we never noticed this shit as kids

su critics need to chill tf out. its a kids show. it was made for the kids. filler episode packed with moral lesson stuff? kids arent usually obsessed with the plot like you all are and the lessons are good lessons most kids shows dont even hit on. height difference issues? kids dont notice that shit and god forbid a creator have a touch of individual creativity. bright colors? yep thats for kids too. kids. like. bright. colors. yeah the majority of the people who watch su are older teens and above but kids are the target audience. this show was created for children. now can we all respect that please.

Someone should make one of those “Why you should watch [TV Show]”  slide presentations for The Tunnel...

This show deserves to gather more fans.

  • It is a crime/drama thriller and it does not fall into the procedural aspect that usually shows with these premise tend to fall in, oh no, this one is a full fleshed out crime story;
  • It has a great and interesting plot that you don’t even notice how involved you are in it until you take  a step back and are like OH SHIT;
  • There are 2 lead characters, Karl and Elise and you’d think these two would in time become romantically linked because of them both being the male and female lead in a crime show, NOPE! These two are polar opposites of each other and become the weirdest and cutest BFF’s ever and that’s the slow burn of the show, no romantic prospects at all;

Originally posted by thekeyunderthemat

  • In fact Karl is part of an interracial marriage and they have kids, usually we never see interracional relationships long enough to see them with kids, and this show has them and it’s freaking amazing! Also, take it from me, a person who usually finds the male characters pretty uninteresting… Karl is an amazing character!

Originally posted by xionthelostpuppet

  • Elise on the other hand is a neurodivergent character (not confirmed but she seems to have Arperger’s syndrome) OH YEAH, she is also bi/pansexual. Pretty cool, right? And she is the Commander of the French police force, also pretty cool. She is too beautiful and innocent for this world.

Originally posted by gracescardinal

Originally posted by andplusone

  • It’s a bilingual show since it’s set between England and France;
  • There is no Hollywood gimic and when I say this I mean that people are portrayed as people instead of super models, especially women;
  • Elise Wasserman is played by Clémence Poésy (Fleur Delacou in Harry Potter) aka one of the most beautiful women on this planet, I mean just look at her…
  •  and you know how easily they could have made her into the sexy detective who is basically there to kick ass alongside the middle aged hero and look good but instead they made Elise the closest to reality as a Detective would look like according to the demands of her job and that is a woman who has bags under eyes because she works herself to exhaustion (I am pretty sure that is the few times where they actually use make up on her), her hair isn’t always perfect, she wears baggy comfortable clothing and she does not wear heels, instead she wears confortable shoes.

Originally posted by thekeyunderthemat

Originally posted by goodobservationshirley

Originally posted by findingchico

As a side note, even with these portrayal of Elise, as a non Hollywood type female lead, and with the actual real portrayal of what women look like on a day to day basis with no designer clothing and make up to the tee’s, Elise is still considered beautiful and sexy therefor normalizing that you don’t need all the make up and fancy clothing to be beautiful. (this isn’t a major thing for the series, it’s just side comments made on the show since Elise is a full fleshed out character and far more intereting than I could ever put into words).

Like I could go one and on and that’s why it needs one of those powerpoint presentation thing because this show it’s freaking amazing and I need more people to watch it and freak out with me!

So, please just watch the show and come thank me after you’re done so we can both fangirl together xp

anonymous asked:

Noctis and Prompto are kidnapped so rather than get they all get violently raped or killed he seduces one of his captors in order to get what he needs to escape?

I got a bunch of requests for kidnapping. You guys are all sick.

sorry for mistakes and shit.



Prompto couldn’t remember when he fell asleep, if he did at all. He was sore all over and his neck was killing him from sleeping on an odd angle. He tried to groan, but ended up blinking a couple of times when he noticed he couldn’t really open his mouth at all. He frowned and quickly tried to sit up, his senses in full alert now. Prompto was wide awake, his body stiff and sluggish at the same time. It took him only a couple of seconds to realize that he wasn’t sleeping on a bed, not even a couch, but the cold floor of a dark room with only a couple of lights on the far corners.


Where was he? What the fuck happened? He couldn’t remember, in fact he couldn’t even bring himself to remember anything from this morning, it was as if his memory was wiped clean. He could remember the day before, and he could remember going to bed last night but asides from that, he couldn’t remember anything else.


