we have a new king


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Chapter 13: Holding Aces [ AO3 ] | [ ff.net ]

“Well, from where I sit - which is on the throne of Diagon,” Pansy clarified haughtily, leaning towards Hermione, “I’d say the view is rather the same as it always is. With or without your presence,” she added, casting a vacant glance over the Great Hall. “Astoundingly, we persist.”

“Yes,” Hermione agreed sweetly, nodding. “Court is full of snakes, much as it always is. Be careful of what’s underfoot, Majesty,” she warned, catching the motion of Rabastan and Draco conversing with their heads bent. “You know how your serpents love to strike without warning.”

Pansy raised her glass again, the sound of a dry laugh escaping into the bell of the goblet.

“Well, some people are born with power in their blood,” Pansy permitted lazily, replacing the glass on the table, “venomous or otherwise. Others are forced to make do with nothing,” she mused, her gaze flicking to Hermione’s, “so I wonder which creature is to be pitied?”

Hermione, immune to the now much-tired slight against her birth, let her gaze wander in time to see Draco nod, inclining his head conspiratorially, just as Rabastan murmured something in response.

“Pity any creature at my mercy,” Hermione advised under her breath.

“Coronation” Part Sixteen

Summary: She was the Queen of Sokovia, and he was the future king of Romania. Their relationship was full of hate towards one another, but will it change when his heart gets broken by a traitor to both of your powerful countries?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Warnings: Fluff, nightmares

Word Count: 1024

A/N: I honestly have no idea what I’m doing. 

Coronation Series

Originally posted by wecozyaf

Y/N woke up in her soft bed. Fresh sheets were lain about the bed. Her body was on fire. Her wrists were wrapped in bandages and her scars were covered with a white liquid, probably something Doctor Cho prescribed.

Y/N’s head was propped up by a mountain of pillows. The soft silk pillowcases felt cold on her skin, it was refreshing. She tried to sit up, but a shooting pain went through her whole body. A low groan passed through her lips when she flopped back down.

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anonymous asked:

Can we have the egos work on making King a new cape?

Wilford tells Bim about a few scraps of fabric left over in the costume department, and when Trimmer pokes his head into the impossible closet of a thousand outfits, he finds a box shoved to the side full of different colored fabric and a few other odds and ends. There’s also a little fur lining left which he grabs up and takes with him to Oliver.

The android has spent the better part of the morning downloading different sewing techniques which he then employs to create the King a new cape from what Bim has gathered. It’s not solid red anymore, since there wasn’t enough red to go around, but the patchwork cape is better than none at all.

When they’ve finished it, Dr. Iplier wraps it with care, finishing off with a big red bow. They get the Host to inscribe the King’s full name on a card in perfect, golden calligraphy and leave the present outside of the Ego’s bedroom door at Peeble’s Place–bedroom being a loose term considering his entire room is a tree house.

King opens his little wooden door after hearing the knock and looks around but doesn’t see anyone. Then the flashy red bow catches his eye, and since the tag seems to be evidence enough that the gift is for him, King takes it inside and tears into the package.

He gasps when he sees the rainbow of color: red, yellow, green, and purple all lined with white fur and just a hint of sparkles. King swings it around and ties it around his neck with the silky red ribbon and goes to look at himself in the mirror.

Striking a pose that would rival that of King Arthur himself, King beams at his reflection and then runs off to find the others and thank them.


A few hours ago, I discharged my last duty as King and Emperor. And, now that I have been succeeded by my brother,  the Duke of York,  my first words must be to declare my allegiance to him. This I do with all my heart. You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce the throne. I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility, and to discharge my duties as King, as I would wish to do, without the help and support of the woman I love. This decision has been made less difficult to me by the sure knowledge that my brother has one matchless blessing enjoyed by so many of you, and not bestowed on me. A happy home, with his wife and children. And now we all have a new king. I wish him, and you, his people, happiness and prosperity  with all my heart. God bless you all. God save the King.

Valentine’s Day 2k17

First up we have king virgin boy with his fucking red crayon eating alone wishing his non existent followers a happy Valentine’s Day.  Look at the shadow from his phone – it’s like the lunar eclipse of loneliness.

