we'll all be dead

anonymous asked:

honestly, we'll all probably die before supernatural does.

no no supernatural is gonna die first… then get resurrected the first episode of the next season. then die again. then get resurrected on a loophole. then “die” but the CW sells its soul to save it. then everyone comes up with theories about how the soulless!CW plot might go except they retcon it in the first 2 episodes of the next season.

…then supernatural dies again.

Logging in to tumblr after the new SnK spoilers hit like

Originally posted by mrthisbody

  • Gray: That Erza, she can fuss.
  • Natsu: Fuss, fuss… I think she like to scream at us.
  • Gray: Probably she means no harm.
  • Natsu: She’s really very short on charm.
  • Gray: You have a great gift for rhyme.
  • Natsu: Yes, yes, some of the time.
  • Erza: Enough of that!
  • Gray: Natsu, are there rocks ahead?
  • Natsu: If there are, we'll all be dead.
  • Erza: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
  • Natsu: Anybody want a peanut?
  • Randy: "The fate of the school lies on your shoulders. Now whatever you do. Don't. Push. This. Button. Because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. Now repeat back what I just said."
  • Carbuncle: "Squee."
  • Randy: "No! That's the button that'll kill everyone! Try again."
  • Carbuncle: "Squee."
  • Randy: "Mhm."
  • Carbuncle: "Squee?"
  • Randy: "Uh-huh."
  • Carbuncle: *points to button* "Squee!"
  • Randy: "NOOOO!"

—– “You know,” Alec began, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He’d stupidly dropped his box of contacts on the floor early that morning, resulting in him wearing his glasses out of fear that the floor-contacts were diseased with dirt and grime. Who knew what shit was on the floor of the firehouse. “I don’t work the night-shift a lot, but every time I do we end up getting called out for silly little things. You know like, drunk people telling us there’s a cat in a tree and it needs saving— which is exactly what happened. But, some other drunk person came up to me and asked if I was a stripper dressed as a firefighter. At least it made the night interesting, eh?” he huffed out, not necessarily amused.

some gintama jokes that have literally made me cry laughing:

  • no toilet paper
  • kondo marrying the gorilla princess
  • dicklicious
  • “turd has died”
  • zura ratting out gintoki for being a skinflint on his deathbed and tatsuma, who is fucking loaded, holding a grudge over five hundred yen for like ten years
  • shinsengumi and mimawarigumi teaming up to solve the murder of momotarou
  • swordfish dating sim
  • “poop your pants. now. if i don’t smell shit by the time this ride is over, i’ll kill you.”
  • shinpachi being used as a christmas tree and having pairs of glasses hang from his ears as ornaments
  • literally the entire guardian spirit arc
  • “i… im jogging”

I’m gonna have to assume that there were lions on Altea because otherwise… What the hell could Voltron have been based on?? Or did Alfor just one day wake up in the dead of night and go, “Oh shit I gotta build this robot.” 

Actually how did his royal advisors even react to Voltron lmfao were they all like, “Alfor? Sir?? What the hell are you building?” 

To which Alfor responded, “I’m building Robot Jesus.” 

And the advisors replied, “Yes we get that but- what is it based off of? We’ve never seen an animal quite like that.” 

“It’s a lion.”

“The fuck is a lion?”

anonymous asked:

Hellooo, cinnamon roll, hope you're having a great weekend, rest a lot and prepare yourself 💕 Monday we'll all be dead after DNA and HER

THANK U A LOT AND IM SO HYPE FOR THE COMEBACK, IM READY!!!! (And for the other ask, no i dont mind this nickname, i love nicknames ;0;)

