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okay imagine an au where carmilla works at a coffee shop and laura goes in and orders the same thing and every time she does, instead of writing ‘laura’ on the cup, carmilla writes one of those dorky nicknames like ‘cupcake’ ‘sundance’ ‘creampuff’ etc. 

and it makes laura SUPER MAD and she’s always like it’s fucking laura i s2g im gonna punch u in ur attractive face

and carmilla smirks and keeps doing it obviously

but then one day carmilla’s not there and laura’s like oh and she doesn’t know why she’s sad bc it’s not like she likes carmilla or anything

but the new person is like ‘hey are you laura? carmilla told me to give you this’ and it’s just the same drink as ever, but this time it has ‘laura’ written on it

  • Inspector:*offers his hand* Mr. Holmes, I presume? Delighted to meet you, I appreciate the help.
  • Sherlock:*shakes his hand; gestures at Molly* My colleague, forensic pathologist Dr. Molly Holmes. She will need complete access *smiles*
  • Molly:...
  • Inspector:*shakes Molly's hand* Nice to meet you.
  • Molly:*stunned; slowly nods* Erm...
  • Inspector:Okay, well, Mr and Doctor Holmes, we're over-
  • Sherlock:*suddenly* Hooper.
  • Molly:*shuffling awkwardly*
  • Inspector:*confused* I'm sorry?
  • Sherlock:*sweating; avoiding Molly's gaze* Molly Hooper...my erm, that...this *clears his throat* So, the body?
  • Inspector:*amused* This way...
  • LATER
  • Molly:*timidly* Sherlock-
  • Sherlock:*quickly* -blood and soil samples taken from the crime scene show-
  • Molly:*breathes deeply; boldly* You called me Holmes...earlier.
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:*swallows; pacing, trying to avoid looking at her* Did I? I don't recall. You might have made it up. After all, you've lusted after me for quite a few years now and- and...
  • Molly:*steps closer* And?
  • Sherlock:*sighs* And fuck it *grabs her face and kisses her*

so, we were asked to get a pair of plants at the beginning of season six, and i did. i don’t think this is the result they were looking for. they were practically identical when i got them. about two inches high, with pink flowers on the top. the dried-out flower stayed on the other NO GMM cactus, but not on the GMM cactus. honestly i have no words for what happened to the GMM cactus. like somewhere something went wrong for this little guy. it’s like the cosmos looked down on this cactus and said “hold on–what if we make this one ugly?” and so it was and so my cactus has a weird wrongy nub. i don’t know what this says about me or gmm or cacti but it’s probably along the lines of “seek help this is weird.”

“DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?”

So wow, I have reached a whopping 101 followers, which really just blows my mind for this blog. For those of you looking to RP with me, you are angels for being patient in waiting for me to post opportunities to interact. For those of you who already RP with me, wow you are saints for putting up with my sometimes painfully slow replies. I would like to say first of all that I am incredibly grateful for all of you here and secondly, there are a few special people I want to give a shoutout to for their involvement with this blog.

deceitfultrickeryinorganicorganism - You have really been instrumental in helping me get this muse flowing. You’ve offered lots of words of encouragement and I just overall think you are rad. You are a real gem in this community. I love your Loki and Harry is such a precious cupcake. <3

exquisite-minx / noxiousmayhem - Agh, where do I begin? You have also really helped get this muse going and I’m still so thrilled I came upon you by complete accident. It’s like when you find a $20 bill on the sidewalk and it’s the best surprise ever. Minx is soooo fun and oh my GOD am I going to have fun with Kaos.

slysmith / stormwielder - You will always be the Thor to my Loki (quite literally on Sim’s account xD) and I really hold onto your Thor as a role-model. Obviously, Bron’s a bit different (a lot), but I can find that foundation in your Thor. And omg our thread on your Loki sparked an entire verse now on this blog and I’m enjoying suave serial killer Thor way more than I should.

chaoticsovereign - I’ve admired you from afar on my Loki account for awhile and it thrills me to write with you here. Already these two have such a great chemistry it really makes my heart ache.

ourheartscondemnus - We’ve only just started RPing on this account, but already I find immense joy in our interactions. I know I can really go dark with you and explore the nastiest in Thor’s mind, even if we haven’t gotten there yet.

you-crave-subjugation / adivinegod / jane-foster-scientist - hehe Crave was the first to be subjected to the ever-bitchy fem!Thor and really solidify that face claim in my mind. Oh my god I have such an itch to play more of evil queen Thor. And holy wow, you know how much I love your Thor. Divine’s another big inspiration for this blog because you handle dark & light so wonderfully. I’m looking forward to interacting with Jane and I think it’s so fitting that her blog is my 100th follower!

what-the-thunder-struck & xsinfulxprincex & notuptoyou & iidunn & silentgodofvengeance & traitorking & anyone else I have RPed with that I may have forgotten. - I appreciate you so much just for taking the time to send a meme or answer a thread. Every reply I receive helps me to build this muse so I don’t give up on him. I truly enjoy playing Thor, but some days are difficult and all of you who have posted with me, whether for awhile or whether our threads are in the stages of infancy, help me to remember why.