UGHH kooky ironic couples who think they’re so fucking top shit and carefree because they act like children. Oh how free spirited and young at heart you are, what are you going to do next, snuggle up and watch The Lion King [edit: great film] The Little Mermaid and give him a shitty handjob like you’re 15 again and it’s cheap Tuesday’s at the cinema?  Stop running away from the horrible realities of adult life, this charade is a FUCKING LIE your innocence is GONE it’s NEVER EVER coming back

Everyone, save this picture on your phone and text it to your partner next time you fuck up and they think you’re just the shittest cunt because this’ll remind em how bad it actually gets. Just imagine the sickly saccharine-varnish notes of luke warm Omni brand sparkling drinking wine coagulating in your mouth with all that sour cream, supermarket cheese and taco sludge; like a big pissy Sao.  I hate those fucking Old El Paso tacos, they always fucking break in the middle just like the heart of whoever had to deal with this Milhouse’s Dad’s Racing Car Bed bullshit. 

Chicken and budget wine, look this is totally fine.  His wife wanted chicken and she got herself some fucking chicken - nice work my man. 

The problem with Valentine’s Day is guys try to step too far out of their zone and fumble through some fucking mess of a dining experience that is just totally beyond their capabilities. She’ll tell you it’s cute, you and your embarrassing single rose, but for reals - she’ll be looking for an exit from your training wheel bullshit.  Fumbling over the pronunciation of all the menu items like a fucking DICKHEAD ordering the wrong wine; just making a fool of yourself. There’s been 30-40 years of neo-capitalism and buddy I hate to say it but you didn’t quite make it up the stream - there’s no shame in that so just stick to your more racist, garlic bread heavy venues like Hogs Breath Cafe or middle class shitholes like Wagamama

Now we’re talking - I truly want to meet the fucking MONSTER who thinks they could get away with pulling this cake out as a Valentines gift. Like it would take a truly special breed of horrible person to even contemplate it.  I love how Woolworth’s don’t even fucking care anymore as well, they just underpay some school kid to draw terrifying hearts on these fucking disgusting cake flavoured sweetened flour products and dump them in a box for emotionally vacant animals to give to people they don’t give a shit about.

Oh look, the shittest two people on earth have found each other!  Not only has he found someone who loves him enough to place a heart shaped piece of dry, semi-toasted bread under two other dry pieces of semi-toasted bread, she has found someone who is totally fucking okay with the the absolute mediocrity of this totally vacant romantic gesture.  No effort, no expectations, just G rated bliss all the way to the grave - just imagine the sex; they’ll probably make a child without even penetrating.

Okay we have the new King and Queen of #ausromance here; some fucking Scott and Charlene level relationship goals are being kicked right here.  A “Candle Lit Milo” have you ever heard a better phrase?  This is fantastic!  I bet they just rooted like dingos after this  (whoever made this contact me I’ll send you a free shirt)

Ahhh, the sweet scent of dying alone, cradling a tear soaked pillow in your fucking filthy unwashed sheets wishing you’d just tried a little harder, put in the extra effort.  Hey, at least she’s happier now than you could even possibly have hoped to make her. You’re a good guy for staying out of her a life, a top bloke. Go on, pour yourself another tea cup of cask wine, you’ll be asleep soon enough, there there, the agony of tomorrow morning is but a terrifying three hour sleep away.  

<3 Happy Valentines! <3

Loyalty {Robb Stark x Male! Reader}

Originally posted by richard-madden

@andtheytoldustotellyouhello requested “Or where male!reader is the heir of the vale and he comes to pledge for the king of the north, his cousin?”

[Thanks for the request! Cousin incest and smut warning!]


Even the gray skies could not dampen his spirits.

His eyes were filled with wonder, taking in every inch of the war encampment. It was as if he was five and ten again, watching the Knights of the Vale spar in the courtyard.

Men were gathered in the thousands, all united behind his cousin, the King whose name is Stark. A whole village of tents and the bustle was intoxicating. No man seemed to mind him, and he brushed shoulders with several as he passed through the large crowds. He was invisible here. Not the Heir to the Vale, or the eldest son of Jon Arryn. Just a man.

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All the shit you want to say in Game of Thrones: Pt 1

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

You remember that moment, in season 1 episode 7 when Cersei ripped up that paper in front of Ned Stark and shit? Well, this is some of the stuff I wanted to say … 

“Is this meant to be your shield, Lord Stark?” Cersei Lannister asked, tearing the paper to shreds. “a piece of paper?” she finally tore the last piece and throws the letter to the side, like ashes in the wind. 

You stood there in shock as Lord Eddard Stark’s eyes did not leave her. You are in your amor and you are ready to strike when needed. 

“Those were the King’s words …” Ser Barristan Selmy said, shocked as well. 

She smiles evil,“We have a new King,” she said, turning to Joffery Baratheon who smiled down at everyone in the room. 

