we take this very seriously

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Parvati and Lavender overuse the word “literally” so much that Padma starts making fun of them by misusing “figuratively” the same way. 

If Parvati says, “I’m literally going to kill Seamus,” Padma automatically answers, “I’m figuratively going to ask you what happened.” 

It’s cute and funny until it gets adopted into Padma’s regular speaking patterns. 

TFW Cheritz announces a Valentine’s Update to Mystic Messenger and said update is still unavailable

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anonymous asked:

At some point can you do a 10 texts/sexts list from which we'd try to guess who sent it, Viktor or Yuuri?

Top Ten Texts/Sexts From Viktor Or Yuuri:

10) Let’s be real number 10 on this list has to be all the nudes they presumably sent each other when they were still long distance because that was definitely a thing that happened (more on Viktor’s side than Yuuri’s because he was more confident about it and has much less shame but Yuuri definitely did it a few times as well)

9) “Wear red tonight, you know how much I like it” Phichit saw this one and decided he didn’t want to know

8) “Now you’ll be thinking of me even when you’re skating. You did want me to make you remember me after all” the context of which you can decide for yourselves

7) “I can’t decide when you’re more beautiful, when you’re skating or when you’re moaning under me. Maybe you should come to visit me and we can find out”

6) “I’ve been taking my language lessons very seriously” followed by a string of very explicit statements in the other’s language that shall remain untranslated

5) A picture of certain items that don’t need to be mentioned captioned ‘If you win today we can have some fun tonight’

4) “We don’t have practice tomorrow which means that tonight you can fuck me so hard I can’t walk”

3) “You seemed to enjoy being on top of the podium today but I think you’ll love it more when I’m on top of you tonight”

2) A picture of Yuuri on a bed in the Eros costume taken by Phichit that someone mentioned in a previous ask, because if you’re going to sext your long-distance boyfriend you need to do it with style and it’s a best friend’s responsibility to make sure Viktor was very regretful that he was still stuck in Russia

1) “You promised you’d kiss my gold medal if I won so you better be prepared to get down on your knees tonight to do it.” “Gold definitely isn’t going to be the only thing I’ll be kissing tonight” 

You want be friend with me. At first, I don’t let you. Because I don’t want to. I don’t want the same things happen again.

You did not give up. You try and try. Until I let you. Hey, buddies. Welcome to my world. My not super-anything-good world.

You trying to get my attention all the times. I see your effort there. Well, you got this. Now, you’re on my list that I want to love, care, and be myself. I let you see who am i. The real me. And since that, I don’t want to lose you. I want you to be with me. Always.

You funny. You weird. You annoying. You bored. You lovely. You protected. You’re sweet talker. And I fall in love with your words. You know what girl’s weakness is. Words. We take it very seriously when its about heart.

But it just for a few months. I though maybe you busy with your life. Or maybe you need a time. Or maybe you getting boring. I don’t know..

Until the days comes. You didn’t call me. You didn’t texting me. You ignore me. You confusing me. You left me. You did.

I ended up be a broken heart, again. I cry every night. And nobody cares. Is not what I want. Its you who give me a hope. A little hope. And maybe I was wrong too. Too much hoping.

I didn’t learn much what past has told me to. Until it repeat again and again. Same feeling, but different person. Maybe I was such easygoing person. And now, I’m not sure what it’s feel like after a broken to a broken again.

What am I sure is, things will get better. And I’ll be a stronger than before. I’ll not let anyone break my heart again, well I did. But never mind. It’s not that hurt. This scars will remains as a good lessons for me. I’m used to regret, but not anymore. It’s okay.

To the people who came for this kind of reason, I miss you. I hate you. And thank you.

hannahtheblah  asked:

I came across your stuff (totally in love) and I'm just... a bit... confused... about you and Rob B? Like, how did that entire... thing start... ? (so many ellipses) (*「・ω・)ン?

thanks! BUT I DON’T KNOW

so to finally figure it out, i’m going to sit down and actually go back to The Beginning and create a brief timeline wherein i try to work out what happened and when SO PREPARE YOURSELF (i’ll put it under a break for ur consideration)

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Weird tip of the day

Something I’ve been noticing I’ve been doing lately is that with my daydreams I’m having a cliché trend of the male love interest going gaga over my main character. This often ends up in me getting a crush in myself/my para, which is a weird situation but actually helps me out throughout the day.

