Be quiet. They're searching for us."
  • "Find them. If they resist... make an example out of them."

anonymous asked:

Give us all the angst. Wait- no that's too much angst. Put some of that back. Please we're begging you give us some fluff. Please, my queen, have mercy.

Wellllll… I DID just graduate. I guess you can have a little fluff. Just while I’m celebrating ;)


The problem with “I love you”

     There were a lot of things Keith didn’t get about Lance. He didn’t get how one person could have so many words that seemed to bubble out of him constantly, like froth on a beer glass overflowing. He didn’t get how the guy could almost die and ten minutes later be making a joke about mice. He didn’t get why he flirted so easily and openly with people everywhere they went, alien species or no. He really didn’t get why he was so hell bent on insisting he was Keith’s rival. But the thing that drove him insane was how often Lance said “I love you.”

     Keith had a distant memory of his father, tucking him into bed late at night, giving him a kiss on forehead, and murmuring, “I love you, big guy.” There had been no “I love you”s from his foster families throughout the years. There certainly hadn’t been one from the boy with the clumsy hands who’d stuck his fat, wet tongue in Keith’s mouth in an alley behind the school when they were barely thirteen. There had not even been one from Shiro when Keith had hugged him tight before the Kerberos mission, the careful wall he’d built up across the years crumbling in the face of losing his mentor and his brother, the one person he’d learned to trust, for almost twenty months.

     He had gotten exactly three “I love you”s from Lance since Blue had hurled them through a wormhole, and it was driving him up the wall.

    The first one had come when Lance had slipped and fallen while training solo with the gladiator and nearly been sliced in half. He’d been so busy dodging away from the gladiator’s sword that he hadn’t been able to catch his breath enough to shout the command to end the training session. Keith had walked in, saw what was happening, and called out the command for him. Lance collapsed back in relief and a puddle of sweat, and said, “Oh my God, Keith, you are my savior, I love you.”

     It had gone up his spine like a jolt of electricity and left him hanging speechless in the doorway, because just two days ago, Hunk had made the first meal they’d had since coming to space that wasn’t food goo by scrounging Arusian ingredients. Lance had taken one bite, groaned in pleasure, and declared his love for Hunk to the world. So why the hell was he now saying it to Keith? To cover his confusion, he backed out of the room before Lance could sit up, and then turned tail and ran.

     He quickly realized that Lance lavished “I love you”s on anyone and everyone that made him happy. The words held no special weight to him. He never saved them or cherished them, but dropped them freely and enthusiastically – which was, in fairness, how he behaved with everything. Pidge figured out how to hook up that game she and Lance had bought at the space mall so they could play it? “Pidge, you absolute beauty, I love you.” Shiro told them his plan for attacking a Galra ship? “Shiro, you’re my hero and I love you, but we are all going to die.” Hunk fixed that odd, aggravating squeaking in Blue’s back left leg? “Hunk, you genius, you paragon of kindness, I love you.” Keith got Lance away from a weird little alien with too many arms and legs that was so excited to meet an actual Paladin of Voltron that it had literally latched onto his leg and would not let go? “Keith, thank God, I love you.”

     That second time, Keith had just gritted his teeth and hadn’t responded, but as soon as they were back to the Castle he’d made some hurried, garbled excuse and dashed away. It didn’t seem to bother any of the others, and Keith hated how it got to him. It was just that he didn’t know what the hell he was supposed to do when Lance said it. Was he supposed to say it back? Did he just ignore it? Did it mean anything to him at all? Did the way Keith’s heart flapped like a hummingbird inside his chest when he heard Lance say those words matter to him? How was he supposed to know if it did?

     The third time, Keith snapped.

     “Don’t say that!”