Everyone stands there, in shock. You try to march forward but Lord Stark stops you. 

“NAW NED LET ME SAY SOME SHIT,” Lord Stark looks at you and releases you. “Yo Cersei, you think you pay bills to be tearing up paper like that!? Ya boy Neddy Stark trying to get the crown out of debt and you think you be paying bills around here to be tearing up paper? Yo you better tape that shit back together boo. Lannister’s pay their debts? What kind of shit is that? Y'all always going to be in debt wasting paper, clean this shit up before I whoop your ass!”

Everyone stares at you. 

“Seize her/him!” she said loudly. “Do it now! DO IT!” 

You look at Ned Stark, bow then sprint towards the doors. 

You were beheaded by the gold cloaks later that day. 

*** I always wanted to write something like this :^) forgive me because I have a lot of trash in my mind. If you like this, let me know and ill do more moments like this and shit lmfao. Bye! Have a safe and blessed day*** 

Ding dong the King is dead

Episode10x17 has given me so many ideas to speculate about that I don’t even know where to start. Thank you, Andrew Dabb! You’re my second favorite Supernatural writer for a reason (Robbie Thompson being number 1 and Robert Berens number 3).


I have a feeling that Crowley’s time in the show is getting to an end, and I’ll explain why.

1) Both Dean and Crowley agree that Crowley’s gone soft. He went to Dean not looking for a fight but for a talk. Then we have Dean’s speech about family. “Once a wise man told me, ‘Family don’t end in blood,’ but it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you. Not what you can do for them. Family is there, for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts. That’s family. That sound like your mother?” This is Crowley listening to Dean’s speech?

Do you see a villain in his eyes? Do you see the King of Hell? I don’t. Not anymore. 

After that, Crowley went directly to kick Rowena out because, of course, he realized that she was NOT really family, no matter the blood. However, we’re forgetting something about Crowley, something he said in 8x23: “I just wanna be loved. I deserve to be loved.” Crowley wants a family, and his desire for that has made him soft. That’s why Rowena could manipulate him. That’s why he can’t kill the Winchesters. Somehow, they’ve gone from being his enemies, to being kind of “family” to him. Even though Dean betrayed him in 10x14, even though Rowena made Crowley believe Dean had hurt her, he went to Dean willing to talk, not “with hellhounds and demons.”

2) When Sam was reading Bobby’s letter, the shots we got were telling us something. We saw Rowena on our screens exactly when Bobby said, “Sometimes the bad is real bad.” And then we got Crowley when he said, “And the good… it can come at one hell of a price.” This is what we saw when the word ‘price’ was uttered:

It’s like Crowley’s turned into one of the good guys, and his mother will be the one making him pay one hell of a price for that.

3) I’ve been saying that somehow I think a member of Team Free Will will commit suicide in the season finale. I’ll quote myself:

“I’m even getting myself nervous because all the mentions of suicide don’t seem coincidental to me. We’re still missing episode 10x19 The Werther Project, which “deals with suicide [i]n a way that only Supernatural can” as Jared himself said. […] I have a feeling that a member of Team Free Will will commit suicide for a greater good.” (x)

I thought Castiel would be the one doing that. I explained here why I didn’t think it would be Dean or Sam. But I left Crowley out of the equation.

However, when I analyzed the titles of the coming episodes, I read a little about the plot of The Sorrows of Young Werther and said this:

“Werther meets and falls in love with Lotte, “a beautiful young girl who is taking care of her siblings following the death of their mother”. He spends the next few months cultivating a close friendship with Lotte, and her fiancé, Albert. “His pain eventually becomes so great that he is forced to leave”. When he returns, Lotte is already married. “Every day serves as a torturous reminder that Lotte will never be able to requite his love. Out of pity for her friend and respect for her husband, Lotte comes to the decision that Werther must not visit her so frequently. He visits her one final time, and they are both overcome with emotion. ” In the end, Werther decides to take his own life as a way to resolve the situation. As Jared himself said on his FB, this episode “deals with suicide [i]n a way that only Supernatural can”. Is Berens going to use love triangles as well? Or is suicide the only reason for the episode’s title?” (x)

Ever since I read that, I thought about the “love triangle” between Dean, Cas, and Crowley. Don’t laugh! Bear with me. I’m not saying they’re together, together, but in episode 10x14, Dean chose Cas over Crowley. Some people have even speculated that Crowley could try to kill Cas to get back at Dean. Nevertheless, after seeing Crowley with Dean in 10x17, I don’t think Crowley would try to kill either Cas or Dean. In fact, I’m finally convinced that if it was necessary, Crowley would protect Dean. You know why? Because “[f]amily is there, for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts.” So, I believe when things get really bad, it will be Crowley the one who’ll sacrifice himself to save Dean. He’s not gonna remove the MoC, but he’s gonna save Dean once the mark is removed. And I kind of think that it will be Rowena the one who’s gonna kill Crowley when trying to kill Dean. 


