we should be a couple

Update on my dog: I called my friend up who knew what to do and had been studying on animal injuries came by today and bandaged him up. He also gave me extra gauze and medical supplies so I can put on fresh bandages in a couple of days.

He did say we should get him to a vet when possible, and once we have the money we will. But otherwise Trutta is okay.

Thanks for all the msgs and tips you guys gave me today. I was crying and in a panic. So your support really helped.

Mystic Messenger Halloween Greetings

Mystic Messenger is having a limited time Halloween event! I translated their new greetings.

Zen

  • “Later, I’ll come to your door and say ‘trick or treat!’ Give me something sweeter than candy, okay?”
  • “What would suit you? Maybe we should wear matching couple costumes?”
  • “Tonight…should I become a wolf? *howl*”

Yoosung

  • “I hope you have a fun day!”
  • “If only I knew where you lived, I would visit your house first! Trick or treat!”
  • “Honestly, I’ve never done anything like this before…my heart is beating!”

Jaehee

  • “If you’re dressing up, maybe I should as well?”
  • “I look forward to seeing what Zen is going to be! Although he would look great in anything.”
  • “Seven goes out of control whenever it’s Halloween. I’m going to make sure he doesn’t come near my place.”

Jumin

  • “As usual, Seven is being secretive about his costume.”
  • “You say a vampire suits me? …You never know when I’ll appear right behind you.”
  • “If you come knocking on my door and say 'trick or treat’…I would pick the former out of curiosity.”

707

  • "This year, my goal is to get a truckload of candy!”
  • “What should I dress up as…a mummy? No, I’ll prepare a costume as our cute Elly~”
  • “Trick or treat! I won’t eat you if you give me a rice cake!* Huh? That’s not right…”

*“I won’t eat you if you give me a rice cake” is a quote from a popular Korean folktale.

V

  • “Happy Halloween!”
  • “Last year, Rika and I dressed up as Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s bride. I’m not sure what we’ll do this year.”
  • “Luciel couldn’t have finished the candy he got last year…His goal is really something.”

Rika

  • “What should I wear this year? I should talk to V.”
  • “Seven will bring Yoosung, right? He’s sure to bring tons of candy!”
  • “Maybe it’s because he’s an actor, but Zen is great at dressing up in costumes! I want to make Jumin dress up too~" 

Unknown

  • "Halloween. It has no real meaning, and people force importance to this day?" 
  • "I don’t need things like candy…so can I mess with you instead?”
  • “You know that even without dressing up…there are devils inside people’s hearts?”

[EDIT: Jaehee’s third line added, courtesy of the MM Translation Project~]

This YoI vs No. 6 war needs to stop

Both series are good, okay? 

We should be happy we have more than one anime with canon LGBT characters.

The no. 6 anime came out 5 years ago. It’s been a while since we last had a real gay couple on anime instead of mere fanservice and queerbaiting.

Instead of fighting about which one is better, we should celebrate we got them.

There’s also Neon Genesis Evangelion(1995-1996) with Shinji Ikari, who is bisexual and had romantic feelings for Kaworu Nagisa, and I don’t see anyone bringing up Shinsekai Yori(2012), where all characters are bisexual, and both a gay couple and a lesbian couple kiss onscreen.

What we should be celebrating now is that we finally have a real gay couple in a sports anime. That’s a first for that genre. 

We can hope it’ll bring more LGTB characters to anime.

What am I doing?

Seriously though… I’m not sure how tumblr really works 😂 I’m just used to looking up stuff on here. Should we really write a book? I have a couple ideas for chapters and such!

