we have no maid

anonymous asked:

So do you have any regular visitors to the cafe? Also do you have any rival cafes?

Allura: We of course have many regulars! Some we even know by name. So many people enjoy more than just the face value of a maid cafe.


Coran: As for competition. We might have in the past. Maid cafes are a popular concept. But now that we’re keeping to a buttler only staff we seem to be doing okay. Now, if a host cafe opened up near us we may be in trouble. But I doubt that will happen to the extent that it will affect us.


A.N. Spoilers. ;)

Again sorry no pictures, I can’t without giving too much away.

So we have here two strong female protagonists of a non-ecchi show made by the acclaimed studio KyoAni.

One of which is an all-powerful dragon with enough strength to destroy the planet and has literally taken a man down by episode 2. She also just happens to be a proud lesbian in love with the other protagonist for actual, deep and non-anime reasons.

The other protagonist is independent, lives on her own in Urban Japan (which is very hard to do, mind you) and is working in a “man’s field”, treated with equality and respect by her colleagues and is platonic friends with a male co-worker.

By Episode 2 they’ve basically adopted their own child.

But some otakus on Tumblr decide that they do not like the show because the titular shape-shifting dragon made a boob joke when asked about the form she freely chose herself.

Some communities are really hard to please.

First Impressions This Season

So it’s a week into this season and every show has had at least one episode now (I think). I’ll go through what I’ve watched and say what I think so far. I guess spoilers for episode 1, but are those really spoilers?

Gabriel Dropout

The premise is that after graduating angel or demon school said angels or demons go to earth and go to school there so that they can learn to be proper angels or proper demons. The main character is a decidedly unangelic angle that gets hooked on online games and becomes a shut in, while the rest of the cast is filled in with characters equally ill suited to their roles. This looks pretty entertaining and it’s basically Doga Kobo doing what they do best. It doesn’t seem like a show that I’m going to remember down the road, but it’s a nice moe SoL to watch. The humor has been pretty good too, so I’ve got decent expectations from it. 

Originally posted by k-ui

Little Witch Academia

I’m super excited for LWA and the first episode was great. The original OVA that was kick started was fantastic and set this all in motion, so that alone is kind of cool to see. I’d call the show a moe SoL, but it’s really a Trigger SoL with moe elements. Is it moe? I don’t even know lol, but I’ve got high expectations for it and I don’t think Trigger is going to let me down. They are good at the over the top crazy, and I think that they can do a great over the top wacky magical shenanigans show. Definitely high hopes for this show. 

Originally posted by lifefibersync

Kono Subarashii no Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2 (Konosuba s2)

That mouthful of a title aside, it’s more konosuba. The animation seems like it’s even more “quality” than last season, but that doesn’t bother me too much. The kinda cobbled together sometimes almost bad animation kinda adds to the show. But there is probably a limit to that and I hope they don’t find it lol. The Star Wars credits were a hilarious way to start off this season, and I hope that it continues to amuse me as much as it has already. I’ve got decent expectations of this show, but I’m not holding out for it to be incredible. 

Originally posted by jyoshikausei

Demi-chan wa Katatirai 

The premise of this show is that there are demi humans in the world and the teacher of this school is interested in learning more about them by interviewing them. Naturally a bunch of them end up at his school so this gets to happen. I was a little concerned about the possible weird teacher-student relationships that this sort of show can get into, but after two episodes I don’t think it will be like that at all. The cast seems pretty alright, with Hikari and the teacher being great characters. I’ll watch this show just for Hikari’s antics even if it somehow gets worse. I don’t think this will be an amazing show, but once again a nice cute SoL to fill the time. 

Originally posted by ookazaki

Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon

Sort of an unexpected title for Kyoani to be adapting, but it seems to be working so far. The premise is that Tohru (the dragon) becomes Kobayashi’s maid because on a drunken adventure Kobayashi pulled a holy sword out of her and then said she could stay with her. I picked up the first volume of the manga awhile back because buy two get one free sales make me do silly things and I really enjoyed it. There is a nice amount of good jokes and then some just funny moments with Tohru being a dragon and doing dragon things. I expect this to keep me thoroughly entertained, but it probably won’t be one of Kyoani’s truly marvelous show. Gonna be hard to follow Hibike S2 lol. 