Because I’m daydreaming one of my characters crushing over my main, I often times (quietly) verbally compliment my main, which kind of ends up as me complimenting my self due to my inability to imagine my main looking like anyone but me. But it seriously helps my self-esteem when I accidentally compliment my smile or my outfit or whatever. I even dressed up today (and I normally just wear my pajamas or a t-shirt and jeans multiple days in a row) and it has boosted my mood more than it should.

So basically, if your daydream involves someone crushing on your main or dating or whatever, compliment yourself! Do it mentally, verbally, in your art, wherever! Seriously, if you compliment yourself under the guise of one of your characters, you can’t even take it back. Do it!!!!!

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anonymous asked:

I'm going to be doing a study abroad to central Queensland university from one of the snowiest cities in America- any advice?

ohhh man. which campus are you at?? because there’s a lot of regional differences depending on where you’re visiting

  • if your campus is actually in queensland, prepare yourself for heat and humidity
  • no matter the campus:
  • if you’re coming over in summer (when are you getting here?) it’s going to be much hotter than you’re used to, and the australian sun is fierce. make sure you have sunscreen and a cute, stylish wide brimmed hat to wear if you’re going to be out in the sun for an extended period of time and please do not attempt to sunbake/sunbathe/deliberately lie in the sun to tan, you will burn to a crisp
  • prepare yourself for flies. they’re disgusting and they’re everywhere and you’ll quickly become accustomed to swatting them away. again, this is much, much, much worse in summer
  • we don’t tip. some cafes and restaurants will have tip jars but it’s not expected. everything is expensive because our workers are paid a liveable wage, we live off our income, not tips
  • wait staff generally won’t come and check up on you during your meal. if you want something, you have to get their attention
  • if you were planning on travelling around australia while here you’ll need a lot of time. a lot of people don’t seem to realise we’re actually pretty much the same size as the U.S.A. you can’t just hop from one city to the next
  • speaking of, there’s a lot of empty, natural space. everyone lives right on the coast, and if you go just a few kilometres inland there’s bush pretty much everywhere. there’s lovely bushwalks to do if you’re keen on some nature sight seeing
  • our power switches are individual!!!! you can’t just flick a switch and have the entire bloody room charged with electricity. you plug things in and then turn the individual plugs on and off as needed. it’s a much better system!!!!
  • no one drinks fosters beer pls dont
  • in australia you will drink the first true coffee of your life. percolated, drip-fed coffee is disgusting and frankly the entire country of america should be ashamed. we take our coffee very seriously here (melbourne, particularly, is colloquially known as the coffee capital of the world) and there are so many types to choose from: flat white, cappuccino, latte, mocha - and that’s before you even get into the different flavours!! try them all
  • cadbury chocolate puts hershey’s to shame make the most of it while you’re here
  • ALSO TIM TAMS
  • don’t try to eat vegemite by the spoonful, you need to spread it really thinly over a piece of buttered toast - so thin you can see the butter through the vegemite - and then layer a slice of cheese over the top
  • our internet is terrible. laggy, drops out, over priced and just generally shit. free wifi is still sorta rare-ish?? mobile data is so expensive. i am sorry
  • i don’t like it, but a lot of people use the c-word here. it’s become almost a complimentary, joking term between friends
  • DONT TOUCH ANY SPIDERS
  • THEY WILL HURT YOU
  • wild kangaroos are not for petting, they will fight you, and they will win
  • don’t feed seagulls, you’ll never escape them if you do
  • drink and meal sizes are much, much, much smaller than you’re used to in america. like i think a large drink from australian mcdonalds is the same size as a medium from american mcdonalds?
  • mcdonalds is called maccas
  • if you go to the beach, swim between the red and yellow flags!!! they symbolise the safe area to swim, where there are no rips/dangerous currents
  • ‘bogan’ is generally, roughly comparable to ‘redneck’
  • thongs = flip flops
  • if a homeless person/anyone approaches you asking for money, just say, “sorry i don’t have any cash on me” without making prolonged eye contact and keep briskly walking
  • in general, aussies are weird about people who brag. be subtle about it
  • if a shop assistant says to you, “are you all right?” they mean, “do you need any help or are you okay on your own?” either ask for help or say, “just looking/i’m okay, thanks”
  • no worries = no problems
  • if someone says, “my shout” it means they’re paying for you
  • we drive on the left. be careful when crossing roads
  • if you drive: NO TURN ON RED. ONLY GO WHEN LIGHTS ARE GREEN

if anyone wants to add to this post, feel free (✿◠‿◠) 