  • Frisk: That Papyrus, he can *fuss*.
  • Sans: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us*.
  • Frisk: Probably he means no *harm*.
  • Sans: He's really very short on *charm*.
  • Frisk: You have a great gift for rhyme.
  • Sans: Yes, yes, some of the time.
  • Papyrus: Enough of that.
  • Frisk: Sans, are there rocks ahead?
  • Sans: If there are, we'll all be dead.
  • Papyrus: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
  • Sans: Anybody want a peanut?
  • Papyrus: NYEEEEEEHHHHHH!
Piano Class at school
  • Kid: *plays g note*
  • Me: When I was a young boy
  • my father took me into the city
  • to see a marching band
  • He said
  • son, when you grow up
  • Would you be the savior of the broken
  • The beaten, and the damned?
  • He said, will you defeat them
  • Your demons and all the non-believers?
  • The plans that they have made?
  • Because one day I'll leave you
  • A phantom to lead you in the summer
  • To join the black parade
  • When I was a young boy
  • My father took me into the city
  • To see a marching band
  • He said, son, when you grow up
  • You will be the savior of the broken
  • The beaten, and the damned?
  • Sometimes I get the feeling
  • She's watching over me
  • And other times I feel like I should go
  • And through it all
  • The rise and fall
  • The bodies in the streets
  • And when you're gone, we want you all to know
  • We'll carry on, we'll carry on
  • And though you're dead and gone, believe me
  • Your memory will carry on
  • We'll carry on
  • And in my heart I can't contain it
  • The anthem won't explain it
  • A world that sends you reeling
  • From decimated dreams
  • Your misery and hate will kill us all
  • So paint it black
  • And take it back
  • Let's shout it loud and clear
  • Defiant to the end
  • We hear the call
  • To carry on
  • We'll carry on
  • And though you're dead and gone, believe me
  • Your memory will carry on
  • We'll carry on
  • And though you're broken and defeated
  • Your weary widow marches
  • On and on, we carry through the fears
  • (Oh, oh, oh)
  • Disappointed faces of your peers
  • (Oh, oh, oh)
  • Take a look at me
  • 'Cause I could not care at all
  • Do or die
  • You'll never make me
  • Because the world
  • Will never take my heart
  • You can try
  • You'll never break me
  • We wanna all
  • We want to play this part
  • Won't explain
  • Or say I'm sorry
  • I'm unashamed
  • I'm gonna show my scar
  • Give a cheer
  • For all the broken
  • Listen here
  • Because it's who we are
  • I'm just a man
  • I'm not a hero
  • Just a boy who had to sing this song
  • I'm just a man
  • I'm not a hero
  • I don't care
  • We'll carry on
  • We'll carry on
  • And though your dead and gone, believe me
  • Your memory will carry on
  • We'll carry on
  • And though you're broken and defeated
  • Your weary widow marches on
  • Do or die
  • You'll never make me
  • Because the world
  • Will never take my heart
  • You can try
  • You'll never break me
  • We wanna know
  • We want to play this part
  • Do or die (we'll carry on)
  • You'll never make me (we'll carry on)
  • Because the world (we'll carry on)
  • Will never take my heart
  • You can try
  • You'll never break me
  • We wanna all
  • We want to play this part (we'll carry on)
  • Kid: *plays beginning to goner*
  • Me: I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I want to be known by you,
  • I want to be known by you.
  • I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I want to be known by you,
  • I want to be known by you.
  • Though I'm weak and beaten down,
  • I'll slip away into this sound,
  • The ghost of you is close to me,
  • I'm inside-out, you're underneath.
  • I've got two faces, blurry's the one I'm not,
  • I've got two faces, blurry's the one I'm not,
  • I need your help to take him out,
  • I need your help to take him out.
  • Though I'm weak and beaten down,
  • I'll slip away into this sound,
  • The ghost of you is close to me,
  • I'm inside-out, you're underneath.
  • Though I'm weak and beaten down,
  • I'll slip away into this sound,
  • The ghost of you is close to me,
  • I'm inside-out, you're underneath.
  • Don't let me be gone.
  • Don't let me be gone.
  • Don't let me be gone.
  • Don't let me be gone.
  • Don't let me be.
  • Don't let me be.
  • (Ah, yeah)
  • I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I'm a goner, somebody catch my breath,
  • I want to be known by you,
  • I want to be known by you.
  • Kid: let me play piano in peace!
  • Yusuke: You've gotta hand it to him, when Hiei's feeling serious he really lets ya know.
  • Kurama: With this technique mastered his power is overwhelming indeed. We'll have to stay on his good side.
  • Yusuke: Hell, he didn't say how long he'd hibernate, maybe we'll all be dead when he wakes up and it won't be an issue.
  • Koenma: That's a cheery way to think, Yusuke. I can tell you've dealt with all your problems.