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Jessica Fan Union

please don’t cry anymore. please be strong. we got your back Jessica.

It’s getting hotter out there so i asked my mom when she’ll be able to pay me clothes

I have to wait ‘til june. 

I hate being poor. 

okay but let’s say “women can be sexist!” okay fine sure. so a woman is sexist, she says, “i hate men,” you say, “fuck off lady,” go home kinda hurt that she’s mean. the next day you will interact with plenty of women who aren’t sexist. that one woman becomes a story you tell your buddies and everyone laughs. your life doesn’t change.

this is the reverse of how women live. at every interaction, our bodies are ready to flinch. when a man says, “i hate women,” most of us don’t say, “fuck off,” we feel our hearts beat faster and our hands tremble. we go home panicked. happy to be in one piece. happy we made it out of there. we don’t talk about you. you are not the first person to disrespect us, and you won’t be the last. you are the scar every single one of us carries. the next day, all but a few of the men we talk to will carry your face: our boss who constantly checks out his secretary, the man in the cubicle next to us who is always making sex jokes and saying, “what’s wrong sweetie?” when we ask for help, the man down the hall who likes to put cups on his chest and sing out “oh no i broke a nail!” and toss his hair and show that female is stupid and clumsy and everyone always laughs but the air in our lungs is so tight we can’t swallow it.

let’s say some women are sexist. she yelled at you for holding the door open. she told you men are babies. she made a post on the internet saying “even if some of us might be, we are nowhere near as dangerous to you as you are to us”. she is one out of sixteen hundred.

let’s say some men really are nice guys. he doesn’t get angry if you snap at small things. he doesn’t call you hysterical if you start crying. he is constantly unlearning everything sexist that has been taught to him. he knows that a post which hurts his feelings won’t ever equate to someone following him home. he is one out of sixteen hundred.

men say, “i’m not a sexist, i married a woman.” men say, “i’m just playing devil’s advocate.” men say, “you don’t get how bad rejection is.” men say, “i’m not one of them, i’m a nice guy and if you let me fuck you, you’d know it.”

women say, “i hate men.”

men say, “its not my fault the system is like this. and besides, we have problems too.”

women say, “please, i just want to walk down the street without being worried what you will do”

men say, “if you want equal, can i punch you?”

—  I’m sorry if you were ever hurt by something someone angry said. It doesn’t mean you have any idea what it’s like to live like this. You cannot equate a rotten apple in a bushel to a swarm of wasps, one of which might be a pacifist.  // r.i.d
When someone comes up to me and says, “Hey, I’m a big Pushing Daisies fan.” You just feel like, “Oh, wow: You’re the one who watched it. So nice to meet you.” […] When I meet one of the fans, I’m always like, “Aw, one of my people. You liked it, too? I liked it. You liked it. Let’s talk about it a little bit.”
—  Lee Pace really loves Pushing Daisies and Pushing Daisies fans. (x)
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“Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!”

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When you hear them whispering “Kingslayer” behind your back, doesn’t it bother you?
Of course it bothers me.
Jaime Lannister + being called Kingslayer (requested by anonymous)

okay but remember when Taylor would give fans in the audience her bracelets and stuff???

Then she gave fans the black hat 

and now 

Taylor is literally the best person in the universe and nobody will ever even come close to comparison.

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Two instances where I think Asami’s makeup is tattooed. 

1. Don’t throw everything away. Just keep that one single picture you love. Some day you will be able to look back at that picture and you will smile I promise.

2. Don’t drink or do drugs. I know you’re in pain but this isn’t the right way baby.

3. Don’t you dare to go back asking for an other chance. It’s his loss not yours.

4. Don’t hurt yourself. Please don’t cut yourself or something else. Your heart is already broken hurting your body would make it worse.

5. Don’t think about dying I beg you. I love you okay and believe me I am not the only one. Keep your head up beautiful. We’ll get through this together okay.

—  5 things you shouldn’t do when you are heart broken.
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