we should all just totally stab caesar

The Signs as Mean Girls quotes
  • Aries: "We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • Taurus: “She doesn’t even go here!”
  • Gemini: “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
  • Cancer: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
  • Leo: “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”
  • Virgo: “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
  • Libra: “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
  • Scorpio: “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
  • Sagittarius: "I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
  • Capricorn: “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
  • Aquarius: “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
  • Pisces: “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

anonymous asked:

i find it so funny how harry just waltzes into people lives, monopolizes their attention and affection because he's so charming and unique and then just moves, all whilst managing to stay on good terms with everyone like honestly - iconic. harrys really so mesmerizing that he can drop you and nobody holds it against him

we should all just totally stab caesar

The signs as Mean Girls quotes
  • Aries: Boo, you whore!
  • Taurus: Grool
  • Gemini: So you agree? You think you're really pretty?
  • Cancer: She doesn't even go here!
  • Leo: Get in loser, we're going shopping
  • Virgo: I can't go to Taco Bell, Im on an all carb diet! God Karen, you're so stupid!
  • Libra: We should totally just stab Caesar!
  • Scorpio: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It is not going to happen!
  • Sagittarius: It's like I have ESPN or something
  • Capricorn: On wednesday we wear pink
  • Aquarius: Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
  • Pisces: That's so fetch!
Master post of 53 popular Mean Girls quotes.
  1. Get in loser. We’re going shopping.
  2. Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
  3. We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.
  4. That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
  5. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.
  6. But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?
  7. Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
  8. I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!
  9. I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
  10. I want to lose three pounds.
  11. ’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.
  12. Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!
  13. If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.
  14. On Wednesdays we wear pink.
  15. Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!
  16. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
  17. You smell like a baby prostitute.
  18. I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.
  19. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.
  20. I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet.
  21. If you’re from Africa, why are you white? — You can’t just ask people why they’re white!
  22. There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.
  23. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
  24. Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
  25. She doesn’t even go here!
  26. Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.
  27. He’s too gay to function.
  28. Here we go again. Word vomit. No…this time actual vomit.
  29. FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO….And none for Gretchen Weiners bye.
  30. Boo you Whore!
  31. I hear her hair is insured for $10,000.
  32. That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.
  33. She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.
  34. Don`t have sex. Cause you will get pregnant. And die.
  35. You can`t sit with us!
  36. Is butter a carb?
  37. Oh, hi wanna buy some drugs?
  38. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
  39. My nail beds suck.
  40. It’s not my fault you’re like, in love with me, or something!
  41. I did not leave the south side for this!
  42. Nice wig Janice, what’s it made of? — Your mom’s chest hair!
  43. One time, I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
  44. Sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
  45. That is so fetch!
  46. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
  47. I can’t. *fake cough* I’m sick.
  48. Grool! 
  49. The limit does not exist.
  50. Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
  51. I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it I’m so popular.
  52. COACH CARR, STEP AWAY FROM THE UNDERAGED GIRLS
  53. If you had never met me, you would be a complete loser