Prompto’s hands were tied behind his back, and whatever had been used went all around his hands as well, making it impossible try to even move his fingers. Something was stuffing his mouth, and whatever went around his head to keep his mouth shut was tight around his jaw. He couldn’t even move it. He struggled to see in the darkness, but his eyes eventually adjusted to the low light. The first thing he noticed was that he was wearing his uniform. There was no way he went to bed with his uniform on, which meant that he did go to school, but whatever happened after he wasn’t sure.


“Oh look, the other one is waking up,”


Prompto moved his head in the direction of the voice, his blood turning cold as panic quickly began to spread through his body. He wasn’t alone, whoever was responsible for this was here. There was a tight feeling in his stomach, and was starting to make his body tremble. It was almost as if stones were slowly building up in his belly, and the cold feeling on his skin had to be from the sweat that was crawling down his brows. Even with the tight bonds around his jaw, he could feeling himself tensing up. He couldn’t bring himself to blink either, afraid that he would miss any sort of details. He couldn’t even see where the strangers where.


“Took you long enough, your friend has been awake for half an hour now, heh.”

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i keep seeking friendships/connections that i will never have and that probably will never exist. i don’t have many irl friends, and the ones i have are busy to put it simply. we all got our own shit, they just have more for various reasons. my whole life i’ve felt like the throwaway friend. i’ve definitely never felt like i’m anyone’s best or closest friend. so on social media i try to create a bond that i don’t have with anyone (save for maybe my mama and my kids). but it doesn’t work here either. i’m still throw away. i feel like 5 people would notice if i disappeared tomorrow. and maybe that number would go up to 7. but by the weeks end it would max out around 9 or 10. i just hate feeling like i can’t connect. or that i’m not worth the connection. oh well…

Cause You're My Favorite Hue

All Parts: {x

Part: 24/? 

Pairing: Jamilton 

Inspiration: this post and this song 

Soundtrack: here (you can request more songs) 

Summary: Black and white was all anyone saw until they touched their soulmate. For some people, color quickly rushed into world and for others, all they ever saw was black and white. Two businessmen, who absolutely hated each other, managed to bump into each other on their way up to their office. Little did either know that their world would erupt in a staccato of color. 

Warning: cussing, homophobia 

Word Count: 3,536 

Dedication: @exadorlion bc I want to remind them that I love them 

Tags: @randomcakes410, @midnigtartist, @kneel-to-maria, @halpdevon, @wildlittleman, @exadorlion, @lukasspresents, @closestfriendivegot, @celestialqueerfeminist, @schokoobananaa, @cometviolet, @justsmilingandnodding, @lapiamedots, @semoka, @jayceemayy, @kyller-biis, @focusofthememes, @sarcastic-swl-dragon, @starspeckled, @yourapplepiebetterbeworthit, @saturn-sails, @tallish-hobbit, @angelica-eliza-layafette, @sugarshark420, @gunsandshipsandpeggy, @doot-doot-cats, @thatdewdlesperson, @lafbagxette, @hamilton-trash-1, @cutebridge, @siguikinworld, @evil-weasel, @bad-l-ands, @lukadovemcm, @not-spider-man, @thedisneyderp, @aphamericanhero, @rose-is-in-the-void, @hosanna-is-the-name, @genericusernameblahblahblah, @oli-is-perfect, @trash-sicle, @theflowerprinces, @beycutebabe, @ichbindeindod, @awkwardly-inactive, @thekaymeister 

A/N: watch Jamilton roast the hell out of the principal with bible facts™ 


Alexander’s internal alarm clock woke him up at a rather early time. It was probably around five-thirty when he woke up. And he attempted to go back to sleep. However, there was a lot of things that he had to do. Oh, and the gorgeous man that was holding him was a bit distracting.

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anonymous asked:

I'm never gonna get over Yousef nervously asking Sana if she doesn't like kids? Like it would be a kind of dealbreaker for him if she didn't want any AND THEN HE ASKS HER HOW MANY KIDS SHE WANTS TO HAVE AND THEN TRY TO JOKE IT OFF SAYING HE WANTS TWELVE KIDS. Just work it out, please!

