we should totally stab ceasar

why should caesar get to stop around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet. what's so great about caesar? hm? brutus is just as cute as caesar. brutus is just as smart as caesar. people totally like brutus just as much as they like caesar. and since when did it become ok for one person to be the boss of everybody huh? BECAUSE THAT IS NOT WHAT ROME IS ABOUT. WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CEASAR!