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Kana has much to learn and Nina will later have consequences to face

context is somewhere in here

I think y’all shouldn’t freak out too much over this extended promo. Yes, things are getting serious, but I still wouldn’t even call it ‘fighting’?? It’s not like they’re shouting. They’re just… talking. Calmly. And if Zoe’s liked tweets are anything to go by, then yes, it is about Shadowhunters-Downworlders business. I think Matt or one of the writers once said that Alec’s gonna learn how to balance his work and relationship and this is exactly what begins in this scene - he’ll soon realize that both work and relationship is important, but first off, he cannot let one of this affect the other. 

+ We all know Freeform likes to mess things up. I don’t have time to make gifs and show my exact point, but this shoot of Alec after Magnus said “get out” is cut out from another part of this scene. You can see there Magnus talking and I doubt he says something else after “get out”. Which makes me feel like Magnus doesn’t say “get out” right after Alec’s “Magnus, come on”. Actually, I wouldn’t be so sure if Alec says that after "Do you not trust my word?”. Dialogues in promos are pretty fucked up. 

So… yeah. It’s gonna be okay, they’ll work it out


DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-

So there’s a guy at my church who’s a hobbyist lockpicker, and I finally asked him to give me a lesson because hey, who doesn’t want to learn how to pick locks?

Answer: EVERYONE WHO WALKED BY US WHILE HE WAS GIVING ME A LESSON.  This conversation happened multiple times:

Them: What are you doing???

Me: Learning how to pick locks!

Them: Why???

Me + him: Why not???

Update: my phone autocorrects kalteswagger to kale swagger

My Own Private Gym - Part 5

(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4)

During the entire ride back to her place, Kara had been trying not to cry. She felt like she didn’t have the right to do that in Lena’s car, it was a weird thing to think, but she couldn’t explain her thought process even if she tried.

Fishing her cellphone out of her bag, Kara shot Alex a text message saying, ‘Please, wake up. I’m flying over, I need to talk something over with you.’

After being dropped off at her apartment building, Kara bolted up the stairs and changed into her Supergirl suit so she could fly over to Alex’s place. 

Getting into her sister’s apartment through an open window, she called softly, “Alex?” Her voice already starting to break.

“Hey,” Alex yawned, walking out of her bedroom still wearing her pajamas, rubbing the sleep off her eyes. “What’s u-” Before Alex could finish her question, she felt Kara pulling her into a tight hug. 

The moment Alex felt Kara start sobbing, she frowned, but instead of asking what was wrong, she just held her sister, rubbing small gentle circles on her back and whispering reassurances that everything would be okay.

A few minutes later, Kara had calmed down enough to talk. “Please don’t get angry at me…” she started, making Alex increasingly confused, “..I-I think I like Lena.” 

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Monthy Self-Rec: April Edition

Rounding up everything I’ve written in February as part of the monthly self rec to celebrate everything I’ve created in March! If you’ve created something this month, write a post about it and we’ll celebrate with you!

build me up from bones - fem!Eight/Rose, all ages, 7561 words

Rose and the Doctor try to figure out what to do in the face of Rose’s memory loss and what comes next for the two of them.

Part two of the “memories lost, love found” series


life leaves its marks - Tentoo/Rose, all ages, 100 words (LLS admin fill)

The Doctor discovers a new mark on Rose while cuddling one night.


the gravity of stars and souls - Nine/Rose soulmates UA, all ages, 557 words (LLS admin fill)

The soulmark on the inside of the Doctor’s wrist comes to life when he grabs Rose’s hand in that department store basement.


moments of peace - Betty/Mercier bakery AU, all ages, 483 words (LLS admin fill)

Betty enjoys the time she spends alone in her little bakery before opening for the day. One morning, she forgets to lock the door and her solitude is interrupted but she finds she doesn’t mind the intrusion when it comes in the form of Jean-François.


light me up - Twelve/Clara, all ages, 342 words

The Doctor takes Clara to Paris to see it all lit up at night but things do not go according to plan.


kill of the night - Dark Bad Wolf Rose fic, teen, 566 words

She likes it when they run. (please note content warnings on fic)


lost - Eight/Rose, all ages, 100 words

an evening in - Nine/Rose, all ages, 262 words (LLS admin fill)

The Doctor doesn’t really know how he agreed to a movie night with Rose but he finds there is no other way he’d rather spend his evening.


budding love -  Ten/Rose flowershop AU, all ages 808 words (LLS admin fill)