YES ALSO notice his face after he asks her if she likes kids, he’s obviously like ‘oh shit if she doesnt like kids ??? what are we going to do?? i mean i guess we could do without ??’

ALSO the fact that yousef just goes hard and all in asking her how many kids she wants on the literal first real conversation they have ???? can this dork possibly get dorkier

hamilton characters at a sleepover // middle school edition

alexander: starts spouting philosophical shit at 3 in the morning, manages to “accidentally” get a piece of popcorn in every goddamn corner of the room like kid how the fuck

aaron: acts like he has something better to do than be there but really doesn’t bc he’s a loner

washington: the host of the sleepover, continuously says “guys be quiet or my mom is gonna shut us down omg”

jefferson: brings over his entire wardrobe and initiates the games like dirty truth or dare and seven minutes in heaven

madison: the first one asleep, gets a dick drawn on his face facing his mouth labeled “this dick belongs to thomas”

adams: cries because he misses his mom and has to go home early

lee: shows up even though nobody invited this douchebag like who does he think he is

laurens: will not shut the fuck up about how gay he is for alexander

lafayette: the “pass the weed” and will not stop flirting with literally every single person in the room but washington gets a little special treatment ;^)

mulligan: probably doing some gay shit like sewing or somethin’ idk and he complains about every single thing that someone puts on the tv

eliza: gossip all around with this one, she fills in everybody on all the latest drama going on with the kids at school

angelica: “we will never sleep ‘cause sleep is for the weak” that is all you need to know with her

peggy: washington forgot to invite her but she showed up anyways and nobody really noticed

anonymous asked:

'Y’all believe Louis would let his baby mama held his kid from him? Never let him see him etc etc' Nice rant, but no, we don't believe that either. Also, because your ignorance is shocking, you aren't supposed to take babies to people being treated for cancer in hospital because they are immuno compromised (look it up). And an obituary IS a public statement. It's literally in the dictionary definition: "Obituary; A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased"

lol do I have to post some screenshots from your fellows antis? Because, honey, you don’t want that. May I also add the fact that the baby mama and her family didn’t even knew about Jay? And hm I know how Cancer treatment works, thanks very much, my grandfather died from it and we were all very small when he did and guess what? We got to visit him at least once before he passed to say goodbye, but sure honey, keep going. I’m not going to discuss this with you because you’re trying very hard, try with someone else x 

A Biker’s Princess

Originally posted by saintmichaelthearchangel

Pairing: Father!Negan x Daughter!Reader, Carl x Reader
Word count: 1,152
Warnings: Swearing, implied sexuality

Part 1 of Gonna Marry That Boy


Hearing your father’s bike pull away from your house, you grinned. Negan was the leader of the Saviors- a biker gang that no one crossed. What was worse? You were 16, and that didn’t make your dating life exactly ‘easy’. A senior, Carl, had asked you out on a date months ago, which was brave on his part. Of course you’d said yes. The pair of you had been together about 6 months.

The Saviors were predictable. They met on certain nights, at certain times. Which made it fairly easy to slip out, and back in, without him noticing. What you weren’t aware of was Negan having you trailed, just to make sure you weren’t getting in the backseat of some asshole’s car. So far he’d had no reason to let you know about your ‘bodyguard’.

You were wearing your favorite hip hugging shorts, a halter top, and your bikini underneath. Slipping on your Converse, you grabbed your keys, and your phone. Carl would be there in five minutes. That gave you time to brush out your hair, check your lip gloss, and move to sit on the front steps.

As soon as his car pulled up, you got up and walked down the front sidewalk. A grin spread on your face as you opened the door and slid in. Two driveways down sat the man ordered to follow you. You’d met him in passing, knowing that he ran errands for your father.

He watched the car pull away, giving it a short time before revving his bike to life, and following the two of you. Negan wasn’t worried about you getting into anything illegal. Your boyfriend was a cop’s kid, after all.