      Lance jumped, splashing water everywhere, his head dunking briefly under, and he reemerged gasping and blinking in confusion, snorting out the water that had gone up his nose. Keith, swallowing all semblance of pride and rivalry, had muttered to Lance that they never had gotten their swim in, and he’d asked Allura how to flip the room so it would function like an Earth pool. Lance had been in the elevator in a swimsuit so fast Keith didn’t have any time to prepare or get there before him. The sight of his bare back brought back an uncomfortably visceral memory of its warmth pressed against his own. Keith choked on the regret of every decision he had ever made that had brought him to this point. They’d gotten to the pool in awkward silence, and the cool stillness of the water had drained the tension from the room. Lance had been floating on his back, looking utterly at peace, his eyes fluttering closed, when he had said it, sounding almost half asleep: “Keith, this was the best idea. I love you.”

     Now he was staring at him, dark blue eyes wide and upset, and Keith had to fight the urge to sink below the surface of the water and never come back up again.

     “What did I say?” he asked, sounding small. Shame burned Keith’s lungs like acid, but he couldn’t stand it anymore.

     “‘I love you’! You’re always goddamn saying ‘I love you.’ How the hell can you just— how can you just throw that around like it means nothing at all? What am I supposed to do when you say it?” Lance had dipped down so low in the water that only his nose, his eyes, and his forehead were still visible. “Don’t just say ‘I love you’ and act like nothing’s happened. It might not mean anything to you but it means something to me.” He snapped his mouth shut, feeling the corner of his wall crumbling, and started to scramble for the edge of the pool. Lance shot up out of the water, reached out, and caught his arm.

     “Wait, Keith, wait, please, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize it… that it was that important to you.” Keith stood still, the arm Lance was holding arched behind him, water dripping off his bangs and into his eyes. He refused to turn and look at Lance. “My family says it a lot. We say it to each other all the time. It’s not a momentous occasion for us, it’s just a way of reminding each other that we really care about each other a lot. And, I mean, you guys are kind of my family too, so I just thought…” He trailed off. When he spoke again, it was so quiet Keith barely heard him over the water lapping against the sides of the pool. “I can quit saying it to you, if it upsets you.”

     Keith whipped around, sending little waves rippling out toward Lance, and returned Lance’s grip on his forearm so they were both clutching each other. His eyes locked onto Lance’s and he couldn’t disguise the fear in them. “That’s… not exactly what I want,” Keith said. They stared at each other, the little strip of water an ocean between them. “I just never know what you mean when you say it. How do I know if you’re serious?” Lance chewed the inside of his cheek, considering. He guided Keith over to the edge of the pool and pulled them up so they were sitting with their legs dangling in the water.

     “What if I just… tell you?” he asked.

     “That works,” Keith said breathlessly. They were much too close, his right arm brushing Lance’s left, their knees less than a hair’s breadth from touching.

     “When I said ‘I love you’ I meant that you’ve made my day by suggesting this trip to the pool. I meant that you’ve made me so much happier and relaxed than I’ve been in weeks and thank you so much for that. I meant that when you’re not being an ass, I actually really enjoy your company, so I’m really happy you’re here with me.” Was it Keith’s imagination, or was Lance pressing against his arm more strongly than before? “When else did I say it?” he asked.

     “That time with—” Keith cleared his throat “—that time with the gladiator.” Lance looked up, remembering, and then nodded.

     “Right. That time I meant, Keith knows what to do, thank God he’s here, thank God he’s not just going to stand there and laugh at me for getting my ass beat, thank God you really do care about me, somewhere in there.” He gave a self-deprecating smile, and paused. “Is that why you ran out of the training room after that happened?” Their knees were touching. Keith didn’t know whether he or Lance had initiated it but neither of them were moving away, despite Keith’s best instincts.

     “Yeah,” he said. He swallowed. “Sorry about that.” Lance shook his head.

     “I should have asked. Was there another time?”

     “Just one. With that alien in the mall.” Lance laughed, and Keith tried not to notice the way his laugh vibrated through him.

     “That time I meant, I’m not sure I’ve ever been happier to see that stupid mullet. I meant, I thought I was never getting out of there, and I feel like a damsel who’s been rescued by his knight in shining armor.” They were looking at each other now, their faces much too close for comfort. The whites of Lance’s eyes shimmered with the reflected light of the pool. “Can I say it again?”

     “Say…” Keith couldn’t find the breath to finish the sentence, but Lance seemed to take it as confirmation.

     “I love you, and I mean, I care about you and I’m pretty sure at this point that you care about me, and that means the world to me. And I mean, having you on this team has turned out to be incredible and we never could have gotten this far without you. And I mean, I love that stupid mullet and your stupidly beautiful eyes and… and I…” Lance faltered, starting to pull away. “Sorry, that was dumb, I’ve— I’m— Um…” Keith dropped his hand over Lance’s, and with the other, grabbed his cheek, pulled his face back close, and kissed him hard. Drops of water from Lance’s upper lip pressed onto his own skin, sending a delicious shiver down his spine as his eyes drifted closed. Lance freed his captured hand and shoved his fingers through Keith’s mullet, pushing his head down and closer, while his other hand found Keith’s thigh and squeezed. Keith brought his hand up and ran it across the warm, smooth expanse of Lance’s back, pulling his whole body closer until they were pressing into one another over their legs. Lance’s tongue slipped inside Keith’s mouth, running along the inside of his cheek.

     A shudder from the castle broke their embrace by knocking them both off the edge back into the water to rise sputtering and red in the face. Keith sank down so only his eyes were above the water, staring at Lance uncertainly. Lance grinned sheepishly, running a hand through his hair, and Keith felt a smile stretching his cheeks underwater. Lance reached down, grabbed his hands, and pulled him to his feet. He pressed his lips briefly to Keith’s once more. They stood for a moment, waist-deep in water, hands clasped between them, foreheads touching, both their faces hot with embarrassment and pleasure, half laughing at the absurdity of it all.

     “We’ll talk later,” Lance said finally. “Right now they probably need their expert defense drones on the bridge.” Keith gasped out a laugh, trying to think about walking down in front of everyone without saying a word about what had just happened.

     “Is talking the only thing we’ll do later?” he asked. Lance squeezed his hands so tight it was almost painful.

     “Not if it’s up to me,” he promised.

     “Then let’s go,” Keith said. He turned to climb out of the pool, but Lance kept hold of one of his hands, yanking him back. Keith looked at him.

     “Hey Keith, you don’t have to say it back anytime soon, but you should know: I love you. And if you’re still worried about how to react—” Keith didn’t let him finish, but instead kissed him fiercely and briefly. When he pulled back, Lance looked dazed. “…That option is fine by me,” he said. Keith chuckled, and then pulled Lance out.

     “Let’s go carry the team,” he said. Lance grinned at him.

     “You got it.”

anonymous asked:

is there any reason to live considering the direction this planet is going? what is the point of staying alive when everything's going to hell in a matter of time? there's no benefit to being here. we're all just waiting to die wtf dude humans are so dumb.

1. To see how Star Wars ends.

2. To watch Donald Trump’s big golden coffin lowered into the ground. Don’t you want to read his obituary in the failing New York Times? To watch Sean Hannity wail like a Sicilian widow? There’s going to be dancing in the streets, it’ll be like VE Day in France. 

3. Elder Scrolls 6.

4. There is a chance, however slim, that humanity saves itself. If it happens, you’re going to want to see it just to believe it. You might as well try to. 

