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Hate is Bad You Guys

I wanna preface this with a quick disclaimer - this isn’t directed at anyone specific, I love all of you guys and I’m posting this out of concern for our community as a whole. If you feel called out or hurt by this post, I’m sorry. *hugs*

Brace yourselves though, because we need to talk about this.

The anti-Butch Hartman spree that’s been going on? Guys, you need to ease off. A lot.

Somewhere along the line it became cool to push the Butch hate as far as possible? It’s treated as some kind of joke or something that’s acceptable because hey, ‘we all think Butch sucks’, when really it isn’t. What’s worse is that these actions have been met with positive responses. It’s becoming socially normalized, and that is not okay. That’s actually scary as crap.

Take a deep breath and step back. Look at what you’re doing. This is bullying. It’s not cool, and it’s not funny.

Even if you feel your dislike is justified, treating another human being in such a way is wrong– and unhealthy. It’s creating an angry atmosphere in the phandom that really saddens me as a long-time member. We all have our criticisms, and criticism is a good and valid part of creative communities, but there’s a distinction between taking issue with someone’s creative work and attacking the person themselves.

You don’t have to like Butch Hartman. Criticize his actions as a creator, have a discussion, even make jokes about it. But please, remember to treat him with basic respect. Don’t get nasty. Don’t be mean. Don’t stalk him looking for weaknesses to pick at. He may be a public figure as a creator and semi-celebrity, but he’s also a person.

Tumblr is a place that likes to talk about safe spaces - rejecting hateful speech, accepting those who are different and flawed, giving people a chance for acceptance – but ironically there’s a real struggle in extending that openness to people outside of the Tumblr subculture.

Come on guys, we’re better than this. You aren’t helping anyone this way. Hate doesn’t erase hate. It never does.

The Phandom has so much creativity and diversity of style and people and topics. We’ve built so much together, had a lot of fun and weathered all kinds of ups and downs over the decade-plus this show has been in existence–an existence, I might add, we owe to Butch Hartman.

So let it go, please. Let’s keep the tag (and our phandom) a positive space!

Imagine making fun of Misha, Jensen, and Jared during an interview.

Taking a sip from your water you let out a small laugh as you listened to Jared and Jensen recall stories from the dinner they went on with the cast of the show Riverdale when the show first started filming on the same lot as Supernatural.

Press was mixed in with filming today so there were people from different media outlets interviewing you guys off and on today. Somehow the topic of the dinner came up and the interviewer was pushing for more details as the boys began to veer off topic by making jokes about feeling older compared to the young cast of Riverdale.

“We really are old fucks.” Misha said to Jensen and Jared, looking both of them in the eye.

“Hey now!” You replied in a mock offense tone, “You three might be old fucks but I’m still in my prime.”

The three men all began to laugh at your argument; knowing how you loved to poke fun at the age gap between you and your costars. You were in your early twenties while the guys were at least ten years older then you.

Jensen lifted his head from the table and reached over Jared to where you sat; pinching your cheek he said, “Yeah, yeah. We know Y/N/N, you’re adorable.”

“She should cut her nails” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The men of the Justice League tease Batman about the scratches on his back, and the love bites on his chest…Bruce is not amused.

Just a silly fic cause why not. Wrote it in literally fifteen minutes because I was bored, and didn’t proofread (as usual really) so it’s quite meh, hope you’ll still like it though :

(My master list by the way : right here)

I wrote some sort of part two to this, it’s here if you’re interested : “Bruce…sucks !”

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Bruce could feel their gaze on his back. He knew they were smiling like idiots behind him, and he heard them giggle a few times, like goddamned teenagers.

He finally turned around to face his fellow Justice League members, that had been staring at him for the past hour. They were in the men shower room of the headquarter, and the fact that they were all half-dressed made them look even more ridiculous, with their idiotic smile on their faces.

Hell, even J’onn was snickering with them ! Bruce would expect from Clark, Oliver, Barry and maybe Arthur to laugh like nitwits, but J’onn ? He thought he was better than this.

And yet, here he was, grinning at the Batman like a moron.

-What ?

Bruce asked a bit coldly, even though he already knew what was going on.

Clark answered, a sly smile on his stupid handsome face :

-We were just wondering…When did you got those scratches on your back ? Like, which villain inflicted you such terrible wounds ?

Bruce rolled his eyes. By now, Barry and Oliver couldn’t hold their laughter, though the look the Bat gave them stopped them cold in their track. Damn that man could be intimidating, even for them…Bruce, glaring at them, went on :

-Are you guys fifteen ?

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anonymous asked:

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EXPLAIN WHAT AN INFP IS LIKE WHEN IN LOVE BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND MYSELF PLEASE OH PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING

OK AN INFP IN LOVE? HERE WE GO

INFP IN LOVE:
•Obsesses over someone for months before even talking to the person sometimes
•Lots of giggles and blushes when they think about the person
•Tries to keep crush to themselves but when people find out there’s usually a joke made about it because INFP is already so in love
•INFPs literally fall in love every single time they get a crush like not even kidding
•How do you guys love so many people
•Anyway you are in it for the long term and can imagine yourself very happy with this person
•YOU IDEALIZE THE HECK OUT OF THEM
•You imagine them in so many different situations with you by their side
•You like them so innocently it’s adorable
•Still kinda obsessive tho
•Gets huge eyes when face to face with crush
•Listens to so many songs about the crush that it’s basically all you listen to
•Probably on your mind 24/7
•DREAMS ABOUT THEM
•DREAMS

quick bartender rant:

i hate when i’m serving people on a first date & someone makes a joke about getting the other one drunk. it happens a LOT. & with dates of all types but most often a man says it about a woman. like, i’m refilling her wine & he is like “KEEP it COMING!” “leave the whole bottle!” “don’t stop [pouring] there!”, or if i’m recommending beer, he interrupts with “get the one that is 18% abv!” etc… like dude, i get that you’re trying to be funny, but you guys just met & what you are actually saying is you want her to lower her defenses. 

i get that it’s a social lubricant that we sometimes lean on to lower our inhibitions, but if you get to the heart of what it means, it’s fucked up. i mean, if you’re friends or already dating, it can be like a haha thing because you already know & trust this person, but it feels really gross when a virtual stranger says it to their date.

if you have to get someone drunk in order to get them to allow you to be physical, red flag. nope. & it obviously blurs the line of consent in a dangerous way.

i never laugh when this scenario happens when i am serving them, & i always keep a closer eye on if their date needs an out. i want to do more than that, like challenge the concept of it, but i haven’t figured out a way to phrase it that doesn’t make him look like an asshole. well, because he IS being an asshole here, but i can’t explicitly say that, representing the company i am working for.

i don’t know. if it was my own bar, i’d be more succinctly challenging.