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ive been in my feelings all day and reflecting on life aka shit i didnt catch on to when i was younger and i just remembered a boy named ken who i used to play guitar hero with all day. Tbh i thought he just really sucked because he would miss a lot of the buttons but he was funny and nice and never got sore over coming last every time. but then one day we were eating watermelon out back and i saw his right hand. He only had his pointer, ring, and thumb with a long scar running down his forearm. I had been hanging out with this kid foe over a year and never noticed it. and ken seemed to realize that from the beginning and stuck around even though i joked around about him bein shit at video games and not as fast as me at climbing a tree. before he moved away i asked him why he never got angry and all he said was “you always picked the crappy songs anyways so i guess it was no problem sucking.”

The Oddkids.

One summer, when I was a boy, my parents sent me to stay with my grandparents for the break. Raised in the pacific northwest, a small town in eastern Mississippi might as well have been an entirely different country for all I was concerned. The instant we got out of the airport I was struck with the oppressive humidity, and I became convinced right then and there that my parents downright despised me.

Of course, the reality was much kinder than that. My grandparents were good folks, and thankfully I met a girl within a few days of arrival, and we became fast friends. Her name was Jessie. A local girl with long blonde hair and green eyes – the first pair I’d ever encountered. I was in love at first sight. Jessie was a year or two older than me, but that didn’t matter much to us.

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Critical Role Fic: Hand over Fist

This fic was written for the Critical Role Reverse Bang. Huge thanks to @critrolebang​ for all their work setting up this exchange and to @triaelf9 for sharing such lovely art.

HAND OVER FIST

[AO3 | More Fic]

The turn of the seasons: terror, transition, turmoil, tranquility. Four times Vex’ahlia keeps watch over what’s hers.

(Art by the incomparable @triaelf9​, also on twitter!)


i.

“Having trouble?”

Vex grits her teeth and makes another swing at the tree branch just above her head. This time, her hand connects firmly with the slippery bark, but she also jams her finger into it at a weird angle, so overall it’s perhaps not the best move she’s made all day. Swallowing a yelp of pain, she adjusts her grip, digs her fingers in, and hoists herself up, scraping her knee in the process.

“You’re always so graceful,” her brother calls up, and okay, right now her main goal in climbing this tree is to get to a firm enough footing that she can flip him off with impunity.

Knees trembling with the effort, she rests a hand against the mossy trunk and pushes slowly to her feet. Beside her, clinging to a branch almost twice as big around as his little bear-cub paws can reach, Trinket grumbles a complaint. An adorable complaint. “I know, buddy,” she says, under her breath. “You’re doing great. Bears are really good at climbing trees, I promise.”

“Hey,” says Vax, still loitering just below her, “you know you’re not especially well-hidden up there.”

“You’re going to need support from above, brother, but the way you’re acting I might just find something better to do with my time.” She curses when her right boot skids slightly across the rain-dampened branch underfoot, but manages to keep her balance. Wobbling, barely daring to breathe, she pulls her bow from over her shoulder and nocks an arrow. “Hah! Told you it’d work.”

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Disappointed

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction

Pairing: Negan x Daughter!Reader, Carl x Reader
Word count: 1,136
Warnings: Swearing

Part 2 of Gonna Marry That Boy


“I know what boys his fuckin’ age think love means, and there’s no way in hell you’re runnin’ off to do that with that little shit!” As he saw your eyes look anywhere but at his face, and the coloring on your face change slightly, barely noticeable in the light from the parking lot, his anger grew. “You’ve got to be fuckin’ kidding me!”

You jumped and looked up at him, tears in your eyes. “We were careful…” Your voice was barely above a whisper.

He ran his hand over his face. “YOU!” He pointed at Carl. “Get your sorry ass home. I’m gonna be havin’ a chat with your daddy, boy.”

Carl didn’t have to be told twice. He was back to his car in record time. Your eyes never left Negan. “Please, calm down.”

“Calm down? You want me to calm down? That little shit had his hands on MY daughter!” He put his hands on his hips. “Go finish putting some fuckin’ clothes on. I need to go have a chat real quick, and then we’re going to see that punk’s father.” Negan left no room for argument as he stormed off.


After you’d put everything back on, you walked over to where Negan and Simon stood. You shot Simon a look. He was someone you knew well from growing up around the Saviors, and he never gave a single hint that he had been following you. Crossing your arms over your chest, your Y/E/C looked up at Negan. His jaw was set as his eyes looked over at you. “I’m dressed.” You told him.

