we love nasty

you know what i liked more about this episode

is like how the child acted…like kids

how teen moon was scared because she was suddenly queen and didnt have idea what to do because she was a child facing adult responsibilities

how marco needed help from his parents and even then he wanted to see his friend and carried those sweet seeds all the way

how star cried and asked for her mom when she was trapped inside ludo

like im so happy cause i always see how in all the shows the responsibility is put on children shoulders like they were adults or they know what they are doing and then everyone expects them to do everything right but they are just kids and they need guidance.

and that effect you could see it on ludo. asking for being loved and recognized for something in his life.

i loved that.

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Uh-oh. Manila folder time.

Humans Are Weird

Have you ever noticed how humans love talking about their problems? Not like important or emotional problems, things like “If I touch poison ivy my entire body swells almost double.” “Oh that’s nothing. If I eat a tomato my eyes grow double in size and can pop out of my head.” “My bunions get super dry and flaky if I don’t moisturize twice daily and I am able to shed an entire layer of foot skin.”

We love sharing nasty body facts. So imagine Engineer Xathner has had a long day monitoring the warp core, and just wants a nice dinner before bed, but the humans at the table next to him are swapping stories about what happens to them if they eat bread or touch a cat. Xathner has never heard such disgusting profanity! And it just seems to keep getting worse and worse with each round! At this point he is surprised these humans are alive at all, given what happens to them if they use that particular soap brand!

anonymous asked:

okay I was mad wrong. The tattoo dont got Eleanor looking crazy in these streets. Louis just took it to a whole new level! He brought his homie along flipped her the bird and took her to a gay baalthen spent the night taking pics with hot gay guys. Louis got Eleanor lookin like a goddamn clown in these streets. Glad she not from my hood cuz bruuuuuh she be gettin roasted like idk what. This a new one for the Larrie history book!

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I’ve seen that letter a hundred times before. In my darkest moments I’d…go to it for comfort…for solace, for… a boost when I needed it. Because I… because I always thought it was about me.

The letter that wasn’t meant for her…then anyway.

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Remember when Clarke and Anya first met? Clarke offered her hand, was refused. We’ve come full circle. x

anonymous asked:

new to the tayvin fandom, what should I know???

whaaaaale first off HI IM KIMANI WELCOME TO MY PORN TAYVIN BLOG

on your journey through this weird ass fandom you will encounter numerous characters who go by….well….numerous names.

we’ll start with the main characters

BAMBI/BECKY/”THIS BITCH”/HEAUX

TAYLOR

BOB/BOB THE BITER/DWEEB/CALVIN

ADAM

(although i prefer not to refer to him by his real name because i don’t feel i know him well enough to call him by a name usually reserved for his family and friends…and Taylor. I call him Adam when im extra pissed but…..we’ll go on with that later)

and a few of Calvin’s friends who apparently only Tayvin shippers pay attention to such as

CHARLIE “UNCLE CHARLIE” TADMAN

(he works with Calvin’s label but he’s hilarious and usually pops up where ever Calvin is)

*snapchat: charlietadman

*instagram:@charlietadman​ 

BURNS

(another DJ! Yay! he’s dope and hot and weird and cool and yeah….das Burns)

*snapchat: thisisburns

*instagram: @thisisburns4real​ 

there are also a few others but they aren’t necessarily characters which appear in this story often…these two are the most entertaining tbh the others are more important if you’re down with the logistics part of the fandom who deal with these two’s whereabouts 

buy yeah…

so we begin our story with a significant quote i hope will come up in someone’s vows or something later on because it is soooo important here we go:

“It will be really hard to convince me. And if you see me in the press hand in hand with someone even after having said this, it will be because that someone is absolutely extraordinary”-Taylor Swift

you see, this is a quote many tayvin shippers find as a type of “home” in a way. the assholes (Tayvin) don’t tend to do much…publicly….so when the drought becomes too much to bear, we think about this as a relief. a reminder that what Taylor and Calvin have is in fact amazing and that Calvin is someone “extraordinary” in her life right now because mere months after this was said…..she went to the Brits where she and Calvin officially met for the first time

thanks to the AMAZING Ellie Goulding who introduced them that glorious night 

thank you Ellie <3

BUT NONE OF US HAD ANY IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES UNTIL NOT TOO SOON AFTER

NASHVILLE HAPPENED

AND EVERY BLOOMING TAYVIN SHIPPER WENT ALL

the last photo is an example of what we would call a “potato pic” or anything along the lines of a sucky ass photo where you can’t see shit but you know they’re there somewhere like these few photos