Originally posted by aidoru-ojisan

So ya, that’s what I’ve watched for this season. I don’t know if I’ll really get around to anything else this season, but these at least all look like they’ll be fine watches. I have the most hope and expectations from Little Witch Academia, and I’m particularly excited that it is 2 cour. 

anonymous asked:

Either Alfor or the Queen are like "Fuck the Space Police" and add Coran to the royal line registry. Coran only finds out in the present.

I like you. Ok, so, polyverse, natch.


“Oh my, oh my, oh my, it has been so long since we have had such distinguished guests!” the tiny Turimonqua maid was chirping, her rainbow lace wings flashing in the light as she fluttered from person to person to pin their access badges to the collars of their clothing. “To think, an entire royal entourage!”

“Your mistress’ hospitality has been very impressive,” Allura said politely as she bowed, prompting the rest of them to follow suit. “Thank you for putting us up on such short notice.”

“Oh, it is no problem at all. Anything, anything at all for a king and his daughter!”

Silence.

“I- I beg your pardon, run that by me again?” Coran asked hesitantly.”

The maid produced a tiny scroll made of glimmering light. “You are Coran, first of his name, Second Father to Allura, Fourth of the Allura Title, correct?”

“I- well, yes, but I was unaware that-”

“Then it is settled! Come, come, your rooms are this way!”

“A king?!” Lance asked, gaping, as Coran paced back and forth in the common area that joined their rooms. 

“Believe me, this is just as much a surprise to me as it is to you,” he protested. “I mean… they’d always said they would, but-”

“Said they would what?” Shiro prodded.

“Well, it was always a given that if anything were to happen to their majesties before Allura came of age, I would care for her,” Coran said, and Allura took hold of his hand and squeezed. “But it was always going to have to be behind the scenes as her retainer. The nobility never would have accepted me stepping up to the throne.”

“Why not?” Pidge asked. “You were practically their second in command. Who better?”

Coran scratched the back of his neck, looking distinctly uncomfortable. “Mm…”

Allura squeezed tighter. “I’m right behind you, Aipa.”

He sighed. “The fact of the matter is, Altea had a very deep split along class lines. Alfor and Illyere worked very hard to do better by the lower classes, but the nobility fought it tooth and nail. It was the scandal of scandals when it came out that the three of us had formed a relationship. Whispers ran from them slumming it to me attempting a coup from the bedroom.”

Hunk made a very unamused growl, pounding fist to palm. “Too bad we couldn’t have been around then to knock a few heads straight.”

“Hell yes,” Lance agreed, grin vicious,  and there were some grim agreeing nods.

That finally seemed to take the worst of the tension out of the room when Coran laughed. “Thank you. And to be honest, your predecessors were much the same way about it. But… there you have it.” He raked his fingers through his hair. “I can’t believe they actually did it, though.”

“Well, you know how Mama loved to thumb her nose at her fellow bluebloods. There’s probably video recording somewhere of her and Papa and Archivist Michika laughing as they filed it to record.”

“Hey, I bet we could find it,” Pidge said with a wicked grin. “What do you think the search code would be?”

“Ten to one it was a present…. Aipa’s birthday.”

Coran groaned. “They would.”

“Birthday hunt for King Coran!”

“Don’t you dare start calling me that, I swear on-”

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Here are a couple of my favorite draw thread requests I’ve been doing for fun.  

We have “VexJ9”, the unofficial combination of Jenny (Xj9) and Vexus from My Life as A Teenage Robot (that show had amazing art direction.  One of my favorites.)

And we also have Lindsay from the Total Drama series, dressed as a maid, and more than a little confused.

This whole discourse about people using the “anime was a mistake” jokes seriously vs people complaining about it is dumb as hell tbh

Like, yeah, there’s plenty of trashy, trope-laden anime, but there’s plenty of trashy, trope-laden EVERYTHING, so there’s no need to argue that something is more than it is, and there’s no need to get smug because your preferred media isn’t the same as the other guy’s preferred media (newsflash: 99% of everything is shit)

So why can’t we just have a chuckle about things like keijo/dragon maid whatsitsface/etc. and then either watch them or ignore them, rather than spamming miyazaki memes or painting oreimo as high art

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It’s Ethan’s birthday - he aged up to a toddler today! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Heavy Sleeper, Loves the Cold

Genetic requirements:

Summer’s hair [ NO ] Summer’s eyes [ NO ] Kalen’s Fairy life state [ YES ]

Unfortunately, he’s not eligible for heir since he only has one of the genetic requirements.