“God, you look like your mother.” He sighed. “Let’s go. I gotta go scare the fuck outta that punk.”

You started following him to his bike. “Dad, come on.” You half whined. “Do you really have to go play badass at his house and talk to Rick?”

He stopped and turned to you. “Rick?” Negan did not sound amused. “You call his father ‘Rick’?”

“He insisted, saying he found it weird that his son’s girlfriend was calling him ‘Sheriff Grimes’.” You shrugged, not seeing the issue with it. “Mr. Grimes made him feel old, and when I called him Mr. G as a joke he said that it sounded odd. So. That left Rick.” You explained. “Why’s it a big deal?”

“How fuckin’ often do you see him?” He asked, pissed at Simon for not telling him everything. They would be having a talk after this. It was going to be a long ass night, and you were not leaving his sight, either.

You groaned. “I eat dinner there the nights that you guys meet usually.” Tonight Rick had to work, leaving you and Carl to do whatever else you wanted. “He drives me home from school sometimes, if Carl has to work.” You couldn’t see why he cared if you and Rick got along. It just meant another person to keep you safe. “Is it because he’s a cop?” Leave it up to your father to get pissy because you were dating a cop’s kid.

“It’s because he’s a grown ass man!” He shot back. “Now let’s go. We’re stopping at home for you to put some real fuckin’ clothes on, young lady.” Negan motioned for you to follow, and was clearly done with the conversation.

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CS ff: “Nevers” (au)

Summary: Life is full of every type of “never” but life also has a way of proving Killian and Emma wrong at every turn. 

Rating: T (probably just for language)

A/N: So Tuesday was @hook-come-back-to-me‘s birthday, and I missed it, because I am the worst. If you’ve never interacted with Katie before, I highly suggest you do so. She is a total sweetheart, and I have spent many a night-shift swapping messages while the hours tick by. I asked if she had a prompt in mind, but she told me to pick, and something magical happened. I came across a prompt list that had “I want another one” in reference to kids, and it made me think of my favorite commercial right now, and I knew I had to write a CS version of it. So here it is, love. Belated Happy Birthday and you are such a darling addition to my life. Thank you for being my friend! <3<3


On opposite sides of a lavish pool, Emma Swan and Killian Jones are grousing to their respective circles about how they will never get married, like, ever. Never.

“Never,” they say at the same exact time, while Ruby and Belle nod in agreement around Emma, and August and Will grunt their sentiments in Killian’s direction.

A half hour later, Emma meets Killian when he runs into her. Killian meets Emma when her beer sloshes out of her cup and all the way down his front.

A half hour later, they’re making out in the pool house.

A half hour later, Emma is sliding Killian’s phone back in his pocket, her number saved with beer and heart emojis, matching fuckstruck looks on their faces.

A half year later, they’re still together and Killian isn’t sure he can live without Emma by his side for all the rest of his days, and suddenly it seems like a good time to change that verdict of “never.”

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anonymous asked:

i loved your Starbucks headcanons! could you do ones for the rfa finding out that mc is having a baby?

aaaa okay let me take a whirl at this!

yoosung
- you and yoosung go to a party but have a little too much to drink
- y'all did the deed but oops you forgot to use protection
- a few weeks later this you’re constantly throwing up
- you’re so sick that you have to stay home from classes
- you’re so weak that yoosung has to stay home with you
- he’s freaking out
- why are you so sick
- why do you keep throwing up you haven’t eaten anything in three days
- he drives you to the hospital and is panicking so badly
- “please be okay”
- THE POOR ANGEL HOLDS YOUR HAND AS YOU GET SICK INTO THE WASTE BIN AND HE WHISPERS “just breathe, you’ll be okay. don’t panic”
- meanwhile on the inside he’s so worried for you
- you get to the hospital and the nurses run their tests
- the doctor comes in with your chart and says, “well alright, everything looks good. it’s normal at the beginning to be so sick but it’ll disappear as you progress farther in. eat very plain and drink a lot of fluids until you get your strength back.”
- you and yoosung both stare at each other like what the fuck
- “excuse me doctor what do you mean?”
- “ma'am, you’re four weeks pregnant.”
- yoosung’s mouth drops to the floor and as the doctor leaves he squeals so loud
- he kisses your head, cheeks, tummy, everywhere
- “we’re having a baby!”

