we just don't know what he did

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I had too much banana milk and I saw this amazing picture of this 80s guy wearing a shirt with this text and holding a cockatoo and all I could think of was maglor… in whatever universe, to me, maglor would be this… the luxury chemise guy

Drarry on their second date
  • Harry: So how did you like the movie?
  • Draco: It was fine, I guess.
  • Harry: Just fine?
  • Draco: I just don't get what's so special about that Clark Kent character.
  • Harry: He's Superman! He has special abilities and saves people. He's a hero.
  • Draco: Now that I think about it, you two have a lot in common.
  • Harry: Awww, Draco, I'm not-
  • Draco: Like, everyone thinks he's so great, but I know he's just a specky git.
  • Harry:
  • Harry: We really need to work on your conversation skills.
JIMIN & JUNGKOOK IN VEGAS:

“It is the BBMAs, they will be nervous. they will forget about one another for a second”. NOP NOP NOP NONONOP. Of course these two couldn’t stay in their LANE:

During the Magenta carpet interview: (Boy plz look at the interviewers it is not Jimin who got the questions …)

Originally posted by harunyany

JK looking at Jimin’s way while singing his JAM, then Jimin joins him asap 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Taking videos and jimin flirting saying to JK “You look manly today” 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Backstage Mr jeonlous got jealous. He said “What are YOU saying?” when Jin  proposed to reveal Jimin’s naked body while looking at JK. Why would he look at him? You know, Jin & Jungkook both knows what is tasty in Busan  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Originally posted by satellite-jeon

And Mr Chimchim couldn’t help but smile (That eye contact tho)

Originally posted by jikookdetails

During the speech we got as confused as you can get. Jikookers were like “Omg Namjoooooon.THEY WON AHHHsjzhdjzd, I am crying… But wait WAAAIT! Did we imagine things or Jungkook just …THE disrespect!! JUST LET US FOCUS ON THE WIN FOR A SECOND PLEASE MR JEON”

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Well, well, well. I am sure MORE happened but as they say: “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.

anonymous asked:

there's something that i think we should all think about, remember how in Predacons Rising ,KO asks Bee when he can get an oil bath and BB was like "sure, just tell me what i want to hear", wonder did he ever get it? Like how was it that everything turned out okay cause those 2 agreed on a spa date

roommate shenanigans
  • greed: just LOOK at all these lamps i bought today
  • ling: ...why?
  • greed: because i politely asked? damn
  • ling: no- no, i.. meant.. why did you purchase.. so many lamps
  • greed, pushing his godawful shades down so he can look over the rims, sounding oddly solemn: why wouldn't i buy this many lamps?
  • ling: ...you know what? i can't even argue w/ that. and tomorrow i'm going to go out and buy a bunch of new curtains. to complement all the lamps
  • greed: we really don't even have that many windows
  • ling: you think that'll stop me?
  • greed: .........god i love you we were so on the same wavelength from the very beginning but you're learning even more from me w/ each passing day and i, quite frankly, am so proud
Fake Chats #179
  • Taehyung: I can't believe you talked me into this.
  • Jungkook: it was your idea.
  • Taehyung: he's gonna kill us. He's gonna rip out our guts and cut off our heads and then he's gonna go back to sleep like nothing happened.
  • Jungkook: we don't have to do it.
  • Taehyung: I can't believe you think this is a good idea.
  • Jungkook: I don't.
  • Taehyung: I can't take the fall for this. No way. I've been falling all week and my shins are all purple.
  • Jungkook: totally different definitions of fall.
  • Taehyung: and just think of how disappointed Jimin will be.
  • Jungkook: just think.
  • Taehyung: he might even get angry.
  • Jungkook: he might.
  • Taehyung: and it is kinda early to be doing this.
  • Jungkook: very early.
  • Taehyung: why are we doing this?
  • Jungkook: beats me. I think you threatened to steal something of mine and in my sleep-deprived state, I felt vaguely fearful and forgot that I could just tackle you and hold you prisoner.
  • Taehyung: maybe we should just abandon this plan.
  • Jungkook: what a novel idea.
  • Taehyung: c'mon, let's go back to bed.
  • Jungkook: this is my bed.
  • Taehyung: yeah, so get in it.
  • Jungkook: there's already a person in it.
  • Taehyung: I'll go on the inside and you can have the outside.
  • Jungkook: we'll crush Jimin.
  • Taehyung: please, he's too smol.
  • Jungkook: true.
  • Jimin: please tell me you didn't actually go through with your plan.
  • Taehyung: we didn't.
  • Jungkook: how did you know about it?
  • Jimin: I've been here all night, remember?
  • Jungkook: oh yeah. Wait, was Tae here all night, too?
  • Taehyung: yeah.
  • Jungkook: I don't understand how we all fit.
  • Taehyung: Jimin is smol.
  • Jungkook: true.
  • Jimin: shut up and go to sleep.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: it's been almost 2 years and i still think about how much better the doctor who 50th would have been with paul mcgann in the role of the war doctor. i just don't understand why a new incarnation played by an entirely random actor was necessary. especially when paul mcgann was so willing to return to the role of 8th doctor. are you really telling me he was only willing to do the 7 minute prequel? i don't believe it. he would have totally done the 90 minute episode. he's been playing the role for years off screen, longer than any other actor to boot, he would have totally taken up the offer to return to the screen. it would have been such a great book end to his movie as well; 7's regeneration into 8 and his regeneration into 9 both on screen. amazing. and do you know how much cooler it would have been to see the 8th doctor? To see him betray the name of the doctor, to see him become so desperate to stop the madness he throws himself into the war he tried so hard to avoid? do you know how much more heart wrenching that would have been since he's a character we actually know? why did they force a random regeneration on him when they could have actually used HIM for the episode? i just don't get it. it would have made so much more sense too. especially since in a way the 8th doctor really is the bridge between classic and new who and isn't that what the 50th was all about? celebrating the two and bridging them together? he was the first doctor to try to bring doctor who back - the bridge already existed. how does it honestly make sense to throw a man who never had anything to do with doctor who in as the bridge? that's just silly, isn't it? john hurt is a great actor and all but he's not the doctor, you feel? like we all assumed 8 was the one who fought in the war anyway, why change that? and wouldn't it just have been amazing to see paul, david and matt on screen together? like c'mon, they would have been fantastic. why didn't this happen? WHY DIDN'T WE GET PAUL MCGANN??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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Like who he tryna kid though?

