BTS as things my mother has said/done
- Jin: Was proposed to by three separate men by the time she was 19
- Suga: "I broke up with your dad to go out with this other guy because he was funnier, but your dad stepped his game up and now we're here"
- Namjoon: "Oh god, all my children are hoes...."
- Hoseok: "I was supposed to go to a job interview but I woke up and decided to go to the beach instead. Got the job though"
- V: Once brought butter cookies to a frat party
- Jimin: A man at a gas station gave her a box full of plastic gloves because she was apparently too pretty to be touching the handle of the gas pump
- Jungkook: *immediately after having her hip replaced* "So when can I go to the gym?"