we have already won

“Reylos need to stop acting so smug”

I’m sorry - no. Literally every single thing that we’ve been predicting for 2 years has been confirmed by the trailers and the comments of the cast so far. Our theories were dismissed as being delusional and crack, but oh how the tables have tabled. I’ll be the smuggest little shit this site has ever seen and no one can ruin this for me. These anti fuckers deserve everything that’s coming for them. They’ll never live this down and I’ll be watching, looking down on them from my throne, victorious, slowly sipping the sweet wine of validation out of the goblet of gratification.

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  • “Sure I won’t get in trouble, _____?”
  • “Don’t be a wuss.”
  • “I’d come with you if I weren’t— *coughs* —dying.”
  • “You’re not dying!”
  • “You didn’t see the vomit coming out of my nose this morning?”
  • “What was that? What’s that?”
  • “Oh, _____’s gonna kill me…”
  • “Do you want it back?”
  • “You look like a nice boy. I bet you have a lot of friends.”
  • “I bet I can cheer him up. I’ll give him a balloon.”
  • “Do you want a balloon too, _____?”
  • “_____? Yes. Meet _____. _____, meet _____. Now we aren’t strangers, are we?”
  • “A storm blew me away.”
  • “Can you smell the circus, _____? There’s peanuts, cotton candy, hot dogs, and…”
  • “Popcorn! Is that your favorite?”
  • “You don’t wanna lose it, _____… _____’s gonna kill you.”
  • “Here. Take it.”
  • “You need to start taking more responsibility around here, _____.”
  • “Look at me, _____. Look at me!”
  • “There are two places you can be in this world. You can be out here like us, or you can be in there, like them. You waste time hemming and hawing, and someone else is gonna make that choice for you.”
  • “I could think of funner ways to become a man.”
  • “Think they’ll sign my yearbook?”
  • “Dear _____, sorry for taking a steaming dump in your backpack last March. Have a great Summer!”
  • “Are you in there by yourself, _____?”
  • “Are you in there by yourself, _____? Or do you have half the guys in the school with you, huh, slut?”
  • “I know you’re in there, little shit. I can smell you.”
  • “No wonder you don’t have any friends.”
  • “Which is it, _____? Am I a slut or a little shit? Make up your mind.”
  • “You’re trash. We just wanted to remind you.”
  • “Well, at least now you’ll smell better.”
  • “Hey, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow?”
  • “Is that how you wanna spend your Summer? Inside of an arcade?”
  • “You think they’ll actually find her?”
  • “Shut up! That’s fucking disgusting…”
  • “She’s not dead. She’s missing.”
  • “Who doesn’t love splashing around in shitty water?”
  • “I wish he’d go missing.”
  • “You gonna let me go by? Or is there a secret password or something?”
  • “I’m just messing with you.”
  • “Well, _____, there are worse things to be called.”
  • “Please don’t go, girl!”
  • “Before you say anything, let me just show you something first.”
  • “He’s gone! He’s dead! He’s dead! There is nothing we can do! Nothing!”
  • “Stay the fuck outta my town!”
  • “I mean, what if we get caught?”
  • “Hey, _____, these your birth control pills?”
  • “Your hair is Winter fire, January embers. My heart burns there too.”
  • “Your old lady bike’s too fast for us!”
  • “Isn’t it Summer vacation? I would think you’d be ready to take a break from the books.”
  • “Don’t you have any friends?”

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Beca: hey!you’re back from europe

Chloe: yeah, had to cause i’m in vet school!!can you believe it?

Beca: of course i can beale, you’re gonna be great.congrats..again..so uh how’s chicago?you guys seemed to hit it off real well huh

Chloe: yeah i guess, but he’s no you

Beca: wha…wait what?..what do you mean?

Chloe: oh come on becs, we both should have won an academy award already for this act we kept on doing. I like you and you like me

Beca: but you kissed chicago

Chloe: and I thought jealousy would make you finally admit how you feel

Beca: no uhm, it’s just..you know what screw it

Beca grabs chloe and kisses her, because yes, she loves chloe and yes, chloe loves her too

HOLY GAJEEBUS HOLD ME-

Exo Cup Fanmeeting in Japan 170514

Wow were we blessed today

Japan has now become my second favorite place for CB moments~ 

AFTER YEARS 

CHANBAEK HAS FINALLY DONE THAT BALLON THANG AND HECK WAS IT AMAZING

They were the same team (the blue team) and look at how our royal couple absolutely wrecked the other two threesomes wowowowowoowowowow we always knew they had great chemistry :D they just work well together

LOOK AT THIS HD QUALITY PICTURE WOWOWOW MY MY AREN’T WE BLESSED

WOw. Such a lovely view of their backsides :,)

Mmm yes Park Chanyeol demonstrate some more please (Lol I’m that girl having a seizure in the right corner)

If y’all already don’t know, this is the ballon popping game they are demonstrating (y’all can already smell the fan service can’t you?)

