- (A conversation had after shopping for field clothes [aka the quest to find pockets] with my parents, and discovering my dad and I bought the same size pants)
- Me: I can't believe we fit into the same pants.
- Me: It's because he(dad) has no butt.
- Mom: That's right. Guys don't have hips or butts.
- Dad: Then why do you always tell me to get my butt moving?
- Me: *Dies*
- Dad: Next time you say to get moving, I'll say no, I don't have a butt.