we shall purify this world

soulofahealer  asked:

Of course, now with all this talk of a paladin wielding a horridly made weapon with an evil soul in it, I just now picture Tarek picking one up, it speaking like.... 2-3 words, him instantly realizing it's evil, and then tossing it into a conveniently nearby volcano. Just all "nope."

“Wield me, and together we shall purify the world in fire and b-”

*Toss*

And bards everywhere suddenly weeped at the loss of a tale of tragic falls and dark powers lasting several volumes and potentially made into a series of plays.

“We could always tell the story about the halfling and the ring.”

“Pfft. It’ll never catch on”