Lol. Me being the evil fangirl grumbling “Seriously? The ballon is such a cockblock”

(Chants: “kiss kiss kiss kiss”)

Lol I love that the ballon is a heart. It really accurately represents what’s about to happen. 

Now…let the games…begin

Bless. I love how Baekhyun is just low-key hugging the man’s Park Chanyeol (I KNOW IT’S FOR THE GAME BUT LET ME DREAM. THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE OTHER THAN OTHER CB MOMENTS)

Now a backside view. The games haven’t even started and Baekhyun is already putting his arm around Chanyeol’s waist ahhhhhhhhh

MM they look like they’re on a honey moon

Lol even closer please

Baekhyun’s so ready for this

And here’s a closer view

“Ah yes we are Korea’s number one coup- I mean pair ahahaha.”

Awww Baek looks so fond I can’t

Ah yes Height difference

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

What an aesthetic couple

Aw Chan looks like a kid XD Showing off his prize

Baek: “We may have won this trophy but we already won each other’s heart”

Oh look at that eye contact. Wowowowow did you see how Baekhyun leaned in slightly looking straight at Chanyeol? Hmmm why did Chanyeol look so startled. I wonder what he thought Baekhyun was doing. What if he thought it was…a kiss? AHH LET ME DREAMMMM. But honestly that eye contact and the way Baekhyun kinda just instinctively leaned in. I mean yeah Chanyeol could’ve been surprised that Baekhyun was staring at him but really I feel (or it looks) like there is some tension. Sexual tension maybe? Just the way Baekhyun is looking at him like that really gets me slightly suspicious

Lol I wonder. Isn’t it uncomfortable for Baekhyun to lean on Chanyeol like that since Chan is taller? XD

That looks so awkward XD

And ending with some creepy synchronization XD

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW THE FANS AT THIS FANMEET ARE SO LUCKY

ALSO I’M LATE AGAIN SORRY I REALLY WISH I LIVED IN KOREA XD

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A letter to all the people who dismiss Bisexuality

Imagine living in a world where being Bisexual is normal and people tell you that Heterosexuality and Homosexuality aren’t real because you “can’t just be attracted to one gender.”

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Hiya guys! Linadoon here!

I wanna say first that I love all of you! Second…

I’ll close the ask box once again, this afternoon.

I know I just opened it like… Yesterday? But I have to close. You guys are amazing and unstoppable (no, we won’t be defeated ♪) and we have already passed 230 asks.

So, to do it nicely, I’ll to do it…

In two hours I’ll close it, ok? :3

~ Mod Linadoon

Why I vote Malec

I live in Sweden and a part of me wants to vote for my neighbors in Norway but my heart is with Malec. And here’s why:

  • I identify so much with Alec
  • The build-up to where they are now
  • The wedding
  • Magnus is amazing 
  • A half-angel in love with a half-demon, shadowhunter and downworlder
  • Alec is a stuttering mess around Magnus in season 1
  • Alec standing up for Magnus in season 2
  • Their communicaton in season 2
  • Magnus’s clothes
  • Gay and bi representation
  • Interracial couple
  • Magnus is flamboyant and bi
  • PowercoupleTM
  • Their relationship is so realistic, at least for a person who’s not espescially affectionate (like me and Malec)
  • The way Alec looks at Magnus
  • The way Magnus looks at Alec
  • Them smiling to each other
  • Alec didn’t think he could have what he wanted, until Magnus
  • Magnus closing off his heart for almost a century before Alec
  • Magnus when Alec was unconcious in “Parabatai Lost”
  • Alec not minding when Magnus talked about Camille
  • No biphobia
  • Simon’s face when Alec went to Magnus at the wedding (You and me both, Simon, you and me both)
  • Did I mention the gift??

I can go on, there’s so much about these two that I love so much. Whether you vote Malec or Evak, I hope you have a great time voting! And all of us that are part of LGBTQ+, we have already won.