(eating an ice cream sundae in Rhode Island 4th of July weekend)

(sitting on his lap or between his legs at a benefit concert hosted by HAIM in LA)

OH THE HAIM CONCERT AKA THE NIGHT OF THE FIRST HQ CANDIDS OF THEM TOGETHER yes child lemme tell you that night we not only got word of this

but we also got to see protective Calvin in action for the first time and boy was it amazing….AND they were matching again with some bad ass leather jackets ugh Jesus take the wheel that was such an amazing night ugh

you know what maybe i’ll make this a bit shorter by grouping all of the LA dates together because boy are they good at fucking us up in LA when we least expect it….

he wore a motherfucking sweater….

he wore a motherfucking blazer

hell yeah im counting this one as an LA date because we actually got photographic evidence of them being together and it was the first picture Taylor posted of the two of them

the second picture she posted of them on her instagram was the infamous “friendly relations….” post

and we can’t forget the one time he DID contribute to the cause by hitting us upside the head with “She cooks too”

and the good ole tweet that’ll never get old (no for real i was in target the other day and i thought about THE twee and started smiling like an idiot randomly)

im skipping a few things but there was also that wonderful night when i woke up to Calvin’s fucking “Moment” post with Meredith and Olivia the night of the BBQ he threw for Taylor and their friends at his house

(by the way a lot of this shit goes down when im either sleeping or on a flight….literally all the time.)

but that was the end of the beginning basically…this is when it came to our attention that….well…..WE NEED A FUCKING SELFIE

WE BEG FOR A SELFIE

WE CRAVE DA SELFIE LIKE WE CRAVE THAT MINERAL

THE SELFIE IS OUR MINERAL

AND WE HAVE YET TO GET IT

IT HAS BEEN 214 DAYS 20 HOURS AND 36+ MINUTES

WE DON’T HAVE A SELFIE

so you’ll see a lot of selfie thirst while you make your way through the fandom

you’ll also see many mentions of inappropriate thoughts of tayvin and…..what they do in their free time….terms may be thrown around a lot like

-scrabble

-carrots

-(any type of vegetable really)

-”Enter With Boldness”

and pretty much things of the sort….disgusting yes but we loves da nasties so feel free to be as nasty as you please

this fandom is also obsessed with knowing their actual height difference seeing as taylor is

always

wearing

HEELS

AND THIS FUCKING GIANT IS STILL SIGNIFICANTLY TALLER THAN HER?????????????? TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE???????????HE’S SO HOT?????????

(he’s 6′5 by the way)

yet of course in every good thing there is some bad and we tend to get shit thrown at us by people who don’t agree with these two being together which usually ends in the virtual fist fight

but it is what it is….

IMPORTANT TIMES TO NOTE

-NYC TAYVIN

-FOURTH OF JULY TAYVIN

-LA TAYVIN

-BBMAS TAYVIN (hell yeah they were each other’s dates at an award show and you better believe the entire fucking squad was there with them)

also the origination of “where’s adam”

-NASHVILLE TAYVIN

-EASTER TAYVIN (”oh no babe!” which can be heard when listened to carefully in the background of Taylor’s easter egg hunt video with her brother Austin)

there have also been countless times when Calvin has shown up to her shows on tour which were such beautiful acts of boyfriendness even that time he surprised her

BUT TAYLOR HAS SUPPORTED HIM TOO! during the “low key” days when no one knew about them, homegirl went to his show in Vegas but no one thought anything of it

and then she saw him again right at the side of the stage at Wango Tango this year (where yours truly watched the lanky dweebs have the time of their lives, one performing and watching the other jam tf out)

i think i’ve spent long enough on this response but those are the basic things to know about Tayvin’s story and our completely disfunctional fandom full of reachers, heathens, and emotional assholes who pay really close attention to social media interactions and music lyrics (here’s a link to the Spotify tayvin playlist)

enjoy your stay

you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

We would watch your shows from a box
You know you’re a stone cold fox

We love you as HG Wells
We love to see you raising hell

We love you when you’re a Casti
We love Stahma when she’s nasty

We watch to see you defy
The hetero mantra of Syfy

You know we watched Fright Night 2
Mostly just because of you

We will watch your shows here and there
We will watch them anywhere

We will watch you in every scene
We love you, Jaime, unicorn queen

—  Excerpt from the sacred femslash text,
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Jaime Murray