we out this bitch!

  • tmi books: here we have clary, a girl hater who dislikes people purely for being pretty. then Jace who makes unnecessary nasty comments and is so hetero that he can't be seen drinking something pink. this is Simon, a guy who two times on girls but it's okay because "he liked them both so much, he couldn't make up his mind". oh those people, they're...um..m-ma...errr isador...lu..alejand..it doesn't matter they just stay in the background.
  • shadowhunters show: LISTEN UP ANGELS, HERE WE HAVE CLARY FREAKING FRAY, BOSSASS BITCH WHO IS FINDING OUT WHO SHE IS. INSANE RUNE POWER. IS SMOL BUT WILL FIGHT YOU. THIS IS JACE MOTHERFUCKING WAYLAND OR YOU COULD CALL HIM LIGHTWOOD BECAUSE FUCK IS HE APART OF THAT FAMILY. HE MAY BE BROKEN BUT HE FOUND HIMSELF A FAMILY. GOES BACK TO HIS ABSUER TO SAVE HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. SIMON FUCKING LEWIS, MOST RELATABLE DUDE ON THE PLANET, 100% PANSEXUAL CONFIRMED, BET YOUR ASS HE'S THE FUCKING KING OF MOVIE REFERENCES. NEWS FLASH- THERES MORE THAN 3 MAIN CHARACTERS. Y'ALL BETTER PREPARE YOUR ASSES TO MEET ISABELLE SOPHIA LIGHTWOOD. BEST FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST IN NEW YORK AT 18. COULD KILL YOU WITH HER 7INCH HEEL WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. MOST COMPASSIONATE PERSON. YOU LIKE HER? WAIT TIL YOU MEET HER BROTHER ALEC FREAKING LIGHTWOOD, LEADER OF THE NEW YORK INSTITUTE, WON BEST BIG BROTHER AWARD 20 YEARS IN A ROW. ALSO HAS AN EPIC JOURNEY OF ACCEPTING HIMSELF. WHAT WAS THAT WE HEAR? GOOD LGBT REP? YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKING COUNT ON IT. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MAGNUS BANE, HIGH WARLOCK OF BROOKLYN, KING OF THE SASS, OWNER OF NEW YORK'S BIGGEST HEART, AINT NOBODY'S PET WARLOCK. WAIT WE'VE SAVED THE BEST TIL LAST...LUKE GARROWAY, RESIDENT COP, HAS JUST FINISHED ADOPTING EVERYONE, CONFIRMED DILF, BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER WITH A GUN AND GLOWING GREEN EYES. WE LOVE ALL MAIN CHARACTERS. WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
cnn.com
Trump supporters launch #TrumpCup as a protest against Starbucks
Trump supporters have started asking for their Starbucks drinks under Trump's name as a movement against the coffee giant.
By Alex Leininger, CNN

Conservatives love to pretend like its liberals who are thin skinned, whiny little snowflakes. But really? Look at this shit. 

Some asshole gets filmed screaming at a barista and calling her “trash” and “garbage” in between rants about Trump and how he won and whatever. And because what? He got filmed being a dick, conservatives are now taking it out on baristas by “making them say trumps name”?

Bitches. We’ve been calling out “Mrs Beiber” for years now. This shit aint gonna phase us. The only embarrassment we’re gonna feel is secondhand. 

Pit musician starters
  • [ a collection of things I've heard, said, and had said to me while working in the orchestra pit on musicals ]
  • "You'd better get your act together, or I'll give it to someone who can do it."
  • "This is a terrible key to play in."
  • "We're so under appreciated."
  • "What section are we cutting?"
  • "My stand light went out!"
  • "Bitch, you're nothing without us."
  • "*recites lines along with actors*"
  • "If Verdi wanted a piano to play all the parts, that's how he'd write it, so kindly back off."
  • "Don't fall into the pit!"
  • "Get your fucking stuff out of my area."
  • "I need more space!"
  • "It's like the wardrobe to Narnia in here, except it's...well, not."
  • "Stop throwing your shit down here!"
  • "I can't play in these conditions."
  • "I'm tired of these 8 am rehearsals."
Claims firmly she's over Bernie, does she?
  • Serena "mid-life lesbian" Campbell to anyone who'll listen: It's Bernie. Raf, I love her. There's someone else. It's just there's someone else I'm IN love with.
  • Serena "the hospital needs you" Campbell to Berenice Bloody Wolfe: Check out my new shirt, bitch!
  • Entire Fandom: Jason we need you!!
  • Jason "Berena shipper extraordinaire" Haynes: Auntie Serena had a one night stand with Robbie and she doesn't love him. She's in love with you. You can kiss her now.

anonymous asked:

I work at the Way of Sub. And well... I just absolutely love it when it's the day before truck and we run out of soup. Had customer come in and ask for soup, we say we just ran out that morning. She gets pissy with the "Don't you have anymore?" "check the back!" "HOW CAN YOU BE OUT?!" I kindly tell her we ran out and will not get any till the next day. She enters bitch mode. Manager looks at her "We are out, get the fuck out." I love my manager so much.

I can’t believe people in the tag are like “macdennis matters less cause mac came out!” like no Bitch we must not rest until Mac And Dennis Get Hitched

Mean Queens Ch.4 (Group Fic) - NymphCAMP

Nymphs A/N: This is the longest but also quite possibly the best chapter so far/the best thing either of us has ever written. Over 5000 words of pureGOLD, with comedy and getting to know the three mean queens better and oh man, it’s just so good. TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCK, we really hope that you enjoy reading as much as we enjoyed writing, the feedback so far has been fucking incredible and we can’t even begin to thank you enough. Bitch, out.

PureCAMP’s A/N: I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT BATMAN WE SEE SOME SNAPCHATS! Sorry for the spoiler. This shit is long. And since this is half my writing i can plug my shit, so I’ll say it now, party is not being abandoned and is being written. Anyways, I hope you love our girls as much as we do. I love them so so much. Thank you all for the amazing feedback, from the bottom of my cold heart you made it warm. ENJOY, AND READ READ MOTHERQUEENS!

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