mrkitty-cat  asked:

My Robo-Dude exploded after the 236 chorus of the spongebob squarepants theme song, any suggestions?

Dear joshandpizza,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding Dr. Wondertainment’s Robo-Dude™! We appreciate you and your alternate self’s concerns!

Unfortunately, we cannot help you here. Though he hosts a variety of features, Dr. Wondertainment’s Robo-Dude™ does not sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme, as no partnership between Wondertainment Enterprises and Nickelodeon Studios has been established to allow such an action to be implemented.

We suspect you may have received a modified version of our product. Have you double-checked to see that you received you order from us? Malicious anartists imitators are known to exist!