we just don't know what he did


I had too much banana milk and I saw this amazing picture of this 80s guy wearing a shirt with this text and holding a cockatoo and all I could think of was maglor… in whatever universe, to me, maglor would be this… the luxury chemise guy

Drarry on their second date
  • Harry: So how did you like the movie?
  • Draco: It was fine, I guess.
  • Harry: Just fine?
  • Draco: I just don't get what's so special about that Clark Kent character.
  • Harry: He's Superman! He has special abilities and saves people. He's a hero.
  • Draco: Now that I think about it, you two have a lot in common.
  • Harry: Awww, Draco, I'm not-
  • Draco: Like, everyone thinks he's so great, but I know he's just a specky git.
  • Harry:
  • Harry: We really need to work on your conversation skills.
Bad Muffin Puns | 17.08.17
  • Dan: There were lots of snacks. There were muffins and there were not many muffins left.
  • Phil: Yeah.
  • Dan: There were what? Two muffins left. So I was like "can I have one of these muffins please?" and for some reason this barista was like... he was fully zazzed.
  • Phil: He was so zazzed!
  • Dan: Enthusiastic guy, it was like...
  • Phil: I don't know why.
  • Dan: It with verve spinning around making coffees. And he went "oh, really? Another muffin? These are so muffIN right now." And we were like *ha*.
  • Phil: I did a little snort.
  • Dan: Nice pun because they must have been popular or whatever. So me wanting to pun back -
  • Phil: Trying to be the pun master!
  • Dan: - I went "mm, yeah, just get muffINSIDE me." The muffin.
  • Phil: No, I literally -
  • Dan: Obviously...
  • Phil: - walked away.
  • Dan: Obviously, the muffin! Are you kidding me?
  • Phil: *incredibly fond laughter* That was enough for me to walk away.
  • Dan: Right, right. Okay, he made that joke and I went "get muffINSIDE" and I almost did like finger guns but I gave him that look like "we did a..".
  • Phil: We did a moment.
  • Dan: He just went like *confused face* and then turned around and then the person up was like "what did you order? How much was that?" and he was just off making a drink.
  • Phil: I don't blame him for turning around, Dan. ♫Turn around, Nero man♫
  • Dan: Who-who would make a pun and then not understand the following thing?
  • Phil: I know. Some people just aren't ready to go to the pun activity.
  • Dan: Whatever, so that's me. There's why I don't go outside.
  • Phil: But then as I walked away, that actually meant Dan bought my cookie, so thanks for that.
  • Dan: I did, yeah, I forgot that.
  • Phil: Yeah, it was a good cookie.
  • Dan: Give me two pounds.
  • Phil: Noooo...
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: it's been almost 2 years and i still think about how much better the doctor who 50th would have been with paul mcgann in the role of the war doctor. i just don't understand why a new incarnation played by an entirely random actor was necessary. especially when paul mcgann was so willing to return to the role of 8th doctor. are you really telling me he was only willing to do the 7 minute prequel? i don't believe it. he would have totally done the 90 minute episode. he's been playing the role for years off screen, longer than any other actor to boot, he would have totally taken up the offer to return to the screen. it would have been such a great book end to his movie as well; 7's regeneration into 8 and his regeneration into 9 both on screen. amazing. and do you know how much cooler it would have been to see the 8th doctor? To see him betray the name of the doctor, to see him become so desperate to stop the madness he throws himself into the war he tried so hard to avoid? do you know how much more heart wrenching that would have been since he's a character we actually know? why did they force a random regeneration on him when they could have actually used HIM for the episode? i just don't get it. it would have made so much more sense too. especially since in a way the 8th doctor really is the bridge between classic and new who and isn't that what the 50th was all about? celebrating the two and bridging them together? he was the first doctor to try to bring doctor who back - the bridge already existed. how does it honestly make sense to throw a man who never had anything to do with doctor who in as the bridge? that's just silly, isn't it? john hurt is a great actor and all but he's not the doctor, you feel? like we all assumed 8 was the one who fought in the war anyway, why change that? and wouldn't it just have been amazing to see paul, david and matt on screen together? like c'mon, they would have been fantastic. why didn't this happen? WHY DIDN'T WE GET PAUL MCGANN??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

“It is the BBMAs, they will be nervous. they will forget about one another for a second”. NOP NOP NOP NONONOP. Of course these two couldn’t stay in their LANE:

During the Magenta carpet interview: (Boy plz look at the interviewers it is not Jimin who got the questions …)

