we in the empire business

Hamilton characters as "history of the entire world, i guess" quotes

Hamilton: Business! Money! Writing! Laws! Power! SOCIETY…!

Laurens: The US just figured out whether slavery is good or bad. It’s bad.

Lafayette: Wait, if France is “broke”, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses?

Eliza: And then, that dream was Real.

Mulligan: Out here the horse nomads run wild and free, and they would like to ransack your city.

Burr: NO. (Why?) THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER.

Jefferson: “Hell yeah, now we’ve got business!” said the Ghana Empire, selling lots of gold (and slaves).

Madison: Fuck it. Time to plant some grass.

Angelica: Ah! The Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff.

Phillip: It’s a great idea. He’s great. And now he’s dead.

Peggy: There’s no food yet, so I don’t care.

Maria: The Soviet Union decides to relax a little, and accidentally falls apart.

Washington: Well, blame something on them and go to war!

Lee: They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail.

King George: You could make a religion out of this… and maybe conquer the world as well.

Seabury: cHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOMS!