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Better storylines than that incredibly fake episode of Jane the Virgin

- Michael passes his exams and becomes a lawyer, defends Rafael and finds his birth parents
- Michael and Petra become superheroes and start chasing down sin rostro
- Michael comes to terms with Jane also dating Petra as well as being married to him but he’s totally ok with it
- Michael and Rafael argue about who gets to drive mateo to baseball practice (when he’s older) but instead they work it out and create their own league
- Michael passes his exams and starts working at airports trying to counteract the ban
- Michael has to help Luisa find a more suitable relationship (again)
- Jane and Michael have a second baby
- They have to plan a big catholic christening it’s very stressful
- Michael helps Jane publish her novel (it’s dedicated to him, mateo, xo, alba and rogelio)
- Jane and Michael live happily ever after and both die of natural causes

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I’m rereading the Lara Jean series and I’m really excited to discover what happens in the last book 🙈 This series is super cute and fluffy (what I need right now) and I’m enjoying it as much as the first time I read it 😍💕

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“The bible had a plauge of locusts, we have a plauge of pensioners*” - 5.06

Every ‘Shrixie’ moment 💖💛💖 (5/??)

Hi lovelies! I’m going to start a little segment on my IG called #TeawithJill it’s loosely based off Teatime with Tash from Tash Heart Tolstoy (a favorite of mine) where I will host discussions (and frankly, SPILL TEA) about diversity and other things in the YA book community 
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Today, I’m starting off with the reveal of the To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before movie! I LOVE this trilogy, it’s adorable, there’s baking, and a wonderful guy named Peter K. ♡
However, the movie is facing a lot of backlash cause out of all 3 actresses of the Song Covey girls, NONE are Korean, but the culture is important to Lara Jean’s character…
Personally, I was ecstatic about the movie, but the idea of saying POC are replaceable sends a horrible message to Koreans and POC in general. I doubt the casting will change its mind, but I’m hoping these things can be avoided in the future and give readers the representation they deserve.
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Thanks for joining me to my first #TeawithJill

shit my shakespeare prof has said

so my roomie and I took a class on shakespeare’s comedies this semester and the professor was literally a Gift so we started writing down her best quotes please enjoy

  • always leave room for jesus, at least 12 inches
  • hospitals actually have put a locator on babies and if a baby leaves a certain area an alarm goes off. I know this - they’d be like “back behind the line lina” ooh ok *mimes wheeling baby back in*…. how did I get here
  • (talking about cuckholding) usually the mother knows that the baby is her’s but for the father ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my children look exactly like their dad though so there isn’t as much mystery…… *turns to chalkboard to write* ok lina what are you talking about
  • (scrolling through scene selection screen on Much Ado About Nothing dvd) there’s, there’s keanu… aw keanu how did you end up here
  • (scene from movie changes, switches to shirtless keanus reeves in a tunnel) *pauses* heh… there’s keanu again….. not his best work
  • *draws heart between Antonio and Bassanio’s names*
  • a midsummer night’s dream was the first shakspeare play I read. I read it when I was 12 and high with a 104 fever, I guess I thought it was a good time to start reading some shakespeare
  • (about the same experience) wow I can hear my blood
  • beatrice: man eater
  • my name works perfectly with iambic pentameter haha – this won’t be as easy for some of you
  • not a quote but she put a random smiley on part of an assignment where I explained the use of spleen(e)
  • flowers… always vaginas…. arrows…… always penises
  • (about the christmas carol if people in the class didn’t know it) He says bah-humbug a lot
  • If music is the food of love, give me so much of it that I barf
  • synesthesia is like when - without drugs - you hear music with colors. or with drugs, that’s good too
  • (about belief that semen was basically brain fluid) a medievalist told me that this was so deeply believed that supposedly when a man ejaculates his head shrinks
  • my husband had lyme disease and didn’t know it and he got to the point where half his face was frozen. but at least it wasn’t a stroke, I was happy about that.
  • what is sex? sex is music, no sex is rat poison
  • we might associate authority with height, I guess since we’re mammals??
  • (continuation of last quote) my dog used to be obedient for us but he’s blind and old. Now he’s just like “I don’t know what’s going on, I’m gonna run in the street!”
  • children are unsettling. full stop.
  • (about mamillius in the winter’s tale) his name is breastboy!
  • and here’s the bear running!