Originally posted by harunyany

JK looking at Jimin’s way while singing his JAM, then Jimin joins him asap 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Taking videos and jimin flirting saying to JK “You look manly today” 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Backstage Mr jeonlous got jealous. He said “What are YOU saying?” when Jin  proposed to reveal Jimin’s naked body while looking at JK. Why would he look at him? You know, Jin & Jungkook both knows what is tasty in Busan  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Originally posted by satellite-jeon

And Mr Chimchim couldn’t help but smile (That eye contact tho)

Originally posted by jikookdetails

During the speech we got as confused as you can get. Jikookers were like “Omg Namjoooooon.THEY WON AHHHsjzhdjzd, I am crying… But wait WAAAIT! Did we imagine things or Jungkook just …THE disrespect!! JUST LET US FOCUS ON THE WIN FOR A SECOND PLEASE MR JEON”

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Well, well, well. I am sure MORE happened but as they say: “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.

Dumbledore's Will
  • Harry: Sir, what should I do when–
  • Dumbledore: I'm afraid I must ask you to leave now, my boy, for I have much to do.
  • Harry: But I'm free, I could help–
  • Dumbledore: ALAS, IF ONLY! Be on your way now!
  • Harry: *leaves*
  • Dumbledore, to himself: Alright, now that Harry's gone I can finally write my will, in which I shall bequeath him the Sword of Gryffindor. Lol it's not really mine but who cares, I'm the boss! I wish I could have told him what it's for or even given it to him just now, but we wouldn't want to ruin the surprise! I hope the Ministry doesn't try to keep it from him! Surely not, they're all such good, helpful people. And Miss Granger should totally receive this book of Fairy Tales. She loves books and I'm sure she'd never forgive me if I didn't leave her with a good mystery to solve while Harry's trying to figure out what the fuck to do with the sword! Oh, speaking of Harry, I really should give him the resurrection stone as well. He'll be so happy to receive gifts from me after I'm gone, I bet he'll even cry!! OOH, WHAT IF I PUT IT IN THIS SNITCH AND CHARM IT SO IT WILL ONLY OPEN WHEN HE'S READY TO DIE, that'll be iconic. And for Ronald–
  • Harry: *comes back in* Sir, are you sure there's nothing else–
  • Dumbledore: NO HARRY I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW, TRUST ME CHILD. By the way, how about tomorrow we go check out this cool cave I found?

anonymous asked:

there's something that i think we should all think about, remember how in Predacons Rising ,KO asks Bee when he can get an oil bath and BB was like "sure, just tell me what i want to hear", wonder did he ever get it? Like how was it that everything turned out okay cause those 2 agreed on a spa date


Like who he tryna kid though?

dentellesetfleurs  asked:

Part 1 : I don't know if I should share this or not, but it's my life so oh well. A couple of weeks ago I was seated next to Sam on a plane. I did not know him. I vaguely knew of Outlander, but had no knowledge of the actors or even of the story of the show. Anyways, we talked a little of what we did in life, and just basic things. He told me he worked in the entertainment industry, and I said I was in fashion.

Part 2 : He asked me if I liked it, I answered that I did but that it can play with your mind. He said : I know, my girlfriend told me about that. Now of course I looked him up online after that episode, and you can guess my surprise. I watched the show and I loved it, and obviously did my research on Tumblr, because really who doesn’t love Tumblr. That’s how I found you. So there you go.

Wow, now there’s an interesting story!!! Thank you so much for taking the time to share with me. Welcome to the fandom 🤗💗

Fake Chats #179
  • Taehyung: I can't believe you talked me into this.
  • Jungkook: it was your idea.
  • Taehyung: he's gonna kill us. He's gonna rip out our guts and cut off our heads and then he's gonna go back to sleep like nothing happened.
  • Jungkook: we don't have to do it.
  • Taehyung: I can't believe you think this is a good idea.
  • Jungkook: I don't.
  • Taehyung: I can't take the fall for this. No way. I've been falling all week and my shins are all purple.
  • Jungkook: totally different definitions of fall.
  • Taehyung: and just think of how disappointed Jimin will be.
  • Jungkook: just think.
  • Taehyung: he might even get angry.
  • Jungkook: he might.
  • Taehyung: and it is kinda early to be doing this.
  • Jungkook: very early.
  • Taehyung: why are we doing this?
  • Jungkook: beats me. I think you threatened to steal something of mine and in my sleep-deprived state, I felt vaguely fearful and forgot that I could just tackle you and hold you prisoner.
  • Taehyung: maybe we should just abandon this plan.
  • Jungkook: what a novel idea.
  • Taehyung: c'mon, let's go back to bed.
  • Jungkook: this is my bed.
  • Taehyung: yeah, so get in it.
  • Jungkook: there's already a person in it.
  • Taehyung: I'll go on the inside and you can have the outside.
  • Jungkook: we'll crush Jimin.
  • Taehyung: please, he's too smol.
  • Jungkook: true.
  • Jimin: please tell me you didn't actually go through with your plan.
  • Taehyung: we didn't.
  • Jungkook: how did you know about it?
  • Jimin: I've been here all night, remember?
  • Jungkook: oh yeah. Wait, was Tae here all night, too?
  • Taehyung: yeah.
  • Jungkook: I don't understand how we all fit.
  • Taehyung: Jimin is smol.
  • Jungkook: true.
  • Jimin: shut up and go to sleep.
roommate shenanigans
  • greed: just LOOK at all these lamps i bought today
  • ling: ...why?
  • greed: because i politely asked? damn
  • ling: no- no, i.. meant.. why did you purchase.. so many lamps
  • greed, pushing his godawful shades down so he can look over the rims, sounding oddly solemn: why wouldn't i buy this many lamps?
  • ling: ...you know what? i can't even argue w/ that. and tomorrow i'm going to go out and buy a bunch of new curtains. to complement all the lamps
  • greed: we really don't even have that many windows
  • ling: you think that'll stop me?
  • greed: .........god i love you we were so on the same wavelength from the very beginning but you're learning even more from me w/ each passing day and i, quite frankly, am so proud