~roni

Boyfriend!Yoongi

Dating Yoongi would include
- him threatening to break up with you every single day
- “I think we should get couples shirts-”
- “I think we should see other people”
- “Y/n I think we should discuss custody arrangements for the cat after I leave you”
- “We’re at the point in our relationship where I realize we shouldn’t have one”
- Your friends constantly wondering how the two of you ended up together when you’re complete polar opposites
- You being sweet and bubbly 25/8 and him being described as slightly irate on his best days
- But despite him being a grouch he literally does the most elaborate romantic things but acts so pained whenever you gush over him
- For example he set up an entire rooftop picnic fit for tumblr on your birthday and feigned surprise
- “Yah look someone forgot their food hurry let’s eat before they come back”
- “Did you do this?”
- “.. I don’t even like you”
- “wERE DATING”
- Yoongis the type of boyfriend to treat u like you’re not all that in public when u guys are alone he gives you the world on a silver platter
- You’re literally the only person who has been able to wake him up from a nap without sustaining any serious injuries
- (That isn’t to say he doesn’t glare at you like he’s trying to set you on fire with sheer will power)
- I imagine him being an extremely temperamental guy, especially when it comes to his music, so it doesn’t help that you’re a sensitive smol bean 99.8 of the time
- He rarely lashes out but sometimes when he’s stressed with comeback schedules and writing it happens
- He hates seeing your expression fall when he gets mad at you over the most minuscule things
- And usually comes to reconcile within the hour
- He’s amazingly awful at apologizing
- You think it has something to do with the fact that he hates saying sorry
- But his apologies are always extremely heartfelt and sincere if not a little painfully awkward
- It usually starts with him getting unnecessarily handsy with you
- Like sneaking up on you in the kitchen and resting his chin on your shoulder while you wash dishes
- His apologies usually consist of “I’m a dick” and then him repeatedly rubbing circles into your hip bones until you relent and turn in his arms
- “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings”
- You two probably started out as friends and progressed from their so there are little to no boundaries between the two of you
- Like that’s good and well sometimes because you can literally go to him for anything; problems with work, spats with friends whatevs u know
- But also it sucks because he’s brutally honest with u like sometimes u just like “damn u really don’t give a shit about my feelings huh 😭”
- But Yoongi only has your best interest at heart so he always tells you the truth even if it’s hard to hear n u appreciate that
- Jealous Yoongi is a sight to behold
- You never intentionally flirt with other guys
- You’re just naturally really nice but everyone reads too deep into that 🙄
- It bugs the living shit out of him because you’re so oblivious
- “You’re really nice to everyone”
- “Thanks Yoongi! I-”
- “That wasn’t a compliment I want you to rid yourself of this weakness”
- He always wants to keep you for himself
- “Taehyungs inviting us to the movies”
- “Taehyung can eat a dick”
- And you’re so confused and are like why r u so grumpy all of a sudden
- And he just lays his head back in your lap and forces your hand back on his hair to massage his scalp
- Literally puts you in a headlock so you won’t leave the bed
- He has the horrible habit of (physically) kicking you off his spot on the couch he hasn’t shaken since u were still just friends
- “Aren’t you supposed to be nice to me now since we’re dating ”
- “That’s not how it works”
- He posts ugly pics of you and captions is it wcw
- Sometimes pulls your hair when you’re making him mad
- Or horny it depends
- You two cycle together so when you have your period Yoongi is also laying on the couch with a hot pad on his belly and a neck pillow while the both of you eat chunky monkey out of the tub in your bath robes
- Yoongi always seems to be around when you’re doing something stupid and he’s in the back sending you judgmental looks
- “You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles”
- Literally bullies u all the time
- “When I said I’d always be there for you I didn’t realize u would be this fucking needy”
- “You don’t mean that”
- “I always mean what I say I may not mean to say it out loud sometimes but I always mean it”
- He can be mean to you but no one else can so when jungkook tries to come for you for being a dork Yoongi just stares at him
- “Jungkook-ah I know ten different ways to hide a body”
- But despite the fact that you always physically drag him out of the house and he lays on top of you so you stop trying to leave the bed you two are the most perfect couple to exist. It really is true when they say opposites attract

A/N: this ended up so long I’m sORRY HOLY COW I LOVE U BF YOONGI. SEND FEEDBACK PLZ. Who’s should I do next ??? :P

Bonus: Did u notice this is kind of a spinoff of Yoongi n Y/N from the unexpected series? BC I love u guys n y'all always ship them lOL my gift to u ❤️

Playing a pathfinder game last night.
High (16) level characters consisting of an elven fae sorcerer with a big cat companion, a human vitalist, a gnome oracle, an elven arcanist and a half orc bloodrager.

We did time shinanigans and screwed up history, now we were trying to get back into an ancient buried church that we had used as our base, preparing to teleport.

Sorc: we don’t know what’s going to be down there, we should buff and stuff before going.

Party: listing off a couple spells/powers used before going

Bloodrager: I’m gonna go enlarge.

Party snickers like school children.

Sorc: don’t do that, I can’t take you if you go enlarge.

Party dies.

I really want Lucy to say Jessica is the only one in the world for Wyatt, and then I want him to prove her wrong. 

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ugly sweaters 

listening to this masterpiece 

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