Imagine Chris and the Avengers cast talking about you on Jimmy Kimmel.

You settled in your hotel room bed and turned on the television just in time to catch your husband, Chris Evans, and fellow cast members; Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner live on Jimmy Kimmel. You were meant to be at the interview with them but your commitment with your new movie sent you to London instead, and so there you were watching them answer the questions you were suppose to as well about the movie you all had acted in six months ago.

The interview started and the cast took their seats. You smiled at how handsome Chris looked in the outfit you had told him to take with him; everyone else looked great too. Seeing them made you miss their company and you wished you had been able to join them on the couch.

“It is so great to have you guys here tonight,” Jimmy addressed them with a wide grin. “The movie isn’t even out yet and everyone’s already excited to see part two.” The audience cheered their agreements. “Thank you all for coming out. I know all of you are very busy which is why we’re missing a few cast members tonight.”

The cast nodded in acknowledgement of your absence as well as a few others.

“Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan, as well as your wife, Y/N,” Jimmy said to Chris and Chris nodded again, this time with a cute pout. “I heard she’s currently in London filming her next movie.”

“Yeah,” Chris chuckled. “She actually left for London like- a week after we wrapped up Infinity War. I headed home to relax and she went on to her next job, it definitely says a lot about our level of demand in the industry.” He joked and you chuckled softly. “No, I’m extremely proud of her. She’s up for an Oscar, did you guys know that?”

“How can we not? You talk about it all day every day,” Robert rolled his eyes as he pretended to be annoyed with Chris. “Even Y/N doesn’t talk about it as much as you do.” The room laughed. “No, seriously though- he talks about it all the time. Doesn’t he, guys?” He asked the cast for confirmation.

“All the time,” Scarlett and Jeremy nodded.

“Even Y/N tells him to shut up about it,” Mark chuckled.

“You’d think he was the one getting nominated,” Chris H added.

“He’s a proud husband,” Jimmy defended Chris.

“Yeah,” Chris laughed, “just leave me be.”

“He’s a lovesick puppy, that’s what he is.” Robert teased, glancing back at Chris. “Ever since the second he laid eyes on Y/N, he’s been head over heels for her.” The cast nodded and Chris blushed deeply, dropping his head. “You should have seen him the first time she walked on to the set, his eyes popped out of his skull and he became a huge blubbering mess.”

You giggled to yourself, remembering the day Robert was talking about. You’d been friends with Robert for quite a while now, having met on the set of ‘Sherlock Holmes’ in 2009. He was the one who took you around on your first day at the Marvel Studios and introduced you to everyone, including your husband. Chris was a huge mess the first time he met you, mainly because he was already a fan of your work and you were drop dead gorgeous in a black lace dress; he was a bit of a sucker when it came to lace.

“Yeah, okay,” Chris chuckled, “I’ll admit I was a bit of a mess when I met Y/N.”

“A bit?” Chris H scoffed then chuckled. “We were all embarrassed for you, dude. You’re lucky she’s ridiculously nice and ignored your rambling otherwise you wouldn’t be here with that ring on your finger. You lucked out with her, my man.”

“Oh trust me, I know.” Chris chuckled. “She reminds me everyday.”

He was joking- while you did remind him occasionally, mostly as a joke, sometimes when you were fighting- he didn’t need a reminder when it came to you. He knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you even before the first date.

The two of you clicked pretty much immediately and every day on set became like a scene out of a romantic comedy. It got to a point where Joss had to keep you two apart because you and Chris couldn’t be in the same room without flirting and/or ending up in a fit of giggles.

Your relationship with him progressed with MCU film franchise. You met and started dating on the set of ‘The Avengers’, by 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier’, you’d moved in with him, he’d proposed during 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron’, and by the time 'Captain America: Civil War’ came around you’d been happily married for almost a year. The end of 'Infinity War: Part 1’ called for your first pregnancy- which the two of you were planning on keeping a secret until the three month mark. And by the end of 'Infinity War: Part 2’, your little miracle would have been born and introduced to the world.

“I know we’re here to talk about the movie but can we just discuss your personal life for a moment?” Jimmy asked Chris. “You and Y/N have been married for a while now, do you think we’re going to see little Captain Americas and little Agent 25s running around anytime soon?”

You pressed your lips together when you saw Chris’ reaction. He looked like he was definitely dying to tell someone but the two of you made a promise and neither of your families knew yet so he kept his mouth shut and let Jeremy made the first comment.

“He’s enough of a child for the both of them,” Jeremy joked. “You should see them out and about, they paint the town red till the break of dawn. It’s no wonder they work together 'cause I don’t think anyone else can keep up with them.”

You laughed, suddenly glad you weren’t there to be teased.

“You two like to party?” Jimmy asked, chuckling.

“Why do you think they don’t have kids yet?” Mark chuckled.

“So they’re the ones you guys call to have fun, Chris and Y/N?”

“Definitely.” Robert nodded. “Those two are absolutely hectic.”

“Mm hm,” the entire cast nodded with all their thumbs pointed at Chris.

“Nooooo, we’re not going to do that!” Chris held his hands up in surrender. “We’re on TV, guys! Our parents are watching this. C'mon, if Y/N sees this she’s going to lose her mind. We promised her no embarrassing stories, so c'mon!”

“If she doesn’t want any embarrassing stories about her then she should settle down,” Robert said. “Hear that, kid?” He addressed you through the camera. “Become a mom and everything embarrassing you’ve ever done is wiped clean off the slate.”

You chuckled and picked up your phone, texting Chris the following words.

Just break the news, babe. We’ll call our families after the interview. I know we said we’d wait but it’s happening so we might as well tell people. I know you’ve been dying to tell them anyway so go ahead, you’ve got my full support. ❤️️

After sending the text, you turned your attention back onto the TV screen. Chris flinched and you knew it was from the buzzing in his pocket. He subtly pulled his attention away from Jimmy and the rest and took his phone out of his pocket to read the text. You saw his smile and you couldn’t help but smile back. He looked up at the screen and winked, knowing you were watching.

“Hey guys, um-” Chris cleared his throat and drew the attention onto himself. “I’ve got something to announce. Y/N and I have been keeping this a secret for a while now and um- she actually just decided it was time we break the news. She just texted me telling me to announce it right here on Jimmy Kimmel.”

“No my God,” Scarlett gasped and turned to Chris a knowing smile. “Is she-”

The rest of the cast turned to Chris with widened eyes and excited smiles, waiting for confirmation.

“Yup,” Chris nodded, smiling. “We’re expecting our first child.” He said and the whole room gasped.

