we liked it enough to want to return

do y’all remember that time that cas followed dean all through purgatory knowing that he wasn’t going to return to earth with him. and when cas let go dean was so hurt and devastated by that he literally made up an entirely different scenario in which losing cas was his fault. like straight up hallucinated that shit because it was less painful than the idea that cas didn’t want to go back with him. do y’all remember tha t

flexrocket  asked:

I MAY REGRET THIS. BUT. TEACH ME THE BASEBALL

well friend there are two kinds: there is professional baseball, wherein 9 men take turns standing in a designated spot to hit a ball, thrown by a professional ball thrower who is so admirably pushing against his body and physics itself. they hit this ball, hopefully, in a spot where their 9 opponents will not be able to catch or stop it, eventually returning to the spot they tried to hit the ball from, which counts as a run. then y’know you get enough runs you win the game. they play on a diamond because they are all about GLAMOUR,  they get in cute formation because they are all probably Beyonce fans like hi who wouldn’t be

important things to remember about the positions:

  • catchers have the best butts because their job is doing squats (except the dodgers’ catcher AJ Ellis BUT WE’LL GET TO THAT)
  • first baseman are, like, all ex catchers who decided they didn’t want to squat anymore at some point but they’re tall so that’s a plus
  • second base doesn’t actually play anywhere fuckin near second base that often so idk what the fuck that’s about but like sure guys let’s lie to the people. chase utley is a second baseman and he is a sociopath that tells u all u need to know tbh!!!!!
  • shortstops – SHOCKINGLY USUALLY SHORT. nimble. tiny sprites of the field! always delightful! (except corey seager who is a ginormous BUT WE’LL GET TO THAT)
  • third basemen are too tall to play shortstop so they go there. gotta be down with diving into the stands to catch a ball at some point. they will not catch the ball, but they will look SUPER RAD. the dodgers’ is tormund from game of thrones! he’s real cute. even though i hate him rn BUT WE’LL GET TO THAT.
  • left, right, center field – well not to be too delicate but if you’re a big ol’ herb and a good hitter and they just need a reason to have u on the field so u can be that good ass hitter for them, WELCOME 2 THE OUTFIELD SON! but they are very important. if u wanna marry a ball player these are ur dudes they can play forever.
  • pitchers – magical beautiful genetic freaks. every single one. their elbow will try to escape their body in protest at some point and it will be sad. their legs hold all their power so they are all shockingly thick!!!!!! but their arms aren’t IT’S REAL WEIRD but like i said– genetic freaks. i love them a lot and i will protect them forever (except for the Dodgers’ BUT WE’LL GET TO THAT)

then there is DODGER baseball, WHERE NOBODY FUCKING HITS ANYTHING ANYWHERE AND SOMETIMES THEY HIT IT SO DIRECTLY AND WITH SUCH LASER FUCKING PRECISION TOWARDS THEIR OPPONENTS THAT 2 DUDES ARE ELIMINATED AT ONCE, BUT WHEN THEIR OPPONENTS DO IT THEY SURE THE FUCK CAN’T CATCH IT!!!! WHOSE PROFESSIONAL BALL THROWERS ARE ALL ON FIRE AND WORSE THAN ANAL BLEEDING (except for Clayton Edward Kershaw, first of his name, leader of the hurlers and the legendary men, ruler of the great dirt mound, etc) AND WHO MAKE ME REGRET LOVING THEM PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.
LIKE IS IT EVEN A SPORT WHEN THEY PLAY IT? I’M NOT SURE THAT IS A QUESTION FOR SCIENCE. LEANING TOWARDS NO, THOUGH. LEANING TOWARDS THIS WHOLE TEAM IS [FERTILIZER]*. EVERYONE ON OUR TEAM HAS GLASS BONES OR CAN’T SEE OR WORSE IS JOSH PEDICURE (*angel emoji*). EVEN OUR CATCHER HAS A FLAT BUTT. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE’VE GOTTEN SO FAR.

but the most important thing to remember about baseball is that the s*n f*ansisco giants are the most evil team of all time and they live in a volcano where they routinely offer dogs and cats as sacrifices to the darkest of lords which u know because their star player is somehow named fucking GERALD like as if any force of good would allow a dude named GERALD to be gassed.

anyway that’s baseball give or take a bunch of nuances WHICH I AM HAPPY 2 ADDRESS AT ANY TIME. except the infield fly rule i don’t understand that, nobody understands that, anyone who says they do is a liar. the sf giants probably say they understand it and you know all about them!!!!!!!!!! I’M VERY SORRY TO HAVE BROUGHT U TO THIS POINT IN UR LIFE BUT ALSO WELCOME I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE

XO

GINGER, OFFICIAL DODGERS EXPERT & TEAM MOM**


*THAT’S A VIN SCULLY JOKE SHOUTS TO U VIN HE’S FED UP TOO

**self appointed obvi

This Friday & Sunday evening the band and I are performing at @gamleormelet in Tjøme, Norway - one of my favorite summer rituals. This is the magical venue where I had my very first epic solo gig experience, way back in 2001. It was the summer before Faces Down came out, I was 18 and had barely released two EPs. I think people were worried I wouldn’t have enough songs to fill an entire evening. In retrospect it feels like I played every song I had ever written, learned or loved, that night. I didn’t want the feeling to end, I must’ve played for at least two hours. And so I would return every year, to catch up with owner Dorthe and her trusted entourage, and reconnect with people, the songs, the sea. This year we are also introducing a new friend from Bergen, 18 year old @depresnomusic, into this holy ritual. I wish you all could be there - hjertelig velkommen. For billetter sjekk www.sondrelerche.com (at Gamle Ormelet)

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i wish you missed me and wanted to see me, too. even when you were tired. i wish you loved me enough to say you loved me. i know you do. i just want to hear you say it back sometimes. i pray for an echo. but the mountains are empty and i shout i love you and i miss you and i hear nothing in return. there are long spaces in between every word. you never ask about my day and you ask me why i care about the things i do and then get upset when i say, maybe, could we please, not talk about your thing for the millionth time? but you don’t like talking about what i talk about. so i sit in silence: waiting for you to say anything, nothing, and pretending to hear you when you talk about things i’ve heard a hundred times & told you i don’t care for.

anonymous asked:

So true, i feel like they doing what they did with sara. she was killed and people were pissed so they brought her back. this is what happens when you kill off strong female characters,this is what happens when you kill off well loved characters. ive seen spoilers about katie returning in some way but i feel like we wont be fully satisfied unless shes back to being a regular as present day laurel lance. i want to see her, but not just in flashbacks in an ep every now and then or 1ep of legends..

That’s exactly how I feel. Having her here for an episode or two is not good enough. I need present day Laurel. Earth-1 Laurel. Ugh. I’m so sad :(((((

I think I’ve said this already, but I really hope that leaked synopsis with the leaked pics isn’t real

like…it’s been a full year since we’ve heard jasper talk and really even saw anything of her.  i’d hate for her big return to just be a one-off in a dream.  plus, there’s enough space between this episode and the episode where bismuth comes in(which has been stated to air towards the end of the summer of steven) so we’d be able to focus on jasper’s redemption for a while until we get our next plot point

idk, just my thoughts.  I love jasper so much, she’s amazing, and I just want her to get her due.  I don’t wanna wait another year.

anonymous asked:

So we won't find out what happened to Kara, how he was rescued, or see cute/comforting scenes once he returns home? :(

Most likely, we’ll conclude it. It all depends on what mod ruah wants to do, but at this point it looks like we’re gonna finish it up.

Vacation!

We’ll be on vacation starting tomorrow; we’ll be back in a week! Once again, it does mean that Twenty First Century Man and the Sexual Agency Rewatch are both on hold until we return; the rewatch will recommence on Tuesday, and Twenty First Century Man updates on Wednesday!

I will possibly have data while we’re traveling, but we will be in the middle of nowhere, so it’s not a guarantee. Meanwhile, if you want to get in touch, feel free to message me here or on Gchat! And if there’s a post you think I would like, don’t hesitate to just message it to me!

I’m totally serious about that, by the way (I know there are a bunch of you who know I’m serious, because you totally DO message me posts, so THANK YOUUUU).

I am actually glad to be missing Comic Con, though, so actually maybe DON’T send me any of that stuff. It’s just overwhelming and I don’t want to hear about season 6 and it clogs up my dash like whoa. I’m blacklisting the tags.

Time for bed! We’re hitting the road at 4am, and it’s a long drive!

Relationships are hard. I love you so much but sometimes I just don’t feel in reciprocated. I tell you constantly that you look good which you always do. I do what you ask of me. I help you out no matter if I actually can or not. I put my all into you and us. However it doesn’t feel like I get much in return. I’m never home enough/quick enough. You always act as if I’m up to something when I give no reason for it. We’ve both fucked up in the past but sometimes I feel as if you’re giving me more reasons to not trust you than I’m giving you to not trust me. Almost as if you’re trying to get rid of me without coming out and saying it. Like you just want me to leave so it can be my fault or something. I can’t come to you with any of this because you either get distant, pretend to listen or you get super mad and annoyed over it. You ask for my time. You get it. You need money for what ever reason. You get it. You ask for literally anything , I’m there and you get what ever you ask of me. All I ask in return is for some appreciation of some sort. All I want is for you to whole heartedly be able to love me and give me all of you. It’s been over a year and I know for a fact that for some unknown reasons I don’t have it. And it kills me. Literally I’m in a depression over this. Yes that sounds dramatic but it’s the honest truth. I’m worried day in and day out that you’ll either dump me or you’ll end up hurting our relationship in an insane way that we won’t be able to fix. I’m giving my all and trusting you with everything that is me. I pray with all my heart that things get better and that we will be happy together for a long time. I love you.