we met a mallard

unclescrooge  asked:

What's your favorite adventure I've ever taken you kids on?

[HD]: We’ll get back to this, promise!

[DD]: Er… what about the mummy adventure? Wait, wait! I got it, our first one, the one to Atlantis! Or, maybe when we met Mallard Hitchcock…?

[LD]: Come back later. …much later.


{ASK BOX IS OPEN!!}

Listeners, many of you know I have a bit of a delicate relationship with our new station management. And recent events have caused some concern for many of you. But, rest assured, while management and artists are often at odds about how to run a business, here at the station we all have one thing in common: We love radio.

I just met our new program director, Lauren Mallard. And you know, she’s a delight! In fact, she’s joining me in the studio right now. I thought it would be a good time to introduce you to the kindest, most gentle manager we have ever had at this station.

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