“Wow!” Jimmy clapped. “That is- congratulations, you guys. Y/N,” he looked into the camera. “We wish you could be here with us. Congratulations, you two are going to make wonderful parents.” He said and you smiled.

“No way!” Robert’s jaw dropped, his excited grin visible as he turned from Chris to the camera. “I knew it,” he pointed to the camera and you chuckled. “I’m so proud of you, kid. I can’t wait to meet your little one.”

“Congratulations, man!” Jeremy slapped Chris on the back excitedly.

“Yeah, welcome to the dad clan. You’re one of us now,” Chris H shook his hand, grinning.

“I’m so happy for you guys,” Mark told him, smiling. “You’re both going to make amazing parents.”

“Thanks guys,” Chris grinned. “I’m very excited as well.” He turned his attention back onto the camera, speaking directly to you. “I couldn’t have asked for a better person to experience parenthood with and- I’m ready as long as I’ve got you by my side, sweetheart. I love you and I can’t wait to see you.”

You smiled, feeling your eyes water as you picked up your phone and texted him your response.

I love you and I can’t wait to see you too.

How to say ‘’You’re stupid’’ in Serbian -  a guide by me

Originally posted by xenaandjonesgiflibrary

Note: before we start I need to mention that these are not strictly used to say ‘’you’re stupid’’. Some of them may be used when someone’s simply talking shit. 

*Also, some people may take these as a joke, some may be offended. You never know. 

1. Лупаш као Максим по дивизији. (Lupaš kao Maksim po diviziji.)

  • Translation: You’re banging like Maxim on division. 
  • Explanation: There are two stories about the origin of this phrase. The first one’s stating that during WWI there was some guy named Maxim who was firing lots of shots but with little or no effect, therefore this phrase is used to describe a person who says a lot of stupid shit. The second (and more reasonable) story says that Maxim we’re talking about here is either Hiram Maxim, the inventor of the first portable, fully automatic machine gun, or the gun itself (called the Maxim gun). Either way, it’s about firing lots of words shots, often with no effect. 

2. Лупаш као отворен прозор. (Lupaš kao otvoren prozor.)

  • Translation: You’re banging like an open window. 
  • Explanation: Well, there’s not much to say about this one, but its meaning can be connected with famous promaja (draft / draught). The air that is flowing between two open windows (or doors) is making windows open and close constantly (it’s usually about the casement window) and they make the banging noise. So that’s it. 

3. Кад лупиш ни Дунав не може да те опере. (Kad lupiš ni Dunav ne može da te opere.) 

  • Translation: When you say something even the Danube can’t wash you up.
  • Explanation: I think this one’s pretty clear, the Danube is a huge river, you must have said lots of shit if even that amount of water can’t wash you up. 

4. Немој да једеш говна кад ти је бурек јефтинији. (Nemoj da jedeš govna kad ti je burek jeftiniji.)

  • Translation: Don’t eat shit when burek is cheaper. 
  • Explanation: The only thing that (maybe) needs to be explained here is burek. Burek is a pastry made from layers of dough, alternating with layers of other fillings in a circular baking pan and then topped with a last layer of dough (at least that’s how we make it in Serbia. It’s a bit different in other countries). 
  • Note: Burek was cheap at the time someone came up with this phrase. The price’s been increasing so now you actually have an excuse for eating shit instead of burek.

5. Јеси ти глуп(a) или ти ноге смрде? (Jesi ti glup(a) ili ti noge smrde?) 

  • Translation: Are you stupid or your feet smell? 
  • Explanation: Oh this is just you assuming that your interlocutor maybe isn’t really stupid (who are you to judge, right?), maybe it’s just smell of their feet clouding their mind
  • Note: This one is not that often heard nowadays, but it used to be really popular 3-4 years ago. It was worth mentioning tho. 
  • Note #2: The ‘a’ in the brackets indicates feminine gender, ‘’glup’’ is for a male person, ‘’glupa’’ for a female (there’s also neuter gender but you’ll rarely use that one when talking to someone) 

6. Глуп(а) си као точак. (Glup(a) si kao točak.) 

  • Translation: You’re as stupid as a wheel.
  • Explanation: I’m not quite sure about this one, but I believe it’s because a wheel can only perform one action, and even that does not depend on it, it’s just how the thing goes. 
  • Note: This phrase may be extended, so you’ll often hear someone say ‘’Глуп си као точак, да извине бицикл.’’ (Glup si kao točak, da izvine bicikl) - you’re as stupid as a wheel, my apologies to the bike
  • Note #2: Again the same thing for ‘’glup’’ and ‘’glupa’’.

7. Глуп(а) си као ноћ. (Glup(a) si kao noć.)

  • Translation: You’re as stupid as night. 
  • Explanation: Well there’s no logical explanation for this one except the fact that night used to be stupid and boring before the discovery of electricity. 

8. Јеси ти глуп(а) или ти дупе стоји накриво? (Jesi ti glup(a) ili ti dupe stoji nakrivo?) 

  • Translation: Are you stupid or your ass is askew? 
  • Explanation: I… really don’t know… 

9. Јесу теби чавке попиле мозак? (Jesu tebi čavke popile mozak?)

  • Translation: Did jackdaws drink your brain? 
  • Explanation: Not much to be explained tbh, the point is - your brain’s missing. 

10. Ти ниси баш у винклу. (Ti nisi baš u vinklu.)

  • Translation: You’re not in a vinkl. 
  • Explanation: I don’t know how I’d translate ‘’vinkl’’ but I can try to explain it. ‘’Vinkl’’ comes from german ‘’winkel’’ (angle). Vinkl is a term we use for angle ruler. So when you tell someone they’re not ‘’in a vinkl’’ that means they don’t equal  90°, or, to put it simply - they’re not normal. Wow, that was one hell of an explanation and you’re probably even more confused now. Sorry. Feel free to ask anything you want to know :) 

11. Јел је тебе бабица испустила на главу кад си био мали / кад си била мала? (Jel je tebe babica ispustila na glavu kad si bio mali / kad si bila mala?) 

  • Translation: Did a midwife drop you on your head when you were little? 
  • Explanation: I think this one’s pretty clear. You’re stupid. Period. 
  • Note: ‘’Kad si bio mali’’ - for a male person, ‘’Kad si bila mala’’ for a female

12. Јеси јео / јела бунике? (Jesi jeo / jela bunike?)

  • Translation: Did you eat henbane? 
  • Explanation: ‘’What on earth is making you act (or say something) like that?’’ Yea, that’s pretty much it. 
  • Note: ‘’jeo’’ - masculine; ‘’jela’’ - feminine

13. Ти си недограђен(a) као шапински дом. (Ti si nedograđen(a) kao šapinski dom.)