Flatmate ~Jim Moriarty Imagine~

Hello humans! This one is kind of short, but I hope you enjoy it! :)

*Not My Gif*

When she stepped into her bedroom, she did not expect to see her flatmate and partner in crime, Jim Moriarty, standing in front of her bed, looking down at it. She stared
at him in confusion before finally clearing her throat.
“Jim, what are you doing?” Y/N asked as she watched him jump up and hide something behind his back.
“Nothing! I just.. it’s none of your business!” He stuttered, but tried to keep a stern voice.
“It kind of is when your in MY room.” She laughed lightly.
“I was cleaning.”
“We have a maid.”
“I gave her the day off..I thought I should do some cleaning myself for once.”
Y/N stared at him in disbelief and tried to study his emotions. He was definitely nervous about something and trying to hide it.
“Jim, I’m not stupid. Just tell me what you were doing in my room.” She placed her hand on her hip and rolled her eyes.
He looked around the room and sighed before his eyes met hers again.
“Fine…I was going to leave you these.” He brought his hands to the front and revealed a single rose and a folded card with Jim’s unmistakably beautiful hand writing on it.
“What’s this?” She questioned as she grabbed it.
She opened the note and began to read it aloud.
“Dear Y/N, I’ve tried to tell you many times how I really feel about you, but I’m not very good at these things so I chose to do it this way. In the time that we’ve worked together,
I have started growing feelings for you to the point where I can say I’m in love with you. I may not show it, but you mean so much to me and I want to express it in every way
possible. I love you, Y/N.”
Y/N scoffed and smiled brightly.
“It’s about time.” She wrapped her arms around his neck and brought their lips together for a passionate kiss.


Requests are currently closed! (Sorry about that!) BUT FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED! 

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We’re together all the time, first of all. Second thing, how can you fake that 24 hours a day with somebody? Sleeping with somebody, waking up with somebody, having to - he’s running around the house, I’m running around the house. You were in our house! We have a normal house. We have a nanny, we have a maid, we walk around, and he’s either in the studio, I’m in the kitchen, we’re running around like normal - I know it’s hard to believe - people. We go shopping, we go out to dinner. We argue… sometimes.

I’m playing a police officer who’s very self-important and passionate about his job.

Butler: Can I help you?
Me: Hello, Officer Kress, Stowe PD. Do you have a phone we can use?

-later-

Maid: How did you get to this part of the house?
Criminal: Well, uh, the butler said -
Me: Ah, hello, Officer Kress, SPD. What actually happened is…

Later we have our first combat encounter. The monster spectacurlarly fails several rolls, and I single-handedly kill it with two bullets and a well-placed dodge, during which it accidentally bites its own tail and dies.

Me: THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE SPD!

trying to get my friend into evillious, just sent her this...

WE HAVE CROSSDRESSING MAID GODS, MAMA CONCHITA, EVE™, ADORABLE MAGES, TREE LESBIANS, GAY BIRBS, ASEXUAL AGENDER CHIPMUNKS, GOD WITH RESTING BITCH FACE, BANANA JESUS, DEMON OR MY MOTHER ™, (MOSTLY) AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITIES, FEMALE KING/DUKE, INSANE CATS, 4 SATANS, THE FRENCHIEST FRY, 3 SANTA’S AND THEY ARE ALL EVIL, MEMES, MARIE-ANTOINETTE, REALISTIC BOOBS, LU LI LA™, HYSTERICAL GOD, HER HALF-SISTER THE SINNER OF ENVY, THEIR MOTHER THE DEMON OF ENVY, TWO TWINS IN A TRENCH COAT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO TO A PLANET THEIR NOT SUPPOSED TO MESS WITH, VERY AMAZING OCTOPUS ™, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS VERY VERY AMAZING, A CLOWN

kounelli  asked:

What's your typical morning routine together?