Vikings 4x20 review:

  • omg it’s the end? I survived 20 episodes of this shit?
  • Aethelwulf cosplaying Jon Snow circa Battle of the Bastards
  • NOT THE HORSE YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING HORSES ALONE
  • Ubbe happily waving a dude’s severed head around…same, bro, same
  • Little Bros: “YAY WE WON!!” Bjorn: “NOT YET you FOoLS”
  • I guess Aethelwulf stopped to take a bath between Repton and Not Winchester
  • is Ecbert in a straitjacket
  • warp-speed coronation! And mad props to Moe Dunford for rocking that tacky Adventure Time crown
  • “thank you for loving me” he literally had your ear cut off and blackmailed you into sleeping with him in s3 but w/e this season is all about men not being held responsible for their actions and retconning dubcon sex into romance so
  • I love how Ecbert gives Alfred all this sage advice on how to be a good king and then turns to Aethelred (who should be the fucking aetheling) and is like “try not to get your dick caught in your zipper”
  • did Ecbert…did he….did he just….did he make out with his son
  • “no I’m going to stay with you and get shitfaced” aw Bishop is such a cute friend <3
  • a battering ram? Sure, why the hell not, they already have crossbows
  • Little Bros: “YAY WE WON!!!” Bjorn: “NOT YET you FoOLS”
  • aw yisss it’s Plundering Time™
  • Sigurd, Hvitserk and Floki gleefully setting scrolls on fire CUZ READING’S FOR LOSERS
  • I’m glad Hirst showed them doing that, though, because barbarian groups like the Vikings, Goths, and pagan Franks before them were responsible for the loss of so much knowledge of classical antiquity (like how to build a bridge the way the Romans did) after the disintegration of the Empire.
  • Floki took Helga with him everywhere: to Frankia, to Spain, to a fucking warzone…but I guess he just REALLY needed that manpain push to get him to Iceland, huh, Hirst?
  • at least her burial was beautiful and Gustaf was fantastic. I got so emotional when Floki began laying out her personal items (that fucking comb, man)
  • WHY IS BJORN ALWAYS YELLING WE KNOW YOU HAVE A DICK
  • lol Harald looked so hurt when his bro decided to go cruise the Med with Bjorn
  • Ivar working the crowd like a pro
  • “it looks like revenge was the only thing keeping the sons of Ragnar together” wow no shit
  • LEAVE THE SMOL CHILDE ALONE ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY SOME RAD TUNES ON HIS LUTE
  • it’s just a scratch, Sigs, you’re fine…Rollo survived being trampled by 30 horses…just walk it off bb
  • my heart hurts
  • oh, but it’s not over…here comes JRM’s debut
  • well that was quite the climactic ending *ba dum tss*

When I see people who ship nothing but canon ships yet choose to make a big deal about shipping them like it’s a deep, dark secret to ship them. Or they go out and criticize works made by other shippers.

“What are you doing? You already won. Leave us sad people alone. All we have left are our fan works and dreams.”

anonymous asked:

I have this really bad feeling that ons is going to end the same as toz. In toz the anime the creators were going to originally make it have a straight couple ( the novel, game, and manga have the characters channoicly gay) anyways they only ended up making them cannon in the anime because fans were really upset and they basically did it for the money. I really hope mikayuu/yuumika becomes cannon but I feel like that's what would happen in it knowing the piece of shit we have for an author.

How do you know they were going to make sor//ali canon? It was all pandering to the fanboys LOL. In the end, they just gave the anime the same ending: Sorey and Mikleo together (with some twinks). I was actually expecting that (especially because the last episode came out a goddamn month later, it was obvious).

Everything is about money, nonnie. Just any ship you see becoming canon is because of money… You didn’t know?

Capitalism, nonnie, capitalism.

You’ll never see a single show that doesn’t want to sell. That’s actually kind of the point.

And idk man, I don’t think being so obsessed with canon makes sense sometimes.

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chief: “see how i crashed that pelican cortana? we’ve filled our quota of one crashed pelican per mission now so it definitely won;t happen when we have to escape”

cortana, already done with john’s shit after 5 minutes: “you thought of everything…”

thel, only his legs visibly sticking out of the ground: “i hate this spartan”

J as Justin? (college hockey player jb)

♡This is my first imagine like this so have that in mind when you are reading thanks♡

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“Girl, you should feel lucky you even have a man, my sorry ass is always alone, you at least have someone who loves you.” Y/F/N said while eating the last few fries from her plate. “I know I’m lucky, he is a great guy but he is such an asshole sometimes you know?” I said and looked at her for confirmation that I’m not just being a drama queen and that what he did was wrong. “I agree that what he did was not cool Y/N, but at the end of the day, you and I are going to finish this dinner and drive back to campus and you are gonna watch him play, get mad every time someone pushes him and tear up every moment he falls on the ice.” She took a sip of her drink while looking at me with a smirk and put some money on the table to pay for her dinner. “So, you can say you are mad at him and that he is an asshole, but deep down you know that after the match tonight you will wait for him and spend the whole night asking him is he hurt.” I just rolled my eyes at her because I didn’t want to admit to her nor to myself that everything she just said was true. “Whatever Y/F/N, can we just go?” She smiled at me and got up. “Sure babe, let’s go watch your man win this game.”

