we should take a walk someday

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Fic prompt! Supergirl, James/Winn (I'm deeply annoyed at how the Kara/James thing shook out but the Guardian plotline has me shipping these two a lot)- X times people assumed they were sneaking around because they're secretly together and 1 time people assumed they were available to fight crime and interrupted date night

(Aren’t we all disappointed about how Kara/James is going? This isn’t too easily interpreted in an OT3-ish direction, but you can hold the thought to you as a potential future thing. Mostly it’s just ridiculous.)


“Mr. Schott.”

“Oh my sweet—” Winn turns around and there is the second-last person he wants to see when he’s trying to repair James’s suit and add a few more fun tricks for him to pull out in his next fight. “Hello! Sir. Nice to see you around here in this deserted locker room where I definitely am standing for a legitimate purpose.”

J'onn just looks at him. Yeah, Winn wouldn’t buy it either. But he really doesn’t want to explain his vigilante extracurriculars to his very scary extraterrestrial boss. “I can see you hiding your phone behind your back, Mr. Schott.”

Yes, the phone that has lots of suspicious tech schematics on it. He is so fired. He is not just fired, he is disappeared. He is going to be put into prison in Siberia. J'onn is going to ask Kara to take him to the Fortress of Solitude just to lock him up there. Which would be pretty cool, actually. “Ha, do I? That is a funny coincidence, because I was … calling my mother.”

J'onn looks really put-upon. Winn sometimes wonders how all the aliens in his life do human expressions so well. Is it some kind of universal constant that looking put-upon involves sighing and looking up at the sky like you’re praying for guidance? “You aren’t in trouble. I know you’ve been … spending time with James Olsen recently.” Now he’s really carefully not looking at Winn. Is he actually going to get away with this? “I understand that you may not want Kara to know, given … circumstances.”

“Yeah, we are still trying to figure out how to tell Kara.”

“I can respect that. However, I request that the next time you feel the need to speak to your boyfriend, you wait until you are not engaged in matters important to national security. Put your phone away during work orders, Mr. Schott, honeymoon period or not. That’s an order.”

He strides away, which is good, because Winn is really busy gaping after him and trying to figure out how anyone could possibly make that assumption.

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Today at work
  • *Dude comes in with his wife and 2 kids*
  • Dude: Hey I like your nose ring!
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Dude: I used to have one but I had to take it out cause I'm a 40 year old man.
  • Me: Aww man, I'm sorry, you should've kept it!
  • Dude: Me too, but that's just not okay in this society.
  • Me: We should change that.
  • *Coworker walks up*
  • Coworker: Hey man, I like your tattoos!
  • Dude: Thanks! They're not finished yet. They're going to be full sleeves someday.
  • Me: That's awesome! I wish I could get full sleeves.
  • Dude: You can!
  • Me: But I'm trying to be an actress. That wouldn't fly in the acting world. It would take too much expensive makeup to cover up.
  • Dude: So? Vin Diesel. He's covered in tattoos!
  • Me: Yes but he's a man. It doesn't work that way for women.
  • Dude: We should change that.
  • Me: Yes we should.
Everyday Lives 11: Disney Palace

Summary: The gang works at Disney World as our favorite Disney characters. Working with kids all day is tough, can their character counterpart help ease the pain?

You can read all of my Every Lives fics here !!

“And thank you for coming to the Magic Kingdom! We hope you enjoyed your visit! And we hope to see you again sometime!” A short man dressed as Mickey Mouse said as the visitors left the grand park for the day.

“I’m getting too old for this..” the short man said as he walked down the stairs, taking his mouse ears off as he went.

“Master Makarov!” the said man stopped when he heard the security guard, Warren, yell and run towards him.


“Sorry sir, I know it’s time for you to go home, but I have some bad news..”

“Oh, what have they done now?!”

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Sing Together Forever (Lyrics/Translation)

I had so much fun translating this. The lyrics are just so nice and so cute. I just can’t help but think how wonderful and beautiful friendship is. Especially between Rui and Iku. These baby angels I swear will be the death of me. (´⌣`ʃƪ)

One last tsukiuta duet left. After that is the unit songs!!!!!! And of course John’s debut album is soon!!!! *fangirls* I also want duet songs with the boy and girl in each month with their composers!!!! PLEEEEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!! 

