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4x08: The Episode of Legendary DE Smut - Recap
  • SMUTTY PERFECTION
  • THAT WILL HAUNT ME IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT
  • DAMON’S SHIRT
  • DAMON’S SHIRT ON ELENA
  • (I’ll calm down now. A Little. Maybe.)
  • Happy DE = Happy Damon = Happy Casey/fandom
  • I love Elena’s dress. My wardrobe is full of pretty dresses
  • That heartbreaking moment when Damon realizes the sire bond is real. I never want to see Damon sad again
  • I like Hayley. Please don’t let her be evil.
  • Shane however is definitely evil. He can gtfo
  • Just keep protecting Tyler against Shane, Hayley and you’re doing great
  • 1942 makes me incredibly freaking happy. 
  • History porn
  • 1 in a million. And Damon has sired two? Am I the only one having trouble with that?
  • “Name one thing that you asked her to do and haven’t gotten.”
  • THERE IS A WHOLE FANDOM THAT CAN LIST THOSE EXAMPLES
  • LEXIE. MY BB LEXIE
  • Charlotte…is weird
  • “Then why are you still here?”
  • “That’s a really long time stuck listening to the same song.”
  • Stefan’s tone. Stefan’s face. I love it when Stefan’s being like that. 
  • I really love the girls laughing and having fun.
  • And just like that we’re back to square one. *grumbles*
  • Sacrifice of 12 human souls
  • Shane needs 12 unsired hybrids
  • SHIT
  • What is it about Caroline that makes her a magnet for the sadistic kidnappers? JFC
  • “Being sire doesn’t mean you feel differently about someone”
  • Hallelujah voice of reason Tyler
  • The bond affects how you act, not how you feel"
  • “A vampire only bonds to her sire when she has feelings for him. Before she turns, human feelings.”
  • It just keeps getting better and better
  • “The only way is to set her free. To live her life without you and never think of you again”
  • No No No.
  • Tyler. Whoa. Just. Whoa.
  • He’s definitely a better leader than Klaus. 
  • Brothers in uniform. *fans self*
  • “It might be good for you Damon, but it will destroy Stefan”
  • This summarizes so much of their turbulent past
  • STAY AWAY FROM THE EXPRESSION BONNIE. DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO EVIL CREEPY PROFESSOR SHANE’S PLANS.
  • I heard Phoebe’s Australian accent come out. Was I hearing things?
  • I wouldn’t want to anger a werewolf. 
  • “We are the beginning.” That line makes me so incredibly uneasy.
  • “I think he loves her as much as I do”
  • “He can’t be selfish with her” I like this throw back line a million times more
  • Don’t let her go Damon. Don’t. Just don’t.
  • Just fight it. 
  • “Does this feel wrong?”
  • They’re going to kill me. 
  • BE SELFISH DAMON.

And to sum it all up in the words from Sarah I received during all that “OH CHRIST THAT WAS HOT”

So as always, what did you think? An amazing episode for DE? Left you craving more?