anonymous asked:

i know you already did shinee as professors but if you have time can you maybe do them as high school teachers too? thank you for this blog btw, it's so great!!

thank you so much, u lovely anon u! high school teachers are definitely a whole other ballgame for sure & taemkitten i know that you wanted to see shinee as high school teachers as well! 

korean kids call their teachers 쌤 (ssem) which is short for 선생님 (teacher) bc we literally shorten everything it’s ridiculous 

onew:

  • biology teacher 
  • students bring him chocolate chip cookies from the cafeteria and it makes him super happy (”thanks kids i’m gonna eat these when we’re not dissecting frogs”) 
  • he shares them with ot4 bc they always bring him wayyy too much 
  • the school installed a smartboard in his classroom and he absolutely hates it bc it sucks 
  • makes the dissection frog dance and frog juice dripped on him gross
  • mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

jonghyun:

  • choir teacher 
  • when he’s conducting, waves his arms very enthusiastically so that he’s sweating by the end of the class
  • his extra credit is bringing a song that he’ll like that he hasn’t heard of and his students are always bringing in random shit 
  • when he puts in the earphones to see what they got for him he’s already singing along (students: daMMIT) 
  • they’ve even brought in like monk chanting and he knows it bc “you don’t think students haven’t tried this??? try again~ good luck~” 
  • kim-ssem is an unstoppable human jukebox 

key:

  • english language teacher 
  • begins class like “what’s up” and the class responds “nothing much”
  • uses a lot of pop culture in classes from a various of english-speaking countries and shows different music/films 
  • lip syncing to gaga when he shows one of her songs as a reference
  • has confiscated at least two cans of axe from boys (”i didn’t even know they had these in korea did you import these from america??”
  • the horror 
  • also supervises yearbook and his kids always make him pose with the best-dressed students and it’s become tradition now 

minho:

  • physics teacher 
  • his coffee mug says students’ tears 
  • believes in practical application which is why they’re on the roof dropping eggs in parachute contraptions 
  • everyone calls him coach even if they’re not on his soccer team(s) 
  • sometimes they fly paper airplanes off the roof too and once he got in trouble but like … it’s still physics so now he’ll bs a lesson plan before they go out and fly airplanes
  • beat the system o ya 

taemin:

  • physical education teacher 
  • merongs at minho all the time (minho: you might be the gym teacher but i’m forever coach!!!) 
  • likes watching the kiddos play dodgeball and yells excitedly when someone dodges well / or hits someone
  • convinced the school board to get a giant jungle gym thing that you have to wear a harness and everything to scale 
  • just really wanted to play on it 
  • no one actually gave him apples so he buys himself apples and eats them during class

ot5:

  • they all eat lunch together and talk about their classes which is too cute by e

So why was Harry at home, dressed down even, while Eggsy was at HQ taking the dog test? Shouldn’t he have been there? 

What if he was at home planning a celebration, a big dinner maybe, welcoming Eggsy to Kingsman and the start of their life together his new life.  

Only instead of the phone call from Merlin telling him the good news, the phone call is from Chester King saying, “Your boy failed. As I think we both knew he would. And he’s stolen the car meant for me. Deal with this, Galahad, or I will.”