Left Align
  • Lawful Good: yeah I may be a liberal cuck but I'm going to defeat capitalism with boycotts and Hillary Clinton hats, please buy these hats
  • Chaotic Good: I just shared ten thousand memes to the masses while skipping the organizational meeting because other leftists make me want to kill myself
  • Neutral Good: I just organized a really important action during which we discovered A) we're very good at riling up the media and B) we're broke. I haven't slept in 2 years
  • True Neutral: I can't wait to kill myself. What are you talking about, I know that won't stop capitalism. I just want to die
  • Lawful Evil: I'm going to fuck a tank and then the tank's going to fuck all of you and then I'm going to fuck the tank again.
  • Chaotic Neutral: I threw a brick through a starbucks window and didn't get arrested because I'm white, what have YOU done for the cause huh??? HUH???
  • Chaotic Evil: The technological singularity/living in the woods eating our own shit/crystal healing/the free market will defeat capitalism and save us somehow

anonymous asked:

I know we're all saying we are ready and waiting for Louis' music but man we're so not ready and the moment it drops we're all gonna die rip

We are all just ready for him to END US 

  • Friend: are you hearing that satanic music again?
  • Me: yeah...
  • Friend: why?
  • Me: Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell!
  • Friend: what?
  • Me: Mama, we're all gonna die.
  • Friend: why I am even your friend?
  • Me: Because the drugs never work.
  • Friend: i'm gonna go.
  • Me: WAIT!
  • Friend: what now!
  • Me: i just wanted you know...
  • Friend: yeah...
  • Me: that the world is ugly...
  • Friend: ok...ay?
  • Me: but you are beatiful to me.
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: I'll thorw all your mcr's disks.
  • Me: I don’t love you...
  • Me: Like I did yesterday.

sataeminism  asked:

my bet is that taem's upcoming jpn concept will be Mass Murder we're all gonna die

thank god I can always trust taemin to bring those concepts we really need. Thanks taemin for finally fulfilling my wish to Die i cant wait to see how it plays out

Waiting…by City and Colour, from Bring Me Your Love (2008).

anonymous asked:

Damn that heteroni is right, homophobia is no more. Go home everyone. We're all safe now!

There are some places where it’s illegal to kill people because they are gay so homophobia is over :) those homos actually oppress the heteronis now!!!! Can’t wait for The Gays™ to die out :) I’m not a homophobe though I just hate lesbians