  • Translation: You’re unfinished like Šapine’s Cultural Center. 
  • Explanation: Oh boy, this needs a longer explanation. First of all, I have to say that this is not used everywhere in Serbia, it’s a regionalism. You can hear it only in my region. Šapine is a village (near my town, that’s why we’re using this phrase), and it’s kinda famous for its Cultural Center which has been being built for years, but it’s still half-done. So by saying this you’re practically saying that someone’s, well, retarded.
  • Note: Word ‘’nedograđen’’ has this ‘’građen’’(built) part which indicates that it’s about a building, while english ‘’unfinished’’ can be used for other things as well.
  • Note #2: ‘’Nedograđen’’ - masculine, ‘’nedograđena’’ - faminine 

14. Теби фали нека даска у глави. (Tebi fali neka daska u glavi.)

  • Translation: You’re missing a plank in your head
  • Explanation: Again used to point out that someone’s brain is not a whole it should be. 

15. Кад је бог делио памет и бистроумност ти си био / ти си била испод 55 јоргана. (Kad je bog delio pamet i bistroumnost ti si bio / ti si bila ispod 55 jorgana.) 

  • Translation: When God was giving away intelligence and wisdom you were (hiding) under 55 quilts. 
  • Explanation: You missed the giveaway bro. Sorry. It’s not your fault. 
  • Note: ‘’Ti si bio’’ - masculine, ‘’ti si bila’’ - feminine 
I Meant It

A Shawn Mendes imagine

**

Y/N, come on, open the door. Please just let me explain. I know you saw the video and I know how freaked out you probably are.“

Shawn was pleading on the other side of the door, knocking every once in a while. I sunk down to the floor against the door, pressing the restart button on the YouTube clip, running my hands through my hair.

"Alright, Shawn. Hard hitting question we’ve got lined up for you.” The interviewer spoke, crossing his legs and looking up from his card at Shawn. Shawn made a goofily nervous face to hide his real nerves, cheeks blossoming in red as he ran a hand through his hair. “You and Y/N Y/L/N grew up together, is that right?” The interviewer started. Shawn swallowed and nodded.

“Yeah, she was my neighbour. We’ve known each other since we were four. Is that your hard hitting question?” He joked, laughing nervously. The interviewer laughed and shook his head.

“It gets worse. You and Y/N are very active on social media, and are always seen together on each other’s accounts and out in Toronto. We’re wondering if there’s anything about your relationship that you haven’t told the public? Or if anything’s happened in the past with you guys? I’ve noticed both of you are supposedly single, and there’s a lot of hand holding in these pictures.” He continued. Shawn looked visibly uncomfortable as he thought out his response.

“Y/N has always been someone I’ve admired and felt completely comfortable around no matter what. We’ve helped each other through so much and grown up together, right? That kind of history makes you close to someone. I’m very fortunate to have her in my life.” He replied. The interviewer raised an eyebrow.

“And are you just friends, or is there something more?” He asked, although Shawn was evidently avoiding the question.

“We’re not dating, if that’s what you’re asking. We’ve never dated in the past, either. I mean, my relationship with her has always been complicated in some way because people don’t think guys and girls can be friends. We’ve both had significant others that have broken up with us because they thought we were together. It must be the way I look at her or something, but yeah, I understand the confusion.” He replied. The interviewer jumped at him.

“The way you look at her? Care to elaborate on that?” He asked. It was obvious that Shawn hadn’t realized that he said that, and the blush he had grew to the tips of his ears.

“Well, y'know, I do love her. And not just as my best friend. I think that kind of honesty can always be seen in the way someone looks at someone else.” He shrugged.

I turned off the video and stood up, pacing up and down my front hall for a moment before stopping at the door and opening it quickly. Shawn stood at the other side, his sullen expression turning into immediate worry as he opened his mouth to explain, but I cut him off. “We need to talk about this for a sec. Jesus. Come in.” I said, shaking my head in disbelief and leading him to my room.

Shawn took a seat on the edge of my bed and watched as I paced in front of him, muttering under my breath. “Shawn, people are freaking out! I’m freaking out!” I cried, stopping in front of him. Shawn ran his hand through his hair and shook his head. “I had to turn my phone off because it was glitching from all the notifications. Everyone is flipping shit. Have you talked with your publicist yet? That fucking interviewer just kept pushing and pushing until you said what he wanted to hear. How the hell do you explain that to everyone on planet earth and have them understand?” I continued. Shawn grabbed my wrist to stop my pacing, and I turned to him.

“Wait- that’s what you think happened? You think I just said that to get him off my back?” He clarified. I stared at him, my mind going a million miles per hour.

“Is that not what happened?” I asked. Shawn let out a small laugh, running his hand over his face.

“Why do you have such a hard time accepting that people actually genuinely like you?” He laughed, “I confess my feelings for you accidentally on live television, and you automatically think it was fake.” I blinked, stared at the top corner of my room, then looked back at him.

“It wasn’t fake?” I said dumbly. Shawn let out a breathy laugh and leaned his forehead against my stomach before straightening out again.

“No, Y/N, Jesus. I meant it. I love you as more than a best friend, Y/N. I look at you differently because I love you. I actually honest to god really love you. I just didn’t mean to say that for the first time aloud in an interview, I didn’t mean for you to find out that way. I wanted to say it in person. I love you.” Shawn said earnestly. I took a deep, shaky breath, not looking at him.

“Oh.” I breathed. Shawn laughed again. “You love me. What the fuck, Shawn? You love me?” I said in disbelief. “Me?”

“Yes, Y/N, I thought we established this. I love you.” Shawn laughed, his callused thumb rubbing my hand as he held it.

“What the fuck.” I breathed, still in shock. “I’ve literally had a crush on you since second grade. But all this time you’ve been this weird, unattainable fantasy for me. You’re way out of my league. How could you possibly love me when you could have anyone on the planet?” I asked. Shawn’s eyes were bright as he smiled up at me.

“You’re out of my league, Y/N. Are you serious? You’re my best friend. You’re this witty, hilarious, passionate, beautiful girl. It would be impossible not to love you. No other girl can make me laugh like you do, or support me like you do, or know me like you do. And I don’t even want to bother trying with them, because I want you. Every single day of my life, Y/N.” he said, standing to his full height and looming over me, his hand finding the side of my face. I was awestruck. He really loved me.

“But, Shawn, we’re best friends. If we start dating, we either get married or break up. Those are the only two options. And if we break up, then what? Our families are friends, we live next door to each other. That could ruin it all.” I worried. Shawn tilted my head so I could look at him, and licked his lips. I was distracted by them for a moment.

