we just don't know what he did

OKAY SO

you know how cat’s have that little thing they do where one minute they’re snuggly and purring and the next they have shifted into Attack Mode™?

So I was just giving Mobley a belly rub (he is soooo affectionate, he adores them) when his ears started twitching and just as I saw my life flash before my eyes and he shifted into the Mode™ he v gently takes my hand in all four of his paws and holds it up to his mouth so he can lick my hand and I just

Oh my gosh guys. He could have straight up murdered me AND HE GAVE ME LOVE INSTEAD 

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“I can remember my two favorite scenes. Two different moments.” (x

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we still don’t know a lot about keith actually… how did he meet shiro? how did he become an orphan?? how was his childhood? it’s a bit au-ish since we’ll probably know it soon… it’s canon divergence i guess? well any excuse is okay to make a keith centered comic

also their relationship is NOT romantic. this is just a story about a kid trying to find himself or smth. i would love to draw what happens next but i’m not sure if i have the skills nor the patience

“It’s ridiculous that we get these old guys with young women draped round them. When I started Doctor Who and we were doing photoshoots we’d be asked if Jenna could just lie down there while I, you know'— he leaps up and acts out a young woman sprawled coquettishly about while he gets to stand and look powerful over her. ‘I had to say, ‘Look, that’s just not what we’re about. The relationship between my Doctor and his companion is one of deep love. But it’s a strange sort of platonic bond. It becomes clearer and more moving as this particular series goes on.’

'Of course [the TV industry]’s sexist. Most of my peers have partners their age, so if we have a dinner party with a bunch of actors, the wives or partners are largely the same age. Then you see your friends on screen and they are suddenly with some extraordinary young lady who wouldn’t be at the dinner party. It’s ridiculous.’

'It is true that women reach a certain age when people decide that they’re not useful anymore as actors. There are a few significant theatrical roles that they might be viable for. That’s not fair, it’s not right, it’s not a proper reflection of what goes on in life.’

—  Peter Capaldi on 12′s relationship with Clara and sexism in the TV industry (x)

did i just spend three hours on a bad pun? eh, whatever

have some spoopy

Are you taking a break? - 29/10/2014

On 29 October 2014, all 5 did an interivew for in demand

Seeing as how we:

  1. Now know there’s a break and it’s been in the works for a while
  2. Suspect Zayn’s departure was not a short-term decision, but a long-term plan stretching back at least to the beginning of November 2014

This video is particularly fascinating. 

Interviewer: I’m just thinking that after this [’Four’], there’s going to be a bit of a break? Not a huge The Wanted kind of break…kind of a break. What can you say to 1D fans to kind of reassure them, what’s goin’ on and kind of where you guys are at the moment?

Zayn: [begins talking as Louis begins to respond]

Zayn: We haven’t really got any sort of break in mind at the minute, so…

Harry: [stares at Zayn, then at Louis, then tries to make eye contact with Liam]

Right as Zayn says “any sort of break in mind” Harry purses his lips:

Louis: [looks like he is listening carefully to Zayn’s lies]

Harry: [turns back to the host looking like he’s wondering if Louis forgot to froward the calendar item about the meeting regarding the break to Zayn]


Niall: [Niall-s alone in the corner of the couch pushing all emotions deep down inside]

Niall: [thinks to himself “I was promised a motherfucking break fuck y’all.”]

Louis: [begins to try and fix what Zayn said] Right, because we wanna take-

Liam: [In true Liam fashion, he begins to shout about going on a “group holiday” to the Bahamas, which may be the origin of the ongoing “lad’s holiday” message point we’re receiving currently.] 

Harry: [continues to stare into the interviewer’s soul and wonders what he knows and why he would ask such a quesiton]

Zayn: [perhaps realizing he’s upset Louis, touches his arm] I was just saying to him [Louis], we just want to get this [album] out, and see what they think of this.”

Louis: [doesn’t even look at Zayn]

Harry: [stares]

Louis: [finally finishes his thought] And we potentially might take a little bit more time on this record [’Made in the A.M.”], so that’s why they might think we’re going on a break. We just want to take a little bit more time.” 