  • Fun Girl: Why are you all in a cardboard box?
  • Kid-Amai: Well my parents told me Santa isn't real, so we're going to ship ourselves to the North Pole and prove them wrong!
  • Fun Girl: Have any of you actually thought out that plan?
  • Kid-Hanako: Ha! All we need is a stamp and boom! To the short people with cool shoes and hats!
  • Kid-Ayano: I just figured that if ten of us die, it's not gonna be me.
  • Fun Girl: On the one hand I need the money I get from taking care of you brats. On the other hand you all suck.
  • Kid-Osoro: Just shut the box lady.
  • Kid-Kizana: Oh wait first can you get us toys?
  • Fun Girl: Ok whatcha want?
  • Kid-Osana: A board game!
  • Kid-Amai: My Easy Bake Oven so we can have cookies :)
  • Kid-Kizana: A mirror of course~
  • Kid-Oka: M-maybe a d-demon book.
  • Kid-Asu: A pool would be sweet.
  • Kid-Muja: We might want band-aids and juice boxes cause it'll be bumpy and dangerous
  • Kid-Mida: I mean some porn would be good right now.
  • Kid-Osoro: A pocket knife, for obvious reasons.
  • Kid-Hanako: A unicorn please please please!
  • Kid-Megami: I need a small loan of five million dollars.
  • Kid-Ayano: Taro-kun!
  • Fun Girl: Ok I'll give you guys a pouch of gummy bears, a sharp stick, a deck of cards, and five bucks. Safe travels *closes box and sends it* Sweet that frees up my afternoon. Now I just need a decent excuse if eleven kids were found dead in the North Pole.
Season 20 in a Nutshell
  • Member Berries: hi we sound just like your homophobic great aunt you see on holidays that you absolutely can't stand
  • Randy: Star Wars *fades into nothingness*
  • Gerald: I am the new Randy look at all this screentime I have of me just on the computer weeeee
  • Kyle: daddy?
  • Cartman: im straight now?
  • Heidi: wow remember that parenting project I did with Cartman eleven years ago let's actually make that happen
  • Stan: let's do this thing *fades into nothingness like randy*
  • Kenny: *fades but then makes a cameo in the end* hi im not dead but Trey and Matt sure think i am
  • Butters: we're gonna die the end is near
  • Craig and Tweek: hi we're still gay and together just gonna let ya know every six episodes or so
  • Sheila: why does my family not listen to me time to murder my children
  • Ike: daddy why
  • Dick: wow i actually have a friend for once—oh wait they're gone now
  • Lennart: wow look at me im so cool im a really cool troll time to kill everyone bye
  • Mr Garrison: I AM THE BIG CHEESE LOOK AT ME AND MY ARROGANT SELF I DIDNT WANT THIS BUT POOF NOW I ALL OF A SUDDEN DO
Zodiac Signs when Travelling
  • Aries: *GPS- Your destination is on the right* *looks right* Huh.. But that's a lake...
  • Taurus: No, no, no, we were supposed to turn back there! See, look on the map...! God dammit Jennifer!
  • Gemini: Me: Pull over! Everyone: Are you okay? Me: Shh, Shh, motion sickness has affected me.
  • Cancer: *plays games entire trip* *three hours pass* Wait, what? We're on a road trip? I thought we were going to Macca's..
  • Leo: I've always wondered.. What is the deeper meaning to life? Like, whats underneath the Earth? Do a secret alien race live there, or what?
  • Virgo: If you put me in the middle seat, you're going to die peasant. *gets put in the middle seat* *whips out stash of guns*
  • Libra: Woah, look at that squirrel! Geez, that plastic bag is quite peculiar. Man aren't those mountains nice! I am loving life! *next minute* Why don't you all just die.
  • Scorpio: I have no leg room. I thought we discussed I would have leg room Matt! YOU LIED TO ME *rage mode*
  • Sagittarius: I spy with my little eye.. ROAD TRIPS *SCREAMS*
  • Capricorn: I've approximately calculated, we'll need 160 litres for the trip. I've also gathered a list of things we need to have *smirks*
  • Aquarius: Guys.. I forgot the fuel for the car.. and the food cooler and the mattress.. Friend: So you forgot everything? Me: Not necessarily.. I have the toothbrushes!
  • Pisces: *sings* We're all going on a Summer holiday, no more working for a week or two! *giggles maniacally*
  • Levi: *sigh* Where is Leigh, did we lose her again?
  • Sam: She's arguing with Nile's daughter about the MP, I'm gonna see if she needs backup
  • Levi: No...
  • Sam: Oh, boo...
  • Hanji: Levi, I'm getting a little light-headed, I need some air
  • Levi: Hanji, you are not light-headed, you wanna go capture a titan. You've been saying "titan" under your breath for ten minutes.
  • Hanji: What? ...titan... That's crazy! ...titan...
  • Levi: You're doing it
  • Hanji: I am not, don't be ridiculous ...titan...
  • Levi: You just did it!
  • Hanji: ...titan...
  • Levi: Oh my God...
  • Hanji: WHAT?
  • Levi: Just go
  • Hanji: I told you, I'm light-headed
  • Levi: Just go...
  • Hanji: titan.... titan, titan, TITAN
  • Levi: Go
  • Hanji: I uh- I'll be right back *runs away* TIIIIITAAAN
  • Sam: Wait for me, mom!
  • Levi: *grabs Sam shirt*
  • Sam: Argh! Why aren't I moving?
  • Levi: I will not be left alone with these brats
  • Sam: But mom said she'd be right back
  • Levi: Sam, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one titan, she's not gonna stop, Sam. She's never gonna stop.
  • Sam: It's who she is. If she stops, she'll die. Like a titan shark...
  • Levi: Sam!
  • Same: Yes?
  • Levi: We need to stick together. We're gonna get Leigh and then, we'll go for your mom,
