we will stop time

North Korea just announced they’re going to mercilessly attack the United States. The city at the top of their list? San Diego.

Guess which military base my brother is at on a business trip right now? Go ahead and guess.

San Diego.

I’m going to vomit.

“STOP, I’M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!! PLEASE HELP! PLEASE!!”

anonymous asked:

Why hello, Zippy! A friend of mine said you wanted a love letter, and I'm not the best writer, that's Gwen, but she showed me your art and -- gosh, I've never seen anything like it! With that kinda talent you could run Art Camp! My friend says you're one of the nicest people on tumblr and I sure do believe it! I think you're real neat, and I'd love to be your friend if that's a-okay with you. Please stop by Camp Campbell any time! I think we have a spare tent in the attic . . . Love, David :)

lets be cbfl’s- this was the perfect letter, thank you so much! (ABYD I’m crying again ily whoever wrote this)

anonymous asked:

When I was little kid my mum literally had to chase me around the house with a hairbrush in the mornings just to get my absurdly long, bird's nest looking hair semi-presentable before school and basically what I'm getting at here is: imagine Kaiba and Mokuba

I’m experienced too in running from relatives because the brush hurts and I can just picture Seto trying to hold Mokuba still while he at least untangles the worst of it and Mokuba trying to get away

“It hurts brother!”

“If you hadn’t ran we’d have more time and it’d hurt less and stop twisting around!”

Here is an Emily update for those of you who care!

I moved to Boston this week! And it took fifty thousand years to get here. We took a 16ft truck, towed my car, and had my dog with me in the cab of the truck the entire time (which means we had to drive slower and stop frequently)

I love my apartment so much. I have so much to unpack but I’m so glad to be roommates with @iknowplaces13 and can’t wait to get each of the rooms decorated and looking cute!

My mom’s flight back home is tomorrow and I’m really sad to say goodbye. It’s so different than last time for some reason. Change is scary but really exciting. I can’t wait to see what this next chapter has in store for me!

Negative feelings are in you, not in reality. So stop trying to change reality. That’s crazy! Stop trying to change the other person. We spend all our time and energy trying to change external circumstances, trying to change our spouses, our bosses, our friends, our enemies, and everybody else. We don’t have to change anything. Negative feelings are in you. No person on earth has the power to make you unhappy. There is no event, condition, situation, or person. Nobody told you this; they told you the opposite. That’s why you’re in the mess that you’re in right now. That is why you’re asleep. They never told you this. But it’s self-evident.

- Anthony de Mello

When you say a fandom is dead, it’s a bit of a blow to people who are still producing and enjoying work for that fandom. You’re basically saying what they’re doing doesn’t matter, doesn’t count, which might discourage them from continuing to participate.

If one person is creating content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If one person is consuming content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If two friends are chatting on skype about their OTPs, that’s fandom.

If someone doodles drawings of their favorite characters on a napkin, that’s fandom.

Just because someone is producing content for one fandom doesn’t mean they have to leave another.

Not every fandom can be the big, new, shiny and popular thing.

Not every fandom *should* be the big, new, shiny, and popular thing.

It’s okay to have small, tight-knit fandoms. They can be just as fulfilling and entertaining as the big ones.

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The Batkids aka Bruce Wayne has an adopting problem

hilaryduff: I am posting this on behalf of young girls, women, and mothers of all ages. I’m enjoying a vacation with my son after a long season of shooting and being away from him for weeks at a time over those months. Since websites and magazines love to share ‘celeb flaws’ - well I have them! My body has given me the greatest gift of my life: Luca, 5 years ago. I’m turning 30 in September and my body is healthy and gets me where I need to go. Ladies, lets be proud of what we’ve got and stop wasting precious time in the day wishing we were different, better, and unflawed. You guys (you know who you are!) already know how to ruin a good time, and now you are body shamers as well. #kissmyass 😛✌🏻

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Added gag gem of Chantal Janzen’s last performance (dutch production) you might have missed so I translated this bit for y’all to enjoy! (x)

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this stream was a complete blast thank you so much to everyone who came and hung out!!! we got some real great work in lmao…..

darling, you are the one
born with galaxies and supernovas like fireworks in your eyes.
your fingers hold strength that mine will never know.
your bones carry prophecies that mine does not dare dream of.

i was only born
     with flower petals staining my cheeks pink
     and strange songs murmuring faintly in my heart. 
i was only born 
     with snatches of fool’s good trapped in my hair
     and gossamer tangled somewhere between my lungs and my ribs.

and darling, i do not mind
if your light is brighter
   your voice is louder 
   your steps are stronger

i have always known, after all, 
that your fate soars much higher than mine ever will
and it does not do to envy a demigod
                                               or an angel 
                                               or a hero
                                               or a friend. 

but darling, this i swear:
when they come for you
     (and they will, my darling,
     let’s not lie to ourselves
                          to each other)
i will grind my teeth into bloodlust fangs.
i will file my nails into tigers’ claws.

darling, this i swear:
i will make poisons of the flowers in my cheeks
and spiderwebs of the gossamer torn from my chest.
i will teach my heart to beat to the rhythm of a battle drum.

and this, this i swear:
i will make them all face 
the thin-edged broken glass
     s h a t t e r e d  p i e c e s
          of myself.

—  gods should fear when pretty little things goes to war ( j.p. )
Naruto couples attend a birthing class
  • Chouji: Providing snacks for his wife's unstopable cravings.
  • Karui: Crying in the corner because she thinks she's getting fat, while assaulting a bag of chips.
  • Naruto: Has three clones assisting Hinata to change positions while he holds her hand the whole time.
  • Hinata: Strongly embarrassed at having to spread legs in front of the entire class.
  • Sasuke: Pretends to find it annoying but has sharingan activated the whole time to remember everything.
  • Sakura: Glaring at Ino and doing her best at following instructions.
  • Sai: Follows all the instructions, including those for women.
  • Ino: Glaring at Sakura and doing her best at following instructions.
  • Shikamaru: Sleeps and snores.
  • Temari: Tries to pay attention, but later falls asleep, too.