captain america is not here to lead the country. i’m here to serve it. if i’m a captain, then i’m a soldier. not of any military branch, but of the people. years ago, in simpler times, this suit and shield were created as a symbol to help make america the land it’s supposed to be. | insp.
watching him dance in the studio then pulling you to the middle of the floor and making you dance with him
him grumbling but secretly liking it when you interrupt him dancing
“oo y/n, what are you doing here?”
“i missed you”
*pretends to be all huffy and puffy but smiles when his back is turned to you*
sleeping at the studio with him
^ including cuddling for warmth
just smiling and observing him dance
carries things for you into the apartment like groceries and bags and stuff bc he doesn’t want you to get hurt
gets butterflies when he sees you walk into the room
“how are you?”
IT WOULD TAKEN HIM A LOT OF COURAGE TO ASK YOU OUT
dongmin ends up doing it for him
“hey.. minhyuk wants to know if you want to go out with him”
his natural hands are either always placed around your shoulder or your waist, there is no other place
hE ALWAYS TRIES TO INVITE JINWOO OR DONGMIN OR MOONBIN ON YOUR DATES BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS LIKE YOU NEED TO DO THINGS FOR YOURSELF BUDDY
when he warms up to you, he’ll start to randomly visit you and randomly surprise you with coffee and wRAP HIS ARMS AROUND YOUR TORSO AND CLASP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND KISS YOUR NECK WHILE TELLING HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU
standing over your shoulder and watching your nimble fingers text him while he’s standing right there without your knowledge
likes to kiss your hand then your jawline
cleaning WITHOUT you having to ask
coming home to food already on the table
“mmm” just as he slides out your chair for you
chivalry is absolutely not dead while dating minhyuk if you haven’t noticed
minhyuk always trying to pay for food when you two dine out
buying you balloons, stuffed animals, and toys when you two are at a carnival
*he kisses you on the cheek*
he’ll always keep an eye on you even when you’re not together like texting your parents and your friends just to make sure you’re safe
yOUR SELFIES BEING SO CUTE LIKE HIM MAKING A POKER FACE AND YOU TRYING TOO BUT YOU CAN SEE HIM TICKLE YOU IN THE CORNER OF THE PICTURE SO IT ENDS UP COMING OUT WITH JUST YOU SMILING SO MUCH
him watching you sleep and thinking about how much he loves you
never taking it to the next step without your full understanding and permission
him messing with your hair like dragging it across your face randomly and playing with it
helping him style his own hair
minhyuk flipping through channels on the tv as you fall asleep laying on his chest
him then carrying you to bed and laying you down as softly as he can so he makes sure to not wake you up
waking up to him dancing in the living room
“good morning y/n!”
you just leaning against the doorframe of your bedroom in his oversized clothes and just smiling at how lucky you are to be with someone that cares as much as he does about you
wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
bitch you cray!!!
damn that elephant fine as hell
so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
mr. and mrs. mayor:
jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
fuck yall i do what i want
mr. and mrs mayor:
well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
bitch u right. go take drugs.
k. ima go ham tho
lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
by the way did i mention im a sadist??
hey im sexy now wanna get down
hush im picking flowers
always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
why the fuck would i do that
ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
god this sucks
oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
Where Is Paradise
fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
oh also i found your dumb clover
oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
mr and mrs mayor:
well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
Spoilers ahead (post tagged as such), random thoughts/speculations/reactions of mine a.k.a not my usual analysis-type posts: I knew Kamui & Co. would be back in this arc, I just didn’t know it would be this fast!
The Harusame were divided after the Rakuyou arc. Half went with Utsuro, the other half didn’t. How they reorganized themselves is anyone’s guess; if they reorganized as one force (under the 7th Division’s lead, I’d bet on) or stayed loyal to their respective commanders who remained behind. I’ve always thought that their only reasons for returning to Earth wouldn’t be to protect it because they have no ties to it or any reason worth risking their lives for. Rather, they would return to deal with the other half of the Harusame. The Three Two Ominous Stars, possibly to return the favour to Joui4 for sparing them in battle (I bet we’ll see them again; old enemies have a habit of popping up unexpectedly or coincidentally). Perhaps they may all uphold their alliance with the Kiheitai, who have now decided to enter the war (which naturally drags in other people on the basis of agreements and treaties).
As for Umibozu, Kamui, and even Abuto I’d wager, the biggest reason of all is Kagura, as expected. So far, we’ve only seen Kamui, but those two probably aren’t far behind (well, Abuto will naturally be with Kamui, and Umibozu is probably going to make an appearance). Another reason is to deal with the Yato tribe that landed there with the Liberation Army, as we’ve just seen (what I gathered, anyway). But they all ought to be quaking under their umbrellas now, because attacking a strong girl with a stronger, very protective father and a stronger, less-estranged older brother…well, you just made the war very personal.
I really hope we’ll see more of the Yato tribe (and female Yato members, please) and gain additional insight into their culture, history, hierarchy, etc. Can’t wait to find out when the Hi Wa Mata Noboru group releases the translated chapter with answers to some questions of mine.
I think the thing that hurts the most is when you find someone who you just blend so beautifully with. Your relationship is wonderful and full of happiness. You love each other, you’re willing to fight for each other. But there’s this one thing, this one factor that keeps you apart. Maybe your families are keeping you apart. Maybe the distance is too much. Maybe you’re both going to college and there’s not enough time no matter how hard you try. It sucks, doesn’t it? You’re so in love and all you want to do is be with that person and make sure that you’re there to hold them at night after a long day and to wake them up with kisses in the morning. You want to be the end all, the one. You believe with everything you have that they could be the one, that your connection is strong enough to last for lifetimes. And yet there’s that one factor. It’s not saying that you can NEVER be together. Maybe you can just pause your relationship and come back when you can give one another what you deserve. But why? Why do you both have to suffer? Why can’t things just run smoothly? Why can’t I just come home to you every single night for the rest of my life, for as long as our love shall live?
Ayyy got tickets for The National!! I’m so happy I can’t wait see those dads and get alcoholic beverages thrown at me again (though maybe I’ll bring goggles this time. last time on the el vy tour i got some in my eye and it burned like a motherfucker - it definitely wasn’t wine). Anyways - there’ll be a small dadapalooza reunion with @waste-land@friendsandfiends and ofc @minotaurtears and me, except for different dads and without shitty festival bullshit this time!!!