  • Sam: Dad
  • Levi: What?
  • Sam: I never realized how soulful your eyes are
  • Levi: *sighs* Sam...wait, really?
Questions with no answers
  • Ganondorf: I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.
  • Zant: .....Wait, us?
  • Ganondorf: Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!
  • Ghirahim: Right away, master.
  • 
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  • Zant: So. Quick question.
  • Ghirahim: Yes?
  • Zant: What is food?
  • Ghirahim: W-What...?
  • Ghirahim: DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!
  • Zant: HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?
  • Ghirahim: I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!
  • Zant: I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!
  • Ghirahim: So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!
  • Zant: Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.
  • Ghirahim: Okay so food is something you "eat" right?
  • Zant: So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".
  • Ghirahim: ....So what's edible?
  • Zant: .......
  • Zant: ((Lies down on the floor))
  • Ghirahim: What are you doing?
  • Zant: Accepting my death.
  • Ghirahim: COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!
  • Zant: Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?
  • Ghirahim: Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....
  • Zant: Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!
  • Ghirahim: Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?
  • Zant: Like, that white thing over there?
  • Cucco: ((Waddles about))
  • Ghirahim: YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!
  • Zant: So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!
  • Ghirahim: Prepare to die, small white fowl!
  • Ghirahim: ((Attacks the cucco))
  • Zant: For the horde!
  • Zant: ((Also attacks the cucco))
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  • Zant: RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!
  • Ghirahim: DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!
  • Zant: WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?
  • Ghirahim: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!
  • Zant: OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!
  • Golden Cucco: ((Slams into Zant's face))
  • Ghirahim: ZANT NO!
  • Zant: SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!
  • System message: Cucco forces have defeated Zant!
  • Ghirahim: ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!
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  • Ganondorf: You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?
  • Ghirahim: M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!
  • Ganondorf: What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!
  • Ghirahim: No, it's even worse than that! It's-
  • ???: COCK A DOODLE DO!
  • Ghirahim: OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!
  • Cuccos: ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))
  • Ghirahim: CUCCOS! CUCCOS!
  • Ganondorf: Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!
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  • Ganondorf: EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!
  • Ghirahim: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!
  • Ganondorf: ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))
  • Ganondorf: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!
  • Ghirahim: FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH
  • System message: Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!
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  • Impa: So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-
  • Soldier: Emergency, emergency!
  • Zelda: What is it?
  • Soldier: It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!
  • Impa: Impossible, no army could move so quickly!
  • Soldier: No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!
  • Zelda: Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?
  • Ganondorf: ((Busts through a wall))
  • Soldier: OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!
  • Impa: Back, fiend!
  • Ganondorf: IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!
  • Zelda: What?
  • Proxi: We're here!
  • Link: ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))
  • Ganondorf: SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!
  • Zelda: What are you even talking about?
  • Soldier: Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-
  • Cuccos: COCK A DOODLE DOO!
  • Soldier: AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH
  • System message: Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!
  • Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!
  • Ganondorf: YES!
  • Zelda: ....Hey, you.
  • Impa: We're surrounded, what should we do?
  • Zelda: Impa....
  • Zelda: ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))
  • Impa: Yes?
  • Zelda: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!
  • Zelda: ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))
  • Impa: FUUUUUUUUUUU-
  • System message: Cucco forces have defeated Impa!
  • Zelda: Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!
  • Proxi: We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!
  • Golden Cucco: C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘
  • Ganondorf: I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!
  • Zelda: No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!
  • Proxi: Let's do that then!
  • Zelda: By our powers combined....
  • Ganondorf: WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!
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  • Ganondorf: OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!
  • Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!
  • Proxi: Welp, this is it buddy.
  • Link: ?
  • Proxi: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!
  • Link: !
  • Proxi: ((Flies away and abandons everyone))
  • Link: ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))
  • Ganondorf and Zelda: FUUUUUUUUU-
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 7)
  • "I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well."
  • "Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere."
  • "If she really knows the truth, she deserves you."
  • "Never again will I kiss you, never again will I want to."
  • "After today then there's nothing you owe me."
  • "I'm so glad that you came, I needed someone who loves me."
  • "Don't try to talk yourself into this love."
  • "You can't try to stay, you either will or you won't."
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry."
  • "I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now."
  • "I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave."
  • "I'm taking back what's mine."
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night."
  • "You're just a piece of meat to me."
  • "They say love grows, but I've only seen it die."
  • "I'm too young to feel like I'm runnin' out of time."
  • "I get so scared thinkin' I'll never get over you."
  • "Maybe I'll never get over you."
  • "I met someone new and now I'm scared to go all the way."
  • "I can't get through to you."
  • "I can calm you."
  • "I'm out of my mind; think you can wait?"
  • "I won't make trouble."
  • "I'll try, but I couldn't be better."
  • "Stay with me among the strangers."
  • "Hold on, what's the rush? We're not done, are we?"
  • "You can stay one more hour... can you stay one more hour?"
  • "You know I'm gonna find a way to let you have your way with me."
  • "You know I'm gonna find a time to catch your hand and make you stay."
  • "I'll be here when it's all done you know."
  • "What's the point in chasing if I can't enjoy your face?"
  • "I don't care what clothes you wear, it's time to love and I don't care."
  • "And if I was running, you'd be the one who I would be running to."
  • "I am not lying, I am just trying to find my way in to you."
  • "Love everything you do when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • "I wanna ride my bike with you."
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife."
  • "I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say."
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • "There's a little bit of heaven in everyone."
  • "Love will lead us all to smithereens."
  • "Everybody knows the world's about to end."
  • "I know those pretty actresses are calling your name."
  • "I'll be here waiting, I'll always be the same."
  • "You were supposed to be there by my side."
  • "When you say that you want me, I just don't believe it."
  • "You're always ready to give up."
  • "What if I need you, baby? Would you even try to save me?"
  • "I'm so sick of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything."
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?"
  • "Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me."
  • "I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared."
  • "Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?"
  • "Have you given up?"
  • "I used to be a little bit shy."
  • "Speaking up to you about my emotions has always been hard."
  • "Don't let me stop you from doing what you want to do."
  • "Just don't pretend that you're into me."
  • "You tell me that I'm beautiful, but that could be a lie."
  • "What if I'm fallin' for a heartbreaker?"
  • "I'm always watchin' for someone to show their darker side."
  • "I was young, but I wasn't naive."
  • "My love for you was blind, but I couldn't make you see it."
  • "I loved you more than you'll ever know."
  • "A part of me died when I let you go."
  • "Chasing after you is like a fairytale."
  • "It’s all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love."
  • "I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone."
  • "I've made more mistakes than you can count."
  • "Are you too nervous to be lovers?"
  • "Friendship's ruined with just one kiss."
  • "I can't keep starin' at your mouth without wonderin' how it tastes."
  • "I'm with another boy and he tried to win my heart, but it's taken."
  • "I'm giving you the lead."
  • "I won't make the move, you must make the move."
  • "Don't second-guess your feelings, you were right from the start."
  • "I notice she's your lover, but she's nowhere near your heart."
  • "I think it's very dangerous if we do not take what's ours."
  • "I'm winning you with words because I have no other way."
  • "I'd love to look into your face without your eyes turning away."
  • "I’d call you up but I know you’re not alone."