Teachers and Parents
  • "Why did you give my child a failing grade?"
  • "I don't remember desks being this small when I was here."
  • "Do you know what your child did in class today?"
  • "I don't give out detention lightly."
  • "What did they do now?"
  • "I'm sorry, I've been working steadily and haven't been paying as much attention as I should have."
  • "Being a single parent is hard..."
  • "Can you go to the school? I just got a call from the teacher."
  • "Can I pick up their homework?"
  • "I hate to bother you with this but..."
  • "I think your child is falling behind."
  • "I just want to tell you how impressed I am."
  • "Can we meet somewhere to talk about this?"
  • "Your child is struggling a little in math."
  • "Keeping an eye on them can be a challenge."
  • "They're doing exceptionally well.
  • "How many students do you have?"
  • "We have to be careful with what's brought into the classroom."
  • "I'm sorry they're being a problem."
  • "What is the home situation like?"
  • "Free time is important to development."
  • "Teenage years are hard."
  • "I got called here from work for THIS?"
  • "Bullying is something we take very seriously."
  • "I have some great news for you."
  • "The play is in three weeks."
  • "There was a bit of a scare today..."
  • "This won't happen again. I'm sorry you had to deal with it."
  • "Finals are coming soon and everyone is studying."
  • "As you can see, we take a different approach to learning."
  • "I help them out as best I can."
  • "We're looking for chaperones."

At TYPE-MOON we take weapons very seriously. That’s why there are so many cool weapons in Fate! 
As such, every employee is contractually obliged to carry at least one weapon with them at all times while in the building.
They’re not just for show of course. Each of us has extensive combat training in case the main office’s poor connection to the physical plane causes troublesome beings to come in.
We should really get that fixed sometime…

Anyway, Takeuchi and I both carry big swords. Their powers amplify each other, so our combination attack can kill nearly anything that lives.
Wada Arco has a large set of rainbow colored throwing knives, and Koyama Hirokazu has knuckledusters set with gemstones.
Urobuchi Gen has a Thompson Center G2 Contender 14" Target Pistol. He looks really cool with it, but his aim is pretty bad.

anonymous asked:

All I'm saying is Jimin=Dom af. Kook just gets so flustered and he listens so well and ughhh I can't handle it.

^THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 

We all know it’s a fact that Jimin takes the whole seniority thing very seriously, and him bossing Jungkook around is definitely a sort of subtext of that XD

But it’s really nice to see Jungkook, who’s usually all hot-blooded and disobedient and “maknae on top” and stuff, suddenly become all obedient and tame for Jimin. To be honest, he resembles a puppy more and more as time goes by when it comes to Jimin hmm…

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Punk!Michael Imagine

Summary: He was everything your dad hated, everything you were never supposed to associate with. Though it’s something about the way his lips feel on your skin that create a longing you’ve never quite felt before. But when trouble ensues, as it usually does when you’re close with Michael, you’ll have to choose between the mysterious punk boy and the future you’ve worked so hard for. 

A/N: I’ve been writing this for the past week and it turned out way longer than I thought but you guys voted to have one long piece as opposed to two parts, so grab a snack and get comfy cos you’ll be here awhile…anyway I hope you enjoy:)

~Approx. 7.8k words~
~Warnings: Light smut, mentions of drugs, swearing~

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to say that my alterhumanity intersects with other parts of my identity is misleading, because it implies a separation which doesn’t exist.

the joke i often make is that my brain ran out of room in the ‘alterhuman’ folder and had to start storing it in other places too, but again, that kind of implies that i was at least originally wired to experience gender and cultural identity and alterhumanity as separate things.

when really, i’ve been a big soupy mess from the beginning. i realised i was alterhuman before i realised i was gay or trans, but i think those would have happened much sooner if i was allowed to conceive of them as interrelated.

because even way back when, i saw the whole “otherkin can never ever ever be compared to being trans” thing being bandied about. so what do i do when my alterhumanity is my transness? my species dysphoria and gender dysphoria are two sides of the same coin, and so trans representation means nothing to me if it doesn’t also come with nonhuman representation. if you can’t accept my alterhumanity you are denying a fundamental part of my gender and my whole self. there is no separation.

and of course, i have to add the caveat here that i’m not implying this is true for everyone. i have to reassure you that i’m not implying otherkin are oppressed because you jump to those conclusions when i talk about these things. because we have to take being alterhuman very seriously up until the point where we don’t.

it isn’t a game, but it also can’t seriously affect our life in any way. it isn’t pretend, but we also know we’re human, really.

fuck that. i am an inseparable cacophony of queerness and nonhumanity, and i will be vocal about that till the day i die and beyond.