“Stop looking at me like that, you big goofball.” You couldn’t help but immediately avert your gaze from Harry, choosing instead to focus your attention on your twiddling thumbs. 

“I have absolutely no clue what you’re talkin’ about, Mrs. Styles.” Harry sighed happily, shamelessly letting his eyes trail up your body as he admired you in your wedding dress - You looked like an angel. Here he was, mere hours after his own wedding, yet he’d give anything to have the day start all over again. Everything was perfect. The ceremony was perfect, his vows came out perfectly (he might have stumbled over a couple words out of pure nervousness), and most of all, you were perfect. You were finally his, you were finally Mrs. Y/N Styles, and he couldn’t have been happier. Like he said in his vows, he finally “put a ring on it!” It was just… he was in a blissful state of shock at the idea of you being his wife. You were his wife! 

“I’ve had enough eyes on me for one day.” You snorted, waddling over to the vanity and reaching up to let down your hair. You had never really been a fan of being the centre of attention for anything, and to be perfectly honest, you never thought you’d end up getting married - so imagine how nerve wracking it was for you to have what seemed like a million pairs of eyes glued on you as you slowly trotted down the aisle, clinging onto your father’s arm for dear life. The only thing that made you feel ten times better was the sight of Harry waiting for you at the end of the aisle, his dimples prominent and his cheeks rosy. He looked at you with nothing but love and adoration, and this was the man you were going to spend the rest of your life with - the thought of it made your heart basically explode.

“I’m surprised you didn’t trip over your heels.” Harry snorted, dimples popping on his cheeks almost instantly when you glared playfully at him from the mirror. “What? I’m jus’ sayin’. We all know how klutzy you are…” Harry trailed off, swallowing thickly at the sight of you lifting a part of your gown up to reveal the lacy garter that was still around your thigh. 

“You’re going to have to deal with this clumsiness for the rest of your life, so good luck with that.” You joked, reaching down in a poor attempt to try and take your heels off - you didn’t know how you let Y/F/N rope you into wearing six-inch wedding heels and a bloody corset. You could barely breathe and walk! You watched as Harry got up from the bed to make his way over to you before getting down on his knees and reaching out to help you take your heels off. 

“You’re so beautiful…” He breathed out, your eyes widening slightly when he got up to lean over you before he was giving you a sweet kiss. You could feel the blood rushing to your cheeks at his compliment - even though you had been with him for god knows how long, you still weren’t used to them. Not to mention, you knew exactly what he wanted. He’d always act extra sweet and charming when he wanted to… you know. And you quite liked playing the oblivious card, acting as innocent as ever. 

“Cut it out…” You smiled softly, reaching over to cup his cheek gently before pulling him in for another kiss. He tasted like champagne - you had to scold him later for popping the bottle open without you. “You have the rest of your life to be cheesy and lovey-dovey, you don’t have to use it all up now.” You teased, about to give Harry another attitude-fueled remark before he was suddenly scooping you off the chair and into his arms. 

“Touché.” Harry grinned widely as he set you down on the bed, his heart pumping wildly at the sight of you sprawled out on the bed just for him. “I suppose I can cut down on the cheesiness.” He hummed, propping his knee onto the bed, the mattress dipping underneath him slightly. Your giggles ceased when you felt his hand sliding up your thigh before his fingers were brushing over your garter. 

