"DID I STUTTER"
Setting: 5e, we are a group of do-gooders that represent the vast and conquering Empire that took in our abstract and not-so-common-via-race peoples. We are representatives of them as well.
We are currently going into deep and twisty stone caves and labyrinths to save a group of nobles and passengers who were mysteriously abducted by a random earth cult. We have come to an end with three rows of cells that contain some of these prisoners. Down a hallway nearby is a guard room that contains two half-Orcs and an actual Orc.
Goliath fighter (me): I don’t care about that hallway, I charge into the room with the cells and start beating down the doors to free the prisoners!
DM: The guards are beginning to stir and asking what is going on outside (unaware of our presence.)
Our raccoon gunslinger (yes, a literal raccoon who walks on two feet, who is also an actual child): I roll deception to name drop (some important name we heard earlier) and tell the guards we were meant to be here and to stay inside their room.
DM: Okay roll.
Raccoon’s player: *rolls a 19*
DM: The guards begin to peek out of the door to see who said that to see a raccoon standing in the hallway.
Our characters continue to free the people, which causes the orcs to stir and start to come out of the room.
Raccoon’s player, bellowing: “Stay in your room!”
DM: Roll an intimidate check.
Raccoon’s player: *natural 20* *bellowing voice* “DID I STUTTER?!”
DM: The 7-foot-something tall orcs, still peeking out, are now confused and also terrified. The Orc takes the door and slowly closes it shut.
Me, the Goliath fighter’s player who actually has training in intimidate: “WAT”