“Y/N, I’m not going to propose to you right now. Not yet. And I know the thought of it all scares the shit out of you, because it scares the shit out of me too, but I love you. Through and through. And I don’t think I can ever stop that. You might stop feeling the same, but I don’t think I could ever stop loving you, Y/N. Even if we break up, I’ll still love you, and I wouldn’t let any of that get in the way of our families or anything like that, because I’d still be dying to see you everyday. I love you. Do you understand?” Shawn was near tears by now, and so was I. I searched his eyes and found the special way he looked at me. I found the honesty.

“I love you too, Shawn. Ok.” I said finally. Shawn barely gave himself time to smile before swooping down and pressing his lips to mine. Every inch of me tingled and my mind went hazy as we kissed, my hands on his neck and his wrapped tightly around my waist. I fit perfectly into his mold, flush against him. I didn’t ever want to not be kissing him. When we pulled away, we were breathless and giddy.

“I love you.” He breathed.

“Forever.”

Nct Dream+Taeyong,Doyoung's reaction to Jisung having a girlfriend

Request: nct dream plus taeyong n doyoung [cause their parents] reacting to me being jisung’s gf = )) - shinyeol-ie

A/N: my son isn’t allowed to date- kidding but i hope this works!! imagine that you (reader) are Jisung’s girlfriend in here

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Taeyong:

Parent mode turned on!! Would probably freak out and interrogate you and bomb you with many questions. But he does so because he cares for Jisung and wants the best for Jisung. Would probably also tear up a little because his son’s all grown up and has a girlfriend now. But he takes care of the both of you like his little children and is always there to help out if anything happens!

Originally posted by neotechs

Doyoung:

Another mom of the group- i feel like he’d be unhappy at first, because he’d want Jisung to focus on being an idol and not you or a relationship but would slowly open up and be more understanding after realising that you have genuine feelings for Jisung! Like Taeyong, he loves taking care of the both of you and gives quality™ advice when needed.

Originally posted by doyoungce

Mark:

He’d be really shocked at first, having a serious talk with Jisung and asking him if he’s really serious about you. He’d also try to act like an expert and professional when in fact he’s a clueless bun himself and remind Jisung that it might be stressful to be in a relationship at such a young age. But nonetheless he’s still supportive and often brings the both of you out to cafes so he can treat you all to meals!

Originally posted by neotechs

Renjun:

I don’t think he’d have much reaction other than being a little surprised at first, but as time goes by he gets used to it and is really supportive! He’s like an older brother the both of you can go to when you need advice and he’s always smiling at the both of you really proudly because he’s happy for the both of you.

Originally posted by donghyukslee

Jeno:

Would be surprised yet excited at the same time, and would probably hit Jisung for not telling him earlier. But being the friendly person he is, he becomes friends with you really quickly and he’s also really supportive!! He tries to help you all out but teases the two of you occasionally.

Originally posted by haechanz

Haechan:

Lots & lots of teasing!! Everywhere you go and if Jisung’s there with you, “THE YOUNG COUPLE IS HERE!!”, “aigoo my children”, “jisung ah i didn’t know you were that capable”. But he still treats the both of you to meals occasionally and even though he doesn’t show it, he’s happy for the both of you. Probably saves Jisung’s contact as “Betrayer” and yours as “Betrayer’s” because he didn’t expect Jisung to get a girlfriend before him but it’s all a joke so!

Originally posted by dovounq

Jaemin:

Would be surprised and laugh a lot, probably asking lots of questions about the both of you, “When did you first meet her?”, “How’d Jisung ask you out?”, “How long have you guys been together”. He asks because he’s genuinely curious and he finds it funny and cute to see Jisung dating, since they’ve been training together for a long time.

Originally posted by haechannie

Chenle:

When he first found out, lots of screaming and laughing, and probably hitting Jisung too, “I thought we were best friends!! Why didn’t you tell me earlier” or “Jisung Park has a girlfriend???? JISUNG PARK” Like Haechan, he likes teasing the both of you too and it’s endless™. He always finds ways to annoy the both of you but it’s because he loves that you can make Jisung happy so he’s happy too!!

Originally posted by neotechs

Jisung:

He hesitated a lot about telling the other members about your relationship mainly because he wss afraid they weren’t going to support it. But after telling he’s thankful that they give him and you their 100% support and that they’re always there to make your days better! He’s both blessed to have you and them.

Originally posted by neotechs

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons on evak + kollektivet? even definitely spends pretty much all his time there and kinda becomes a fifth roommate, in my mind

Oh my gosh hells yeah he does.

  • Oh dear the Kollektivet actually joke about that a lot. Like they will constantly talk about the ‘fifth housemate’ and Isak is just like “guyyys come on I thought you like Even?” and they are all “Oh yeah we love him. We were talking about you.” and Isak is just like “excuuuuse meee? I am the best fucking housemate EVER!” and then this causes them all to list like everything that makes Isak a terrible housemate and then Even comes home over and walks in and is like “Oh what are you guys talking about” he says this as he kisses a grumpy and appalled Isak on the lips and puts his arm around him. (I love husbands) “Oh we’re just explaining all the reasons Isak sucks at being a housemate” Linn says enjoying this quite a lot. Even furrows his eyebrows at them all and rubs Isak’s shoulder. “You guys…” Isak looks up at Even and then back at the Kollektivet all smug and pretty much like “Oh yeah you got it now. My man is gonna tell you all off for being mean to me. Boom!” but then Even finishes by saying “Did you already say the part about how he always leaves the lid to to milk unscrewed so like when you take it out-” “IT GOES EVERYWHERE!” Noora finishes and then Even just sits down and starts discussing all the silly and annoying things Isak does with them and Isak is just like “How dare you” 
  • Oh my gosh, so there was this one awkward time where Noora was rushing because she had places to beee and without thinking she just like ran into the bathroom aaaaand…there was Even the giraffe, in the shower….naked….Awksss. Noora was just like “Oh My GAWD Even I am So Sorry” covering her hand over her mouth, not her eyes mind you. Look our baby girl is adorable but she no saint. and of course Even is just chilling. Like he don’t care, He is just continuing, letting the water run over him and the little shit is literally like “Good Morning!” like oh my god he is so extra and adorable he don’t even care. He is actually smiling because Noora is getting all awkward and running into the door, trying to get out without seeing anymore. Noooow she’s covering her eyes. But like she keeps bumping into the wall and the door and finally she gets out and is just like flaming red. Oh my god she is so cute. Then she runs into Isak who is just like (not a morning person) super “morning..” and he totes notices Noora avoiding his eyes and blushing crimson and just like being super awkward and frazzled. He like gives her his squinty eyed ‘what is happening?’ look and asks her “whaaaat is it?” and she is all “nothing NOTHING! not a thing. I’m gonna… Imma make coffee. You want coffee? Lets drink coffee.” and then just scoots off into the kitchen. and Isak is like what the hell? and then Even comes out of the bathroom and yells “I’m so sorry Noora. I should have locked the door!” and Isak is all oh now I see and then at breakfast he just casually starts tapping the table with his knuckles and everyone is all “yes?” and Isak is like “oh i’m sorry did I get your attention? Did my KNOCKING get your attention? I have no idea why, like it’s not as if that is what it is FOR.” Even just throws his head back laughing and Noora is blushing again and putting her face in her hands. Eskild is just like “Oh my gosh Isak it’s not a big deal, I’ve seen Even naked lots of times.” Isak basically spits his cereal out in shock “WHAT?” “Yeah the lock to the bathroom doesn’t work and I need a nice amount of mirror time to look this good. I’ve seen you naked quite a bit too. May I add you should get that mole checked out.” Even is practically on the floor dying in laughter and Isak has gotten super pale. “ESKILD!” Eskild shrugs “What? It’s nothing I haven’t seen before. Don’t think you’re special sweetie.” 
  • Okay so Even is amazing and he will just like come over and cook for the whole Kollektivet as a thank you for you know, basically staying there without paying rent. And it just becomes this big thing. Like Thursday night is Even’s dinner night and it is literally so damn cute. They all have a big nice dinner as like a family and sometimes they will bring people over like “Oh guys Even is making Tacos, wanna come?” and Magnus is all “HELL YEAH!” and basically they all sit at the table while Even ceremoniously brings over what ever he has gone all out on that night. He literally adores cooking, and sometimes he will experiment and it is all very cute. Everyone will just eat and talk about their weeks and praise Even and tease Isak on the extra awkward thing he might have done that day and it is all so perfect. Literally like a little family. I love.

