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RECIPE TO GET ATTRACTIVE OLDER MEN

I’LL SHOW YOU MY MASTER PLAN:

1.- KIDNAP ALL TEENAGERS AND BOYS BETWEEN 17-30 YEARS OLD.

2.- KEEP THEM ON BARRELS FOR 20 YEARS (like good wine)

3.- TADA! WE HAVE OUR PERFECT OLDER MEN.

Extra.- (experts only) IF YOU POUR TEA ON THE BARRELS YOU’LL GET BRITISH WELL-DRESSED and ELEGANT OLDER MEN.

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