13 November 2015: Release of “Made in the A.M.,” 369 days after the release of “Four.”

My Thoughts:

  • I think Louis, especially, was frustrated with Zayn deciding to speak on any upcoming group break, as it was probably settled Zayn was leaving after the first leg of the On the Road Again Tour. So not only was he getting a permanent break, he decided to speak about the other boys not planning on taking a break, because they had tour dates planned through the following October 31st. 
  • I think Louis and the rest of the group are prepared to lie about things if they have to when asked directly (girlfriends, babies, etc.), but try hard not to blatantly lie and tap dance around statements and questions in such a way as to not later cause heartburn for the group and the fans. Zayn, however, didn’t give Louis that opportunity here, and wasn’t going to be around when a group break was announced to deal with it. 
  • I think, in light of Louis’ comments about the fifth album here, that it’s possible they weren’t planning on releasing their fifth album quite so quickly after Zayn left, and things/plans changed for whatever reason. This can be supported by many confusing events of the last 6 months.
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get to know me meme — [1/10] favorite bands/musical artists: HIM

“In almost every interview someone asks what does HIM stand for. I can’t even remember our latest lie about that. When Hanson was hot, we said it means Hanson Is Murder. The name doesn’t have a particular history. His Infernal Majesty was a totally different band. I think HIM derives from some death metal joke. And it was our protest to Haile Selassie’s rastafarian religion, he used to be called His Imperial Majesty. But nowadays because of Linde’s hair, we actually might be supporting him.” – Ville Valo

*Rolls giant spinning wheel of bad AUs*

ANGELS AND DEMONS

why did I draw this?

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Dark!Skyeward AU: Grant Ward knew being undercover at Hydra for Shield had it’s risks. Being murdered by the person that the super spy himself went undercover for in the first place wasn’t one of the considered risks. Unaware of Ward’s occupation, Phil Coulson did what he thought was necessary and killed the man with his own two hands, unaware of Ward’s attempts at a a good deed. Though, Coulson wasn’t alone. From afar, Skye stood emotionless, watching with blurred vision as Coulson left Ward’s body to rot, with nothing but dust circling the air with every step he made away from the corpse. Unforgiving of her directors actions, Skye took it upon herself to avenge the man she lost, and would never get back. Anger fueled her system every waking day as she began her path to revenge.

DRUNK ZICO IS MY NEW FAV THING

NO SERIOUSLY THO DID YOU SEE HIS DRUNK ACOUSTIC VERSION OF I AM YOU YOU ARE ME????

FIRST OFF ITS AMAZING BECAUSE HE IS SO DRUNK LIKE

AND THEN HE SO DRUNK HE THINKS HIS SOJU IS HOLY WATER

HONEY NO PLEASE

YES WE KNOW BABY JUST PLEASE UGH SOMEONE SAVE THIS BOY

SO CUTE AND LETS NOT FORGET THE KISS BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GOLD… LIKE THE KISS IS SO DELAYED HIS HAND IS ALREADY GONE AND THE BLANK STARE AT THE END LOL

BEAUTIFUL

ALSO WHEN HE WAS SURE THERE WAS A PRETTY GIRL AROUND SOMEWHERE BUT HE SWERVED

AND THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE VIDEO THE FLAPPY HANDSSSSS <3

I AM NOW GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER… THANKS [X]

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Edit: Here’s more..

I haven’t seen anyone “smack talking” him.  So I honestly have no idea what he is talking about.

But, if anyone out there in this endless void that is Tumblr is smack talking him, please don’t.  Lets not be hateful.  Just ignore him, hate, anything that you don’t like.  Ignore it.  Lets not be mean.

Also, if you see this Mr. Jarod Thompson, please do not stereotype all of Team Delusional…because there are very few people who are hateful and would talk smack about you.  We are a nice group of nice people.  Yes, there are probably a few exceptions…there are always exceptions.  But the majority of TD are very nice and would not be hateful towards you or anyone else.

So you know how shows have filler episodes that don’t really add to overall plot?

I want Conspiracy II to have a subplot of Gideon finally taking a much needed break. He’s just vacationing on Fiora and he is *determined* to actually have a vacation but shit just keeps happening. The old king gets assassinated. There’s obvious signs of corruption.

Gideon goes along like “no, not this time. not my problem. I am here to have a sex on the beach and buy some new sandals.” and he isn’t totally ignoring the worst of it that drops in right on him. Like he just casually saves a poor shop owner from local corrupt authorities. He gets a kitten out of a tree (Marchesa was involved nefariously in some way I’m sure). But of course eventually he’s gotta confront Marchesa and sort out Fioran politics for them (How can you have a system worse than Ravnica’s guilds? My gods!)