Now please excuse me as I continue to play Clock Zero!! (*´▽`*)

Link to the song. ()

I don’t mind you using it, but please do credit. :D

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"Get your goddamned hands off my wife." Lucy snarled as she moved between Maxwell Lord and Alura

“You’ve outdone yourself, Cat.  This is quite the shindig.”  Lucy sidled up to the host, resplendent in a red cocktail dress, hair perfectly coiffed and self-congratulatory smirk firmly in place.  Her engagement ring caught the light just right and cast prismic shimmers on the walls like a disco ball.

“Well, my very clever fiancee managed to orchestrate the perfect marriage proposal.”  She glanced at Lucy out of the corner of her eye.  “I couldn’t be outshone, so,” she waved her hands about indicating the lavish party and A-list guests, “voila.  The perfect engagement party.”

Lucy smiled and watched as Cat’s gaze landed on Kara, chatting amiably with James on the deck facing the beach.  Her blue sequin dress shimmered in the moonlight and a slight shadow passed over Cat’s smile as she watched James lay a soft kiss on Kara’s cheek.

“You can’t fool me, Cat Grant.  I know how much you love her.  I know this is the one thing in your life that isn’t a competition.”  She turned to Cat and managed to draw her gaze away from the pair of friends now watching the surf in the dark.  “And I know that no matter how charming my ex can be, you hold her heart.”  She snatched the glass of chilled white from Cat’s hand and gave her a gentle elbow in the side.  “So, go out there and sweep her off her feet.  Remind Jimmy who she’s going home with tonight.”

Cat’s predatory grin was back and without a word, she left Lucy’s side, sauntered out the open French doors, spoke a few short pointed words to her art director who melted into the darkness as Cat swept Kara into a delicious open-mouthed kiss that caught the attention of the entire party.  Lucy bit back a chuckle and knocked back what was left of Cat’s forgotten wine.

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Someday I’ll be able to tell the story of how you were the one to pursue me and convince me that you cared when you ended up claiming you never did in the first place.

We were together for 3 days after spending 4 months acting like lovers and I won’t ever forget the phone call where you told me that we should go back to being friends and how the next day, you already had a blonde who likes to frantically walk around parties asking why no one is giving her attention to take my place.

I won’t forget the night I replayed every moment you told me that I was good enough and how one night you fucked things up between us and you cursed at the sky and said that you fucked up the best thing in your life.

I remember you driving to my house when I was hysterically crying and how you took my wrist and asked why there were red lines etched into my skin and I simply said that the person I loved was leaving and how I wasn’t good enough for them to stay.
You didn’t know but I was talking about you.

I remember you crying to me because you decided to tell me about your last heartbreak and how you were so afraid that I would do the same to you. I promised you I wouldn’t but I should’ve asked you to promise to me too.

You let the words “I love you” slip out on the last day I saw you but as soon as you said it, it looked as if you didn’t want to love me.

I remember the text I got that one night of you telling me how you lied and how you were just using me all along. You said we were never a thing and how you never cared for me at all. I remember everything.

And how fucking convenient is it that I’m the only one who remembers anything at all, when the times where I “hurt you” are the only times you can recall. (don’t forget the times you left me bleeding on the floor, wondering why I ended up not being good enough for you in the end)

—  Marisa Slowinski (unterrible)

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Oliver and Felicity are angry at each other but have to pretend to be a married couple for a mission

a/n: i tweaked it a bit, nonnie. hope you don’t mind. :) also, this one kinda got away from me. bonus points to the people who catch the dc trivia goodies i slipped in here

She should have let Diggle act as his plus-one.

She knows she’s probably acting irrationally. She also knows that he isn’t a mind-reader, and unless she tells him why she’s upset he can’t change anything. After all, how could Oliver Queen possibly know how much his friendliness with every woman present at the party is bothering her? She has no right to be bothered.

