we have a desktop

Remember when we had to read fanfiction on our desktops… Not even laptops. having to get get plopped down in the family computer room to pull up your naruto and yugioh self insert stories on lunaescence archives and fanfiction dot net with god & everyone watching you.

A Conversation Me And My Friend Had
  • Alisa: Has Namjoon ever broke his neck?
  • Me: I don't know
  • Alisa: Has Jungkook ever broke his legs. With the cracking sound and everything?
  • Me: I don't know
  • Alisa: Has Rap Monster ever broke his arms?
  • Me:
  • Alisa:
  • Me:
  • Me: ...Rap Monster and Namjoon are the same person...
  • Alisa: Oh...
  • Me: I'm posting this
Oh, so you DO want a mobile design for this site?

I was working web design on campus at my university. Each department had their own page that fits underneath the school site as a whole.

My boss comes to me with a design that she has in mind and that we’ve had several meetings about over the course of a few weeks. I point out that a few of the features she is mentioning work well on desktop, but don’t translate to a good mobile experience. I could finish the site for her in a day if we only worry about the desktop, or a week if we want to have a good mobile-minded design.

She tells me we shouldn’t expect any mobile traffic and that 99% of our users are going to be on desktop. Whatever. I make the site as she wants, including the non-mobile-friendly bits on the “article” pages we put up.

A few weeks later her boss goes to her complaining that the site doesn’t look right. He’s using a microsoft surface tablet. She asks me to redesign the pages to “look good on tablets.”

I do just that, but because I’ve had to go out of my way to make bad code first for a stupid deadline, I have to re-write most of the site to be responsive. Some of it was already built-in (we were using bootstrap) but the “special features” she insisted on were not. Over the course of the week I get every tiny detail figured out and consistently have to check the site with her and her boss to make sure it’s just how they want it.

When I was done the code was functional, but the class-names on the home page were changed to things like “.thisisstupid{}” and “.itoldyouso{}”. For a few of them I think I used foreign language rage-faces and emojis. I switched roles shortly after this on campus and started working for someone else, but I was still their go-to guy for problems related to the site so it never got handed over to another dev.

TL;DR - Boss made me do twice as much work so I filled her CSS up with passive aggressive class names.

EDIT: To clarify for all you salty web devs out there, this was a student job that literally any student with a basic web course under their belt would have qualified for. I was only a few semesters in when I started there. Maybe if I was getting paid more than “barely above minimum wage” I would have cared more about professionalism and whether or I’d pass “code review.” Lighten up.

SECOND EDIT: I eventually was given another redesign on the site so I fixed most of the class names at that point. The only ones left in prod when I left were things like “.fancynavicon{}” and “.fancyheader{}” which, while arguably unprofessional, were accurate descriptions of those elements. So no, I didn’t make a mess for the next guy.

guys i think i accidentally downloaded the entire tim wright wiki page???

The bed song - Part 2

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Sexual references, but nothing else.

Part 1

Originally posted by its-buckyy

Exhibit B

Well, we found an apartment
It’s not much to look at
A futon on a floor
Torn-off desktop for a door
All the decor’s made of milk crates and duct tape
And if we have sex
They can hear us through the floor
But we don’t do that anymore.

“Okay, so we upgraded ourselves a bit,” (Y/N) admitted as she put a small cloth over a box that would simulate a table. “This is way fancier than what we had,” she nodded.

“Quite fancier,” Bucky agreed, finishing with the pictures he glued to the wall, “and I like it, we have a bathroom of our own now,” he shrugged pointing at the desktop that served as a door.

“Should we do a housewarming party? I mean, invite the team to have a drink or something?”

After two long years of struggling with the difficulties of a life without many privileges and without a house to call their own, they finally got to make their new apartment into a home. After the housewarming party, they called it quits for the night after a long session of passionate love making to inaugurate their home.

But as they struggled with the daily life, they were also struggling with their relationship. They both fell apart from each other. Bucky was busier than ever with missions and (Y/N) seemed restless at work. They barely saw each other and when they did it was only when they found each other fast asleep. It was not the life they had planned, but at least they were together and that was what counted.

They didn’t want to give up on their busy lives to improve their love life, but they didn’t want to give up on each other because the love was real, and they reminded each other on a daily basis about that. (Y/N) would leave small sticky notes on Bucky’s things, saying how much she loved him and how grateful she was that he was with her, and Bucky would text her in the middle of the day just to tell her that she looked gorgeous in the morning.