 It’s a normal Tuesday, which means Rose’s favorite customer should be coming into the shop.


a hand to hold - Hardy/Rose, all ages, 190 words, (LLS admin fill)

Holding hands in public is a new thing for them.


fragments - Clara-centric, all ages, 390 words

Sometimes, Clara can remember bits of all the lives she’s lived, all the echoes that she made herself into once upon a time.


honey - Rose-centric, post doomsday, 122 words

pretty and poisonous - Jenny/Vastra, all ages, 130 words (LLS admin fill)

If she’s a flower, she’s a deadly one.


varying definitions of art - original piece, 300 words, teen (please note content warnings on fic)

Writing Meme Responses: 179 words

Ten/Rose + soulmate AU

Fem!Ten/Rose + ‘i kinda accidentally took a nap on you even though you’re a stranger’

Total word count for the month: 11,960

Total word count for the year: 37,385

[all monthly self-rec posts]

literal transcript of a 5sos interview | 3
  • Q: What would you say to a talking cow?
  • Michael: The first thing I'd have to say to a talking cow would have to be... "Moo."
  • *Luke, Calum, & Ashton all at once*
  • Luke: Uh
  • Calum: Wait
  • Ashton: Well I think yeah, thats a smart move. Speaking it's language.
  • Michael: *laughing*
  • Luke: What if the cow said to me though– what do I– like if they said something–
  • Ashton: *interrupting Luke* Well the cow said "moo" so don't like–
  • Calum: *interrupting Ashton* No, No. It's talking. It's talking English.
  • Michael: *interruping Calum* If a cow said, "hello" to you, you would say, "moo."
  • Luke: You definitely wouldn't say "moo"
  • Calum: You wouldn't, You would be like. *mimics surprised movement*
  • Michael: (getting louder) You would say "Moo"
  • Ashton: (at the same time as Michael) You would be like–
  • Michael: You're not going to speak english to it!
  • Ashton: You're not going to go "hi cow." You're gonna go... "Moo"
  • Luke: *laughing* Not if it says "hello" first!
  • Ashton: *voiced raised* It's not gonna say "hello!" It's a cow Luke.
  • Luke & Calum: But its a talking cow though
  • Calum: It comes up to you, "Hey mate how ya goin?"
  • Ashton: Oh is it Australian? "G'day mate."
  • Luke: *laughing* Assuming it's Australian
  • Michael: The question needs more details.
  • Luke: I mean
  • Calum: More details
  • Ashton: We'll get back to this. But when I do meet a talking cow, I'll let you all know what happens.

SO I WENT to the new doctor AND IT ALL WORKED OUT REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT I’m so relieved ahhhhhhhhh

I was SO scared and anxious on my way there like honestly so scared. but then turns out this doctor is really nice, knows his stuff, is competent (!!!!!) wrt trans stuff, and will continue with my hormone therapy. 

He did ask about a psych letter and told me I need one, but since I’ve already been on t for nearly a year he’ll continue and I should get the letter while that is happening. so that’s good. (I knew I needed to get it anyways for surgery reasons)

Annnnd then the nurse nearly gave me the quintuple dose of testo :’D but I noticed it in time. she opened all five of the lil ampules and I only need one. She said she’d have checked before injecting it anyways so like. 

What if the next episode is just Steven attempting to get Eyeball to rocket him back to the moon base but it turns out directing someone from inside a bubble in zero gravity is really difficult

Wednesday To-Do

gotta stay on track my dudes (one more week!!!)

  • Take a much needed nap until 2:30-45
  • Work on 2nd animation for slang booklet (work in gallery??)
  • Continue to work on slang booklet layout
  • Dinner
  • ((TAKE EVERYTHING WITH YOU TO LAB PLEASE –paper, ink, paint (art box), thread, needle, etc., and scotcheroos :3 ))
  • Render animation
  • Finish booklet layout, including places for illustrations
  • Put in 3-5 illustrations (sketches at least??)
  • Print booklet; two-three spreads on good paper, rest on normal
  • Bind booklet
  • Work on finishing illustrations for booklet

hopefully I’ll get some sleep tonight :)


Plastic food and water bowls can harbor bacteria and mold, even if they’re cleaned regularly. The porous surface and scratches from regular use or chewing are safe havens for bacteria that can hurt your dog.

Stainless steel or ceramic bowls, because of their solid, smooth surface texture, are a better choice. They should still be cleaned regularly with soap and scrubbing to prevent a buildup of biofilm, which are tough bacteria colonies that resist removal from simple rinsing.