I wrote something about Castiel 5 months ago:

I’m fairly sure that Cas will get his own grace back somehow; that’s why we were told (by Metatron) early in the season that Cas’ grace was still out there. And I really agree with you when you say that Cas will use his grace to save Dean (if the title card for season 10 symbolizes what we think it does). […] I’m very confident that Castiel will survive, and I believe he will become human because he will choose that. BUT he won’t become human because he HAS TO, as in to save Dean. He will realize somehow that Dean is so important to him (whether romantically or not) that saving him is not something he HAS TO DO, but something he WANTS TO DO. “It’s the difference between being dragged into the arena and walking into the arena with your head held high.” (x)

I’ve been afraid that Cas might be the one killing himself at the end of the season to save Dean, but I’ve never been afraid of Misha not coming back for season 11. As I said here, “Maybe angel!Cas dies, but human!Cas doesn’t?”

After episode 10x17, I’m back to thinking that Cas will sacrifice something to save Dean, but it won’t be his life, it will be his grace.

We have to understand this: on television, every line is important; every line is there for a reason. They wouldn’t waste screen time for a line that is not relevant. That’s how we knew Cas’ grace was still out there since 10x02. That’s how I’m 100% sure Dean will get rid of the Mark.

For a moment I thought the show was taking us to a dead end with the MoC plot. It looked like there was no way to get rid of it, that Dean would have to find a way to live with it. Now they’ve finally told us there is a way. It’s a curse. It’s magic. It can be removed. And there’s one person who will try really hard to remove it in order to get her revenge: ROWENA.

I’m ready to bet that the key ingredient for the spell to remove the Mark will be Cas’ grace. I hope the show finally explains WHY IT HAS TO BE CAS’s because that might give us some sort of canon Destiel (the grace of the angel who loves *cough* is in love with *cough* the human carrying the MoC?) However, even if the show doesn’t explain it, they’ve been telling us since the very beginning (the season 10 title card) that angel grace is important to this season’s mythology arc.


Keeping secrets from each other in the case of the Winchesters is never a good idea. Dean didn’t tell Sam about Rowena being Crowley’s mother. He didn’t tell Sam that the Mark can be removed because it’s a curse. However, he heard from Metadouche that the MoC is “old magic, god-level magic or Lucifer-level.” On the other hand, Sam didn’t say any of this to Dean either. Do you think that’s a coincidence? Try again!

Sam will continue to search for a way. He knows this is magic they’re talking about. “The river ends at the source”. Metatron said that he was just making up crap, BUT… the source of the MoC is Lucifer. He was the one who gave it to Cain. Metadouche brought Lucifer to the equation in front of Sam. How long is it going to take him to think that’s the only way? How long till Sam’s and Rowena’s paths intersect? Sam going behind Dean’s back will backfire AS ALWAYS. And the consequences of that will make up the plot for season 11.

My question now remains: Who will be the big bad for season 11, Rowena or Lucifer? Definitely Rowena will become a major villain pretty soon. But I kind of think that we will have a new King of Hell, the one who Crowley took out for his own benefit. Rowena will probably be a nemesis, but not the big bad. So, for season 11 we will have Metatron, Rowena, and perhaps Lucifer to deal with. God will have to show up one day, but it won’t be until the very end of the series. (Maybe season 12?)

This is getting very, very interesting. I’m just kind of sad because I wouldn’t like to see Mark Sheppard go, but I think his time has arrived. They didn’t kill off a major character in the mid-season finale, but I’m sure they will in the finale. And that death has to cause a great impact. They can’t do that with Dean, Sam or Cas because they can’t kill them off permanently. Who’s the only character they can kill off in a big way, giving him some sort of redemption if he’s killed protecting Dean? CROWLEY! Just like Kevin in season 9 was the only one they could kill off. It’s time to use this gif because definitely…

Re: New King of Prism Trailer

YOI Staff: We have created the gayest ice skating anime ever! We had to censor it of course, but we even had two male characters kiss!

Kinpri Staff: Hold my beer…