This got pretty long so I’ll leave it here. But if you want more, you know where to find me 💜  I hope this was okay. 🐥

★*゚‘゚・American Psycho (2000)

trigger warnings may apply: death, murder, drugs, sex, alcohol

❝ God, I hate this place. ❞
❝ They don’t have a good bathroom to do coke in. ❞
❝ I don’t need to hear this story again. ❞
❝ I’m not sure, guy, but I don’t think dyslexia is a virus. ❞ 
❝ I want to get high off this; ______, not sprinkle it on my fucking All-Bran. ❞
❝ Could you keep it down, I’m trying to do drugs! ❞
❝ My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago, if they ever did exist. ❞
❝ You look nice today. ❞
❝ I don’t want to talk about it.  ❞
❝ I want to fit in. ❞
❝ I have to talk to you. ❞
❝ If you don’t shut your fucking mouth I will kill you, are you understanding me? ❞ 
❝ This is crazy. You’re a fool. I can’t cope with this. ❞ 
❝ Listen, what are you doing tonight? ❞
❝ You should come have dinner with me. ❞
❝ Pumpkin you’re dating an asshole. ❞
❝ Is that Donald Trump’s car? ❞
❝ How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful? ❞
❝ You want some money? Some…food? ❞
❝ Do you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God. ❞
❝ You like Huey Lewis and the News? ❞
❝ Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you have a dog? A chow or something? ❞
❝ Jesus lives, ______. ❞ 
❝ Singapore? London. I’ll send the asshole to London. ❞
❝ I’ll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby. ❞
❝ You’re not with the FBI or anything, are you? ❞
❝ Was he involved at all , do you think, in occultism or Satan worship? ❞
❝ People just…disappear. ❞
❝ I haven’t seen you around here. ❞
❝ Actually, that’s none of your business. ❞
❝ I don’t want you to get drunk, but that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking. ❞
❝ If they have a good personality and they are not great looking-who fucking cares? ❞
❝ Is this tap water? I don’t drink tap water Bring me an Evian or something, okay? ❞
❝ I never knew you smoked. ❞
❝ I’m into, well, murders and executions mostly. ❞
❝ No, you dumb son of a bitch. I’m serious. I’m disappearing. ❞  
❝ Goodbye! Fuckheads! ❞
❝ You think I’m dumb, don’t you? ❞
❝ I’m on a diet. But thank you. ❞
❝ Do you have a boyfriend? ❞
❝ If you stay, I think something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don’t want to get hurt, do you? ❞
❝ I’m not so sure about this. I had to go to Emergency after last time… ❞
❝ This is nicer than your other apartment. ❞
❝ Did you know that guy who disappeared? ❞  
❝ Are you telling me you’ve never gotten it on with a girl? ❞
❝ You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?❞
❝ I’m fucking serious. It’s fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don’t think we should see each other anymore. ❞
❝ I think you should know-I’ve killed a lot of people. ❞
❝ I don’t want to leave anything out here…I guess I’ve killed 20 people, maybe 40. ❞
❝ Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I’m not sure I ’m going to get away with it this time. ❞
❝ I mean, to think that one of his friends killed him, for no reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous. ❞
❝ Stop sounding so Fucking sad! Jesus! ❞  
❝ Wait. Stop. You don’t seem to understand. You’re not really comprehending any of this. I killed him. I did it. ❞
❝ I just don’t see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total shit. How can you be so fucking, I don’t know, cool about it? ❞
❝ Whose moronic idea was it to drink dry beers? I need a Scotch. ❞
❝ My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no escape. ❞               

Auston Matthews - Cabbie Show

Can you do an Austin Matthews one where y'all have to go on Cabbie’s show?

“Hey, guys! So I’m here with Auston Matthews and his girlfriend Y/N! Welcome guys!” Cabbie bubbled at the camera.

“Thanks man!” Auston said.

“Okay, so I have heard a lot of chatter from the guys on the team about you two being so much alike THAT, I thought we would play a game called “Do you know your partner!”

You both gave Cabbie a what the fuck look. While he handed you both a whiteboard and a blue marker.

“See. we’re already having fun!” Cabbie joked when he saw both of your faces.

“Okay, first question….What is something the other likes to do (besides hockey.)?”

You looked over at Auston and smiled as you wrote on your board as Auston did the same.

“Ready?” Cabbie questioned.

“Ready.” You noted.

“Ready.”

“Okay, Auston said reading. And Y/N said sleeping.”

“Yup! I read, while he sleep.” you laughed.

“Auston…?”

“Sleep is right.” He smiled.

“Okay, Who would be most likely to lock themselves out of the house….naked?” You two began writing and waiting for the ready, before flipping over the boards.

