we need more tucker pick up lines

anonymous asked:

tuckington, "we need to make out right now for science."

It’s a terrible pick up line. It’s one of his worst, and it wasn’t what he was planning on saying, but he says it, okay, it happened.

It’s not his fault, Wash’s just got his helmet off and he’s got stupid freckles fucking everywhere and he’s laughing and telling this story, and he just fucking says it.

“We need to make out right now,” Tucker says. “For science.”

Wash stops mid-story, surprise etched all over his face. Tucker may panic a bit.

“I mean—”

“For science, huh?” Wash interrupts.

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