“Well, I’m not a morning person… like… at all. Typically it starts with Luna’s attempts to drag me out of bed, and if she can’t drag me out of bed, she brings in Prompto, then Gladio and then Ignis… which usually involves a lot of
smacking me in the face and loud scolding.” *he groans*


“As Noctis already pointed out, it usually starts with waking him up first. Though I might have to make a slight confession; I adore watching Noctis sleep. *she can’t help but laugh a bit* After he awakens, we get dressed. Depending on what we each have to do for that day, suited attire has to be chosen. Of course, we have maids and servants to do that for us, but I like to choose my own every now and then. Also, Noctis still needs some help with getting his ties right.”


“Yeah yeah… ties are a pain in the ass to tie. Also, if Luna is successful in dragging me out of bed without the help of the guys, we usually go to the kitchen, and if she’s up for it, she or Ignis cooks breakfast. Y'know. Give the cook a break every now and then. Because honestly? If I attempt to? I usually burn it and damage the cookware, but I can brew a mean cup of coffee. We usually sit down and skim over political reports for the day’s royal duties. Every once in awhile, I’ll skip it, and take her for a walk around the gardens. She seems to enjoy that.”


“I love our morning walks, depending on our schedule that is of course. Though we are not alone in our walks. Pryna and Umbra often accompany us as well. They love to run around the palace gardens. When we head back to the palace, we each get ready for our duties. Though not without a proper goodbye for the rest of the day.”


“Proper goodbyes… yes. They are absolutely necessary…” *reaches out a hand to stroke Luna’s cheek* Kinda like this…“ *pulls her behind a garden wall to hide and leans in for a kiss* Don’t know if anyone saw that, but yeah. That’s a proper goodbye.”

anonymous asked:

In the first few episodes when we first get Virgo, the first example of Gray having a maid fetish is when Virgo was holding Lucy's skirt down, but hers was flying up, and Gray was mesmerized.

Yup! I remember the previous examples too!!! Gray joked with Lucy about being hit by a maid too. I’m sure Juvia definitely knows about his fetishes. Not to mention he didn’t really try to stop Juvia adding “-sama” to his name, it kinda goes with that in my opinion. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My Reaction to the Free! OVA

FIRST OFF…………………

I have MISSED THESE NERDS. I LOVE my swimming babies! I probably watched the ending TEN times before my husband told me to quit it.

BUT….. I digress. I love these guys. It was really nice to see another episode. I had some ideas going in what was going on. I knew about the water gun fight and I was really excited but…. 

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!! Like what the fuck…. you’re playing with me!! If only we could have seen Rin or Sousuke in maid outfits…

Moving right along.

THE SABA GAME!

I LOVE that they drew lots and picked teams.

Handsome ass motherfuckers….. and of course Natori! Please by all means chase your shippings through the whole game. I’ll just sit back and watch.

And look…….

Someone is worried about his bae….

We did get some new shipping fuel as well…..

I’m a fan! The only one to add -kun to his name if you noticed…. But it also had PLENTY of my FAVORITE SHIP OF ALL………….

ARE MARRIED. There I fixed it.

Overall, it was a great episode…..

……………. I’m just gonna leave this here….. do what you will.

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Part 2 of 3 for Victorique’s outfits. Starting in the top left is the dress she wore when escaping from Beelzebub’s skull. This one was most likely a bit more dressy/stylish so that she could have blended in easier with the rich folk attending the phantasmagoria festival (Note that during the episode she sorted through several dresses that had been brought to her). In the top left we have a basic maid uniform that she borrowed while on the train escaping from the skull. Awfully convenient that they had one her size, eh? On the bottom left is the “Monstre Charmant" dress, which represents a native folk-tale from her country. Interestingly enough,the artist shows where all the volume for her skirt comes from. Finally, we have her winter dress, with it’s multiple layers and shawl being able to keep her nice and warm when it snows (not to mention those heavier boots too). Part 3 to come soon along with other art as well!

anonymous asked:

You do have friends here and we'd be honored to be your braid maids ♥️ (we're going to slay that wedding, with the most beautiful bride ever)

omg anon u are the sweetest ALL MY MUTUALS WILL BE MY BRIDESMAIDS
(lol i am not anywhere CLOSE at being in a relationship but a lot of people fantasize over their future wedding soooo)