“AUSTON!! Oh man! I feel like this has happened before.” Cabbie joked.

You guys went on with more question for what felt like forever, but you two were having so much fun that you didn’t care. Soon, it was coming to the last question.

“Okay, Which guy on the team do you hate being around in the morning?”

“Psssh easy!” Auston smiled as he wrote his answer then waited for you.

“Mitch!! Oh man!” Cabbie laughed. “Alright I have to agree with the guys you two need to get married already. You two got every question the same!”

-Julianne

Originally posted by matthews-nylander-marner

Sealing the deal with a kiss

Originally posted by grayground

She shoved you inside the room, leaving you disgruntled and grumbling your complaints. “Why me? Find someone else?”

“I swear to god I’ll make this up for you okay? I’ll tell you the details of our date!” she raised a hand up promising you, making you scoffed out in bewilderment. You were honestly not that single that you would need to live through her dates. You rolled your eyes before trying to move back out of the room. “I honestly don’t want to hear the details. They must be nasty if they includes you.” you scrunched your nose in disgust trying to push your way out of this task. “You bet they are and I’m not about to let this ruin It.” she pushed you back, placing each palms against one another, pleading for your help.

“Please— just please. I mean it’s not even hard for you. You’re a brilliant writer. I’m sure you’ll be able to whip up an amazing interview in like five minutes- then you can go back home and I’ll be thousands of miles away from you and they are all beautiful men! So you know more for you.” you looked at her, desperately trying to convince you with her sweet words making you sigh, because surely you could endure through this interview for her. It was this dreaded feeling, because you never liked mixing personal life into your work and now- here you were, trudging yourself inside the room where your boyfriend and his friends were waiting for you.

“You’re interviewing us?” Kiseok gasped out excitedly as he opened his arms wide in a welcoming gesture.

“All five of you better behave or I’m leaving and I’ll just write that all you toddlers couldn’t even sit through an interview.”

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I can totally see Sora and Kairi being the type of couple whose preferred method of flirting is pulling pranks on each other and whispering terrible jokes to each other.


Follow up idea where Donald and Goofy, Riku, Mickey, and Yen Sid (yes, even the Great Wizard Yen Sid™) are all highkey stressed by this because nO GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOIng you’re supposed to be like the other royal Disney couples and start flirting cutely and having sweet romantic moments, not throwing desserts at one another when Lumiere demands we all sit down for a classic dinner or–KAIRI, NO, STOP STEALING SORA’S TOWELS DO WE HAVE TO ORCHESTRATE THIS RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU TWO GOOD GRIEF.

anonymous asked:

Could you write about Iggy introducing Aranea as his girlfriend to the boys? Or Luna's and Prompto's first meeting in Altissia (happy happy AU)? Whatever you feel like, thank you <3

“What are you so nervous about?” Aranea chided, lightly smacking away his hands as he fidgeted with his tie. She set back into place, loosening it just a touch as he was nearly suffocating himself after he had messed with it so much.

“It’s the first time I’ve ever brought a lady to them like this. I’m not sure what their reactions will be.”

She laughed at that and shook her head, patting his cheek, “It isn’t as though they don’t know me.”

“And the first time we met, you did try to kill us.”

“Hey, that was just work, nothing personal. I thought we were over this?” she pouted.

He smirked and tapped her lip with his fingertip, “We are. But that doesn’t mean it might not make it harder for them to accept you in this way.”

She nipped his fingertip and he quickly withdrew his hand and took a half step back, making her laugh. “There’s no point worrying on it. Let’s just go before we’re late and have to explain that, too. You might have an aneurysm if it goes that far.”

“I’m not that stressed out,” he smiled, picking up her hand to lay a kiss across her knuckles before turning to head out to meet up with his friends.

Arriving at their meeting place at a park near the Citadel, they were the last ones to arrive even though they weren’t late. Prompto slapped Noctis’ arm to get his attention, pointing there way and shouting jovially, “Oh, what’s this!? Ignis and Aranea together!?”

“Get used to it, kid,” Aranea teased, bumping against Ignis.

Noctis raised a brow, looking intrigued in spite of his attempts at feigning boredom. “Yeah?” he asked, looking to Ignis for confirmation.

Adjusting his glasses and clearing his throat, Ignis nodded, stiffly formal, “Yes. I have been… courting Lady Aranea, and we have decided to make it a solid arrangement, and…”

“The simple version, Ignis.”

“…We went on a few dates, and now we’re officially a couple.”

“Good. It’s about time,” Gladio smirked, crossing his arms over his chest.

Prompto grinned and lowered his camera, nodding their way, “Yeah! Thought you guys woulda hooked up a lot sooner.”

Ignis nodded gratefully and looked at Noctis, still waiting on his approval. The prince sat with his cheek pressed into his hand, staring at the two of them with an unreadable expression. His gaze flitted to settle on Aranea, and he spoke in his falsely authoritative voice that he used when joking with his friends, “Hurt ‘im and I’ll kill you.”

“Aww, but Pretty Boy, he likes it when I hurt him.”

Noctis twitched at that and he glanced away, his face heating up at all of the implications of that, “…R-Right. Well, you know what I meant…!” Shaking his head, he took in a deep breath and hopped off the edge of the fountain where he had sat. Stepping over to Ignis, he clapped his friend on the shoulder and nodded to him, “Good choice.”

“Thank you.”

Banana Bus Squad!

So anyways, if you guys like the bbs squad, or just want something to watch on YouTube, I’ve got some vids on H2o Delirious’ channel for you!

‘Hide and seek - Dino edition!!!’

Includes:

• Delirious adorably growling at the camera, pretending to be a dinosaur

• Nogla, Vanoss, Delirious and Basically being flirty nerds

• Many randomly sexual flirty comments, usually pertaining to Delirious’ asshole

• Delirious, as usual, being mostly completely oblivious and adorable in response to said flirts

• “hey delirious, I heard you wanted a gaping fucking asshole”

• “hey delirious, nice ass”

• All the boys being attention whores for Del’s attention, as usual

• “guys we have to be careful we might get a speeding ticket”

• Delirious finding high points on the map, using them to both mock people and try to help the other seekers

• Panicked screaming

• Lots of laughter

• Sneaky hehehehehe

• PRETENDING. TO. BE. DINOS.

• Playing shitty pranks on each other

• Everyone is very giggly, especially Delirious and Vanoss

• Always hiding together

• Marcel being super fucking adorable

• “DON’T WORRY DEL, IT’S FINE, I’M INVISIBLE, THEY’LL NEVER FIND ME >:3”

• “oh no they found me :c”

• “I’M GOING AWAY ON A BUSINESS TRIP AND NEVER COMING BACK!!!” “Are you on the stupid fucking car??” “…no?”