He gets back to the Gatewatch and they want to know how things went. “Oh, you know, got some sun, read a book… stood up to a planar criminal syndicate and saved the world.” Nissa, Chandra, and Jace all facepalm simultaneously.

Here’s what I would love: if the season opens with a ring box in Fitz’s pocket and we know it’s there, but when don’t know when it’s coming, so every time they’re in a room together we sit on the edge of our seats and hold our breath and it keeps teasing us but he never does it never does it and it’s just Chekov’s gun for the whole episode or first few. The anticipation would be delicious.

SO I had this clever idea of sprinkling salt on my window sill, you know, for the demons.

And I was having dinner with the fam and my mom was like “we’re running low on salt” and I used a LOT of salt on my window sill and my dad, who sometimes watches supernatural with me gives me this look like “I know what you did.” And I give him this horrified look and shake my head and he just looks me dead in the eye and says “odd” and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the day I formed an eternal bond with my dad.

I did not wound the duke, but if I had, it would have been no more than he deserved.
— 

Cesare Borgia’s truly stunning defense against the accusation that he tried to kill his brother-in-law Alfonso d'Aragona, Duke of Bisceglie

all jokes and shipping aside, I am honestly very curious about what pissed him off so much. If Cesare really did say that, their relationship must have been incredibly, publicly terrible. It doesn’t exactly sound like Alfonso just grated on him or they just didn’t get on–Cesare hated him. If he wasn’t behind the (frankly incompetent) murder attempt, he certainly took advantage of it to have Alfonso killed for good. 

but

why?

You know what, I’m done with this bullshit. I GET THAT JOHN GREEN IS A PROBLEMATIC PERSON!1!!11!! Jesus, I fucking GET it. Yes he has said shitty things and yes he has apologised, but you know what? That post was fucking gross and he had every right to respond the way he did.

Have you looked at this site recently? Do you remember what happened to the xkit guy? That was tumblrs doing, all because of one shitty post. We blow up about everything now, and I’m fucking done.

The post John Green replied to basically said he was a pervy dad who liked to get close to teen girls and it IMPLIED that he wanted to do things to these girls. And it got loads of notes. It sickens me that people laughed at that post, agreeing with it. You realise that actually happens to teen girls? That those men actually exist? And yet here you are laughing about it.

I’m disgusted. He is allowed to be angry and upset. Are we saying that just because he writes about teen girls that he is a perv? Does this also mean that because Daniel Radcliffe played Harry Potter he is a wizard? Or that because Gordon Ramsey cooks chicken he is a chicken serial killer? No, because that’s fucking ridiculous.

I can’t believe the place this site has become. Seriously, go to his blog now. Really, here fishingboatproceeds, have a look and REMEMBER that he’s a REAL PERSON. You can shit talk fictional characters all you like, they’re not real, but John Green is a real person with real feelings and a fucking family.

I hate that we make shit up and say disgusting things on this site, just because we don’t like someone. I don’t want to be that kind of person. 

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Doing some more characters for the AU that this Femsniper is from. This one is Robin, a man sworn to his kingdom and his princess and doesn’t sit around for anybody else who can’t keep up. Proper and poised, almost princely, if not forced - perhaps there’s something he’s hiding. We’ll have to find out what, as well as what the significance of that shiny sword he’s got there is.

(also no i did not want to use yet another goddamn stovepipe sniper shako but the toy soldier didn’t really work so now this is technically the third sniper oc i have that uses this particular shako)

  • Moffat: Now 11 is not 11 because of War Doctor.
  • fanbase: So he's 12
  • Moffat: Yeah sure.
  • Moffat: oh yeah, clone 10 is also a regeneration, so there's that.
  • fanbase: so 11 is 13?
  • Moffat: Aaaahhhhhh but you've forgotten something
  • fanbase: what did we miss *worry worry worry*
  • Moffat: ......
  • Moffat: ......
  • Moffat: .......
  • fanbase: ????
  • Moffat: How do we know The Doctor is an alien, he could be a human. Where exactly does it say he's an alien. Chew on that
  • fanbase: Um, just about every episode ever makes mention that he's an alien.
  • Moffat: WRONG!!! Think about it. How do we really know??
  • fanbase: ?????
  • fanbase: ??????
  • Moffat: .......
  • Moffat: ......
  • Moffat: AHA see! Aren't I smart?