That’s how they kept their love alive, but even that wasn’t enough.

The years went by in their apartment and they could feel the lack of interest they felt for each other. They looked at each other and there were no more butterflies, it was just a regular person and they barely said a kind word to each other. Small talk was quite small and as much as they tried to change it, they couldn’t.

They feared the worst from one another.

My memory is so bad like. Sometimes I’d be looking at someone’s posts in my dash for days until one day I’m like “oh yeah right we’re mutuals”…and sometimes I think I’m mutuals with someone when I’m not…it’s so confusing sjdlshd I wish I could just get a mutual notification or smth

//when you have had to clean install windows 10 for the forth time and you can’t install your drawing programs on your PC until you finally do it right

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At the monthly Tumblr mobile developer meeting:

President: Let’s see how we can improve the mobile Tumblr experience. Half our content doesn’t load at all. You can’t put a non-gif image in reblogs and replies. You can’t format posts unless you use HTML. Our uploaded videos do not have volume control on mobile and desktop. What should we improve upon?

Developer: I know! Let’s put the navigation bar at the BOTTOM of the app!

President: BRILLIANT!!!!!

irwen  asked:

second grade, reflection and jump ♥ (haha i also realised we have the same desktop theme)

second grade: proudest accomplishment?
i dont really have career accomplishments yet but for academic probably being valedictorian of my secondary school for finals/final year

reflection: if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?
school isnt everything, dont run off and be sad alone,  stop studying so much and do the things you like a little more

jump: favorite childhood memory?
the occasional bbqs we have with our friends and their families, the dads would get drunk together and someone would just pick up a guitar and everyone starts singing together while the rest of us kids would play at the playground and talk and snack :’) 

bangtan asks


Next up in the rotation are the Bakers, and I started off with giving Mitchell a makeover since their hair got lost accidentally switching the game over*. Tbh it suits them a lot more than the other hair.

*Well, not per se, it’s just that I don’t have the hair they had on the desktop. It’s still in the files I have on my desktop from the laptop, but eh, we’re here now.

Today, I fucked up... by getting banned from a lecture for laughing

So this FU happened this morning. University resumed this week after winter break and I started a new course together with a friend.

In this course we were going to use Matlab to calculate some economic stuff, so the first lecture was an introduction to Matlab for those that had not yet worked with it. My friend and I had used Matlab before, so we weren’t really paying attention, as it was still very basic stuff being explained.

So my friend was arranging Matlab and Excel in a way that he could both see the data and Matlab or easily switch between the two. In order to do this he googled the multiple desktop feature for W10. So he was busy for a few minutes and when he finished I looked over to see his final arrangement. While I checked out his screen setup he turns to me and went like this. I didn’t expect that so i burst out laughing and kinda tried to play it off as a cough while burying my face in my hands. After I calmed myself down I looked up, face red and tears still in my eyes.

At this point the prof asked me if something was funny. I responded by saying no and apologizing. He didn’t want any of that though, because his next sentence was: “Get out, I don’t want to see you in my class again.” After he said that he left the room for a brief moment while I shut down my Computer. He returned and repeated, that my friend and I should leave. So we packed our things and left the room while he gave us a grumpy glare.

I don’t know why he was so harsh, maybe he thought we were laughing at him, because of his thick accent or he just didn’t like that we didn’t pay any attention to his Matlab introduction. Anyway, I guess we have Wednesday morning off now…

TL;DR: Friend approved of his new desktop setup - professor didn’t though.

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anonymous asked:

could you direct me to any source that lists all the yugioh ships with their names bc im so confused

Yeah, definitely! I’m co-mod on @ygo-dm-shippings-list, so I recommend looking there. As long as you’re not on mobile, you can see our list pages, which separate the list out into categories (m/m, m/f, f/f, etc). We also have individual posts (which can be seen on mobile and desktop) for most of the ships on the list, which include reasoning behind the names (if known), alternative name information (if applicable), and links to the Tumblr tag and AO3 works (on some posts - it’s a work in progress).

If you want to search for a ship name by the characters in it, either use mobile or the sidebar version of the blog on desktop, and type the characters names separated by commas (”character a, character b”) into the search bar.

Technically, we don’t have the “full” list, as we’ve removed some ships that don’t have any associated work (i.e., aren’t shipped), but we provide links to alternative lists as well in our extra tab (not accessible from mobile).