And just that fast, all of Harry’s plans come crashing down.

anonymous asked:

I don't see anything wrong with them doing that. he has new stuff coming out, he hasn't used it in years.. I didn't even know we had a Facebook until recently lmao is people that don't really follow the boys even going to care or is it just fandom?

i legit did not know he had an official facebook until 3 days ago lmao. it’s just this fandom! the media is going to write the same bullshit they’ve written for years. no matter what harry says. the FANDOM is who needs to quit the harry vs. ot3 bullshit. do we perpetuate every other thing the media writes? NO. we vehemently deny it because it’s been proven by the guy’s actions and characters to be untrue. if you want the harry vs. ot3 bullshit to quit….then stop fucking perpetuating it yourselves! 

anonymous asked:

oh my gosh can you tell us more about Jared's retelling of dousing Jensen in cologne? i don't know how much you can talk about what's said in m&gs so if you don't feel comfortable telling us or if it's against con rules feel free to ignore this ask <3

oh, no worries, it was just a quick little tidbit right at the beginning of it all :)

so we were in there waiting and Jared walked in, all smiles and waves and iced coffee, and literally as he was sitting down somebody said “Thanks for spraying your cologne all over Jensen!” and he did that laugh like this:

and then he started talking real animatedly and was like “I don’t think I’ve ever seen him move that fast! I got out the bottle and started spraying it all over him and he was like *zip* (and he did a hand motion that I assume was supposed to be Jensen running out of the room)” and then he apologized, saying we were going to be overwhelmed by too much of the same cologne. then he got all cute and started saying ‘hi’ to everyone and ❤

“starscream is just as bad as megatron”

yes, oh, of course

the balance of power here is clearly equal. I’m a bit rusty on definitions, but it’s equal when one person’s begging for death and the other thinks it’s a sport, and a disappointing one at that?

It’s equal when you induct someone into a cause that you lead, and then proceed to pretend that its failure was entirely their fault?

When your first response to literally soul-destroying pain is the name of the other-, not as a curse, not as Megatron!, but a question, almost a plea, stuttered– M-Megatron?

Like, listen. Starscream’s generally, across the continuities, a villain, yes. He kills people, he does terrible shit, but who the hell hasn’t at this point? And that certainly doesn’t qualify him as on the same level as Megatron; hell, we don’t even know what he did before Megatron’s war in IDW! His existence begins, for the reader, when he meets Megatron! We never know what kind of person he is, or could have been, were he free from that influence. 