Walking into the arena, trying to find a sitting place closest to the actual rink and waiting for the match to start was always a stressful thing for me. I knew that any minute now my boyfriend, captain of the hockey team will come out and everyone will start cheering for him. People have his name written on cheering banners, people are constantly yelling his name and I’m just sitting here praying to God no one hurts him. I honestly never thought ice hockey would be such a big deal when I get to college, but here it’s probably the most important thing. Every week during the season when there is a match the entire faculty and almost every student gets down to the arena and for one night forget about studying and all the shit that college is usually about. 

It is nice though, it always feels great watching Justin play on those Friday nights because every time he scores, and he scores a lot, he winks or points at me with the biggest smile on his face and seeing him that happy makes me happy and knowing that I am the first thing on his mind after he scores feels great, just knowing he loves me as much as I love him is the best possible feeling in the world. Of course, that lasts for a few seconds only, through the most of the game I am just looking at the guys trying to push him into the wall or tackle him to the ground and every time they do, my heart stops for a second but then he gets up, finds my face in the crowd and nods telling me he is okay. 

Tonight is the semifinals for this season and yesterday we got into a fight because me being a drama queen who needs attention all the time and him being a busy guy who had never had a serious relationship before me because of his commitment issues, don’t always work out for the best. So the last time we talked he told me that I was clingy and that hurt me so bad so I might have said some awful things to him too. We don’t fight as much as I thought we would when I met the person he is because somehow things I hate about people usually don’t bother me when it’s up to him and vice versa so we are good. But today is the first time he is playing something important and I wasn’t with him before, I wasn’t there to calm him down and tell him he is going to do great and it feels weird. Like, I know he is going to do good and that they are going to win this thing but it still doesn’t feel right. 

“Oh, it’s about to start!” Y/F/N said with nothing but excitement in her voice and I laughed because I know she wasn’t referring to the game but to the boys coming out into the rink and if there’s something she loves it’s looking at hot guys and telling me which one is she going to get with tonight. Everyone was standing up now, cheering for ever guy from our team whilst they were coming to the rink but I was waiting for only one face to see. “And now, saving the best for last, welcome our captain, Justin Bieber!” The moment that sentence came out of every speaker in the arena the entire crowd went completely crazy. He got out and instead of smiling and waving at the people like he usually does he had a worried expression on his face. He was scanning the crowd as if he was looking for something and the moment his eyes locked with mine, he looked like he found it. He smiled and I could see his body relaxing as soon as he knew I was here. We kept eye contact for few more seconds before he was pulled to the side by one of his team mates and after they all talked for a few minutes I heard him yelling “Woohoo” while he was skating to the middle of the rink and the match started.

The third period is about to end in few minutes and our team is leading by two, people who have finals on Monday are already leaving the arena counting with the fact we already won so they don’t have to stay till the end. It was a good game, Justin scored the majority of the goals and it was an easy game for our team considering no one understands how the other team even got to the semifinals but okay. The puck was just passed to Justin while there were no people in front of him and a second before the game ended he scored another goal, looked at the scoreboard, smiled, looked at me and mouthed ‘I love you’.

I was waiting in the back, next to the exit Justin was going to come from and was texting Y/F/N who already left with some guy and was telling me not to wait up for her tonight because she isn’t coming back to our dorm room. Cute. 

“Hey pretty girl, waiting for me?” I turned around and saw a guy from the rival team walking towards me. “No, waiting for my boyfriend actually.” I said slightly scared already because he was so much bigger than me and looked like he really doesn’t like no as an answer. “You are Biebers girl, aren’t you?” He asked and came way too close to me for my liking. “I saw him looking at you through the match but believe me, I could make you feel so much better than he ever could if you just go with me.” He started leaning towards me and me pushing him with all the strength that I had in me wasn’t enough for him to move even a bit. “Get off of me!” I hissed and tried my best to set myself free from his grip. “Hey!” I heard a voice way too familiar to me yell from behind us. In a matter of seconds the creepy guy was pulled of me and Justin punched him in the face the way that I was sorry for the doctor who is going to have to fix that guys nose. 