jaehee
- you and jaehee have wanted a baby forever but it wasn’t visit logically possible
- she stays up late one night researching all possible ways for same-sex couples to have children and ends yo spending the whole night reading about artificial insemination
- she runs the idea by you and has literally everything planned out
- wow jaehee i didn’t realize how serious you were
- you two finally decide to try it
- during the five days before the appointment jaehee literally spends all day shopping for baby clothes
- “what? i want to be prepared!”
- during the procedure jaehee can’t stop smiling
- the procedure goes well and you set up the follow-up
- a week or so later, what do you know! you’re late for your period!
- you also have the urge to eat honey buddha chips and peanut butter!
- this makes jaehee so excited that she can’t wait to find out from the doctor
- she literally runs to the drug store and buys you a pregnancy test
- “it’s…positive…”
- jaehee picks your ass up and spins you around so fast
- “i’m going to go online shopping for cribs!”

zen
- you and him had been married about a year and had no serious plan to have children as of yet
- however, you saw that zen was becoming more fond of babies wherever you guys went
- he constantly asked to hold and play with them
- “zen they might think you’re strange and call the police on you” “but their baby is so cute!”
- you both talked about it and decided to try for a baby
- that night y'all did the deed….more than once ;)
- zen couldn’t go to sleep that night because he was so excited
- about three weeks later, you notice you’re constantly feeling sick to your stomach and wanting to eat weird foods
- you’ve literally asked zen to go out and buy you ketchup and pie crust
- while he’s out at rehearsal, you decide to take a test
- it’s positive!
- you decide to make the reveal exciting so you put the test in an envelope with a “congratulations” card from the supermarket
- when he gets home you tell him something came in the mail
- i wonder what it could be??????
- he opens up the envelope and reads the card, a confused but excited look plastered upon his face. he takes the test out, looks at it, and starts whooping and hollering
- he picks you up by your waist and spins you around, kissing you as hard as he can
- “we made a baby, holy shit!”

jumin
- you and jumin never really discussed trying to have kids
- you both kinda just knew
- you both did the deed about every night because, you know, gotta make sure!
- jumin woke up every morning at roughly 5 and pretended to rock s watermelon baby
- he took this whole thing very seriously
- you didn’t realize that until you saw him awake every morning rocking a fruit to sleep
- when you’re routine physical came around, you were disappointed
- you expected to feel a noticeable change in your body, so you prepared to bring a list of questions
- the doctor checked your blood, urine, height, and weight before returning with the results
- “mr. and ms. han, i just did her tests and they came back unusual so i looked closer. ms. han, i’m happy to say that you’re pregnant. congratulations!
- jumin was frozen into place
- literally, he wasn’t moving
- did he turn to stone in .2 seconds?
- suddenly he cups your cheeks in his hands and kisses you
- luckily the doctor is gone, because he starts running his hands down your back to your butt
- “i can’t wait to celebrate this new baby with you tonight”
- although you thought you would be getting lucky later, it turns out that all jumin had in mind was online shopping for baby clothes and looking into Lamaze classes
- “in this one, you get to learn about breathing techniques and in this one, you get to try leaning over yoga balls!” “jumin, they’re all the same!” “okay but listen
- honestly, the smile on his face made it so much better

luciel
- surprisingly, luciel was the one who approached you about the baby topic first
- as he put it, he "wanted a small human to take care of”
- you agreed, and he became super excited
- the whole night he researched “how to produce a baby in the quickest amount of time
- he literally typed "how to produce a baby” into google
- “babe, you need to wait until day 14 of your cycle!” “….why?” “that’s when you’re most fertile!”
- dear god help him
- you reluctantly agree and on day fourteen, you try for a baby
- “no silicon for this baby!” “luciel, condoms are made of latex.” “oh. right.”
- what are we going to do with him?
- a few weeks later at a routine checkup, you find out you’re pregnant
- lets surprise luciel because why not!
- you hang up balloons saying “it’s a boy” and “it’s a girl,” fill baby bottles with honey buddha chips and scatter them around the house, and take pictures of baby toys to the walls
- luciel comes home from work later that day and is confused at all the decorations
- but when he realizes, his eyes are beaming with excitement
- “we made a human!”
- he picks you up and places you on the counter, kidding your ears, nose, neck, stomach, anywhere he can get his lips that make you blush
- “i can’t wait to be a parent with you. i promise to be the best father i can. we’ll be a good team.”
*****not surprisingly, he buys you guys matching baseball shirts with real numbers and a “team choi” logo. he even buys one for the baby “because the baby is a part of the family now too, so ‘we all need to match’”

