about that 2d dream i had, i really need to make a post about it because it was wild
so me and 2d were old fishermen friends in antarctica in the far future (the middle was all melted because global warming i guess so antarctica was a huge ring of ice with old fashioned fishing villages? i guess). eventually the town leader of our fisher town said “alright we need 2 volunteers to go to the very middle of the south pole to look for treasure” so me and him went.
we went in the shittiest looking canoe possible and basically the entire time traveling was spent by me and him arguing with each other about how to spell “refrigerator”
we get to the very middle of the south pole and there’s nothing there except a giant endless void into the center of the earth causing massive storms. me and 2d were knocked out and somehow didnt die to this void and were still in this garbage canoe when we woke up. 2d was hit in the head with a dolphin??? and. was basically having a fever dream and screaming at me “GO SOUTH” even though there was no more south to even travel. i turn the canoe around and 2d jumps out in a fit of rage.
after that i dont remember much except diving into the void to get him and we both were transported back into our house by this void. except our house was a giant yacht. its weird.
so then im trying to make him comfortable because of his nasty fever dream. blankets, pillows, hot chocolate, you name it. he was unconcious until i laid a hand onto his forehead to check his temperature when his eyes flew open, and he started screaming. he suddenly grabs my leg, sprints out of the house and dives into the ocean, and back into the void (with me scramblig behind him basically immobile)
we’re transported into another universe this time instead of our house, in a weird enchanted forest. if you play world of warcraft, basically the glade up north in teldrassil thats filled with harpies. there’s a small village there with a bunch of witch looking people. 2d goes up to them really paniced and asks for their help on how to get to antarctica from there. the eldest witch lady smiles and says “ill tell you when you finish this quest for me. kill the purple tiger south of this tree, kill the demon in this pit of fire that is conventiently placed in front of our village (which i didnt notice til then) and then i will transport you back to antarctica.”
not much to it, we do this, 2d cries when we kill the tiger and makes a grave for it, lovingly dubbing it “gonorrhea the tiger”, we kill the demon, it has like a billion dollars on it so we stuff it in our pockets and look really fat because of it.
we waddle back to the witch and we give her proof that we did these things. she nods and says “ok, one more thing. you blue haired fella, stick your wjole hand in this girls mouth”
i start screaming in fear and 2d bursts into tears again and were both so defiant and would rather die than do this. i end up sticking my own hand in my mouth. i wake up after that and my hand is still in my mouth.
i was late for school irl and was feeling sick so i just stayed home. i blame my sickness on this weird dream i had and i genuinely am terrified of going back to sleep because of this