  • "Maybe all that we were meant to be is beautifully unfinished."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish you’d go away."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish that you would stay."
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up."
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "Remember all the things we wanted?"
  • "All our memories, they're haunted."
  • "We were always meant to say goodbye."
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you, now I can't stop."
  • "You couldn't have loved me better, but I want you to move on."
  • "I know that you'll find another that doesn't always make you wanna cry."
  • "I love you enough to let you go."
  • "I grow fonder every day."
  • "God only knows why it's taken me so long to let my doubts go."
  • "I don't know why I'm scared, I've been here before."
  • "You never know if you never try to forgive your past and simply be mine."
  • "Will I ever know how it feels to hold you close?"
  • "I dare you to let me be your one and only."
  • "Give me the chance to prove that I'm the one."
  • "I know it ain't easy, giving up your heart."
  • "That basic bitch leaves finally."
  • "Was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "She’s getting on my nerves."
  • "You don’t love her."
  • "Loving her seems tiring."
  • "I know you don't think that I am trying."
  • "A girl like you is impossible to find."
  • "I always swore to you I'd never fall apart."
  • "I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start."
  • "I can tell how much you hate this and deep down inside you know it's killin' me."
  • "Nothing I can say would change anything."
  • "Such young love, but something in me knew that it was real."
  • "I live through pictures as if I was right there by your side."
  • "You’ll be good without me and if I could just give it some time, I’ll be alright."
  • "I didn't think it'd happen, but I guess it had to happen."
  • "I want you back here, can't you see?"
  • "Gonna take more than just time."
  • "I know I did you wrong, but now it's said and done and I'm sorry."
  • "Yeah I took and broke your heart and your world was torn apart, but I'm sorry."
  • "Touch me when the lights go off... but don't fall in love."
  • "Babe, there's something tragic about you, something so magic about you."
  • "There's something lonesome about you."
  • "You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away."
  • "I don't want to play no games."
  • "I'm tired of always chasing."
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways, whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I wish I didn't care all the time."
  • "All I ever wanted was a simple way to get over you."
  • "I don't believe you when you say you don't need me anymore."
  • "Don't pretend to not love me at all."
  • "The passion's there so it's gotta be right, right?"
  • "Don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you."
  • "All you ever did was wreck me."
  • "I just wanted you to let me in."
  • "I thought you were my best friend."
  • "You're not the girl I once knew."
  • "It's such an evil thing to watch someone have jealousy."
  • "Nobody wins when you're full of envy."
  • "I was always happy when I was watchin' you become a star, but you were only happy when the world was openin' up my scars."
  • "You sold yourself for your fame."
  • "Did you really mean the words that you said?"
  • "Show me the truth."
  • "I should have told you, but I never had the courage and I thought you really wouldn’t understand."
  • "Tell me, are you who I thought you were or who I wanted you to be?"
  • "Why do I feel so deceived? Guess I believed what I wanted to believe."
  • "You're the only one who knows exactly what I mean." "You're not what I expected."
  • "You're the only one who knows how to handle me."
  • "You're such a great kisser and I know that you agree."
  • "I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between your legs and said it was small 'cause its really not at all."
  • "I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down just to keep you around, 'cause the day that you realize how amazing you are you're gonna leave me."
  • "I will not make the same mistakes that you did."
  • "I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery."
  • "Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me."
  • "You should have known better than to lean on me."

I love that Killian Jones has managed to prove himself a survivor to the point where it’s like “Hook’s gonna die!” and instead of freaking out the entire fandom is just like “yeah I KNOW it’s gonna be EPIC I cannot WAIT!”

because we all know there’s no way he’d stay dead, he’s Killian bloody Jones, and if he has to fight his way through the entire Underworld and defy a few laws of nature in order to get back to Emma then that is exactly what he’ll do.

  • Me: I'm just going to poke around the Gravity Falls tag before this new episode-
  • Them: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN *screaming and panicking* BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL *reaction posts as they wait* STANFORD AND THE PORTAL STANFORD AND THE PORTAL *screaming off in the distance* We're all gonna die... Spare us Alex... BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PORTAL???? IS DIPPER OR MABEL OR EITHER OF THE STANS GOING TO BE OK WHATS-
  • Me: ...Business as usual I see