But Felicity Smoak hasn’t had to deal with real, heavy, emotional romantic stuff since … well, since ever. Her only love has been her computers, her work. And the wonderful thing about computers is that they’re predictable. Certain programs perform certain functions, and when she’s at the keyboard, she’s in control. It’s empowering, satisfying, and gratifying.

But whatever has developed between Oliver? This tango that’s not quite a tango that they’ve been steadily dancing ever since he returned from the island? It’s unpredictable, messy, and hopelessly out of her control. She can no longer hold back the way her breath catches when he touches her, the faint blush when he smiles at her, the way her eyes linger on him when he’s not looking and hold his own gaze when he is.

This crush of hers that’s far too strong to be a simple crush anymore is usually easier to push aside. But ever since Slade Wilson, ever since those stupid three words, ever since his cryptic words to her on Lian Yu, her emotions are no longer able to be contained. Whenever silence falls in the Foundry, her mind wanders to Oliver and the sincerity in his eyes when he confessed his love, the crushing disappointment mixed with adrenaline when the syringe touched her fingers.

“I hate auctions,” she mutters to nobody in particular. She’s sitting at the bar, dressed in a pale pink, flowing gown Oliver bought and insisted she wear, sipping on a glass of red wine she plans on charging to Oliver’s tab. The man himself is smiling, talking up some ridiculously attractive brunette in a slinky black dress. Felicity snorts. “So much for maintaining a cover.”

Well if you don’t need anything hacked, why not just take Diggle?”

I would, but I have a cover to maintain. Oliver Queen never shows up at one of these events without a beautiful woman.”

Take Laurel.”

Actually, I’d rather take you.”

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12: Meeting "Nice" Fans.

Liam- “Um, excuse me Liam? (YN)?” you heard a voice say from behind you while you two were at the supermarket getting some household items. “Li.” You said getting his attention an jerking your head back slightly to tell him thee was someone behind you both. “Hello?” He said turning around to see a small girl grasping to her mothers hand. “Sorry to bother you two with you shopping but she spotted you guys from a mile and was dying to see if she could take a picture or get an autograph or something.” The mother said. “Oh of course.” Liam said bending down and smiling at the little girl, you backing away a little. “Thank you so much!” The mother said pulling her phone out of her purse. “Come here kiddo do you want me to pick you up?” Liam asked the girl and she nodded her head with a huge smile on her face. “Gracie do you want (YN) to be in the picture to honey?” the mother said with Gracie nodding her head again. “Are you sure I don’t have to!” You said. “No please! She loves you just as much at home she doesn’t stop talking out Liam an (YN)! I don’t know why she is being so shy now!” the mom said making both you and Liam giggle. “Alright!” You said stepping in and putting your arm around Liam holding her. “It was so nice to meet you Gracie!” Liam said putting her down. “Can I get a hug?” He asked her as she almost immediately grabbed on to Liam. “I think (YN) wants a hug too!” Liam said when she puled away. “Aww thank you!” You said bending down and hugging the young girl. “Thank you both so much! You just made her life! I hate to be a bother though.” She said taking Gracie’s hand again. “It was no problem!” Liam said on behalf of the two of you.

Niall- "Uhh, excuse us. Niall?“ you heard a voice say from behind the two of you at the mall. "Hi.” Niall said turning around and jerking you by the hand around too. “Oh my god!” they said in unison very loudly from seeing Niall face to face. “Oh my god…” They said, one with tears in her eye. “Are you girls alright?” Niall said sweetly looking at the two girls. “Uh huh..” They squealed. “Can we each take a picture?” one of them asked. “Of course.” Niall said. “(YN) would you mind?” Niall asked you. “(YN) I can take it if you want me too.” The other girl said. “No it’s alright how about you jump in there and I can take pictures of just you guys.” you said. “Oh my god you are so nice.” she said getting in the picture making you giggle. “Alright here you go girls.” You said after taking there pictures. “Thank you.” They said taking there phones back. “It was so perfect to meet you guys.” One of them said. “It was great to meet you all as well.” Niall said taking your hand again.
“And (YN) I just wanted to say I’m sorry.” she said. “For what?” you asked. “Well I’m sorry for all he hate you get and the things  have said about you. I didn’t realize how nice you actually were, I just thought you were a terrible person because you dated Niall who I was in love with. But meeting you today changed my perspective.” she said. “Aww thank you, can I hug you?” You said with a giggle. “Sure.” she said moving closer to you. “Listen I promise someday that you will find your own Niall, I promise you.” you said hugging her tight.