• Lots of joking and screaming, as usual

• Overall just really gay and cute, 12/10

And, 'Finding Bigfoot - Back in the woods!!! With Cartoonz and Ohmwrecker!!’

Includes:

• Cartoonz and Ohm fighting for Delirious’s attention, as usual

• Lots of flirting

• Delirious, yet again, being oblivious to 99% of said flirting

• The boys being really overexcited and acting like ten year olds

• Terrified screaming

• “GUYS?? GUYS WHERE DID YOU GO-PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME”

• Delirious randomly flirts at Ohm-Ohm looses his fucking mind, Delirious giggles, and Cartoonz aggressively changes the subject

• “No supplies, we die like men”

• “You guys, put down some meat!” “Oh, I’ll put down some meat alright ;)))))”

• Lots of compliments and overexcited, giggly thank you’s

• Refusing to be separated under any cost

• Climbing trees

• Falling out of said trees

• Five million and seven sexual jokes and just jokes in general about Bigfoot

• Talking over dramatically and being extremely overprotective of each other even though it’s literally just a video game

• Delirious standing and watching Cartoonz 'pee’ as they stare at each other behind a tree

• Ohm walks two more steps before panicking and going back for them

• Cartoonz screams and gets angry when Ohm comes over; Ohm and Del make fun of the flustered demon boy

• “You just can’t find fresh dead bodies like this anymore”

• “God, we’re the real monsters here. He just wanted to come home and want Netflix and we fucking cut off his legs!”

• Ohm and Cartoonz laughing at Del’s shitty jokes even though they’re shitty just because it makes him happy

• Random huddle walking

• Getting giggly over flares

• Aggressive sharing

• “DELIRIOUS ARE YOU OKAY??” “Yeah, are you?” “Meh. Not important.”

• I think they’re scared of the dark

• Happy adventure boyos

• Very gay and wonderful, 100/10

I honestly love these videos, they’re so cute, please so give them a watch and a like, the happy boys deserve it

Oh, and at the beginning of one of the videos, there’s a really cute promo for their parts in the Monster Game where Del and Wildcat fight and it’s wonderful and hilarious XD

cirgaydian-rhythm  asked:

Hey! Heard you guys know a lot about animals. So I have this 9yo cat adopted when he was 1. He's SUPER DUPER friendly to LITERALLY EVERYTHING. We've moved around, and he's met a few other cats and dogs, and other cats seem to universally hate him, despite easing into and monitoring their interactions, and dogs seem to be weirded out. He just eager to meet new friends and doesn't seem to fear anything. We joke about him being basically a dog, but is this behavior actually abnormal for a cat?

It’s definitely a little odd for a cat, but I wouldn’t call it dog-like… it’s more like he’s not appropriately wary or isn’t abiding by the appropriate social cues for interacting with other animals. It’s like interacting with a kid who has no idea you need personal space or don’t want to talk 24/7, probably - just endlessly annoying - and he’s likely not picking up on the ‘leave me alone’ cues they’re giving off either. 

The Fitting (Part 3)

(Jungkook returns home and struggles to make sense of what happened between you two in the office.)

Warnings: masturbation, fantasy sex - vanilla

“Jungkookie, how’d things go with your girlfriend?” Taehyung said teasingly, without bothering to even look up from the game he was playing.  

Jimin snickered, “Yeah, how was your time alone with noona? Did you make her fall in love with you yet?”

Yoongi poked his head out from the kitchen, “Yah! You were at the fitting for a long time.  You didn’t do anything stupid like confess to her did you?”

Jungkook was used to the ribbing.  All the guys knew how he felt about the new stylist noona and they teased him about it constantly.  But tonight he wasn’t really in the mood for their jokes.  He just stared at the floor and asked quietly, “is it really so impossible that she could like me too?”

Tae laughed out loud and Yoongi rolled his eyes, but Jimin looked up in concern.  "Did something happen?  You really were there a lot longer than we expected?“

You can’t tell anyone about this. Not anyone, not ever.  

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angelycdevil  asked:

YES LET'S TALK ABOUT STEVE AND HIS PAIN BECAUSE MY POOR BABY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO. MUCH. AND THEY KEEP ASKING HIM MORE. He's already emptied out, given the world his heart, his future and his life. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT AND LET'S TALK ABOUT HIS PTSD AND DEPRESSION AND HOW HE GREW UP ALMOST DYING EVERY OTHER WINTER AND HOW HE KEPT FIGHTING AND HOW MUCH *SHIT* NEEDS TO HAVE HAPPENED THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE. LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW HE REALLY ONLY MADE ONE FRIEND, SAM and how alone he is

YES!!!!!!! Well, for friends I’d also say Nat’s a friend. And I think even in the movies she’s kind of shown she’s aware of Steve’s depression/ptsd/anxiety HOWEVER she’s no better either. 

I mean, we all makes jokes about Steve and the parachute thing and yeah he’s a superhero and he’s fine but like, there are signs when you’re suicidal. And a lot of that is recklessness. You just don’t care anymore and if something goes wrong you’re like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The only selfish thing Steve does is when he knows Bucky’s alive that he actively goes “you know what, no, I’m actually do something for once.” If AoU did anything right with Steve, it was showing his “I’ve given up  myself” side. “Guy who went into the ice…” He’d given up. Everything he wanted “died” with him when he crashed his plane. And Avengers? God, I wish they hadn’t cut his scenes about how “out of place” he felt. Those little snippets showed so much in such a small amount of time. Though, I think they did great with the punching bag scene. So there’s that. 

I don’t ask that fics have Steve be depressed and sad and it just focus on his recovery. I don’t say that people can’t just focus on other aspects. That’s totally fine! But it does kiiiind of rub me wrong when Steve is just fine and Bucky’s a mess. I think it’s great if they both help each other. Because as we’ve all kind of stated, there’s an almost unhealthy degree of co-dependency they have on each other. And I think having a duo recovery fic would be a really nice thing to read, if we’re going to play with the recovery aspects. Like, if you don’t want to touch the recovery at all? No worries :D that’s fine! Focus on something else. But when I’m having to sift through recovering!Bucky after recovering!Bucky and each and every fic has Steve this solid sturdy dude, I’m like 

anonymous asked:

dude.. i think you and incorrectlyquotedhamilton are the same person. you guys always post at the same time, you keep making jokes about how you guys are so alike, you are pretty much the same, and a lot of other shit as well

I’m gonna take that as a compliment! I can’t answer for the other stuff but as for when we post, I’m sure that’s just because we have our queue set up the same is all! :)