we take this game super seriously

My reaction to the Switch presentation in a nutshell

ARMS: The game looks fun but I cannot take the game seriously just because of the name.

Splatoon 2: EVERYONE THOUGHT THIS WAS A PORT, BUT I KNEW THIS WAS A SEQUAL! ALSO HOLY CRAP IT LOOKS GORGEOUS.

Super Mario Odyssey: We finally get a sandbox-like 3D Mario game similar to 64 and Sunshine. The theme is kind of weird, but one thing’s for certain: Bowser is literally a straight up pimp in this game and it’s awesome. Overall, I’m excited.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2: WHY IS IT NAMED XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2 WHEN ITS THE 3RD GAME IN THE SERIES?!? XENOBLADE FANS, HELP MEH!

Breath of the Wild: Words cannot describe how I feel about this game…

…I guess you could say…
…it left me…
…BREATHLESS…
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HAPPY MOTHEREFFING VALENTINES DAY (not that you shouldn’t love and eat chocolate all day every day)
Netflix and chill game stronger than ever featuring vegan chocolate. From left to right, Enjoy Life rice milk crunch, Lake Champlain hazelnut chocolate, and taza chocolate Mexicano coffee which we liked the best after this picture we demolished the rest
SUPER FUN SMOKING GAME:
Watch Wilfred starting at first scene and take a hit every time they’re blazing. We are high as shit. Seriously please do this every stoner needs to know.