Shiver Shiver

Prompt: high school AU that takes place in the 70s and Han is this super cool biker guy with his friend Chewie and they pretty much rule the school. Han dated Leia their freshman year but they decided to just stay friends (even though they fight all the time) and one night Leia drags Luke to a big party where he meets Han (they had met before but they never really talked) and they really hit it off. Maybe Leia could be a little mad about it because her brother is a flower or she’s jealous.

Rating: G (maybe T)

Word count: 1,647

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Highway to Hell - Demon!Luke pt. 3

A/N: This part is a lot longer than the first two (and probably most of the rest to come) so I won’t be posting part four tomorrow. I also need to catch up on it and write more because honestly this is all I have right now. I didn’t expect 10 pages to go by so quickly! But like usual, let me know what you guys think!

part one / part two

           My head pounded and everything looked like a giant blur, but not because I was drunk or hung over.

           “But why do I multiply everything by pi?” I asked again.

           “That’s part of the second equation,” Luke tried to explain. It was Wednesday night and we were both free for once, so he came to my room in an attempt to help me with calc. As usual, Brooke was in her boyfriend’s room so we didn’t have any interruptions. “When you divide this by this and take it all to the seventh power, you need to multiply the answer by pi.”

           “Yeah but why is it always pi? Why is pi the magic number for everything? Why isn’t it ever 12? Maybe I want to multiply the entire equation by 12 instead of a number with 18 million decimal points,” I whined, shoving my face into my hands.

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Preference #3: They find out you're pregnant (4/4)

Requested: Yes

AN: Some of the situations are real and I found them very cute. I hope you enjoy it!

ASHTON:

When I saw two lines appear in the pregnancy test, a lump formed in my throat. My hands started to shake and my mind was going crazy. Ashton and I talked about having kids but not right now; he had a successful career in the music world. I couldn’t think anything else but Ashton getting mad at me when I told him the news. I didn’t want to do it but I knew I had to. So I went upstairs, where he was decorating the spare room. “Ashton?” I mumbled and I just burst to tears. He stopped painting the room and he approached me. “Babe, what’s the matter?” he asked, worry in his voice. He didn’t know what to do with his hands, so finally he decided take mine and he squeezed my hands slightly, reassuring me. “I think I’m pregnant’ I said between tears. When I looked at him, he was so calm and a smile formed in his lips. “That’s wonderful news, baby” he said, touched. He laughed softly when he saw my confusion. He grabbed my face and pressed his lips in my forehead. “I’m so happy”. “Really?”. “Yeah. Everything is going to be okay, you’ll see. But we have to re-decorate this room! What do you think we’ll have? A boy? A girl? Maybe we could paint this room yellow, so that way we can be prepared for anything. And then we can have—“ I cut him off by kissing him. Ashton wrapped his arms around me and I smiled into the kiss. “I think we have a lot of time to re-decorate this room, Ash”. “Yeah, you’re right baby. Sorry. I’m so excited” I laughed softly.  

CALUM:

When I called Calum to come and sit down with me, he knew something was wrong. “What’s the problem?” he said, with worry in his eyes. Because of the shock, I couldn’t say anything. He started to guess: “Babe? Are you okay? Is your family okay? Did you do something to the car? Because it’s okay if you did, I’m not going to get mad” I shook my head. “Okay, that’s good. I’m not sure I could keep that promise. You know I really like that car” he said, relieved. “Wait. Did you cheat on me?!” he exclaimed. “No! For God’s sake, no” I said, quickly. “Oh, okay… That’s good too. So, what is it, baby?” I gasped but nothing came out of my mouth. “Are you pregnant?” he asked in a mumble. I nodded, unable to say something. He got up from the sofa and he kneeled before me and kissed my tummy. “Hey baby, I’m your daddy. Mommy thinks I’m going to freak out but I think she’s more scared than me. And as weird as it sound, I’m so happy to be the calmed one for once!” I laughed, tears in my eyes as I caressed his hair. “Can’t wait to see you, baby”. He looked at me. “I’m going to be a dad” he said, excited.