“Is this the part where you make love to me?” You asked quietly, letting out a small huff when Harry settled himself in between your legs, his face buried into the crook of your neck. You could feel his hands already undoing the ribbons on the back of your dress while his mouth pressed hot kisses to your neck. 

“I thought we were toning down on the cliché lovey-dovey stuff tonight, Mrs. Styles.” Harry’s words were muffled as he spoke, a gasp slipping past your lips as you felt him roll his hips against yours. 

“I can make an exception, Mr. Styles.”


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  • Interviewer: And you were directly under him the entire time?
  • Dinah: That's what she said.
  • Interviewer: Excuse me?
  • Dinah: That's what she said.
  • Lawyer: Mr. Cowell told you he was your direct superior?
  • Dinah: Uh, wh-why would he say that?
  • Normani: Can we just move on to another question?
  • Interviewer #2: No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?
  • Interviewer: With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Ms. Hansen, what did you say Mr. Cowell said?
  • Dinah: Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Lauren: Okay, if I may, she was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?
  • Interviewer: Oh, are you sure?
  • Ally: Uh, yes.
  • Interviewer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
  • Reporter: [reading off paper] And you were directly under him the entire time? Ms. Hansen: That's what she said.
  • Dinah: Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.
Viktuuri Cheating
  • Viktor: Yuuri we need to have a serious talk.
  • Yuuri: Oh no here it comes...
  • Viktor: It's just that...
  • Yuuri: *tearing up* You don't love me anymore
  • Viktor: Well...I cheated...
  • Yuuri: And he wants me to leave...
  • Viktor:
  • Yuuri:
  • Yuuri: Wait you did what?!
  • Viktor: I didn't mean to! It's just I'm so competitive and I love family game night and I NEEDED To win Monopoly!
  • Yuuri: Viktor Nikiforov you selfish, two timing ass~
  • Yuuri: Wait at Monopoly?
  • Viktor: *nods terrified*
  • Yuuri: Oh...well I cheated at Clue so we're even

So why was Harry at home, dressed down even, while Eggsy was at HQ taking the dog test? Shouldn’t he have been there? 

What if he was at home planning a celebration, a big dinner maybe, welcoming Eggsy to Kingsman and the start of their life together his new life.  

Only instead of the phone call from Merlin telling him the good news, the phone call is from Chester King saying, “Your boy failed. As I think we both knew he would. And he’s stolen the car meant for me. Deal with this, Galahad, or I will.”

And just that fast, all of Harry’s plans come crashing down.

anonymous asked:

I feel like there aren't enough phone sex fics in the fandom. Could you please take this as a prompt?

Hey anon, I’m not sure you really meant me? I’m not known for writing smut (cause I can’t write it). But I tried and here it is. Set in “Chinga”, NC-17 (I suppose). You get a read more cause it’s loooong.

Four rings before Scully picks up the phone and puts Mulder out of his misery.

“Hm, yeah.” Scully’s voice is nothing more than a tired mumble and yet Mulder finds himself sigh in relief, and grin stupidly, upon finally hearing her voice.  

“Hey Scully, it’s me. You weren’t answering your phone earlier and I – wait, I’m not interrupting anything, am I?” Mulder is cradling his basketball in his arms; he better not be interrupting anything. What was the guy’s name Scully kept mentioning? Jack? He grimaces when he realizes that he’s been stroking the basketball, treating it like a lover. He lets got of it, watches it fall to the ground with a soft thud, and roll away under his desk. Wishing it was Jack’s head, kind of. Mulder has been trying to reach Scully for hours now (Is Jack to blame? He’s not sure he wants to know). He is not going to tell her how close he’s come to flying out to Maine.

“I was sleeping.”                                                                      

“It’s only… oh, it’s already 2 am. I’m sorry, Scully. You uhm, like I said, you weren’t answering your phone. I was worried.”

“I’m fine Mulder. Just really tired.”

“Some vacation, huh?” Mulder knows that he should say his goodbye now, let her go back to sleep. Except he’s so happy to hear her voice, as exhausted as it may sound, that he’s unable to be reasonable. He hasn’t seen her in days. He hasn’t heard her voice in hours. He can’t just hang up now.

“Yeah.” Scully yawns. “Mulder, was there anything you wanted? It really is late.”

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Totally have this headcanon that Jackson and Gale have a close, platonic relationship, and as time went on, he secretly began looking up to her as a sort of motherly figure, despite wanting to keep an unsentimental reputation. In fact, so much he started to intuitively call her mom, this being the first time. From then on whenever he did it again, Gale would tease him about it, but think it’s cute at the same time.

I just really like this idea 😆 Idk about you guys, but I hope ya like!
Also this’ll most likely be the last of Gale you’ll see for a while. I would like to draw other characters, but she’ll probably pop back up in the future haha