  • Chas: You know you want to!
  • Robert: Do you lot even wash this?
  • Cain: Course we do. Get it down you, come on.
  • Aaron: You know we're keeping our own surnames, don't you?
  • Sam: Oh, it don't matter. He's one of us now.
  • Robert: Why's that sound like a threat?
  • Adam: Just get it drank will you, come on.
  • All: Go on! Yeah!
  • (Robert's starting to drink)
  • Paddy: He does love you. I think anyone can see that.
  • Aaron: Thanks for coming, Paddy. I don't know I would have got here without you, you know. I'll never forget what you did for me. (they hug) I'd better go and rescue my husband.
  • Cain: Right, fill it up, Sammy.
  • Aaron: Oh, come on, one's enough. I like him conscious.
  • (Music changes to Adele "Make you feel my love")
  • Chas: (gasps) How did that happen?
  • Charity: I dunno, I think your hand slipped.
  • Chas: Oh, it slipped, yeah, slipped. Right off.
  • (Robert pulls Aaron closer)
  • Aaron: I think you've had too much out of that welly.
  • Belle: Come on, we've not seen your vows, have we?
  • Robert: We did make a pact to embarrass you.
  • Aaron: I'm not embarrassed. I'm also not dancing.
  • Robert: Oh, yeah? What's this, then?
  • Aaron: Technically, this is standing.
  • (KISS)
  • All: Ohhhhh!
  • Chas: Aww, there's my baby.
  • Faith: Landed on his feet, our Aaron. Wouldn't kick blondie out of bed for leaving crumbs.
Taking a test:
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> okay brain, when tesla invent that coil thing?<p/><b>brain:</b> write what you know so they say all i know is i don't know what to write out the write way to write it this is big lady don't screw it up<p/><b>me:</b> no, when did he --<p/><b>brain:</b> dear evan hansen we've been way too out of touch things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much but i should tell you that i think of you each night<p/><b>me:</b> NO JUST ANSWER THE --<p/><b>brain:</b> poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNIng poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNIng poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNIng poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNIng<p/><b>me:</b> okay, i guess i'll just skip that for now<p/><b>me:</b> how did --<p/><b>brain:</b> poor gUYS HEAD IS SPINNIng<p/><b>me:</b> oh my god--<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Someone: But how can you ship Oliver Wood with MARCUS FLINT
  • Me internally: Well, at surface it's the rivals to lovers trope. They are both the captain of their respective sports team. But not only that, they are the captain of the Slytherin and Gryffindor. Now, obviously Gryffindors and Slytherins already have that rivalry. But it feels like they feel they're meant to hate each other. In Half Blood Prince Harry said in his internal monologue when seeing Blaise that, to paraphrase, Slytherins and Gryffindors hate each other by default. Now lets look at Marcus and Oliver. You can make the claim they hate each other sure, but I question if they really do or if they feel they hate to, especially with spark of their rivalry. Oliver doesn't have this type of relationship with Cedric Digory of Roger Davis, only with Marcus. It's hard to make real judgements about their relationship since they're such minor characters. They already have a love for Quidditch in common, so that's a good basis for their relationship. It's also no secret that Slytherins are very flat characters, written as antagonistic. But I do have questions about Marcus. Since the Flint family is part of the sacred twenty-eight, he is possibly from a prestigious family, since many Slytherins do come from those sort of families. In a way we can assume that Marcus may have cold, elusive parents. While there's no way to prove that is canon, it does make you think. He does have quite a fiery personality, and that brings in the question of whether it is just how he is or he is devoid of affection. Oliver is obviously a very passionate person but not totally driven. So they could bring each other up. Since Marcus is a Slytherin he's ambitious and likely has a lot of drive. Therefore, Marcus can help Oliver focus his drive on things that aren't Quidditch and Oliver can provide the love he didn't get as a child. There's nothing that can be proved or disproven as they are so minor and everything can be up for interpretation. Now, Marcus is accused of being a short tempered person but Oliver can be quick to anger. Marcus does get joy out of stirring Oliver up. There's clearly a lot more to their relationship than is shown on the page. But also, when Draco's arm was still injured and Gryffindor was meant to play Slytherin, Marcus HIMSELF went up to Oliver to say they weren't playing. That doesn't make sense, right? Surely Marcus would tell Madam Hooch and she'd tell Oliver. So there's subtext to their relationship. There's A LOT more to their relationship than is shown on the page. There was clearly basis, especially since we don't see Angelina and Montague having any sort of a relationship. Especially not one that involved a spat over who got to practice. And their names even have meaning. A flint is a rock that sets wood on fire. So basically, their names involve a 'spark'. While this was probably used to signify their rivalry, like a spark causing conflict, sparks also refer to chemistry in romance. So their names could've also worked as being a symbol of their romantic relationship. There's also when they shake hands. They shake really tight. Why? Surely if you didn't like someone you wouldn't want to hold their hand too tight. While yes, it's described as trying to break each other's fingers, it's a bit extra. There's kist so clearly something to their relationship that really falls down onto how you feel about certain tropes but in a way, it could've worked in canon if done right. We don't know what Marcus did during the war either, he could've been at the Battle of Hogwarts. We don't know anything about him after Hogwarts really. He could've went to join his own Quidditch team so he and Oliver would've had run ins. Maybe without the expected rivalry they got along better. There's so much subtext, so much we can theorise or assume. There's just so many reasons.
  • Me externally: Rivals to lovers trope, duh

anonymous asked:

hey someone made a post on how lance is selfish and manipulative. everyone's telling op that they did a really good job and they're all like 😫👏 in the tags but i honestly don't see anything good about this. why should ppl congratulate op for trashing lance? we get it, he's flawed. just like Every other character is. i don't understand why she had to single out lance like that. it just doesn't sit well with me. what do you think?

short answer: this fandom doesnt know when to shut up

long answer: theres a double standard with lance in this fandom for some gd reason? god forbid you crit keith but then people will make ugly posts like that and be like ‘ah yes… i meta’d’. tbh the colorism lance hunk and allura all face is so different imo. lance gets hated on and gets posts made like that where he gets criticized just for breathing i swear, hunk gets ignored (along with the fatphobic rhetoric), and allura gets a nice combo of both depending on the day (who else remembers when allura got called racist/homophobic after s2 bc she wasnt the nicest to keith lmao)

TEAM NATSU
  • Enemy: YOU WILL LOSE!
  • Natsu: What did you just say?!?!
  • Gray: Great. There he goes again....
  • Erza: *sigh* Lets go...
  • Wendy: yeah... *leaves*
  • Lucy: Natsu just leave it we already won-
  • Natsu: *ignores her* FAIRY TAIL WILL NEVER LOSE BECAUSE-
  • Lucy: Well... I tried *leaves*
  • Natsu: FAIRY TAIL IS FAMILY!! THAT MEANS THAT WE ALLWAYS STAY TOGETHER AND THAT GIVES US POWER!! THE POWER TO WIN!! *destroyes enemy*
  • Natsu: *looks around* ...guys?