“What the fuck is wrong with you harassing my girl like that, huh?” Justin pushed the guy against a wall and punched him once more. “I destroyed your game in the rink and I’m going to destroy your face here.” He said and I swear I have never seen him that mad. “Justin” I said softly “he is not worth it, let’s just go, please.” He was looking at me still holding that asshole pinned to the wall. “Fuck” he said before he moved away and walked towards me while a guy who was so confident just few minutes before ran away like a girl. “Are you okay princess?” Justin asked and put his palms on both sides of my face trying to see if I am hurt. “I’m okay, he didn’t have a chance to do anything before you came out and saved me.” I smiled at him and felt him lighten up at my comment as he pulled me for a tight hug. 

“I’m sorry for the stuff I said yesterday.” I said and felt him lightly kiss my forehead. “I am sorry too baby, I was so sad today when I thought you are not coming to see me play.” I just smiled at him and pecked his lips. “I will always come and see you play Justin.” “Good. I feel like I wouldn’t play as good if I knew I don’t have my girl in the audience to impress.” He took my hand and started walking towards his car. “Like you still need to impress me after two years of dating.” “Quite opposite Y/N,” he started in his 'I am talking nonsense but will make it sound serious’ voice. “I have to start impressing you right now.” He opened the door of his car for me and quickly came in himself. “And why is that?” I asked ready to be amused by his answer. “Because right about now, after two years of the adventure that is dating me, right now you are going to start getting bored with me.” “Oh my God.” I started laughing and turned on the radio. “It’s not funny Y/N” he said and turned the radio off. “I was listening to that Justin.” “See, you would rather listen to music than talk with your boyfriend, you are so getting bored with me.’' ’'Are you actually serious?” I asked as I started to realize he isn’t just joking around. “Yes, I’m serious, why would I joke with shit like that?” “So you think that I’m not serious with you, that I’m going to leave just because we don’t do new things every day?” “I don’t know, are you?” he asked with a serious voice and tried to avoid eye contact. 

“Like, you are so great and beautiful and smart and funny and everyone loves you and I can just play hockey. It was fun for a year when we did all that new stuff together and were still getting to know each other and you were so happy and now I am comfortable around you, like I don’t get butterflies anymore because I feel calm and that is exactly what I need and I love it that way you know? But I don’t know how you feel about it and-” “Justin, stop.” I said and put my hand on his. “Stop the car.”  He looked at me confused as he pulled up next to the road. “Look at this.” I said and turned my back to him pulling my hair up showing him a tattoo on the back of my neck I got few days ago. “Oh my God.” I felt his fingers caress the skin of my neck. “It says 'J’.” I turned around and looked at him. “Yes it does.” “J as Justin?” He asked and I rolled my eyes at him. “No Justin, J as jacket.” he looked at me confused and I started laughing. “Of course its J as Justin, I am serious with you, I am serious with us okay? I love how we are right now and how you make me feel and I want it no other way. I sure as hell wouldn’t get a tattoo with the first letter of your name if I was planning on breaking up with you or if I was bored. We are at the stage where we are always there for each other and we know each other so well so there are no new things to do but that doesn’t mean my love for you changed even a bit. I love what you and I have okay? I wouldn’t change it for anything.” he smiled and pulled me into a hug. “I love you.” “I love you too Justin, so much more than you could imagine.” He pulled away to kiss me and went over my tattoo with his fingers once again. 

“My dorm room is empty tonight just so you know.” I said and he smirked at me. “Oh yeah?” he started the car and put his hand on my thigh. “I guess I will be showing you just how much I love you tonight.”


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I know that God is doing a work in my life, my faith lets me know that. It is just SO hard to see what God is doing in my life because I don’t yet understand what He is doing nor do I see what He is doing. I am really trying to push through and keep leaning on God but it has been tough. I know things will get better and I know the day will come where I will see all that God is currently doing in my life. 

I am trying to be transparent with yall to let you know that we all go through things. We all have times where we don’t understand or don’t know which way to go. We aren’t always going to know where God is guiding us, but faith pushes us to keep trusting God and leaning on Him. If we keep our faith in God, we cannot fail! I don’t know about yall, but I am holding onto Jesus no matter what. The devil wants me to let go and give up, but NOPE I will not and neither should any of you! We already have the victory through Christ Jesus. We have already won.