we really need a single tag for this don't we

Skippy On: Priorities
  • Skippy: Alrighty - grab this deed or whatthefuckever and get paid. Easy shit.
  • Corso: Y'sure we shouldn't be a bit more worried 'bout these Justicars? I mean-
  • Skippy: Corso are we being paid to end the whole Justicar shit?
  • Corso: Well no-
  • Skippy: We're already acting as liasons of an ineffectual law enforcement agency so biting off more than we can chew is NOT on the agenda.
  • Corso: Well...I mean....I s'pose.
  • Skippy: Goddamnright
  • Kitten: *mew*
  • Skippy: ....hold on a second.
  • Kitten: *mew*
  • Skippy: Well hey there little guy! S'alright..I'm friendly, awww..hey you!
  • Corso: Cap, we don't have time for-
  • Skippy: Corso Farmboy Riggs I swear if you interrupt my time with this cat I will sharpie over every single blaster you've named. Now hey there little un'! Yeah c'monohmygodhe'spurring~
  • Corso: Captain we can't keep him...
  • Skippy: Like fuck we can't!
  • Corso: But the deed?
  • Skippy: Is in a goddamn safe and not going anywhere - THIS FUCKING KITTEN needs food, warmth and love.
  • Corso: Yer really gonna take that cat?
  • Skippy: You're damn right I'm going to take this cat. No collar or tags or chips or nanites - and like fuck if I EVER leave a stray to starve.
  • Corso: .................Gonna adopt every stray cat we find?
  • Skippy: And thus die happy and with the knowledge that the galaxy's a better place.
  • Kitten: *purr*
  • Skippy: I am so fucking happy right now.