Louis- “Just be warned I am sure there will be fans here.” Louis told you as you two walked into the movie theater. “Alright.” You said. So far you had not had the reception to the fans that you had actually met. “I should probably take pictures if we see any though babe.” He said while you waited in line for tickets. “Alright.” You said. and right after Louis tuned around only to see two girls standing right behind you in line. “Hey guys.” Louis said. “Hi Louis!!!” they squeaked. “You alright?” He asked with a smile. “mhm.” They said nearly jumping into each others arms. “Hey We’ll be over there ordering snacks if you want a picture alright.” Louis said calmly. “Ok!” They said. “Aww they’re so excited to see you.” You said a little surprised that there ere some not so aggressive fans out there. “Yeah.. a lot of them are but the few dense people always end up ruining things for everyone.” Louis said. “Yeah I figured.” You said. “Here they come Lou.” You said nudging him towards the fans he had just spoken too. “Hey can you take the picture for them?” he asked you. “Yeah if they would let me, unlike the last ones.” You said and Louis not saying anything back. “Girls do you want a photo?” Louis asked. “Mhmm!” they said in unison. “(YN) will take them for us alright.” Lou said. “Ok!” they said getting their phones out. “You’re really pretty (YN).” One of them said to you making you smile while you took a few pictures for both of the nice girls.

Harry- “It is so nice to relax for once.” Harry said while the two of you sat by a pool in LA. “I know its just so quiet, and this hotel is beautiful.” you said. “It is nice not having the fans around every once in a while too.” Harry said. “Yeah it is.” You seconded. “Ughh we can’t ask now!” You both heard coming from behind you softly. “Uhh Harry.” You said to him as he sat up and looked behind him. “Ok what the fuck?” you whispered not knowing who was around you. “Over there.” He said pointing younger girl with her mom in bathing suits. “Hiii!” Harry said waving to them. “Come here!” He yelled waving them over, the girl beginning to hide behind her mom. “I’m not scary!” Harry said a little jokingly offended. “Come on honey!” The mother said. “She loves you Harry, I don’t know why she is being so shy now.” she said. “Come on do you want to take a picture with me?” Harry asked. “You can ask me.” He said motioning that you had heard what she said. “See I told you they would understand!” the mom said, “Now go take a picture so Harry and his very pretty lady can relax.” she said pushing the little girl closer to Harry and you getting  so you weren’t in the picture.

Zayn- “Excuse us please, excuse us.” Zayn said guiding you through tons of fans that had found out where you two were shopping today. “Jesus.” You said once you had both made your way through the crowd. “Sorry babe.” Zayn said. “No it’s alright.” You said. “Just crazy.” You finished. “(YN) (YN) (YN)!” you heard from behind you only to see a girl running trying to catch up with you. “Zayn wait.” you said making him stop. “Is everything alright?” You asked the girl. “Yeah I just wanted to give this to you so bad.” she said taking out a huge book from her bag. “Oh my god! What is this?” You asked. “Well me and my friend started an account for you and we asked our followers to send us stuff for the book for you!” she said trying to catch her breath. “Oh my god! You’re going to make me cry!” You said. “Thank you so much can I hug you?” You asked. “Oh my god!” She squealed. “Thank you so much, this is so sweet of you, I didn’t even do anything to deserve this!” you said. “Yes you did, you inspired all of us.” she said. “Wow, well thank you you’re twitters are in here and stuff right?” You asked. “Yup.” she said. “Alright I will make sure I tweet you guys or something.” you said sayng goodbye to the girl. “Aww.” You said holding Zayn’s hand again. “That was nice.” He said, “I told you some of them would like you.” He said making you smile.