LUKE:

For several days I knew i was pregnant. I wanted to tell Luke but I didn’t know how to do it. I wanted it to be perfect so when I found the perfect way, I couldn’t be more excited. That day, when Luke woke up and went to the kitchen, he found the table decorated with baby stuff. But, Luke being Luke, he didn’t realized. He pecked my lips and sat down. He took the daddy mug and drank the coffee in it. I was trying to hold my laugh; I couldn’t believe he didn’t notice. He grabbed the pregnancy test, thinking it was a fork, and when he was about to cut the waffle, he realized what he had in his hand. “Babe?” he asked with his sleepy voice, confused. “What is this?” He examined it. “I mean, I know what it is but two lines means you’re pregnant or two lines mean you’re not pregnant?” I couldn’t help but laugh. He was so dumb. “I don’t know babe, what do you think?”. He looked the table and then he saw the daddy mug and the puzzle pieces that said “u + me = 3!”. “Holly shit! You’re pregnant!” he yelled, getting up and running towards me, wrapping his arms around me and spinning me around. I laughed. “We’re going to be parents!”. “Yes, we will” I said, tears in my eyes. “I’m so stupid, I didn’t notice all the stuff in the table” he laughed, ashamed.

MICHAEL:

I wasn’t very good breaking news gently so I had to think about a way to tell Michael I was pregnant. I was scared because I didn’t know what he would think. We never talked about having kids and although we both love them, we were too young. But I had to tell him, so I texted him.

He came home around six and he saw I was really nervous. “Are you okay?” he asked me, frowning. “Yes, yes but I can’t find my earrings” it was true, I couldn’t find my earrings and I was going crazy looking for them. Michael helped me but I shouldn’t have let him. “Babe?” he called me. I went to the bedroom, where he was and he was holding the pregnancy test. His face was priceless. His mouth was open and he was looking at me with wide-eyes. “That’s why you said party for three, right? God, I’m so stupid!” he exclaimed. I didn’t know if he was happy or not. So, due to the nerves, I started to cry. “No! No! Baby, don’t!” he said, grabbing my chin and kissing me. “We’re going to be fine. I promise you”. “Yo-You’re ok-okay with this?” I stammered. “What? I’m better than okay! This is the best news ever! I can’t wait to tell my mom and my dad. And the guys! God, they’re going to freak out!” I couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re such a dork” I said, smiling. “You’re about to have two. Because I promise you that it will be a boy” I shook my head and smiled.

An Amusing Discovery

A/N: This is my 2nd submission for @whispersandwhiskerburn,

Angel’s 750 Follower Celebration . Congratulations once again. You deserve soooooooo many more!

I wrote this around the idea of going to a convention. However, never having been to one myself, I’m not totally sure how correctly I wrote this. Huge shout out to @babypieandwhiskey for the beta and trying to help get me some help on here last night.

As usual, if I tagged you and you don’t want me to, just send me a message. If you would like to be added to my tags, let me know! Enjoy and happy reading!

PROMPT: “Live long and prosper” Star Trek

PAIRING: Dean x Reader

WARNING: None, unless you consider this was my attempt at humor as a very serious warning.

WORD COUNT: 1468

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This is for @trisscar368 for my Nini’s 600 Celebration-Gif/Pic Angstification

Just a load of angst. Sad reader, dumb Jensen, angst. 


Broken

Conventions.

God, y/n hated these things.

Of course, she was still going to attend them.

She had to.

She needed to show her support for Jensen so she went to basically every little TV appearance and convention he was scheduled to go on.

Though she hated being there.

It was full of women screaming for him, for Jared and Misha. And all the other cast members.

She usually would’ve been one of those women had it been her favourite actors, but when it was her man they were fawning over, well that just pissed her off.

It made it worse that these fans often had photo ops with him, usually hugging him tight or having him stare into their eyes.

It was weird.

She just hated it.

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